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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » It’s All About Picking the Right Tune
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…as any DJ will tell you. LC & IB Beth sends us a link that proves, as if it needed proof, that nobody beats the English when it comes to delivering a satirical jab and a hook in a manner so seamlessly smooth that the hapless victim never notices a damn thing until he notices that everybody is laughing. At him.

King Something-or-other of “Our Eternal Friends” in Shoddy Retardia was visiting Buckingham Palace and, as is always the case when foreign dignitaries, even the ones without any dignity whatsoever, visit, the band would, perforce, have to strike up a tune as he arrived.

You might reasonably think that having to put up a parade and a band for a totalitarian scumbag reigning over one of the most backwards hellholes on Earth wouldn’t sit too well with a military as historied (yes, that really is a word) as the British, and you’d be right. You might also think that the necessity of doing so anyway would pose an insoluble dilemma: Do it, and honor a lowlife hardly worth shitting on, or refuse to do it and break with a centuries-old tradition.

In this case, you’d be wrong. The Brits came up with the perfect solution right away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(We must, however, at least as a matter of protocol, protest the abuse of said glorious tune. But we’ll let it fly this time).

21 Responses to “It’s All About Picking the Right Tune”
  1. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Ahhh had it been the Iranian President one could have said the Farsi was strong in that one… but alas, it wasn’t that Persian cat, but one from across the gulf. Still gotta love the Brits for their wit and subtle ways of showing same….and Firsties!!!

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Good thing I have a strong bladder or I would have done something I haven’t done since I was 4. Absof*ckinglutely Beautiful!! :em01: :em69:

    It seems his Evilness is all over the map today. Even the VP is rubbing elbows with him.

  3. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    Love the Brits, really. Their food and beer is questionable at times, but their military and their wits are top notch.

    Blessed by the Gods having such friends…

  4. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    :em01: How oddly appropriate-gotta love british wit. :em99:

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    :em99: Nicely done, Lads! :em99:

  6. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    :em99:

    Gawd, I love the British sometimes.

    BTW,Sire, my son disguised himself as you..er…Darth Vader for Halloween last night. And let’s just say the tribute..uh…treats were filled to the top when he came home last night.

  7. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Oh Emperor

    The tune was just a reminder as to WHOM is in charge!
    Not the “visiting piggnitary”, not the Queen, but the Emperor!

    Saudi Arabia’s medieval style monarchy is just being tolerated till the Emperor decrees otherwise, am I right?

    2 squadrons of F-15s, 2 of F-16s, 4 or 5 B-2s, and 2 squadrons of Canuck CF-18s for cover ought to be enough, oh Emperor, just in case you decide that just playing the Imperial March isn’t quite enough of a message to the so-called kingdom…

  8. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    For a quick “off topic” here Folks…

    I was in London on exchange duty, and just before my return, decided to stop at a chocolate shop nearby the hotel and “load up” on a variety of chocolates for friends and family. As I got to the register, the lady rings up the total and says “that’ll be 10 pounds”, to which I answered “rub it in why don’t you!”…

  9. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    :em01: :em01: :em01: :em95: :em99: :em99: :em95:

  10. Unregistered Comment by Erin Coda

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    (GASP!) (hand over mouth)

    Oh no they di-int!!

    Oh,the breathtaking, brilliant audacity!!

  11. shermpotter Comment by shermpotter

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    :em01:
    OMFG!!! You are serious, they really did this???????

    If only our guys had the balls to do this…. Really, this is just too much. Sire, this is killer stuff!

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    :em01:
    OMFG!!! You are serious, they really did this???????

    Yes Sir, they really did!

  13. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    Oh, Lordy Lordy! :em01:

    Yer Majesty, I shoulda waited to clean my monitor until after I clicked that link…!

  14. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Re-post,, from a couple topics down no #7,, Hidden kinda,,

    ‘I’z disturbed at seeing Majesty’s tune played for the anti-Sith..

    The rag couldn’t tell a movies score from dead russian from white russian anyhoo.

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Bravo! And a better rendered version I have never heard. Bog brass balls on that band director, yes sir.

  16. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I wonder if they have figured it out? I do hope so.

  17. Unregistered Comment by Admiral of the Imperial Seventh Fleet

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    don’t they now owe the Emperor money for playing that tune?

  18. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    If Kennedy visits, do they play the intergalactic bar song?

  19. Unregistered Pingback by Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Blog Archive » A better use of the Right Tune

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    […] our Esteemed Imperator was justifiably less than impressed with the subject of the last use of his Glorious Anthem, I thought he might be more pleased with this. Posted by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. @ 8:07 pm | | 1 […]

  20. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    I’m guessing that the Brits aren’t all gone after all. Nothing like British wit, eh what? :em01: