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At least it’s more creative than the predictable cries of “it’s all Bush’s fault because he didn’t sign Kyoto” that followed hot on the heels of the California fires. As a matter of fact so hot on the heels of them that we’re not sure if the first fire engines had even arrived at the scene before the Usual Suspects were screaming “Glowball Wormening.”

Still, we have to wonder if Randi Rhodes shouldn’t have stayed in bed for another week after her “vicious mugging” [quit laughing, dammit — Ed.], because it’s quite clear to His Imperial Majesty that something was shaken loose that hasn’t quite settled back in yet:

I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.

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Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that.

Children beware. This is your brain on Ketel One vodka.

57 Responses to “Great Moments in Trooferism”
  1. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    OK. This is getting kind of hard to follow. Randi Rhodes says Blackwater started the fires ‘cuz they want to move to San Diego but need to burn everybody out first. Mike Malloy says the “Bush Crime Family” started them to “create a distraction” and Harry Reid says that Global Warming is the root cause.

    Has Michael Moore weighed in yet, so to speak?

  2. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    What puzzles me is how her theories on the matter have become public knowledge, considering that she apparently only mentioned them on her radio show.

  3. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    DEE DEE DEE is all I can say. What does she think, that a man she thinks is so low, yet can arrange with a corporation to burn people out? I would like to put her in an MRI. I wonder what I would find. :em01:

  4. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Really a good thing that I prefer Stoli or Smirnoff 57.

  5. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    The lovely and talented Laura Ingram has taken to calling her Randi Rhodekill. It seems to be a fitting tag.

  6. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Having lived in SoCal for over 50 year, I can say with some authority that like hurricanes in Florida, wildfires in California happen every year.

    My family almost got burned out in the ‘61 fires (Santa Ana winds of 65 MPH blowing high voltage wires together), and my wifes sister lost their house three years ago in a canyon that burned every year (arson).

    This has been an exciting year, two guys I work with were keeping tabs on the fires that looked like they were uncomfortably close to their homes.

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    So now Blackwater has become the ultimate Eeeevil Corporation? I’m sure Halliburton is relieved to hear that. Of course this is only a distraction so that Halliburton can complete their world wide takeover without the MSM catching on before Cheney is installed as Grand Master Puhbah. Blackwater has been promised his security contract. :em01:

  8. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    A Haliburton/Blackwater merger would make moonbats heads explode then :)
    I’m for it.

  9. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    The DUmmie Funnies has been merciless in their ridiculing of Rancid Rose™ & her Sociopathic Socialist Sycophants™ and their endless streams of idiocy lately.

    Those black helicopters must really be hovering low over their houses these days.

    Keep wearin’ those AFDB’s, baby!

    :em99:

  10. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    hitnrun sed:

    What puzzles me is how her theories on the matter have become public knowledge, considering that she apparently only mentioned them on her radio show.

    That right there is some funny shi’ite, man!!!

    :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99:

  11. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I have to say that I feel sorry for randi rhodes, I’ve been where she’s been…..and I remember vividly the delusional paranoia that you experience on your first night in the detox ward.

    withdrawal is a bitch man…..I wish randi a successful stay in rehab.

    What puzzles me is how her theories on the matter have become public knowledge, considering that she apparently only mentioned them on her radio show.

    heh, comedy line of the day hitnrun :em01:, Leno, Letterman and Colbert ain’t got nuthin on you man.

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I thought that when this ditz left WPB for the “greener pastures” of Err America I wouldn’t haft ta hear her nasally screech anymore. But noooo! The local station kept her on anyway. If I’m nit quick on the dial after Rush my ears sometimes bleed before I can turn her blathering idiocy off.

    And now this. Well, at least the rest of the country can now hear what a totally clueless dumbfuck she is.

    I remember her going into a screaming fit at a zoomie pilot that called into her show once during OIF I. A market in Baghdad had been hit by an Iraqi SAM when it missed and came back down. She was saying that the DOD was lying and that it was really an errant US bomb that killed all the civvies in the market because all SAM’s self destruct don’t ya know. She claimed intellectual superiority over the fighter pilot because she had been in the Air Force after all and knew these things. Reserves at that. For two whole years.

    What a cupid stunt.

  13. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    She claimed intellectual superiority over the fighter pilot because she had been in the Air Force after all and knew these things.

    Awwwwww shit! :em98:

    I don’t remember there being an AFSC (Air Force Specialty Code) for ClueBereft Concubine™ while I was killing an inordinate number of brain cells via massive alcohol consumption serving my country for almost 10 years, back in the 80’s & 90’s.
    :em94:

    On the bright side, us Zoomies don’t have The Traitorous Trio™ of John Murthafucker, Fuckface Al-Qerry & Scott “Kiddie Diddler” Ritter on our roster.
    :em01:

  14. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    I continue to be in awe at what the “dumbest man in America” can do.

    1. He manipulates spy satellites so that hurricanes can hit NO and drown all the blacks.

    2. His refusal to sign the Kyoto accords caused the earthquake and tsunami in Indonesia.

    3. He managed to “bring down” both WTC towers (had to be a plot…fire won’t melt steel. Rosie said so).

    4. His evil crime family managed to get rid of unwanted citizens in California so that the family can profit from Blackwater moving in.

    I’m sure there are more, but I can’t come up with them right now.

  15. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Fuckface Al-Qerry

    Oh hell no, I ain’t claiming the flip-flopping, flatulent, fraud one of ours either.

    He might have worn the uniform, but that’s as far as it goes. Call it military trick-or-treat.

    What puzzles me is how her theories on the matter have become public knowledge, considering that she apparently only mentioned them on her radio show.

    Farkin’ brilliant. Misha and I have more listeners than Scare Amerika, and we don’t have to pay them to listen.

    :em69:

  16. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    What this twoofer fails to recognize is that if it was all about the eeevvvviiiillll corporation getting what it wants, then all they have to do is have some of their opponents turn up with a bad case of the deads, presumably with military ordninance style holes in them. Fires are too likely to be mistaken for accidents by sane and reasonable people.

    Dumb with a soapbox is not a good thing for this country.

  17. Unregistered Comment by Erin Coda

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    I’m with CMBlake on this one– I just got into grad school so it’s probably a bad time to quit drinking. On the other hand, Randi Rhode’s Blackwater theory definitely qualifies for drinking a few pitchers of my favorite Bad Science Sangria ™.

    Erin

  18. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I don’t remember there being an AFSC (Air Force Specialty Code) for “ClueBereft Concubine™“ while I was killing an inordinate number of brain cells via massive alcohol consumption serving my country for almost 10 years, back in the 80’s & 90’s.

    I think it was more along the lines of APCS, an Apprentice Paper Clip Sorter, or some other exulted sooper seekrit low speed high drag MOS.

    As to Murthafucker, I’ve officially disowned him as one of ours.

  19. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Dumb with a soapbox is not a good thing for this country.

    Work in “Stoopid” for “Dumb” and you’ve got yerself a Bonerfide Trademarkable®™ catchphrase there, BisW!

    Stoopid With A Soapbox™

  20. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Mindy1

    I wonder what I would find.

    The receiver for the Rovain Moonbat “Mind” Control Ray. You see, it only works as well as it does on people like Rhodes if they implant it.

    And tinfoil hats won’t stop the implant version, just the “free-range” Mind Control Ray…

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    I still suspect that, if any of the arsonists are caught. (beyond the Arizona idiot that got capped), and their backgrounds are investigated, it will be discovered that they are a mix of general firebugs, idiots, and earth firsters. Or at least with connections to Greenpeace and PETA…

  22. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I still suspect that, if any of the arsonists are caught. (beyond the Arizona idiot that got capped), and their backgrounds are investigated, it will be discovered that they are a mix of general firebugs, idiots, and earth firsters. Or at least with connections to Greenpeace and PETA…

    About 10 years ago we had an arsonist lighting fires around Glendale for a number of years, but they couldn’t catch the guy. Turned out it was the Fire Marshall doing the investigation that was setting the fires.

    I swear that every fireman I’ve met is the biggest pyro, no offense B.C., then again, what is it that you do at your job now?

  23. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I swear that every fireman I’ve met is the biggest pyro, no offense B.C., then again, what is it that you do at your job now?

    No offense taken, SoCal. I actually get paid to LIGHT ‘em, not FIGHT ‘em.
    :em93:
    (Unless, of course, there’s a need to put one out for public safety. Even then, I only get called if the Division of Forestry guys needs me and/or my guys to help ‘em out on one of the places that we take care of.)

  24. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Hey B.C.,
    How many “volunteers” from the F.D. do you get to help you with your job when they find out what you do? I’d bet most of them would do it for free (if not pay a couple of bucks).

    Hey, I may be down your way next year, what’d it cost me to start just a couple acre fire? :em99:

  25. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that.

    Oh, for crying out loud!

    And then, Your Majesty, you have the usual idiotic spew from a Hollyweirder (the Malibu Sect, in this case):

    Steph sez its the greed of developers (um, not rich Whoreywood celebs, I take it, huh, Stephie?)

  26. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Erin Coda:

    On the other hand, Randi Rhode’s Blackwater theory definitely qualifies for drinking a few pitchers of my favorite Bad Science Sangria ™.

    Erin, Bad Science Sangria™ is a contributing cause of Glowbull Wormening, you’ll need some offsets to drink all of that! :em93:

  27. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Via Lady Heathers comment:

    Part of the reason could be the Wildfire Protection Unit of insurer AIG, which looks after 2,000 of its wealthier clients, willing to pay £5,000 a year for the service.

    Using live satellite pictures, the company - which sponsors Manchester United - monitors customers’ homes. When wildfires approach, teams are dispatched to spray the properties with a milky white fire retardant called Phos-Chek. It managed to stop the flames in more than a dozen cases.

    Malibu resident Jim Moore, who uses AIG, told the Los Angeles Times: “Just picture it, here you are in a raging wildfire. Smoke everywhere. Flames everywhere. Here’s a couple of guys showing up in what looks like a firetruck who are experts in fighting wildfire and they’re here to protect your home. It was really, really comforting.”

    Firebreak Spray Services chief executive Jim Aamodt, who runs the service on behalf of AIG, said: “We’re saving homes that may be worth $5million. Those are hard dollars, money the insurance company is not paying out.”

    Must be nice to be able to pay that additional 5K on top of the city’s tax for the regular FD. Maybe these people do need to pay more in taxes. If they want that type of coverage that money could do a hell of a lot of good for the entire city, not just them.

    Sorry, I forgot, the little people will be taken care of by taxing the hell out of cigarettes and TV’s (that we buy to watch these asshats), the hell with the “common good” that they spew at us all the time. :em72:

  28. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    You have to sometimes wonder what these people drink in the morning to think up such stupidity? Too bad a lot of them must also drink it to believe in such dribble. Excuse me while I wait for the authorities to find the arsonists who committed the fires that were not caused by mother nature.

    By the way, Randi, how was the recovery from your accident? :em93:

  29. Leslie Bates Comment by Leslie Bates

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    Truther: Someone who will believe anything but the truth. One born every minute.

    http://www.urbin.net/LB/dd.html

  30. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    What the hell is this dippy bitch on? I want some….. Thinking back, yes I had a fine conversation with a green stegosaurus in detox, until the happy pills kicked in…. But she talks like an illiterate loon. Maybe it’s the DT’s? Who knows?

  31. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Caveman remembers:

    yes I had a fine conversation with a green stegosaurus in detox,

    I watched spiders morphing out of the walls crawling over to get me……….I didn’t see any stegosaurus’s’s’s, but can only imagine what one would look like while alcohol soaked brain dried out….

    it would probably look something like this:

    yoiks!!!

    I look forward to the day when ALL these dinosaurs are extinct :em93:

  32. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Mine was a lot prettier, Jaybear, a great conversationalist, I just got tired of him getting big and little all the time. But shit, Jaybear, if I saw that one you found I’d still be doing the thorazine shuffle……. :em01:

  33. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Gee, Jaybear, are you trying to scare me half to death with that picture, or fall on the floor again, laughing my fool head off?

  34. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    leoni2,

    I’m just saying that alkyhol’s baaaad….m’kay? so don’t do alkyhol, ‘cuz it’s baaaad….m’kay? cuz if you do, the Pelosisaur will find you and slip you the tongue…..and that would be baaaad….m’kay?

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Work in “Stoopid” for “Dumb” and you’ve got yerself a Bonerfide Trademarkable®™ catchphrase there, BisW!

    Right you are, BC. Simply so silly of me to avoid an attempt at aliteration. I guess I need to spend some time in the Imperial Game Room drinking your be…I mean getting remdial training to avoid such an affront to the Empire ever again. Sorry, I’ve been off my game lately.

    I’m just saying that alkyhol’s baaaad….m’kay? so don’t do alkyhol, ‘cuz it’s baaaad….m’kay? cuz if you do, the Pelosisaur will find you and slip you the tongue…..and that would be baaaad….m’kay?

    Dammit, Jaybear! I JUST cleaned my computer…

  36. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Okay, stay away from whatever it is that you’re drinking, Jaybear.

  37. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Okay, stay away from whatever it is that you’re drinking, Jaybear.

    No more for me tonight leoni2, I just chugged the last of the Ovaltine….. :em94:

  38. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Jaybear,

    No more for me tonight leoni2, I just chugged the last of the Ovaltine….. :em94:

    Right. Check please!!!

  39. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Folks

    The more I read about that Randi person, the harder I laugh, and it’ll probably get to a point where I will have to start wearing adult diapers, ’cause laughing like that will make me piss myself :em01: :em99:

    OK, it’s definite, adult diapers needed… Please, please tell me that her radio station is going to clue in and finally send her back home to her vodka, or whatever gasoline cocktail mix is affecting what might pass for brain matter in that great hollow called her cranium. I shiver at the thought that she might have a driver’s license!!!

  40. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Guido
    I want to disagree with you about your likely suspects. As much as I despise PETA, they are pretty protective of animals. People had a lot of trouble getting their horses and pets out of the wildfire zones. really don’t think PETA would have put animals at risk.

    Greenpeace tends to care about the environment, which is not improved by huge quantities of smoke. People will just rebuild–it’s not like it’s some pristine wilderness area.

    Now, ecoterrorists are their own special category.

    3600 houses burned a few years ago. Maybe it’s not such a good place to live?
    ———
    Truther issues: I admit that I ordered “Loose Change,” but it wasn’t enough to convert me.
    ———-
    If it weren’t 7 AM, you guys would really have me craving a drink. (”Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alchohol”–Clash about Montgomery Cliff). Oh well–there’s really nothing wrong with drinking that early if you don’t have to drive.

    I admit that I have missed the joy of Rhandi Rhodes. Perhaps it’s best that way.

  41. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    PETA, they are pretty protective of animals.

    Don’t know if it’s PETA, per se, but IIRC, on animal “rights” freed a blind owl from a “captor” and turned it loose. Now, how, exactly, is a blind owl going to live in the wild? There have been many other instances like this with animal rights people. I doubt they started the fire, however.

    While I doubt the greenies started the fire, I have NO DOUBT that environmental policies in California had a great deal to do with it. One news report I read just after these fires started said that several years ago, a new development went up, and the people wanted to build firebreaks. They were SUED by the greenies, and restrained. One homeowner told them (despite the restraining order) to go perform a physical impossibility with themselves, built his firewall anyway, and when the fire came through HIS HOUSE was the only one left standing. The others should have sued those who sued them first.

    The greenies whine, cry, and bang their sippy cups at the very THOUGHT of clearing away underbrush or thinning out the trees (with controlled burns). THOSE are the things that contribute to the fires. Do they realize that some seeds (like Redwoods) need fire to germinate?

    The concern for the animals is misguided. THEY ARE ANIMALS. They adapt better than humans. Remember the stink about the caribou in Alaska when the pipeline went in? The greenies nearly wet themselves over the thought that the caribou would leave. They didn’t. In fact, they LOVED the warmth of the pipeline, and they stayed. IIRC, they continued breeding and increased their herds.

    If man keeps his hand out of nature, God does a pretty good job of taking care of it.

  42. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Randi Rhodes MUST be huffing Jenkem! It makes perfect sense! Jenkam is a hallucinogenic gas generated by the fermentation of what comprises the typical liberal thought process. You know, fecal matter and urine. The practice must be widespread in the lefty community…

    The Major in ‘08

    A vote for me is a vote for… the children! :em93:

  43. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    BC, that one ranks right up there with “Zihop St. Pancake Day”! :em01:

  44. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    If you had listened to the first half of Randi’s bit, you would know she was speaking in response to the discussion earlier that day on FOX and Friends and how they were saying Al Qaeda started the fires.

    She was saying that if you were going to speculate like that, it made just as much if not more sense to say that Blackwater started the fires.

    After all, we are fighting Al Qaeda over there so they don’t start fires here.

    She was being sarcastic, whereas FOX threw out their Al Qaeda meme all day to see if THAT one would stick.

    Who started the fires?

    The main one was an electrical fire. Most of the rest were done mainly by the usual fucknozzles and sickos who love to start fires. Basically, opportunists.

    Quick trial, quicker execution — not necessarily in that order.

  45. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Quick trial, quicker execution — not necessarily in that order.

    DJ,

    How very Right Wing Death Beast of you! :em93:

  46. Skul Comment by Skul

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    PETA, they are pretty protective of animals.

    I was going to mention that peta was tried and convicted of animal abuse/cruelty a few months back.
    Seems they were killing “rescued” dogs.

  47. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    When asked if he thought animals had rights, Ted Nugent replied, “Sure they do! Butter, garlic…” :em01:

  48. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Skul
    That’s horrible! (We own a rescued dog.)

    By the way, please note the comment that I despise PETA

    SkyeChild
    That’s so weird–most places out here require you to have a firebreak if you live in that kind of place. (and eaves are evil apparently–embers blow under them) Less of an issue for those of us in tract homes.

  49. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    How very Right Wing Death Beast of you!

    Jebus, there are a whole lotta things that have no political boundaries, ja know.

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  51. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    BC, that one ranks right up there with “Zihop St. Pancake Day”!

    Thanks, Ten! I promise you that this year’s installment of “St. Corrie of Caterpillar®” will be MUCH better than my initial, haphazard effort. (I’ve been practicin’ my ChopShoppin’ Skilz™, even though they’re still completely amateur when compared to ShopStuds™ such as Jaybear & Beaker.)


    Quoth’d the DJ:

    Jebus, there are a whole lotta things that have no political boundaries, ja know.

    When’s the last time you saw a Right Wing Death Beast™ outside a prison protesting the long-overdue execution of a serial rapists/murderer, child murderer or combination of thereof :?:

  52. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    B.C.

    When’s the last time you saw a Right Wing Death Beast™ outside a prison protesting the long-overdue execution of a serial rapists/murderer, child murderer or combination of thereof

    Hell, I’d go just to hold up a sign that said, “Travesty of Justice! Why did this take fifteen freakin’ years?”

  53. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Psychochick

    I want to disagree with you about your likely suspects. As much as I despise PETA, they are pretty protective of animals.

    And they have also donated money to the legal defense funds for eco-terrorists.

    Actually, PETA hates domesticated animals. Statements have been made by the leaders of PETA that no-one should have pets. They seem to believe that it is “animal slavery” to have pet cats, dogs, birds, fish, etc.

  54. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    When’s the last time you saw a Right Wing Death Beast™ outside a prison protesting the long-overdue execution of a serial rapists/murderer, child murderer or combination of thereof

    Can’t honestly say, since I never stand outside of prisons to protest anything.

    But I do know a lot of Liberals who celebrate the deaths of serial killers, rapists, and child molester/killers, and I know a few Republicans who are against the death penalty.

    I am not against the death penalty, I am just not sure that it is a deterrent.

    It just makes a great garbage disposal, that’s all.

  55. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    DJ Allyn,

    I am just not sure that it is a deterrent.

    The death penalty is NOT a deterrent. It is the final assurance that the condemned will NEVER kill again. If it was a deterrent, crime rates would be much lower. At the same time, there’s always the very-human “I won’t be caught” self-delusion exhibited by most criminals. As for making great garbage disposal, I am on your side DJ. A child-molester, a serial killer, lets face it are beyond help and hope. As far as celebrating, well, if my grand-children were to become victims of such animals, I’d be the one dispensing justice, and the world would shiver in horror at what I would do to the perpetrator. No “easy” dying to be had at MY hand, I guarantee it. In Canada, the death penalty is looked upon with horror, but again, the people doing the complaining that the death penalty is not a deterrent never had their children attacked and or killed by such animals. Deterrent, no, final punishment for an unspeakable crime, yes.

  56. The Major Comment by The Major

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    It is a mistake to believe America actually has a death penalty. There are approximately 3350 inmates on death row. In 2006, there were only 53 executions. So far this year, there have only been 42. The average time on death row before execution is 147 months! No surprise here, what with all the bullshit delays and legal wranglings.

    Hmmm… 53 executions… 3350 death row inmates… We execute only 1.6% per year!

    Surrrrrrre we have a death penalty in America.

    The Major in ‘08

    “Buy stock in the makers of Pentothal, Pavulon and Intravenous Potassium Chloride ’cause the Major’s going to “streamline” the Death Penalty appeals process in ‘09!”

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    Downplayed? I think at least 40% of the stories I’ve read about the wildfire fires have mentioned the possibility of arson. Randi Rhodes really needs to get out more.