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We fully expect the Tehran Tumblefucks to be begging for terms any day now:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, joined at a State Department news conference by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, said the steps the Bush administration is taking against the Revolutionary Guard Corps and a number of banks are designed, among other things, to punish Tehran for its support of terrorist organizations in Iraq and the Middle East.

[…]

The United States has long labeled Iran as a state supporter of terrorism and has been working for years to gain support for tougher sanctions from the international community aimed at keeping the country from developing nuclear weapons.

The sanctions will cut off more than 20 Iranian entities, including individuals and companies owned or controlled by the Revolutionary Guards, from the American financial system and will likely have ripple effects throughout the international banking community.

We’re reminded of a little-known historical fact that many military historians believe was the real Turnaround Point™ in World War II, as opposed to the piffling minor incidents at Stalingrad, El Alamein et al. We’re referring, of course, to the recently de-classified document revealing that the Roosevelt Administration, in November of 1942, put travel restrictions on all members of the 1. SS “Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler” Panzer Division and froze their overseas bank assets.

What effete, incompetent, half-arsed pricks we have in DC.

LC & IB Bill Quick, from whom we got the news item, asks:

Does anybody but me think that “sanctions” against the Iranian military, but not against the Iranian regime are, well, ridiculous?

We’d have chosen more colorfully appropriate words than “ridiculous” for it, Bill, but, other than that…

Yes.

UPDATE: Just as we think that it can’t possibly get any worse, that there is no way on this Earth that the President Milquetoast administration and his paleosimian-fellating Secretary of State of Servitude can further prove to us that they aren’t worthy of running a lemonade stand, Bill drops by in comments to show me this:

WASHINGTON, Oct 26 (Reuters) - Anxious not to repeat mistakes of past Middle East peace-making, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has turned to former presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter for tips ahead of her own conference this year.

At this point we have to tell ourselves that this is just al-Roto-Reuter spinning in favor of their two favorite traitors of all time, because if we don’t, then there is absolutely no way that anybody can ever convince us again that Kerry or Gore would have been worse. Or Satan, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh or Josef Stalin, for that matter.

But it’s hard to make a convincing case for it, considering that our Fearless Leader has spared no effort to kiss Islamofascist butt ever since he conveniently forgot about what he said right after 9/11 (something that, to his credit, took him several weeks which is unusual for the slime-covered swampcritters infesting Washington DC), that his Secretary of anti-Semitic States has been so busy sleeping with the paleosimians that it’s a wonder that she hasn’t had several litters with them already (her latest hit being to lean on Israel to get them to hand over Jerusalem to the terrorist Saracen hordes. Why not Tel Aviv as well, Gondolapisser Rice? And throw in Haifa as well or, even better, DC) and that he still, six years into the war, refuses to do something about our wide open borders because it would make his boyfriend Vicente mad.

And those are just a few of his fuckups.

The only legitimate reason for inviting Dhimmi Khadr and Billie Jean Blowjob over would be to serve them both with their charges of treason, then having them dragged outside and shot against the nearest Rose Garden wall, and since they’re both among the living still, we can only conclude that the most lily-livered, spineless administration since Dhimmi Khadr’s own has fucked up…

Again.

I’ll be outside getting drunk…

30 Responses to “Oh Wow. THAT’LL Make the Mullahs Cry “Uncle!” (UPDATED)”
  1. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Firstest on the firstest post after The Great Server Movement of 2007™!

    :em94:

  2. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Oh Emperor

    I bet the Iranian regime is very busy mopping up the floor after pissing themselves laughing at this “sanction”. That “Condoleances For Allowing Our Soldiers to Be Killed” Rice should stop smoking somebody else’s dirty socks and start (or at least try) facing up to the fact that these terrorist supporting states just don’t give a rat’s ass about so-called “sanctions” which are really meant for public consumption in the US.

    What effete, incompetent, half-arsed pricks we have in DC.

    You don’t have to be polite with these idiots Sir, let it rip!!!

  3. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Deja vu.

    I believe this is what the Cah’duh administration did in 1979 too.

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Way past time for smoking hole diplomacy. After the coup, maybe I should be Sec of State instead of Chief Justice.

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    LH,
    You never call, you never write…

  6. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Can’t we just bomb them already? :em98: :em71:

  7. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LittleRott84

    Come to think of it, yeah, what are we waiting for!?!?

    Oh, wait, wouldn’t want to offend their good friends at the U.N. now, would we!? :em38:

  8. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

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    I think if the Iranians try to test another ICBM and it happens to fly in the direction of Iraq, they may coincidentally get to see a Standard-3 missile test over Iraq.

  9. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Not to be contrarian here, but I think this is just the opening moves setting the stage for the final show down.

  10. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    I would have to agree with crunchie, I think they are setting the “international stage ™ ” by crossing their diplomatic “Ts” and dotting their “Is”. Much like was done prior to Iraq getting their shock and awe wake-up call.

  11. Unregistered Comment by dailypundit

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    By the way, Misha, did you catch the news about Bush sending Condi to consult with Clinton and Carter about the Middle East?

    News | Africa - Reuters.com

    WASHINGTON, Oct 26 (Reuters) - Anxious not to repeat mistakes of past Middle East peace-making, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has turned to former presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter for tips ahead of her own conference this year.

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Anxious not to repeat mistakes of past Middle East peace-making, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has turned to former presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter for tips ahead of her own conference this year.

    Good strategy. Listen to Jimmuh and Bubba, take copious notes, and do the exact opposite.

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    crunchie…I think you’re right. Sort of what I think about as I stockpile and such. I expect a war, period. A major economic jolt may also be in order. Tomorrow might be a good idea to buy some more ammo. Not to mention edibles, drinkables, etc.

  14. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    Listen to Jimmuh and Bubba, take copious notes, and do the exact opposite.

    Crunchie, you just made me feel much better about her consult. From your li.. er, keyboard, to Condi’s/Bush’s ears…

  15. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Yeah, Dhimmi Kahtuh, the limp-dickedasswipepisspantswetnoodlespineddipshitmotherfuckin’ brainless liberal incompetent that started the shitlickin’ mess we’re STILL dealing with. My cat pukes up hairballs smarter than he is! Maybe I can luck out and end up attached to one of the first units to overrun Teheran when we invade! Hey, a man’s still allowed to have hopes isn’t he? The chance to end up on another combat tour was the main reason I re-upped while I was in A-stan!

  16. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    LC Crunchie, I hope like hell you’re right.

    I still think that the needledick is a needledick, though. I also think that Rice may have given up trying to talk sense into him. He’s the President and she’s not.

    I don’t see her doing this crap when it’s actually her decision. I mean, did you see the pic of her about to testify when the Code Pink people showed up? That was a no-shit “I’m pissed and I’m about to freaking clock me a commie!” look in her eyes. Some peace creep should probably thank Gaia that the DSS agent got to her first.

  17. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Oh, wait, wouldn’t want to offend their good friends at the U.N. now, would we!? :em38:

    Screw the UN. Take it out while we’re at it.

  18. Unregistered Comment by dailypundit

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    And another addition to the Klown Klusterfark, from the same amazing article:

    Other sources of advice have been former U.S. negotiator Dennis Ross and ex-secretaries of state James Baker, Henry Kissinger and Madeleine Albright. Rice meets frequently for lunch with Albright, whose father taught Rice at Denver University.

    Great. Jimmy the GHW Bush Consigliere and architect of the Saddam Surrender, Hank the All-Purpose Saudi Fixer, and Mad Halfbright, Noted Imbecile.

    Who’s next on Gondola’s foreign policy consult list: A tag team of Dennis Kucinski and Ron Paul?

  19. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Does anybody but me think that “sanctions” against the Iranian military, but not against the Iranian regime are, well, ridiculous?

    The religion is Islam is the regime is the military. They’re all arms of the same octopus. So, yeah, it is ridiculous. An octopus can still function with an injured arm (or are they legs?).

  20. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Fanusi Khiyal

    He’s proven to be “The Great Blabbermouth” in lieu of the Great Crusader, hasn’t he!?! Sure sounded good shortly after 9/11, but sadly the steam has run out, and now we’re left with “sanctions”. Here’s an idea my friend, how about you dig up Pope Urban, and I dig up Richard The Lion-Hearted (or reasonable facsimiles) and let them loose… But the truth is, this world is in dire need of true leaders not afraid to put in a determined effort to see the fight to its conclusion. Instead, we have pissy-pants lawyers, spineless, jellyfish “leaders” and a whole generation of wussies terrified to offend someone, even an ennemy who has sworn our complete destruction.

    Enough to make a grown man weep…

  21. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    I’m just praying that my feeling of a master poker ace is correct. It’s gonna be a helluva ride. I hope. I so hope that the feeling crunchie and I have is right, you have NO idea.

  22. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Fanusi Khiyal

    I should prefer to see a return of Ghengis Khan and the Golden Horde.

    Alright, and I get Attila The Hun to guard your flanks…

  23. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    LC Fanusi Khiyal

    I should prefer to see a return of Ghengis Khan and the Golden Horde.

    Or a reincarnation of Tamerlane?

  24. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

    Or a reincarnation of Tamerlane?

    Great idea! OK, we’ll get him to protect the left flank…

  25. Unregistered Comment by Ignorant Mensan

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    I dunno . . . maybe Vlad the Impaler . . . Yeah, sounds gooooood.

  26. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Stop me if I am being over the top here, but I’m beginning to get the feeling that it may be just as bad in the US as it is in Europe.

    Not at all over the top, at least not if you’re looking at our “Fearless Leaders”, who are turning into being the most timid wee beasties that ever attained high office.

    Pity too, because I used to have such great respect for Laura.

    Now? Not so much.

    Why didn’t she go for the Full Burqa Look while she was at it, complete with burlap sack and small, net-covered slit for the eyes?

    Fucking Dhimmi cow.

  27. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    Why didn’t she go for the Full Burqa Look while she was at it, complete with burlap sack and small, net-covered slit for the eyes?

    Fucking Dhimmi cow.

    Sire, thank you for the fashion advice, but please don’t hold back, otherwise you’ll end up wearing a hood and shooting powerbolts through your h…

    Never mind…

  28. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Maybe we should add King John III Sobieski of Poland, the leader of the troops that raised the second Siege of Vienna in 1683, crushing the troops of the Ottoman Turks in the process.