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 Apparently, the following must have left the rest of Management™ temporarily speechless, because nobody has even mentioned the fact that this Tuesday past, this site reached a new benchmark of

Eight Million Hits!

I am only assuming that the Management™ was too busy imbibing for them to remember to let the serfs in on this little fun fact.  But as your Technical (and musical) Wizard, I felt that someone needed to spill the beans, and let you all into the party.

Happy Eight Million.  The bar is open.

24 Responses to “The Bearer of Good News”
  1. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Let the Empire Rejoice!!! That’s a lot of hits!!!

    Open Bar uhmmmm, wonder if its a good idea, I might not want to leave!!! Thank you for the news DJ!!!

    May the Empire live for ever (and twenty more minutes after that…).
    And First (oops, I mean, foist…)!

  2. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Eight million severed!,,er,,served!

    ‘Wish we could see who-all has The Rott on their banned list.

    That’d be a serious measure of pride too!

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Woohoo! Let the taps open and the suds flow freely!

  4. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    WOOT!!!

    ‘Wish we could see who-all has The Rott on their banned list.

    I’d personally interested in seeing who visits here on a daily basis. Bet there are a heluva lot of .gov’s in the guest sign in registry.

    As to the open bar. Are you sure that’s such a good idea Deej? You know how protective the Emperor is of his stash, and 8 million people can get mighty thirsty. :em94:

  5. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Hell, there’s been 11,714 hits in the 5 or so hours since you posted this Deej.

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Crunchie-

    You know how protective the Emperor is of his stash

    Don’t forget, some of us have the keys to said stash and the GPS coordinates as well. Besides, he hasn’t got my Carrera out of the body shop….yet….

  7. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Don’t forget, some of us have the keys to said stash and the GPS coordinates as well.

    There was an element of self interest in there Jackboot.

  8. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Well, all right! Hot DAMN!

  9. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Don’t forget, some of us have the keys to said stash

    Who needs keys? *lights up “Ye olde tyme lightsaber”*

  10. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    before you get too lop-legged take a look at “Hamasland” http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1192380755299 . I’m befuggled

  11. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    sorry

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Damn…the regular posters here must be a select bunch. I’ll have to ask the emperor about that. How may lurkers to how many comments. It would be interesting to know. I have no idea.

  13. quiller Comment by quiller

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    This success is a testament to your collective creativity, passion, and of course your inimitable senses of humor. The Rott is an absolute joy to visit.

  14. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Since i have been drinking most of the night anyway, might as well keep going, here is to you o great and powerful Emperor :em94: :em94: :em94:

    And to hell with 20 minutes, after 20 years.

    I KEEL YOU

  15. LXi Comment by LXi

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    Wow - 8 million hits, and then I find this tonight. It appears that His Majesty has been advising our President on military affairs - the US now has a Death Star!

  16. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    Way to go Rottie-Empire….
    Nice cause for celebration. I’ll open a bottle of beer tonight.. or maybe two.

  17. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    quiller

    This success is a testament to your collective creativity, passion, and of course your inimitable senses of humor. The Rott is an absolute joy to visit.

    We’d like to hear more from you! It is always a pleasure to share comments and other insights, join in and share your thoughts!

    Best wishes from Canada!

  18. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Hey DJ, whaat’s this new “popularity rating” widget? How do you judge? I can see the thumbs up/down, or the old 1-5 or 1-10, but what IS this new widget?

  19. mile66 Comment by mile66

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    Tanti auguri! :em95:

  20. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Hey DJ, whaat’s this new “popularity rating” widget? How do you judge? I can see the thumbs up/down, or the old 1-5 or 1-10, but what IS this new widget?

    Actually, it is a “plugin”. The “Widget” is the Top Five Posts for Month section in the left column.

    I don’t get to decide or judge the popularity of any post. That is done by the number of views on the front page, the permalinks, feeds, comments, search engine results and categories.

    You might come to this site directly to the front page. (most do). Some come here through an RSS feed or through a search engine — even Stumble Upon. Some people have certain categories of this site bookmarked, and that is how they come here. That is how this plugin determines what is “popular” or not — by the actual number of times the page has been accessed.

    The “page views” number only counts those times someone has clicked to the comments page. It doesn’t count all of the times that post has been accessed.

    There is a formula applied in scoring. Everything on the front page is counted regardless of whether you read it or not, so the score for that “page view” is going to be low.

    Permalink Views: (default: 10)
    Home Views: (default: 2)
    Archive Views: (default: 4)
    Category Views: (default: 6)
    Feed Views (full content only): (default: 1)
    Comments: (default: 20)
    Pingbacks: (default: 50)
    Trackbacks: (default: 80)

    Example
    Post #1 receives 11 Home Page Views (11 * 2 = 22), 6 Permalink Views (6 * 10 = 60) and 3 Comments (3 * 20 = 60) for a total value of: 142
    Post #2 receives 7 Home Page Views (7 * 2 = 14), 10 Permalink Views (10 * 10 = 100), 7 Comments (7 * 20 = 140) and 3 Trackbacks (3 * 80 = 240) for a total value of: 494

    You get more points if you have participation activity. Each comment gives 20 points, and if someone mentions it on their site, then 80 points are scored for each visit from the other site.

    I installed this with the defaults. I can always adjust the scoring if it appears that there are obviously false results. But this is the scoring that a lot of other sites are using, so I am going to keep it where it is at for right now.

  21. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Ah. Okay.

  22. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Continuing the celebration with a double shot of Cabo and a few beers.

  23. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    How about just one beer?

  24. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Eigh Million hits….are we talking about the Rott, or some crack house in South Central? :lol: