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Here is the Shoddy Retardian ideal of beauty.

Shoddy Retardian Beauties (Reuters Photo)

Here is what they COULD be looking at, if they didn’t force their women to wear black felafel sacks from head-to-toe.

Iranian Bikini Contest Winner

The incredibly hawt one in the middle is an Iranian female who won a bikini contest in Houston a while back.

We’d ride a camel across the Sahara to lick the sweat off her… *Ahem* Well, you get the idea…

The top photo is a glimpse of what you’ll be seeing at Spring Break, if the likes of Keith Ellison and his fellow Shari’a Shitheads™ ever gain power.

Hmmm… Which system to choose to live under? That’s a tough one.

F.E.T.E.

47 Responses to “You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up”
  1. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    most likely they get more action with their camels (though the one on the left did have a rather sultry smile). i recently read that the manly moo should try to last at least two minutes with his wife, no more than once a day. go figure.

  2. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    by the way did you forget to ‘fall back’

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    It explains much about the muslim psyche that a nasty, foul, ill-tempered creature like a camel is considered beautiful.

    Disgusting freaks.

  4. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    With skimpy outfits like that, they might as well just wear nothing.

    Some females have harnesses strapped around their genitalia to thwart any efforts by the males to mount them. One repeat offender called Marjaa has been moved away.

    Male Saudis, male camels? They don’t say.

  5. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

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    Wow.. thoroughbreds!

  6. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Male Saudis, male camels? They don’t say.

    C’mon, Skye! You know that camels have more decorum than that!
    :em99:

  7. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    (OT)

    Um..management…when I tried to edit my post earlier, it told me the post didn’t exist. Also, when I leave here to go to a link (like the one B.C. posted), I can’t get back here. I have to close out my browser and come back in. I know it’s not my browser because I can go to other sites.

  8. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    But,but,, the camels n goats don’t give ya crap if you come home late with another camel!

    O.T.,, The Boast is toast, in Amarillo he will roast!

    Consecutive sentences,,snikker..

  9. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Wasn’t it Bin Laden that said “Once you’ve had a camel :em34: , you’ll throw rocks at women?”

  10. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Whooaa, B.C.! NSFW! (sort of)

    I’m not sure if the Saudis look at camels as replacements for their shrouded women or replacements for cars :em01:

  11. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    The I-Slams prefer the foul camels because they are a closer genetic match than the fine muffs below. :em72: :em38:

    After all, it’s only natural to maximize procreation chances and generate little handi-wipe heads™! :em71:

  12. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    ( OT ) has someone forgotten the time change?

  13. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I keep trying to write something insightful, so I go back up to photos, think of something to say about the camels, go to the next picture and the brain freezes. :em95:

    This is probably the best argument against Sharia law. Imagine telling all us guys “you’ll never see this again”, it’ll be a bloodbath. We know what we’re fighting for. :em96:

    OT: I think the posting clock may need resetting.

  14. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Also, when I leave here to go to a link (like the one B.C. posted), I can’t get back here.

    Skye..when you want to follow a link, right click it and choose “Open in New Window” and all you have to do when you want to come back here is close the link window. You never leave Rotty.

  15. Unregistered Comment by CrazyFool

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    Let the Saudi’s have their camels - It’ll fix their birthrate and leave more of the real ladies (lower pic) for us.

    BTW, anyone has a pair of snips?

  16. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Ya know, with smokin’ hot broads like that floatin’ around Iran, you’d think those idiot pricks would loosen up a bit. What maroons.

  17. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    We’d ride a camel across the Sahara to lick the sweat off her.

    Man, you can just put a period on that right there. There ain’t no part of that action I wouldn’t hit. :em34: :em93:

    Crazy, I was thinking the same thing. The towelheads can keep the livestock, we’ll take the babes. All that action, hidden under a blanket. It is for to weep.

    :em93:

  18. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    BC,

    You don’t happen to know it that place is taking job applications do you?

  19. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN

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    LC Gunsniper sez:

    It explains much about the muslim psyche that a nasty, foul, ill-tempered creature like a camel is considered beautiful.

    Disgusting freaks.

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!

  20. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN

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    The one on the right gives me a “hump-on”, BC.

    (I’m talking about the second picture, not the first!)

    :em99:

  21. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    T’anks BC,,from the same page: Vader harps some blues!

  22. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Thanks, Mrs. M. I keep forgetting about opening a new window.

  23. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Just in case any of you guys out there are interested in seeing a few more pics of the Iranian honey, here’s one of the slide shows that are out there that feature her.

    Note: Drool alert in effect!

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I admit the pics are a good reminder of what we need to preserve, I found myself wondering “Yeah, but aside from saying “Yeessss..UUhhhuuuuhhhhh” and “make me a sandwich before you go.” what else could I possibly talk to her about?

  25. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler

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    I have to say, your majesty, that I’d prefer the term ” Young Iranian woman”. An Iranian female could refer to anything in either picture.

    Oh, and I think the other word is spelled “falafel”.

  26. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

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    If we have to invade Iran to liberate her twin sister I’ll pull my retirement and go in with the first wave.

    It’s the least I could do for freedom :em34:

  27. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    In ALL seriousness. McFUCK those are some beautiful women! I’m not gonna say funnies about the camel comparison the ragheads would prefer, those women are straight up gorgeous! And speaking of straight up, ahem.

  28. BigDogg Comment by BigDogg

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    OMG … thanks for this topic!

