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It is me, your ever-meddlin’ Liberal.

I am sure you all have been experiencing the ooozing speed this site tends to work at lately.  Sloths and your garden variety slugs seem to be sprinting around.

As you can see, the site looks radically different right now.  There are no plugins, and the theme is the default WordPress theme. 

It is also a LOT faster.

I have taken everything back to the basics here.  All the way back.  I will be spending the next day or two evaluating each plugin and checking out the Rottie theme for issues. 

I wasn’t going to say anything until it was time, but I have been working on a new theme design for the Rott, because the old one is …well, old.  The  basic code on it was written back when WP 1.5.2 was new.  There have been some major changes since then and I am sure that the architecture of the theme has areas that are waaaaaay out of date.  Up until now, I have been applying bandaids to the site each time a major update.  NOW I am completely rewriting the theme.

The site is functional this way, so you can still enjoy it.  If you experience some strangeness here from time-to-time, just wait — it will quickly pass.  Just be careful of the nails on the ground and that big gaping hole where the furnace used to be.

So let me know if you are having problems here…

UPDATE:

I am going to call it quits for a while and relax.  Sitting in this chair is killing me right now, and getting a bit irritable.

The page IS loading much faster, and that is the immediate goal here.  I need to re-iterate here that this layout and design is only TEMPORARY and you will have the site back to something that has the look and feel of the old site, with the upgrades and style improvements of the 2008 model.  As someone mentioned, much like the lines of the old classic cars with the upgraded chasis and powertrain.

UPDATE #2:

I reverted back to the original theme for the time being.  I am still going to be working on the new theme rewrite, but that is going to take me a while.  It will be cleaner, less cluttered, and much faster than it is right now.

I have kept a lot of plugins disabled right now — many of them are the sidebar modules.  I still have to go through them tomorrow — and yes, I will be disrupting things.  (I barely did anything here today)

UPDATE #3:

Some additional work has been done.  I am starting to agree with Misha that one of the culprits here is the Instant Bark.  I may have to find an alternative to it, or find a way to host it away from this particular installation.  It is strange, because the problem is so intermittent.  I don’t even get the errors most each time I load the page, which is telling me that the PHP4 that Hosting Matters has is just barely able to run the chat.

I need to bone up on JQuery.  Them kids — always coming out with more crap that I have to learn.  Oy!  Why can’t I just have JavaScript that I can actually read?  A simple modification with JayQueer and it takes an act of G-d.

Update #4:

Okay, I am four hot-buttered rums into this project tonight.  The cat is encroaching onto my keyboard, and is telling me that I really need to quit for the evening. 

It is looking pretty good, though I am having a bit of trouble with the comments.  I have an idea for the blockquote display, but my first attempt was a bit much.

The Instant Bark is shut down until further notice — at least until I can figure out how to keep it here without causing a lot of problems.  The weird thing is that it is only happening here at THIS site, and none of the others I have it installed at.

Oh well, good night.

58 Responses to “Advance Warning [Update x4 ]”
  1. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    dj; i hate to be too contrary (actually i love it ) but the site is loading fast and looks pretty good .

  2. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    dj; i hate to be too contrary (actually i love it ) but the site is loading fast and looks pretty good .

    How is that being contrary? The site WAS loading slow before I cut everything out and put this temporary theme in here.

    But yes, the site IS running a lot faster right now. Now I have to go through each of the seventy-something plugins to find out which ones aren’t playing nice.

    Incidently, the newer theme I am working on will look a LOT like this one. It will have some of the old theme’s look to it, but the fuctionality will be like this.

  3. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    dj; just trying to be funny. i certainly could not do your job.

  4. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Actually, with only a couple cosmetic tweaks this site would be absolutely aces especially with how FAST it loads now.

    I do have a personal preference for the more minimalist styles anyway. Keep up the outstanding work, Deej.

  5. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi

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    No probs so far. I am relieved, though. I thought I had done something icky again and incurred BC’s rath!

  6. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Why do I feel like I’m in an episode of “Dark Shadows”?

  7. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Love the speed, miss the retro look. Impressive work, Deej. May I suggest the soundtrack to Rumblefish for a little mood music while you bring the Rott to heel.

  8. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    I liked the old one. And if your looking for Mood music try songs by Nightwish.

  9. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I liked the old one. And if your looking for Mood music try songs by Nightwish.

    Did you miss the part where I said this was temporary?

    The new version of the theme will be fairly close to the look of the old one, but with a new chasis under it. Right now, I am using this theme to benchmark things.

  10. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    Hi DJ -

    I’m stuck with IE and use the sidebar - the comments screen is a bit too wide and I have to scroll left-right to read everything.

    Just FYI - thanks.

  11. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Just giving you my opinion. You did say you were working on a new theme.

  12. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I’m stuck with IE and use the sidebar - the comments screen is a bit too wide and I have to scroll left-right to read everything.

    What resolution are you using? If you can, try 1024×768. If you can’t, I will be making a narrower version that will allow people to choose depending on their computer or sight limitations. (I will have you covered, doncha worry…)

  13. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    “The new version of the theme will be fairly close to the look of the old one, but with a new chasis under it.”

