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Yes, we’re sure that you’ve been wondering why we haven’t gotten around to this sooner, because we’ve been wondering ourself.

The author of the excellent, outSTANDING “Unsung Glory” series, LC Crunchie 0311, Imperial Military Historian, has been long overdue for a promotion. Not to mention that it seems rather silly for His Imperial Majesty to post, unedited, his wondrous submissions when he might as well be posting them himself.

So we offered him to become a full-time Minion of the Empire and he, thank G-d, graciously accepted.

So please welcome to The Management™ LC Crunchie, who will henceforth wield all of the Tools of Empire in his more than capable hands.

P.S.: Besides, we bloody well NEED a bona fide, arse-kicking Jarhead to keep you maggots in line around here, so consider this your Fair Warning™.

You might in the past have relied on His Imperiousness’ soft heart and gentle nature and, if so, bully for you. You’re now under the supervision of the USMC, so I strongly suggest that you start behaving.

74 Responses to “A New Staff Member on the Rott!”
  1. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Misha I

    Well, here’s a LC who is absolutely overjoyed at the news! LC Crunchie has proven a most capable person in that respect, and he has my full support and admiration! It is indeed a great gift to have Crunchie as the official Military Historian. Well-deserved, very well-deserved. The Emperor has chosen well… There will be serious rejoicings at my humble abode this evening to properly mark this occasion. A toast to Crunchie, and to all of you from your friend and ally in Canada :em94:

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    WooHOOO! Way to do Crunchie! Congrats! :em69: :em69:
    You’re gonna do a great job I know. :em93:

    And speaking of Heroes…another one has gone to that Great Hanger in the Sky. Col. Tibbets has passed away.

  3. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Col. Tibbets has passed away.

    From one airman to another, tail wind, clear sky and Farewell Colonel Tibbets.

  4. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    Congrats Crunch!!

    How’s the JR doing in the USMC?

  5. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    OT: but if anyone has money in the stocks ….dont look it’s a blood bath on the street right now…LOL
    owwwwwwww…..

  6. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    You might in the past have relied on His Imperiousness’ soft heart and gentle nature and, if so, bully for you. You’re now under the supervision of the USMC, so I strongly suggest that you start behaving.

    Me? Behave? :em99:

  7. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Congrats Crunchie!!! from a fellow sea service type. And Fair Winds and Following Seas to Col Tibbets. His place in history is assured. His duty and loyalty to his country unquestionaable. RIP.

  8. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Congrats and good going. I like Marines :em93: and I know you’ll do fine. Keep up with unsung glory-love it.

  9. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    You’re now under the supervision of the USMC, so I strongly suggest that you start behaving.

    Ulp! Mercy! I’d just about make it off the bus, and I’m no good at push-ups! :em38: Kidding aside, congrats, Crunchie! :em94:

    I read the article on Col. Tibbets. It was an unimaginable burden that he had to carry throughout his entire life and he did it with dignity and without regret. Rest In Peace, Col. Tibbets.

  10. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    (War story alert)

    My Uncle from NYC was drafted in mid-1942, trained, got shipped to the South Pacific, and buddied up to a huge Italian Gentleman (spoke only beginner English) on the way.
    As they deployed onto an island to construct a base, the formation was being hastily assigned the duties of all the elements of an Army base in typical Army fashion:

    You six,,motor pool,,you,,and all the guys behind you,,sentry,, and on till they got to my Uncle,,You and You,,are cooks,,My Uncle snapped “Sir!”, and the Italian didn’t blink, grinned “I am Sir!”

    Shortly thereafter my Uncle found that the last hat this feller had worn before the helmet was a chef’s hat at the freakin’ Waldorf Astoria NYC!…
    If that looey ever made the perfect appointment that day,,,this was the one.

    Such is Majesty’s decision today. Period.
    It’ll make a fine rocker on your leathers Crunchie!

    They do step forward,, don’t they!