    By the way, does anyone know how to clean tongue marks off a monitor screen? :em95:

  29. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    those camels have nice toes

  30. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    Ya bunch of pigs….

    For those drooling over the camels.

    Oops, no pigs for you.

  31. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Y’all know that the towelheads hate women so much and force them to wear sacks, thus they take out their sexual urges on animals and boys instead.

    Now about the lower picture… :em34: :em95:
    Now that’s what I would call something worth fighting for :D (PS. I don’t think “bikini contest” is the right word- cuz that implies showing off bikinis while these are too small to do anything else than show off the hotties wearing them…I guess “hot chick contest” would be more appropriate? :) )

  32. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    I’m not sure if the Saudis look at camels as replacements for their shrouded women or replacements for cars

    It’s probably a two-for-one deal for them. You get a ride, in more ways than one. :em93:

  33. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    BC, as hawt as those chicks are, aren’t any of them even remotely natural?

    Despite my Dow-Corning stock holdings, I hate chipping my teeth on their “roundest” product! :em01:

  34. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Sweet Swinging Mama Folks, these are HOT (the women, THE WOMEN!)

    Mind you, it is not proper to make fun of other people’s dates (top picture refers) folks, come on! And that means only one thing heheheheh… While they’re out “riding” their camels, the little honeys are all alone…

    I’ll beg forgiveness from my lovely missus after, but here’s a scenario…

    LC HC: Hi there! You look some mighty good in them bikinis ladies! Just happen to have some whipped cream and a couple of sweet cherries in this here bag…

    Honeys: Oh, and what’s the whipped cream for, to mix with the cherries..?

    LC HC: You could say that hehehehe… Would your friend like to come along for some of that whipped cream and cherries as well? Good, no, no, no need to worry about bringing the rest of your clothes, you both look fine…

    Honeys: Well, you are such a nice man, we’d love to go along!

    At this point, LC HC opens his eyes just in time to see the misus’ rolling pin come flying at him at Mach 4… Thump, blackness, a few minutes of blissful unconsciousness, then dealing with the extreme pain, and then having to deal with that lump on the forehead…

    Nice while it lasted…

    Wonder if a camel would throw a rolling pin in similar circumstances..?

  35. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

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    OMG!!! Those women are GORGEOUS! :em34:

    Along the thoughts of Light29ID…

    If we have to invade Iran to liberate her twin sister I WON’T DROP my retirement and go in with the first wave.

    Edited for current situation!!! :em95:

  36. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Look at Ahmedinejad, then the babe in the middle and guess whether she’d give that scrawny, crazy ape anything more than a kick in the groin, unless she was totally subjugated and forced. That said, love the micro-wear, the fake boobs–not so cool and so unnecessary on girls with such lovely faces.

  37. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler

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    Radical Redneck Said

    aren’t any of them even remotely natural?

    Now you can’t be sure they’re fake until you’ve seen them do jumping jacks.

  38. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Quoth’d RR:

    Despite my Dow-Corning stock holdings, I hate chipping my teeth on their “roundest” product! :em01:

    I’d happily go to my grave with a mouthful of nothing but gums, brother.

    :em93:

    Sayeth’d LC HC:

    “Good, no, no, no need to worry about bringing the rest of your clothes, you both look fine…

    Apparently, good sir, you neglected to “Right Click” on the picture and “Open In New Window“, or you wouldn’t have used the personal pronounial phrasological conjunction of “you both“.

    :twisted:

  39. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    personal pronounial phrasological conjunction of “you both“.

    MMmmm, Browser is de-bungered with a fractile phraseological flair,,,

    Only on The Rott..

    ‘Gettin’ close the the wine n cheese zone here,,

  40. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    BiW, you are usually such a reliable wordsmith, here are a few more conversational gambits for these fine desert flowers:

    “A little to the left”

    “Don’t forget the boys!”

    “More hair whipping”

    “You are such a great belly dancer”

    “I only use chocolate mousse when I really care”

    “Finally, a good use for my old neckties!”

    “I’ll be ready again in a minute”

    “Woof”

  41. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer

    Apparently, good sir, you neglected to “Right Click” on the picture and “Open In New Window“, or you wouldn’t have used the personal pronounial phrasological conjunction of “you both“.

    I stand corrected! You are right of course Sir! Now, just replace “you both” with “you three”…

    My missus did not see my comments at #34 yet, but I did buy some flowers and a bottle of champagne, just in case… and broke out the first aid kit…

  42. philmon Comment by philmon

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    Clearly, I’m hanging out at the wrong beaches.

  43. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    philmon

    Clearly, I’m hanging out at the wrong beaches.

    You and I both Sir. The girls around the beaches of New Brunswick don’t look anything like that (sigh).
    I should go out more…

  44. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Illegal alien reports theft of his 150 lbs stash of contraband,,shocked to find himself cuffed..

  45. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Hey Lady H, ain’t that you on the left?

    The one in the middle, I swear I can see some vagina peeking out there. :em93: :em34:

  46. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    I’m not sure if the Saudis look at camels as replacements for their shrouded women or replacements for cars

    Oooh! So if you could get a car that could perform THAT function and get good gas mileage, with air conditioning and cup holders thrown it, it would be a hot seller in Riyad? I feel a patent coming on …

  47. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

    Hey Lady H, ain’t that you on the left?

    Don’t think so, Lady H is much prettier… Well, it’s hard to compare without pictures to do it with!

    Wow, did you see that rolling pin!!! Just missed my head by 2 inches!!!