    Kinda like the new Mustang or Camaro, closely resembles the original, but with mo’ betta, mo’ hotta parts under the skin and hood. End result being a faster, smoother, more capable ride that still has all the hangin’ it out over the edge fun of the original.

    Or, did I miss something in the translation??

  14. Skul Comment by Skul

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    For a minute, I thought I walked into a fern bar.
    I recognize most of the folks, so, it must be OK.
    Where’s my beer?

  15. Terrapod Comment by Terrapod

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    Eh?!! Whatcherdoing to the Rott?????
    I must be a dinosaur cause I LIKED the old format…. Then, maybe after a few more glasses of Glenfiddich, it may begin to look better……
    Lovely gun PrOn post…. is it one persons collection or just a montage?

  16. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    DJ,

    Loads fast so far. Thanks for the hard work keeping us right wing nuts happy.

  17. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Lovely gun PrOn post…. is it one persons collection or just a montage?

    All mine Terrapod, except for the ones in the comments. Except for the M1 Garand. That one was mine too.

    Deej

    I love ya brother and Lord knows I appreciate the work ya do here, really I do, but for the love of God man please be quick with this! I know it’s temporary but I’m so incredibly lost here and to be quite frank, I’m scared; very, very scared here Allyn.

    P.S. A smiley would have been nice so ya would’ve known that was tongue in cheek.

  18. Unregistered Comment by theshaman

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    I like the layout. Simple, fast, and effective. Frankly, I hope it stays like this. I think the previous layout was a little “busy” and cluttered for my tastes. Not that it was a bad layout, I just think I would prefer this one, or something close to it. Nice work anyway DJ.

  19. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    I like the layout. Nice change of pace, and not as… gaudy or ostentatoius at the last one.

  20. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    The new look! Take it away! Itt burrnnssss ussssss!!!

    All kidding aside Deej, I’m glad you’ve done this. My loading times were being clocked with a Chinese-knockoff sundial. It’s like any other restoration- sometimes ya gotta take it all the way to the bone and work from inside out.

  21. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    This is MOST different. But after the initial shock, not painful. Let us see what DJ has to say/do from here. Interesting!

  22. LXi Comment by LXi

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    DJ,

    Looks good… :) I like the clean look. (I know, it’s temporary…) I’ve been doing some WP stuff myself over on my blog, and you’re right - there are big changes just from 2.2 to 2.3. (There would be even more if they would drop PHP4 support, but I’m sure that’s not coming anytime soon…) You’ve definitely sped this up considerably with this theme. I’m sure the finished product will be great.

  23. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I still think DJ is engaged in a subtle but deliberate attempt to sabotage the Rott. :em93:

    I’ve got the tar heating right now. As soon as someone can get me some feathers, we’re in business!

  24. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I still think DJ is engaged in a subtle but deliberate attempt to sabotage the Rott.

    You thought this was subtle?

    But hey, you aren’t the first one to mention the word “sabatage” today. I got two emails earlier telling me that I need to knock it off, and that I was “deliberately sabataging” the site to disrupt things.

    It wears on ya, man.

  25. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Anyone who can devote their time and energy toward making this (or anyone else’s) site run faster/jump higher/not suffer from net irregularity, is tops in my book. DJ you’s one o the good guys! Don’t let the sidewalk supers grind ya down!!

  26. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    But hey, you aren’t the first one to mention the word “sabatage” today. I got two emails earlier telling me that I need to knock it off, and that I was “deliberately sabataging” the site to disrupt things.

    It wears on ya, man.

    Yeah. Kinda like how, if the site eats anyone’s previously-appearing comments, I’m usually the first one to get blamed. Funny how that happens.

  27. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    DJ, my own “accusation” is purely in jest. I just wanted to try out my Tar-O-Matic with the RapidHeat attachment and you are the most convenient target.

  28. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    DJ: I am relieved that Misha never installed a self destruct option.

    You’d be too tempted, just to see the bang :em95:

  29. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    It would only be sabotage if the pretty doggie and the two shields were to disappear from the top bar to be replaced by a green crescent and a winking camel. :em02:

  30. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    “The Winking Camel” wasn’t that a sleeezy bar in the backwaters of Tangier???

  31. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    DJ: I am relieved that Misha never installed a self destruct option.

    You’d be too tempted, just to see the bang

    I have it right here, but the wires are cut to it.

  32. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    “‘The Winking Camel’ wasn’t that a sleeezy bar in the backwaters of Tangier???”

    Gosh, I personally would have no knowledge about that, LC GuyS.

    But I hear that’s where Yassir Ahmfacact used to hang out with OBL and Soddom’s boys.

    [whining voice] Hey DJ, when are the block quote enablers coming back? [whining off]

  33. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Damn, but this looks almost good enough to keep as is, Deej. Well, except for the background pattern which somehow reminds me of the wallpaper of a funeral parlor… Hmmm… Now that I think of it.

    Anyway, I know it’s temporary, I just wanted you to know that for a temporary design while you’re working hard on the site, you put together a damn good one. Still has enough of the “Rott Look” to instantly tell you that you’re in the right place, but DAMN it loads faster.

    Your efforts are MUCH appreciated.

    And to the select few among you thinking that this is some deliberate, out-of-the-blue attempt to confuse/confuzzle and mess up the site, I would have you know that Deej is doing exactly what I had HOPED that he could find time to do (and then some). I’d been wondering about the old design for some time, wanting to clean it up but not knowing quite where to start, so I talked to Deej about it in hopes that he might jump into the shark pool. Thankfully, as always, he volunteered himself and his time right away.

    Just so you know that this project has my full endorsement and was initiated at my request with my blessings.

    To those of you just joking about it: Never mind. I wasn’t talking to you :-)

  34. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Deej, re the site destruct button, Thanks for the stress relief. Even though I have absolutely no Rott induced stress (in fact the exact opposite), it was fun to click something called “destruct button”: several times just for general principle.

    I can only imagine how many times you’ve clicked it!

  35. LC Fiar Comment by LC Fiar

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    I pushed the button and nothing happened. Just like a Liberal to install a destruct button that doesn’t destroy anything. ;) You could make it redirect people to a blank page or something. Then at least some people would think they destroyed something.

    I’d love to see the faces of anyone who thinks, “Fuck! Shit! I really did destroy the Rott.”

    It probably wouldn’t take too long to realize they just got redirected.

  36. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Fiar

    Now that would be one helluva April Fools day prank. What say you Sire?

  37. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Crunchie, as you requested, I sent you an e-mail.

  38. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Don’t go giving him any ideas, Crunchie… his last April Fools prank was more than enough. :)

  39. LC Fiar Comment by LC Fiar

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    LC Moriarty That was quite a trick, wasn’t it?

  40. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Testing the new buttons for Bold

    Testing for Italics

    Testing for a great link

    Here is a blockquote

    I have been known to make missakes.

  41. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Hey Deej, in all seriousness thank you for all the hard work you do for us rightwing deathbeats. Despite the rough handling, you are a true friend of the Rott. And a better man than me. You’re update #3 had my eyes glazed over like a Bangkok whore staring at a Southern Baptist preacher.

  42. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    You’re update #3 had my eyes glazed over like a Bangkok whore staring at a Southern Baptist preacher.

    Crunchie, was that glazed with anticipation, or dread?
    Also- to you and all the other Jarheads in the audience- Happy Birthday, Marine.

  43. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Well Bill H, since you put it that way…I guess it could be either one. And thank you BTW, drink up!

  44. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    And thank you BTW, drink up!

    Next round is on me- Spaten Optimator for everyone!

  45. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Testing block quotes.

  46. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    OK, the National Flag background in blockquotes is definitely cool Deej!

  47. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    OK, the National Flag background in blockquotes is definitely cool Deej!

    Yeah, but I need to find a better graphic

  48. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    DJ Allyn, ITW says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 12:20 PM

    DJ: I am relieved that Misha never installed a self destruct option.

    You’d be too tempted, just to see the bang

    I have it right here, but the wires are cut to it.

    What, you haven’t noticed the collar with the flashing red light?

    Work hard, Deej, and don’t lose your head.

  49. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    Whatchuu talkin’ ’bout Willis??

    cntrl ++++

    Oh! You ain’t Willis!

  50. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    My old roomate brews beer, dudes a hippy.. he grew weed too…. not like the cops in israel give a shit.

  51. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    If the fedral government would fight the war on terror like the war on drugs we’d be alot safer, not going against the war on drugs.. but a punk smoking weed aint the end of the world..

  52. Unregistered Comment by Casey

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    DJ, speaking as an objective, text-oriented, “communication is critical” “purist,” I really, really like the new look. Very nice! I would even venture to employ the term “elegant.” :)

    In fact, I shall do so: the new Imperial Interface is magnificently elegant! And it’s reel purty, too. Heh.

  53. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I am officially tired now. I have to be up early in the morning for a doctor’s visit, so I need to get my butt to bed.

    How is it looking so far?

  54. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Testing my new headline button

    Yay! It works!

  55. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    How is it looking so far?

    Pretty gol-damneed good, Deej. The comments page actually loads with something akin to speed, and is actually quite a lot easier to read.

  56. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    you’re having too much fun with the scrolly banner at the top of the site Deej. I’m coming her just to read THAT man….are you trying to distract us from more pressing issues???…like talkin’ Rock ‘n’ Roll?

  57. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Nice to have the Rott character back in the theme, while maintaining good speed. I’m a huge fan of the KISS principle. Seems generally more readable/contrasty–a good thing for these 50ish eyes. No problems. Thanks DeeJ. Can’t believe no one’s run with the Rumblefish soundtrack–collaboration by Stewart Copeland and Stan Ridgeway. Minimalist. Surreal. Kinda like DeeJ’s project here. Unfortunately, Port Arthur’s own Queen Ida and her Bon Temps Zydeco Band’s performance in the movie didn’t make the soundtrack–another reason to just go get her music directly–I’m sure she needs the royalties.

  58. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    DJ,

    Nice! Thank you for all the hard work!