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The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

Mr. Curry? I’ve got a Mr. Wells on the line, saying that he wants his idea back.

Oh, and then there’s the small matter of a few thousand tax-paying serfs outside your office wanting your combined salaries, with compounded interest, back too.

Mind you, those torches and pitchforks they’ve got DO look rather impressive.

Moron.

46 Responses to “Great Moments In Plagiarism”
  1. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    So, am I The Brain, or the Brain Eater?

  2. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Gawd…one could have fun with this…class warfare at it’s finest. Darwin award recipients will slow the process somewhat, however, as for the rest of us….
    The right of the people to keep and bear pitchforks, shall not be infringed……..for the ultimate medium of exchange in such a scenario will not be gold, but rather, lead…….yes, we illiterate, unwashed, unenlighted masses could have a great deal of fun with this…all those targets, so little ammo.

  3. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Oh Emperor

    The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

    Soooo.., this “scientist” can predict the future, uhmmm. He will be offered a job with the Gorimbecile Org. anytime now, just you watch, since is “research” obviously falls into the same “Myths and Other Legends” category…

    LC Cheapshot911

    I don’t know which, besides what does brain taste like!?!? I dunno, brain… kinda like BBQ ribs myself…

  4. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures,

    dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures?….it’s already happened
    :em38:

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Now be nice Jaybear…not a few pit bulls or guns couldn’t handle….. :em99:

  6. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Jaybear: You beat me to it! Although this is what I figured to be the 21st-century missing link:

    Mahmoud Apemahdinejad

  7. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Now seriously Cave ol’ buddy….would you let your dog even go NEAR a rancid piece of meat like that? much less put it in his mouth?

  8. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    considering how stupid the current ruling elite is, having a smarter version wouldnt be that hard.

  9. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    And of course }an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures,” will have a hive mentality. And will have a Queen ………

    The Queen needs to feed!! Find her some brains!!!!!

  10. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC & IB GuyS

    You know no Bounds, don’t you!?!?! Showing something like that is inhumane guys, come on! :em38: Damn good thing I still have over an hour before my supper time… yet, I dunno, might take me a while to recover.., The psychological impact is quite dramatic though…
    Sweet Swinging Mama, you are BAD!

  11. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Great Moments In Plagiarism

    Yup, so it appears - times two. Oliver Curry steals HG Wells’ Eloi/Morlock storyline and this entire article looks to be a direct ripoff of a BBC account from a year ago.

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Kwongdzu sez:

    Jaybear: You beat me to it! Although this is what I figured to be the 21st-century missing link:

    sorry to step on your toes my friend, you weren’t looking for THIS picture by any chance were you?:
    damned dirty ape

    LC &IB GuyS,

    that picture just makes me nausticous :em38:

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    To be fair, if I seek originality or creativity, I don’t consult economists, much the same way I don’t consult an attorney on a matter of conscience. Seek ye not your goals within empty vessels…

  14. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Evolutionary Theorist: [ev-uh-loo-shuh-ner-ee thee-er-ist]

    -noun

    [Origin: 1840–50]

    1. A person who theorizes change in the genetic composition of a population during successive generations, as a result of natural selection acting on the genetic variation among individuals, and resulting in the development of new species. This person suffers from disassociation of reality and a complete lack of comprehension of mathematics, statistics and probabilities. Reality defense mechanisms prohibit
    2. A person lacking interpersonal social skills at a level that would even surprise a pygmy chimp (pan paniscus).

    3. A person that shits on themselves when asked to explain the mechanics of abiogenesis in layman’s terms.

    4. A person suffering from frontotemporal lobar degeneration. Usually their apathetic behavior gives them away at a young age, but this is routinely ignored by academia since the IQ is usually quite high. Eventually they progress into frontotemporal dementia that usually results in amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (see Professor Stephen W. Hawking bio for details).
    5. A person that does not possess productive skills beneficial to society or humanity as a whole.

  15. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Well it IS getting close to Halloween….and what better way to scare then with the picture above. Oh the whores….errr horrors….naaaa I was right the first time.

  16. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    What’s an evolutionary theorist doing at the London School of Economics?

    I guess cross-pollination is a good thing, but I think there’s a little too much pollinating going on.

    Or else his particular loaf of rye bread was contaminated with ergot (poisonous fungus that makes hallucinogenic compounds)

  17. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Lest the pagans get their nickers in a twist, I’ll leave it at this:

    D’OH! :em98:

  18. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    *knickers

  19. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Hey PC

    What’s an evolutionary theorist doing at the London School of Economics?

