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Sorry for not posting much, but the Muse has been absent for a while, and still refuses to come back in full force. And we have a great staff here at the Rott, so it would be criminal of His Majesty to pollute their excellent posts with half-hearted drivel from yours truly.

But this caught our interest (thanks, Sir Christopher). Looks like things might be heating up as the genocidal maniacs in Tehran ratchet up the rhetoric and bang their scrawny chests.

A claim by President Ahmadinejad that Iran has 3,000 working uranium-enriching centrifuges sent a tremor across the world yesterday amid fears that Israel would respond by bombing the country’s nuclear facilities.

Of course, Ahmadingdong may just be full of shit as per usual, but it’s not like Israel can afford to take that chance, now is it? Picture the last living Jooo sitting around in the radioactive ruins of Tel Aviv saying “but we thought he was bluffing!” Not going to happen. Mahmoud, may the devil curse his scrotal sac with painful, oozing sores, is about to get a lesson in what not to say around understandably nervous Israelis.

Here’s a hint, Ahmadillydally: The retards at Columbia might think that you’re hot shit and not much care about your constant threats to finish what Hitler started, but the good folks of Israel and, more specifically, the IAF are paying very close attention. Just ask your boyfriend Bashar “Giraffe” Assad.

Amid the international uproar, British MPs who were to have toured the nuclear facility were backing out of their Iran trip.

Probably not a bad idea, British MPs. The ambient temperature of certain regions of Iran might be going up quite a bit in the near future.

Israel responded by serving notice that it would not tolerate a nuclear Iran. “Talks never did, and never will, stop rockets,” said Ehud Barak, the Defence Minister, after talks with the security cabinet.

Well put, sir. Somebody needs to take those words, chisel them into a marble slab and bang President Waffles in DC about the head with it for an hour or seventeen.

Mr Ahmadinejad, speaking yesterday at a rally, said that UN sanctions had failed to halt uranium enrichment. “The world must know that this nation will not give up one iota of its nuclear rights . . . if they think they can get concessions from this nation, they are badly mistaken,” he said.

But hey, let’s have more TALKS, right? Oh, and those dreaded sanctions that are obviously about as effective as peeing on a forest fire. A few weeks ago the “hawks” in DC, amidst much fanfare, announced that they’d declared the Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization and, as we all know, Iran surrendered the next day. Oh wait, they didn’t. Well, how about having the credit card companies freeze their frequent flier miles? THAT’LL teach ‘em!

Go for it, Israel, because it’s pretty damn obvious that nobody else will.

NEVER AGAIN!

25 Responses to “Interesting Times Ahead”
  1. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Badmood has no real authority anyhoo, his job is strictly to keep the heat off of Ali Khamenei, the supreme policy mango.

    More invective should be vented his way, imho.

    Remember bahni sadr? The first prez elected after the shah croaked?
    He held the same post, only he tried to BE the president.
    Big mistake.
    He’s in a comfy paris exile now.

  2. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ah yes, Talks… Stopped Hitler dead in his tracks at the Munich conference… Stopped the expansion and aggression of Imperial Japan… Scared China into not going into Tibet or helping their North Koreans allies… Paralyzed the Soviets into not driving their tanks in Hungaria… Put the fear into Saddam Hussein about going into Kuwait… Will certainly drive Ahmafuckhead into giving up Iran’s nuclear ambitions and avowed mission of wiping Israel off the map.

    If Israel decides to call Ahmasoftdick’s bullshit and send a “tremor” into said centrifuges, more power to them. The leftists bleedinghearts are not the ones at the receiving end, but they sure will screech in horror if Israel dare touch their good iranians buddies…

    Asswipes…

  3. The Major Comment by The Major

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    When dealing with the likes of Achmeindildohard, the concept of communicating verbally is useless until you maximize non-verbal communication. Might I suggest to the Israelis they use the non-verbal-yet-highly-effective-AND-symbolic nuclear boot up the ass.

    After all, nothing says “I disapprove” quite like the gift of fission!

  4. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Israel has nothing to lose and everything to gain by letting lose on the turbaned tumblefucks of terroran. Scum like da peanut xpotus already hate Israel, various EU entities are boycotting anyway, so there’s really nothing to lose. On the plus side, they’d remove the most ungracious, violent consumers of so much of the world’s largesse. In fact, just go ahead and sanitize the paleoswinian territories as well. None of the leftist/pro-terrorist scum in the EU and US have attention spans of more than a few minutes–they’ll be on to chanting about something else in no time, once their darling terrorists quit phoning and otherwise wheedling for attention. So it’s a win/win situation. Israel gets rid of its enemies and the rest of the world gets to quit pouring aid into at least those bottomless s—holes.

  5. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    Misha, if the Muse will not come, then post some gun porn.

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    The raid on Baby-Face WadInAss was a practice run for the real show.

    We can only hope that Nooodlespine at least provides peripheral, if not direct support. This is our mess to clean up, thanks to the Killah Wabbit, but I’m afraid we’ll have to let our friends take the hit instead.

    …mheh….

  7. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    If we’re going to go, now is the time; Mad Man Mahmood and the Weird Beards are still pissing themselves backwards over that Russian air-defense system.

    Keep your gas tanks full.

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I understand a silent muse. However, I usually get into more trouble when she is singing, Boss! :em99:

  9. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I expect war…and five bucks a gallon. So be it! The euroweenies will screech and wail, let them as they are overrrun my muslims. They are pretty much irrelevant at this point. A lot of libs, especially in Europe and to a lesser extent here, forget how much animosity Americans have towards Iran. For those of us old enough, we remember all too well…part of the reason Reagan became president. This war will not come cheap, or easy. I expect our navy to become a bit smaller as a result. I expect the Iranian navy to cease to exist, along with their air force.

  10. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    along with their air force.

    Most shot down attempting to flee to syria?

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  12. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    While I don’t think israel should start a full war with iran, hitting a few strategic targets couldn’t hurt.

  13. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    This war will not come cheap, or easy. I expect our navy to become a bit smaller as a result.

    Yep, the Straights of Hormuz and the Gulf are not ideal areas for a blue water Navy to conduct ops, but we’ve been training and preparing for a fight there since the Cold War (against the Soviet Navy), so I suspect that our boys are ready for it.

    Think Sarcozy can get the Charles De Gaulle out of dry dock long enough to get in on the fun?

  14. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Israel will take care of it. They already dealt with Syria, and most Americans aren’t even aware that a “bombing” occurred there.

    Iran is full of bluster and bullshit. The Israelis are just waiting for the right time.
    Tick, tick, tick….

    If they could survive, and thrive, after the Holocaust(which the Iranians, and most Ron Paul supporters believe didn’t happen),
    the Jews will survive this.

    Tick, tick, tick.

    Can’t wait to see the fireworks…..

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  16. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Insane egomaniacism aside, why the hell would Iran taunt Israel this much? Why beg them to attack? Could Iranian leaders have that much blind faith in their military capabilities that they think retaliating against Israeli airstrikes would end up in Iranian favor? If little old me knows Israel has the will and the capability to wipe Iran off the map, then how can Ahmadinejad not?
    I’m flabbergasted how the lack of synchronicity seems to escape people - that Israel has the capability to wipe out most of the Arab world and remain intact, but does not….and the Arab world tries with every available chance to wipe Israel off the map.
    Incredible, fascinating to be a Jew in Israel. An amazing contrast of civilization and savagery, Jew/Arab. Everything the U.N. does in this situation is so ball-achingly wrong, it’s as though Hitler himself is at the helm. With a targeted assassination of Ahmadinejad and a volly of airstrikes, Israel may once again show just enough force to sustain peace, while the world waits with its claws to scratch at Israel’s ‘overreactions’…all the while affording all undue restraint to their tsk-tsk at the Arab world in leveraging all the lusty anger it can at Israel for decades.
    Hypocrisy needs a new definition with the U.N. still around.

  17. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    On a side note….I wonder if the US will allow Israeli aircraft to use Iraqi airstrips for an attack on the Natanz Nuclear Facilities…

  18. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Hey, Ehud….over here!…..

    LAT: 33°43′27.16″N
    LON: 51°43′42.79″E

  19. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    ACLPoo

    Heck, with grid references like that, I could tell you which window the “gifts” would go in.

    That’s a strike I wouldn’t mind doing… Iran is like a scared bully, talks big, acts big, but when their bluff is called (and it will), they’ll screech like terrified little girls (with my apologies to little girls everywhere).

    Tehran will do everything to bring on a strike then go running to “mommy U.N.” once it gets sorted out.
    In fact Sir, if you look up the word “hypocrisy” in the dictionnary, you will find a picture of the U.N. flag…

    How’s life treating new, my Canadian friend?

  20. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    I must be distracted, please replace “new” with “you” in my last!

  21. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Howdy Climber. Not bad, just cold. I’m actually looking forward to an Israeli response to this. If ever there was a justified strike….plus with the relative silence of the world media over the Syrian strike….I say Ehud’s boys have a green light. Watch for the usual suspects to crawl from woodwork, but the only retaliation I”m concerned with is the Iranian one. Not for reasons of military response, but the fact they have to go either over or around Iraq to get to Israel. I wonder what kind of bombers they have in the gulf, etc…
    I’m actually shocked Ahmadinejad hasn’t moved 50 mosques, 50 seniors’ residences and about 300 grade schools over to the preported ’sites’. Maybe the REAL sites are under a few of them.

  22. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Hardclimber, we need to get you in the seat of an F22! Just think of the havoc a dozen Raptors could cause flying with complete impunity over Iranadamadingdong! Fly where you want, fry what you want, with the biggest danger facing you is ingesting a fuckin’ bird into one of your engines! Now you see me… or did you? HAHAHAHAHA! Achmeindildohard would never know what hit him!

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    He might just decide to keep it, Major, you know, take it out for a spin on weekends, that sort of thing. Who could blame him? That bird would flat out maul Iranian fighters…..

  24. The Major Comment by The Major

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    The last I heard, the Raptor has a near perfect record in air-to-air combat exercises, “killing” many dozens of aggressor aircraft (F16s, F15s, etc.) while only losing one, and that “kill” was due to the pilot believing the exercise was over. In the Spring Red Flag exercise at Nellis (the first Red Flag that the F22s participated in), the aggressor pilots were complaining that they were getting creamed by the Raptors without the slightest hint that they were even in the same airspace. You could joyride all over Iran and insert “enemas” into Iwanian Piwots at will. I understand they are working on air-to-ground capability to expand enema-inserting capability.

    Bend over Achmeindildohard!

  25. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC HJ Caveman82952

    He might just decide to keep it, Major, you know, take it out for a spin on weekends, that sort of thing.

    A weekend is all I would need… However, after reading the impressive capabilities of this new bird, I just might decide to “wander off” and “forget” where I got it from!

    The Major

    we need to get you in the seat of an F22

    You’re teasing Sir… But yes, with the proper certification on said bird, well, let say it would become extremely “interesting” very quickly… Let me think, familiarization with overall aircraft 4 hrs, detailed weapon systems, comms, nav, safety systems and cockpit drill 6 hrs, flight simulator 4 hrs, certification flight 2 hrs… advanced combat training 4 hrs… (my previous 6821 hrs on jets might come in handy…)
    Sir, I can be up and ready in 20 hrs…