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Congrats Crunchie! Remember yer freinds now that yer a bigshot, and don’t think I’m gonna genuflect or salute. I’m equally audacious with all authority figures. :em95:

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    so what do we call Crunchie now?

    howzabout: LC Crunchie0311 Imperial Military Historian/Wielder of Big Bangie Sticks

    Hardclimber54 sez:

    Col. Tibbets has passed away.

    From one airman to another, tail wind, clear sky and Farewell Colonel Tibbets.

    I heard this today, and sent a silent prayer skyward for he and his family….not only did he drop the first nuke, but he led the first b17 mission over Europe. The Greatest Generation lost another valuable part of their legacy with his passing…..

  13. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    I’m equally audacious with all authority figures.

    There was never a man in a mansion that an accurate pen wouldn’t puncture..”

    Serenity comes easier when ya know the giant’s pressure points.
    Bring em’ down by simply giving him an itch to drive em’ nutz.

    Lawyers,, the only protection you have against them is,,, another Lawyer!

  14. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Congrats Crunchie! This way you have no excuse not to keep us updated on your son.

    Col. Tibbets has passed away.

    I saw that and mentioned it at work and everyone said “Who?” I said the pilot of the Enola Gay and everyone said “What was that?” I kid you not. The younger generation. What’re you gonna do?
    :em98:

  15. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    NevadaDailySteve sez, regarding the late Col Tibbetts:

    I saw that and mentioned it at work and everyone said “Who?” I said the pilot of the Enola Gay and everyone said “What was that?” I kid you not. The younger generation. What’re you gonna do?

    I actually heard someone say that he should have been tried for war crimes…….no consideration of the war industry production that the Japanese govt forced civilians to do in their homes (thinking that would protect it from our bombers). That was one of the major reasons why we firebombed Tokyo, it wasn’t a terror raid…it was a strategic raid.

  16. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    I offer a loud and thunderous “HOORAH” to LC Crunchie for this well deserved promotion. :em69:

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Lawyers,, the only protection you have against them is,,, another Lawyer!

    Cheapshot, it has nothing to do with the profession. In my case, it is inherited. I’m the first male in my line that I am aware of who will occasionally think before saying the first thing that comes to mind.

  18. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Crunchster-

    Welcome to the club, it’s high time you start earning your keep around here. Keep the brass polished and the creases taut.

    Welcome Aboard, Brother !!!!

    :em93:

  19. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Oh Crap! Not Crunchie! :em98:

    “Drop and give me 5 girlie push-ups” Crunchie? Say it ain’t so! :em08: He’ll try to whip us into shape! I can hear him now… “Put down that beer and…”

    :em99:

    :em99:

    (Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.)

  20. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    I’m the first male in my line that I am aware of who will occasionally think before saying the first thing that comes to mind.

    ‘Regards to your lineage anyhoo,, Fellow Throwback!

  21. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Mope, put down that gottdamn beer and do push-ups until I sweat! :em99: Just kidding buddy, you without a beer in your hand is like an elevator in an outhouse, just ain’t right.

    Thank you all for the back slaps and stuff, I am so honored to have been invited aboard, words can’t express. And a huge Thank You to Misha for the offer (and any members of Management who were in on it). I promise to be deserving of it.

    Regarding Col. Tibbets, he was an incredible man. Sure of his convictions, resolute in the face of weaker men who believed he should somehow feel remorse for saving millions of lives, he refused to ever give them what they wanted, any hint of false guilt for what he had done.

    The AP article about his death actually said;

    He was 92 and insisted for six decades after the war that he had no regrets about the mission and slept just fine at night.

    Why wouldn’t he. He fought a just war against an evil enemy and was instrumental in bringing the war to a speedier conclusion, saving the lives of literally millions of Japanese and Americans alike, one of them my Uncle Ed.

    Rest at Ease Col. Tibbets. God’s Speed.

  22. Skul Comment by Skul

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    Farewell Col. Tibbets. Thanks for your service.