    This um, link (funding issue) may shed some light on why this bozo-the-clown is seeking attention (money) lately…

    http://www.lse.ac.uk/collections/researchAndProjectDevelopmentDivision/researchFundingNews/Letter%20to%20VC%20-%20March%2007.doc

    Deceit by definition is undetectable

  20. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    SIGA
    Thanks for digging.

    I still think he needs to get back into an evolutionary science department and have to give a departmental seminar–would get his ass handed to him.

    Ten-Ten
    I fit better into the godless heathen category–pagan implies a religious belief.

  21. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Where’s my post?

    SIGA
    Nice digging.

    I think he should have to go back to an evolutionary science dept and have to give a departmental seminar–would get his ass handed to him. I can’t believe he has any good data for that “theory.”

    Ten-Ten
    The technical category for me would be godless heathen. Pagan implies a religious belief.

  22. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Cheapshot:

    So, am I The Brain, or the Brain Eater?

    You are Pinky. Misha’s the Brain.

    B.C is the Brain Eater. Eeeeewwwwwwwww!

    ====================================

    Not only Wells, a couple of Star Trek episodes. Talented plagarist.

  23. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    We must act IMMEDIATELY to prevent human evolution from stopping! Otherwise, there will be haves and have-nots! The only way to prevent this requires Jessica Alba (or a garden gnome looking like her) in my hot tub, stat!

    Come on, Jessica, think of it like a carbon offset or something.

  24. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Jaybear: YES!!!

  25. Unregistered Comment by MsCount

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    soylent green anyone????

  26. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Mmmmm…Jessica Alba…

  27. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    On Jaybear’s post 13,

    I literally FOTFLMFAO!!! Took me several minutes before I finally stopped having the giggles.

    As for the morons disguised as a evolutionary scientist, kindly go back to the university where you got your degree and give back your degree.

  28. LC Stargazer Comment by LC Stargazer

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    Really. If he’s a top-notch biologist, what in the nine circles of Hades is he doing at the London School of Economics, eh? Mediocre biologist at best, and he also rather missed Wells’ point - the Morlocks were the underground dwellers who kept things running, and the attractive airheads up topside were the livestock.

    It wasn’t the pretty ones who were the ruling elite, dipstick…

  29. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

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    As long as alcohol is around, there will be some mixing of the type-A and type-B humanoids. So it won’t be a split really, but a really large gray area of gray people.

  30. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Oh geeez, Type A Type B and Grays….

    Yeap, you guessed it … as sure as G-d made little green apples, there will be “Gray-bashing”!

    (thank you, I’ll be here all night. Try the roast beef, and don’t forget to tip your waitress!)

  31. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Stargazer

    It wasn’t the pretty ones who were the ruling elite, dipstick…

    Oh, but it SHOULD be! After all, it’s the pretty people who do things now, you know, like, Paris Hilton! She gets things done! And, and, you know, like Modonna, and Brit Brit, and, and Shrillary, and …

    /easily impressed idiot with no critical thinking abilities…

  32. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I should seriously like to know what this guy thinks he’s playing at.

    Unfortunately, it’s not Russian Roulette with a belt-fed automatic.

  33. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Unfortunately, it’s not Russian Roulette with a belt-fed automatic.

    Ahh, good times!

  34. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Okay, B.C. that’s a little over the top.

    Thanks! That’s what I was shootin’ for! :em99:

  35. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Oh, and spot-on with your analysis, Fanusi. :em69:

  36. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Bee Helen

    I guess cross-pollination is a good thing, but I think there’s a little too much pollinating going on.

    Who wanted to cross pollinate?

  37. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    If anything, we should expect the development a of highly attractive, highly intelligent species, and a vapid, superficial, parasitic one.

    We have the latter already. Without them, socialists wouldn’t have anybody voting for them.

  38. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    kwongdzu
    You’re probably joking, but I’m not sure.

    I meant that mixing people from different disciplines can lead to major breakthroughs. Still, this one seemed like a stretch. Some companies require that their employees spend a certain percentage of their time working on projects outside their expertise, and certain institutes combine people from different specialties.

  39. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Some companies require that their employees spend a certain percentage of their time working on projects outside their expertise,

    PC,

    As in: the guy who makes the french fries has to make the milkshakes on occasion?

    :em01:

  40. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    psychochick

    certain institutes combine people from different specialties.

    I once worked in a dealership where the top salesman “combined” with the receptionist three and four times a week… :em99: Sales and reception, now THAT was different! The receptionist had a nice smile, coincidentally, three and four times a week. He was the “top” salesman after all… :em99:

    Hope you have a sense of humour PC..

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  42. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    PC: I was just having fun with Guy’s idea of Helen Thomas as the queen bee of some mutant hive-dwelling creatures … nothing more! Then you started talking about pollination, and I figured it would attract the bee … so here it is. No deep thought intended! I must now go take humor lessons …

  43. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.