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And This Coward Wants to be President?
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Democrat Arses, Lefty America-Haters, Politics1:42 PM
Looks like we’ll have Potty Mouth Marcotte and her equally obnoxious fellow Nutrootette, Melissa McEwan, to kick around for a while to come.
Quoth the Breck Girl:
The tone and the sentiment of some of Amanda Marcotte’s and Melissa McEwan’s posts personally offended me. It’s not how I talk to people, and it’s not how I expect the people who work for me to talk to people. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but that kind of intolerant language will not be permitted from anyone on my campaign, whether it’s intended as satire, humor, or anything else.
You hear it coming, don’t you? Here it is:
But I also believe in giving everyone a fair shake. I’ve talked to Amanda and Melissa; they have both assured me that it was never their intention to malign anyone’s faith, and I take them at their word.
Proving that you are as dickless as you are illiterate, My Little Pony. Unless, of course, there really is any ambiguity as to whether you “intend to malign anyone’s faith” by calling them “Christofascists”, “godbags”, or this little gem:
Q: What if Mary had taken Plan B after the Lord filled her with his hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit?
A: You’d have to justify your misogyny with another ancient mythology.
There is just too much comedy in Breck Girl’s surrender to Chris Bowers of MyDD’s threat to unleash a “vicious rant” and an “IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT!!!!1!11!! OMG!!!1!!!” unless he immediately caved in to the Nutroots and kept the two foulmouthed cunts on his campaign. Can’t wait to see how he’d do facing down, say, Ahmadinnerjacket. Perhaps he could get Chris to threaten with a Super Sekrit DOUBLE Probation IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT. That’d show the Islamofascist nutjobs of the world, that’s for sure.
Oh, and there is much comedy goodness is imagining the two ultra-militant, never back down, screeching feminists crawling before the Breck Girl, begging for forgiveness and promising that they’d never, ever do such a thing again, pretty please with sugar on top and cross their hearts, if only he’d keep bankrolling them.
We hope the blowjobs were worth the constant ridicule that you’ll be subject to from now on, Breck Girl.
Here, I want to try it too:
“IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT!!!!1!!1!!!”
Come out from under the coffee table, you big sissy.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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He’s clearly taking waffle lessons from that political great, John Kerry.
LOL.
And Firstest!
February 8th, 2007 at 1:44 PMUsing
Ginn over at LGF made this awesome comment (#45):
“I think I’ll fisk this a little bit more.
Edwards:
The tone and the sentiment of some of Amanda Marcotte’s and Melissa McEwan’s posts personally offended me.
Okay, Edwards states that he finds some of their posts personally offensive.
It’s not how I talk to people, and it’s not how I expect the people who work for me to talk to people. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but that kind of intolerant language will not be permitted from anyone on my campaign, whether it’s intended as satire, humor, or anything else.
Edwards states again that “that kind of intolerant language will not be permitted” which means he still maintains what they posted was offensive.
But I also believe in giving everyone a fair shake. I’ve talked to Amanda and Melissa; they have both assured me that it was never their intention to malign anyone’s faith, and I take them at their word.
So…. how can Edwards say on the one hand that what they wrote was personally offensive and that he would not have anyone working for him who wrote those sentiments.. and then turn around and say that he now believes it was never their intention to malign.. that he takes their word for it.
What is wrong with this man?”
February 8th, 2007 at 1:57 PMUsing
“Patriarchy thwarted! Edwards to retain Marcotte, McEwan”…
See previous: Can’t you just picture Amanda Marcotte in Tony Snow’s job?Edwards Narrowly Avoids Becoming New Hate Object of NutrootsGreg Tinti He’s decided to keep Crazy McPottymouth and her sidekick, no doubt for fear of being hit with an IMPORTANT…
February 8th, 2007 at 1:58 PMUsing
You can also contact John Edwards for President at:
Phone: (919) 636-3131
Fax: (919) 967-3644
Mailing Address:
February 8th, 2007 at 2:00 PM410 Market Street
Suite 400
Chapel Hill, NC 27516
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“What is wrong with this man?”
HE’S. A. LAWYER! “Doublespeak” is one of the tools of the trade. :mrgreen_wp:
February 8th, 2007 at 2:15 PMUsing
To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Job Offer
Dear Senator Ambulance Chaser:
I am fucking delighted to accept your offer of the position of Official BlogMaster for the Edwards 2008 presidential campaign. Please find attached my fucking W-2 form, you cocksucker.(Its rare that a MAN pays much attention to me AFTER the BJ.)
I would like to express my heartfelt thanks for this totally fucking awesome opportunity to help you take America back by force from fucking BushCo and the other fucktard bible-humping extremists that have turned this once great nation into a goddamn rape factory for their snakehandling Jesus Camp hatebots.The God damn fundies are ruining this land, for jesus christssakes.
In closing, I am so fucking proud to be a part of this campaign, and fucking gratified to know that I’ll be working for someone who fucking understands the importance of reaching out to progressive bloggers like myself. I look forward to contributing in any way I fucking can. You won’t be fucking sorry! PS….I swallowed (no evidence like monica!) !
Fucking Sincerely,
February 8th, 2007 at 2:23 PMYour Cunt in Blog,
Amanda Marcotte, “Pandagon”
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Can we rate this one 20 stars, your majesty?
Seriously, I’m just as happy that they stayed. It should lead to some more delicious rants from you and yours and I’m definately looking forward to that. I wasn’t a blog reader for the last presidential campaign and I’m very much looking forward to what you come up with for this one.
RH
February 8th, 2007 at 2:40 PMUsing
If he doesn’t talk to people that way and he wouldn’t accept it, but he is convinced after talking it over with them that they never meant to malign anyones faith, then doesn’t that mean the left has to stop using being offended as a reason for their shrill condemnation of anyone who speaks reason or truth to them?
February 8th, 2007 at 2:51 PMUsing
Hogshead re Post #6:
Fucking awesome! :lol_wp: :lol_tb: :devil_tb:
February 8th, 2007 at 2:55 PMUsing
#9
What’s so funny about rippin off Iowahawk?
February 8th, 2007 at 4:37 PMUsing
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February 8th, 2007 at 4:47 PMUsing
(camera pans left and closes in on face of Emily Litella)
“You have to admit she has a good point. A religion which bases its power dynamic on brutal misogyny has no place in the modern world. Seriously. How many honor killings are enough? How many women have to be executed as adulterers after being gang-raped? How many women have to be shot in the head in the street for baring an ankle, or travelling outside the house without a male relative? Women should have the same rights in a modern society as men. Instead, religious nutjobs treat them worse than cattle.
It takes courage to point that out, so I say bravo!”
(at this point, co-host leans over and whispers into her ears that the leftist fucktard blogger was writing about Christians)
“Well that’s entirely different. Nevermind.”
/I miss Gilda Radner
February 8th, 2007 at 5:11 PMUsing
SSSSSHHHHHHHH DAMMIT!!!!
Didn’t you get the SUPER SEKRET briefing My Lord??? You need to take some of the Imperial Intelligence Staff to the Imperial Game Room for to help them refocus.
These are plants by the VRWC to help us win GGODDDDDDDAMMMMMMMIITTTTTTTT!!!!!
February 8th, 2007 at 5:28 PMUsing
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February 8th, 2007 at 5:36 PMUsing
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February 8th, 2007 at 6:38 PMUsing
Now we know why Edwards was labeled as the, “Breck Girl“… :lol_tb:
February 8th, 2007 at 6:44 PMUsing
I think the more fashionable retort would have been to tell Malkin and Donahue to shut the fuck up and if they can’t stand standing up for what they believe in then go fuck themselves…that would have taken more sack that his actual response…but who am I to judge!
February 8th, 2007 at 6:58 PMUsing
NOT going to fire them?
Ask yourself if they would still have their
jobs if they’d slammed Islam… eh????????????????????
February 8th, 2007 at 7:00 PMUsing
#10
I did not get the post from IOWAHAWK, and I altered it substantially. GET A LIFE DUDE
February 8th, 2007 at 7:03 PMUsing
HERES IOWAS POST…plagurized from other blogs !!@!
To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Campaign Ideas
Dear Senator Edwards:
I had a couple of ideas for getting the campaign off to a fucking roaring start. I ran some numbers and discovered that (1) Orange County North Carolina has a shocking lack of women’s reproductive health centers, and (2) your new home there has 28,000 square feet of space. What better way to address community health needs — and appeal to the women’s vote — than by installing an abortion clinic inside your own house? It would only take up about 500 square feet total (not counting the exterior biohazard dumpster), and you appear to have a fucking awesome space between the indoor basketball court and reflective koi pond.
I also discovered that North Carolina is home to NASCAR, which as you know is the official sport of toothless Southern white supremecist racists. I think would make fucking great campaign street theater to drive over to one of the local fucking dickwad reich wing repugnican NASCAR garages and piss all over their goddamn earth-destroying Klan-mobiles. On the way there, it probably wouldn’t fucking kill you to drop in at the Durham courthouse to support District Attorney Nifong in his brave battle to bring the white rapist Duke lacrosse team to justice.
To help organize the local campaign swing, I’ve lined up a couple of camera crews and programmed directions into the GPS of your Benz (the silver one).
On To The White House!
Amanda
PS - I cross-posted my thoughts at the official campaign site, I will let you know about voter feedback.
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To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Focus Group
Dear Senator Edwards:
To help you hone your campaign message for the online community, I organized an impromptu focus group of top progressive bloggers for tomorrow night at the Raleigh Airport Hilton. This group will include political analyst Jeremy Lacewell of Die Motherfucking ZioNazi NeoCon Motherfuckers Die, feminist Kiersten Lomax of Hands Off My Cunt, and recent immigrant blogger Mohammed al-Aziz of I Intend To Detonate a Nuclear Weapon in St. Louis.
This event will help you get acquainted with online mainstream progressives, discuss the issues important to them, and come up with a strategy for countering the insane Xtian Jesusist lynchmobs. We will be serving lacto-vegetarian snacks and Ecstasy to help facilitate a free-wheeling discussion.
Hope you can make it!!!
Amanda
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To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Request and etc.
Dear Senator Edwards:
Sorry you had to miss the focus group. I received you request about deleting my old Pandagon posts, but I have to say I’m totally fucking perplexed by it. For instance the one where I said
“I had to listen to how the poor, dear lacrosse players at Duke are being persecuted just because they held someone down and fucked her against her will–not rape, of course, because the charges have been thrown out. Can’t a few white boys sexually assault a black woman anymore without people getting all wound up about it? So unfair.”
Do you really think that somebody would really think I had sympathy for those Duke rapists? Fucking HELLO, it was fucking sarcasm. Quality sarcasm, I might add. The only people too stupid to see the sarcasm are idiot Catholics and magic underpants Mormon baby machines, and they’re probably so stupid that they agree with it unironically. For fuck sake, who could possible be offended?
Curiously,
Amanda
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To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: New idea
Dear Senator Edwards:
I just had an amazing fucking brain fart. I tried reaching you several times by phone to explain, but you are apparently in some fucking horrible cell area. Anyhoo, here’s the idea. You might have read my totally fucking righteous blog post where I said
“One thing I vow here and now–you motherfuckers who want to ban birth control will never sleep. I will fuck without making children day in and out and you will know it and you won’t be able to stop it. Toss and turn, you mean, jealous motherfuckers. I’m not going to be ‘punished’ with babies. Which makes all your efforts a failure. Some non-procreating women escaped. So give up now. You’ll never catch all of us. Give up now.”
Okay, here’s the thing: since I am so totally fucking committed to the politics of fucking, I figure why not turn my empowered political fucking right back on the Rethuglican Christofascists? Let’s say I go down to the next meeting of the Duke Young Republicans and offer to do any and all of them. If they agree to fuck me, I can expose them as hypocrites. If they don’t, I can expose them as closeted self-hating gays. Win-Win-Win! Plus, I’ve been in contact with Mike Nifong and he says he has some other ideas.
Edwards in ‘08!
Amanda
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To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: password problems
Dear Senator Edwards:
I hate to bother you with fucking minutiae, but I’ve been trying to fucking log on to the campaign blog site to write a new post, and it isn’t taking my fucking password. I left several messages for Jeff in IT, but he hasn’t fucking returned them. Could you call him and ask him to help me the fuck out? I’ve got a couple new thoughts I want to share with your supporters.
Amanda
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To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: I know when I’m not wanted
Dear Asshole:
After another fucking half fucking hour of calling Jeff, I decided to go down to fucking HQ and find out what the fucking fuck was up, and as soon as I got there the whole staff fucking scrambled and stared at their fucking shoes like I had a case of fucking racist repugnican cooties or something. That’s when I realized the whole fucking deal.
Listen dickwad, I’m not that stupid. You just stood there like some Christo-fascist hatebag and let me get swiftboated by a bunch of insane extremist winger blog monkeys.
Don’t you think I understand what you’re doing? You and that miserable Stepford wife, playing happy family in your big castle, trying to appeal to the fucking fucktard middle America hate demographic. Well, I’ve got news for you, John. Amanda Marcotte and the grassroots will not be ignored. Don’t you pity me, don’t you ever pity me, you smug bastard! We won’t allow you, or any other Democrat, to treat us like some slut voter bloc you can just bang a few times and throw in the garbage.
So don’t bother sending a termination notice, John, because either way I’ll be coming in tomorrow bright and early. You’ll never be rid of me, or Kos, or DU, because we were all meant to be together.
Forever.
February 8th, 2007 at 7:04 PMUsing
Is JOHN R gay, or just a pantywaist?????????
February 8th, 2007 at 7:05 PMUsing
#10…Dear John……I know youre a newbie and all, but you might want to check the timestamps on my post and Iowas before you make a scurrulous accusation. My post clearly preceeded IOWAS….. ES&D
HOG
February 8th, 2007 at 7:21 PMUsing
Edwards AKA The Breck Girl must be from Europe…..as dickless and PC as any Euro trash around.
hOOt
February 8th, 2007 at 7:37 PMUsing
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“Well, I think we know which America he’s living in,” Jay Leno quipped on NBC’s “Tonight Show,” a riff of Edwards’ frequent mention of the “two Americas” — one for the wealthy and one for the poor.
Monty Johnson, a neighbor whose property sits directly across from the Edwards tract, recently posted a “Go Rudy Giuliani 2008” sign just 100 feet from Edwards’ driveway.
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February 9th, 2007 at 11:07 AMUsing
I just have to say, I consider myself something of a sewer mouth. However, I couldn’t even bring myself to block quote that Mary reference by Marcotte. Some things just do cross the line. I think that is the single most disgusting piece of “humor” I have ever read. Does she touch her children with those hands after typing that garbage?
February 9th, 2007 at 1:55 PMUsing
Isn’t that “Silky Pony”?
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