  23. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Congrats, Crunchie!

    Now, what is the royal protocol for addressing you?

    Sir Crunchie?

    Your Grace?

    Noble Crunchie?

    Royal Esquire?

    ……????

  24. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Lady H

    Now, what is the royal protocol for addressing you?

    For you Darlin’, “honeybuns” will suffice. :em93:

  25. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Awwwww shit! There goes the neighborhood! I guess we’ll have to change the locks on the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™’s Walk-in Keg-o-Rator o’ Doom™

    :em98:

    We’ve seen Crunchie drink beer and know how cheap those damned Mo-rines can be, when it comes to replacing the beer that they conveniently “forget” to bring with them to the party.

    :em94:

  26. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Excellent, crunchie….you have more than earned your title. I am quietly gratified. You hold your own against all comers, yet remain a man with a big heart, intolerant of hypocrisy and treason. Again, bro…..my congrats.

  27. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    We’ve seen Crunchie drink beer and know how cheap those damned Mo-rines can be, when it comes to replacing the beer that they conveniently “forget” to bring with them to the party.

    Hey, if you would drink good ol’ American beer, I dun brought plenty.

    BTW, to late on changing the locks to the Imperial Walk in Keg-O-Rator, buuuurp. Me an Mope done killed that bitch. :em99:

  28. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    There goes the neighborhood! I guess we’ll have to change the locks on the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™’s Walk-in Keg-o-Rator o’ Doom™

    I’ve already changed the locks on the Imperial Broom Closet™. Besides…I was getting tired of BC and JB hiding the Emperors good stash in there and blaming me for it. Now that Crunchie is running loose in the complex I may have to start hiding in there. :em71:

  29. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Ahh no worries Sis-

    Now that Crunchie is running loose in the complex I may have to start hiding in there.

    He doesn’t have the master key-ring. Besides, we can’t let him see the Imperial Flying Monkey™ quarters, some of his old jug-head buddies might be in there.

    :em95:

  30. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Now that Crunchie is running loose in the complex I may have to start hiding in there.

    Mrs. M, did you peak at my resume?

  31. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Mrs. M, did you peak at my resume?

    Hmm….looks like me in a bad PMS Day. :em96: :em01: :em01:

    Besides…if I peak at anything it ain’t gonna be resumes. :em01:

  32. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Crunchie:
    Whatever you say, I will obey.
    God bless you, and your family.

    You are a blessing to this world, my friend.

  33. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    I ain’t afriad of a Jarhead. Just offer ‘em a beer and some raw meat and they calm right down.
    Congrats, Crunch.

  34. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Me an Mope done killed that bitch.

    And I take full credit. After all, it was a mere “Keg o’ Doom™”

  35. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I ain’t afriad of a Jarhead. Just offer ‘em a beer and some raw meat and they calm right down.

    You been talking to Bangie Thing there maxxdog? :em99:

  36. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Well, it looks like Madonna went out and got Crunchie a “Welcome Aboard” gift- something she knew he’d been hankering after, but would never buy for himself.

    What is it you ask? Why, it’s this season’s hottest gift!

    The Penetrator

    And yes, that is Mrs. Madonna, respectfully walking behind her.

  37. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    :em01: The gift that keeps on giving.

  38. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    The gift that keeps on giving.

    As long as someone keeps taking….

  39. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    The gift that keeps on giving.

    That’s a deep & heartfelt gift. (Well, he’ll feel it up to his heart if it goes in deep enough.)

  40. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN

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    Sire!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!??

    Now that you have a leg Jarhead running around the Imperial Palace things will never be the same.

    Gone are the quiet days of peace and reading the morning news over a nice cup of coffee. You will have to hire another warm body just to fire off .50 Cal rounds and throw grenades at him just to keep him in a, somewhat, receptive mood. :em96: :em95: :em12:

    In the name of “Fair and Balanced”, you may have to hire an Airborne type to bring a little decorum to the household.

    Congrats Crunchie! None more deserving! :em69:

    Joe D.

  41. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Joe D- our LRRP in Canuckistan.

    Where ya been, man?

    I just heard some pissant on National Peoples’ Radio whining about a poor Canadian boy named Omar, who is being tortured in GITMO….not once did they mention his last name, or that he’s part of the infamous Canadian Jihadi family, the Khadrs, or that they represent a serious dilemma for Canada. How to deal with asylum seekers who openly swear to destroy you…

  42. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Now that you have a leg Jarhead running around…

    That’s a WET leg Jarhead buddy.

    You will have to hire another warm body just to fire off .50 Cal rounds and throw grenades at him just to keep him in a, somewhat, receptive mood.

    No better way to start the day! :em99:

  43. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    crunchie Ya’ll might have a tough time keeping this Pounder down.

    I suggest we settle this in the traditional Army vs Marine manner.

    Beers at High Noon, first to puke loses! :em95:

    PS

    A Wet Pounder at that. :em93:

  44. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Beers at High Noon, first to puke loses!

    Yer on Old Dog, but why the late start. Beers at dawn I say!

  45. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    crunchie,

    What self respecting Retired Old Fart is awake at dawn?

    Unless they are still up from the night before and therefore already Legally Intoxicated.

    Just asking. :em94:

  46. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    Crunchie,

    His Imperial Majesty couldn’t have chosen anybody better for this post.

    Well done and keep up the great work.

    Antennen hoch, Luken dicht, klar zum Gefecht !

  47. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Antennen hoch, Luken dicht, klar zum Gefecht !

    Du hast “Arschbacken dicht zusammengekneift” vergessen :D

  48. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Anybody got some subtitles here? Mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut.

  49. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Oh Emperor!

    Anybody got some subtitles here?

    Oui, aurons-nous une traduction s’il-vous-plait Majeste..?

    (the missus speaks and writes impeccable fwench, bless her!).

  50. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Beers at High Noon, first to puke loses!

    Careful Crunchie,, he’s gonna be practicin’ all morning!

  51. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    LC HC,,

    Babelfish has a quick easy translator, does whole pages,,kinda,, better than just guessin’.

    A good translation requires the original text to be spelled perfect, ’s why I type in dialect,, my contribution to international chaos..

  52. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Quoth’d Hardclimber:

    the missus speaks and writes impeccable fwench, bless her!

    They still teach Surrenderese up in there in Canuckistan? One would think that they’d have replaced that dead language with Arabic or Farsi by now…

    :em99:

  53. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer

    They still teach Surrenderese up in there in Canuckistan?

    :em01: :em99: Yes, it is still taught and used BC, and my wife has fwench roots (her heritage originated in the Poitou region of Fwance, back in the 15th century). Her ancestors came to “Nouvelle France” in the early 1700’s and have remained ever since. You would certainly enjoy her cultured and well-mannered deportment BC, she is quite the elegant and yet down-to-earth, good-hearted woman, and I love her so much… And you should meet the handsome man she married!:em99:
    (We got married on the 30th of June past my friend, and I do speak and write the language as well, but certainly not as good as the lovely missus).

  54. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    Misha

    Du hast “Arschbacken dicht zusammengekneift” vergessen

    I did indeed… But every time I write that I remember my drill sarge telling me to “press my god damn ass cheeks together so hard that a 5 Mark coin would loose its mintage !!” and I have to laugh incontrollably… which is just bad in the office.

    And I am already known as a complete nutter and RightWingDeathBeast, since I tend to tell people about my affection for lawful civilian gun ownership and carrying. In the UK… to a bunch of pussified Euroweenies… :em99:

  55. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    cmblake6

    Anybody got some subtitles here? Mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut.

    Sorry buddy. Apologies, should have gone out right with the German words….

    Means: “Antennas up, hatches tight, ready for battle”. That’s (i) the report every tank commander in the Bundeswehr gives over the company net when his tank is ready for battle, and (ii) the traditional battle cry of all Panzer troops, yelled at top volume three times, sometimes accompanied with a custom cry specific to the company.

  56. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Sorry buddy. Apologies, should have gone out right with the German words….

    Est ist ja nicht dein Fehler daß der lausiger Arschgeier kein Deutsch spricht ;)

    Oui, aurons-nous une traduction s’il-vous-plait Majeste..?

    Sprich nochmal Französisch zu mir, Kumbel, und ich werde dir den Schädel reinhauen :em95:

    Er, but in response to your question: It means “and keep your ass cheeks tightly clenched.”

  57. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    You kill me Sire, you do :em01: :em99:

    Who said the Emperor did not have a sense of humor!?!

    Thank you, Merci, Spasibo, (insert language of choice here…)

  58. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Congrats Crunchie! :em69:

    You should put your posts on video ala the distinguished Perry Logan!(a certified DUmmie) :em94:

  59. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik

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    Since today is langauge day

    Да здравствуите Крунчи и ни шагу назад! Вперёд за империю!

  60. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Rurik

    Let me guess… Russian? (I don’t see the caption)

  61. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Ain’t that guy a real winner Rad! He needs some serious counseling, either that or lay off the acid. Serious problems with that one!

  62. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Yep. Fun times.

  63. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC 0311 crunchie

    Now don’t be too hard on the man crunchie! This thing’s intellect is the same as a crushed raisin, I agree, and it’s got the social graces of a small soap dish, but it does not mean you can make fun of the poor misguided, arse-sucking, slime-swallowing, pus-filled, gangrene oozing, rotting gut-smelling piece of dried up pustula matter who’s trying to pass for an actual human being!

    On second thoughts…

  64. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    DUmmieFunnies always posts his demented screeds for some serious, good-ol fashioned ridicule! :em01:

  65. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    And they don’t even need to say anything to ridicule the lunatic, his videos speak for themselves. What a psycho, with all due apologies to psychos everywhere.

    That guy is a walking, talking anti-drug PSA.

  66. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Tovarich
    Rurik

    Forward indeed! No reverse in this Empire’s gearbox!

  67. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik

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    Yep. “Tis Russian. And evidently Cheapshot can read it. and I think, the Emperor too. For the rest of you -

    Da zdravstvuyet Krunchi! Ni shagu nazad! Vperyod za imperiyu.
    Long live Crunchy! Not one step back! Forward for the empire!

  68. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    They still teach Surrenderese up in there in Canuckistan? One would think that they’d have replaced that dead language with Arabic or Farsi by now…

    Teach it? They still have plaster it all over everything, even in Nunnuvit! The flip side is I got to practice my listening/translating during my internship in the House of Commons by listing to the fwench translations of questions and speaches on the floor.

  69. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Ya neznaiou, Rurik. Kto schta eta?

  70. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    You might in the past have relied on His Imperiousness’ soft heart and gentle nature

    Am I at the wrong address? Did I miss a memo? :em99:

    ====================

    Congratulations, Crunchie! Looks good on ‘ya, Marine!

  71. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    Late to the party due to work, but I just wish to add my congrats to LC Crunchie’s promotion - couldn’t happen to a better man! Kudos!

  72. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Late to the party due to work, but I just wish to add my congrats to LC Crunchie’s promotion - couldn’t happen to a better man!

    It already did… I got the call up to The Minion Leagues™ years ago!!!
    :em99:

  73. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Congrats Crunchie! er…. Sir! Congratulations, Sir! (But you will NOT be able to bounce a quarter of off my rack!) :em93:

  74. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    (But you will NOT be able to bounce a quarter of off my rack!)

    I’ve seen Ten-Ten’srack” and, while you might be able to bounce high-velocity hermaphroditic midgets off those man-boobs, a quarter would just sink in.
    :em93: