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Since our Esteemed Imperator was justifiably less than impressed with the subject of the last use of his Glorious Anthem, I thought he might be more pleased with this.

29 Responses to “A better use of the Right Tune”
  1. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    While it’s a good video, I thought this was a tune for the bad guys. I thought we were the good guys :em41: What do you think?

  2. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I liked seeing the Brits take the piss out of Abdullard…

    Although Denis Leary’s “Asshole” would have been better.

    Crunchie, did you get that Thank You note off to Madge for her little gift? :em95:

  3. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Uh, yeah Baco I did, funny thing though it seems there was a mix up with the cards. Seems the Penetrator was meant for you. She said since her sagging titties weren’t doing it for ya anymore she had to come up with something to put some lead in yer pencil. :em99:

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Sorry Crunchie, can’t resist:

    Saudi ‘Expert’ Tells of ‘Right Way’ to Beat Wives

  5. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    While the first example was funny, this one was the shit! I liked it! Good’un crunchie.

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Now THAT’S more like it, Crunchie!

    *APPLAUSE!!!*

    I thought this was a tune for the bad guys. I thought we were the good guys :em41: What do you think?

    But the Sith are the good guys, mindy.

    *Sigh* The damage that that hack Lucas has wrought with that ridiculous propaganda trilogy in six parts.

    Repeat after me:

    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
    Through power, I gain victory.
    Through victory, my chains are broken.
    The Force shall free me.

    Don’t believe a word you hear from those lying, elitist, pro-Galactic U.N., backstabbing, disloyal, evil Rebel scum.

    We are Sith.

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Saudi ‘Expert’ Tells of ‘Right Way’ to Beat Wives

    Hmm…lessee what Camel Boy has to say about this important subject. And what a reasonably intelligent woman would respond with…..

    “Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times

    blahblah blahdy blah blah, blab blab, yakkity yak yak.
    Talk to the hand Abdul.

    “If this doesn’t help, refuse to share their beds.”

    So sleep on the couch you smarmy egotistical bastard. Not like you have anything worth sleeping with your skanky ass for anyway.

    And if that doesn’t work?

    “Beat them,”

    Go for it you dickless Camel jockey….I need the target practice. :em96:

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Hell Yeah! I think that nose shot of the A-10 gave me wood…

    Mindy: We take great pride in being called Imperial. There is just something so …inspiring… about it.

  9. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    And if that doesn’t work?

    “Beat them,”

    Try that with me, and you won’t be able to walk or have kids again by the time I’m done with you.

    :em96:
    :em58: :em71:

    (fixed the blockquotes for ya littlerott - Management)

  10. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Hell Yeah! I think that nose shot of the A-10 gave me wood…

    Gotta love a plane that was designed around it’s gun huh B&W? :em93:

    I love watching them flying around down here. They’re so ugly they’re beautiful. :em34:

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I love watching them flying around down here. They’re so ugly they’re beautiful.

    I used to live a block from the ANG base in Battle Creek, Michigan and a squadron was assigned there. I’ll never forget the day one came over the hill about ten feet from the top of my car as I sat at the stoplight. Scared the shit out me…in a good, manly sort of way, of course…

  12. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I used to live a block from the ANG base in Battle Creek, Michigan and a squadron was assigned there.

    We’re right next to Barksdale AFB. We have several here. Sadly most of the the pilots are now training on the F-16’s since they are phasing the A-10’s out. I can’t for the life of me figure out when they have a machine that does such a damn good job, they have to scrap it. :em98:

  13. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

  14. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    Crunchie, did you get that Thank You note off to Madge for her little gift?

    Uh, yeah Baco I did, funny thing though it seems there was a mix up with the cards. Seems the Penetrator was meant for you. She said since her sagging titties weren’t doing it for ya anymore she had to come up with something to put some lead in yer pencil.

    I’m not even gonna ask.

    Though, my Emperor and his Devil Dog, why use the theme to such a stuffy and outdated science fiction piece to honor our military when you’ve got something so much more… dramatic?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=z34aRklyMMo

  15. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Cool vid chunchie! :em69:

    I gots one too although OT: MKH and her brother team up to create the World’s Scariest Jack-O-Lantern™ :em95:

  16. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Thresher and Rad, both of those vids gave me wood, although for entirely different reasons (And Rads was only the last two or three seconds worth, but even that little bit of MKH is enough!)

  17. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Crunch, the last 3 seconds of that video was Hiltery and her laugh! :shock: :em72: :em38:

  18. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Rad The last three seconds of the video I saw were MKH eating haloween candy. It was this week with peeps video. I don’t think we’re talking about the same vid!

  19. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    :oops: Townhall video is pretty substandard. Half the time it goes to a different video than the one clicked. I tried to send you to where she and her brother carve a pumpkin into a Hitlery jack-o-lantern. :shock:

  20. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    That explains it then. Regardless, I got to see MKH anyways and that it makes it all good!

  21. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Hell Yeah! I think that nose shot of the A-10 gave me wood…

    Hell BiW, it all gave me wood, but the sweet spot for me were the 16″ broadsides from the USS New Jersey and her sister ships. Gawd I miss those big beautiful bitches!

  22. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    -LC Mrs. M-ITT:
    They just upgraded the A-10’s to A-10C standard, they won’t be retiring them until the F-35 becomes more common, if that (hell, they planned to retire them after the Cold War, but the performance of the A-10 in the Gulf War caused them to reconsider that plan).

  23. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Well that certainly makes more sense to upgrade them than to scrap them. Those planes can kick some serious ass and it just seems to be the height of stupidity (which those in the Pentagon seem to have a surplus of) to drop them for something else, when they’re still going strong.

  24. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Personally I hate wife beaters with a passion. If these gutless bastards want to fight so much, there are plenty of able-bodied men around to oblige them. I despise them, loathe them, hold them in abject contempt. I cannot imagine behaving this way. I’ve kicked my fair share of trees, yelled at dogs, or maybe yelled at trees and kicked dogs. Don’t know, not sure. But I have never struck my wife or daughter….and I never will. I didn’t when I was drunk, not drinking now, I will never do it sober. I remember what my sisters went through, I remember what a friend went through, karmic justice when her three brothers caught up with him in a tavern…….regrettably, I missed it. But all was not lost, he had no medical insurance, and rest assured, he did need it. He didn’t like the deal she gave him….”You don’t press charges against my brothers, I won’t press charges against you.” Life’s rough, sometimes, ain’t it?
    I did so enjoy immensely watching him hobble about for a month or so, picking up the nickname Lumpy from the crowd.
    I simply cannot imagine what my reaction would be to my wife or daughter being struck. I do know I seriously considered using an ice pick on the guy that kicked my daughter.
    I grin, considering how my wife handled that .45……….and the twelve gauge….or the rifle……..you might kick her ass once, guy, but she’d tack yer hide to a wall the second time you tried it. Maybe why they don’t let gals drive in Saudi, or carry guns…too many of them parking cars on their husbands….hell, I’ve known gals that would flat out knock you on your ass. Say some bull dyke biker chicks. They scared the hell out of me.

  25. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    I can’t for the life of me figure out when they have a machine that does such a damn good job, they have to scrap it.

    That would be because the airforce is run by a bunch of zoomies who only want things that go fast.

  26. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    That would be because the airforce is run by a bunch of zoomies who only want things that go fast.

    Well haul their asses out to the bombing range and make em stand there while a flight of em make a low pass and cut loose with those 30 mm Gatling guns they have. :em96:

  27. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Well haul their asses out to the bombing range and make em stand there while a flight of em make a low pass and cut loose with those 30 mm Gatling guns they have.

    An amusing anecdote:

    In the late sixties, when the Spooky gunships were making such a splash in Viet Nam, a “proof of concept” was released to build one (1!) AC-130. The Air Force brass wanted to see this one in action before approving funds to build more. (C-130s were in heavy demand for their normal Cargo function, and the USAF was not inclined to release ANT of them for Attack functions.)

    So, one AC-130 was built, using an armament of four Vulcans, four Miniguns, with a control board and sighting equipment from an AC-119K.

    An old deuce and half was duly parked on a gunnery range in California, and the brass assembled for a live firing exercise.

    The pilot of the AC-130 selected a one second burst from all four weapons, rolled into his pylon turn on the truck, and pressed the button. The burst began, and one second later, didn’t stop.

    Pilot held his pylon turn while the guns continued firing. Ten seconds later, all available ammunition expended, he broke his turn and flew away.

    Project manager prepares to answer a number of questions about such a high expenditure of ammo.

    Brass is staring at the distributed bits of metal that used to be a truck.

    Project approved.

  28. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    There are typos in that. Should have been “all eight weapons”, but the Spam filter ate it. Can’t correct.

    shrug

  29. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC HJ Caveman82952

    I simply cannot imagine what my reaction would be to my wife or daughter being struck.

    Sir , You would do what ANY loving dad/husband would do and don’t you feel you have to apologize! As I mentionned before in a previous post, should someone hurt my grand-children or my family, the world would shiver in horror at what I’d do to the bastard, and that’s on a good day… And I don’t think ANY LC’s would blame you for it my friend!

    Great videos extracts folks, thank you! I kinda of like the planes don t know why…

    And advice as HOW and WHEN to beat once wife…

    Try this shit with MY wife, you camel fuckers!!!
    Back to the 7th century MY way…