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Sir Christopher brings us this bit of news that gets even our lethargic Muse out of her stupor:

NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Residents along a cul-de-sac told police they saw a small fire near the spot where the burned and beheaded body of a convicted sex offender was found.

I guess he won’t be raping anybody anymore then.

He was identified by the Michigan State Police through a fingerprint taken from his burned hand. The print also revealed Sorensen had been a registered sex offender in Illinois.

Sorensen’s head has not been found and a cause of death has not been released.

Sudden separation of head from shoulders? Massive burns? More importantly: Who really gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut?

“Who would do something like this to my son? It’s not real to me right now,” said his father, Jim.

Dunno, Jim, but right off the top of my head words like “statutory rape” and “underage girls” suggest all manner of explanations, particularly when they, as in your son’s case, are used in combination.

Sorenson, of River Rouge, worked as a bar bouncer, his father told WJBK-TV.

The criminal sexual conduct charge stemmed from a relationship the younger Sorenson had had with an underage girl, his father said. His sex offender status was “a cloud that hung over his head,” his mother Kim told WXYZ-TV.

Finding the head should be no problem then: Just look for the damn cloud, why don’t you?

“He was a good person … but he had a rough life,” Kim Sorenson said.

Wonderful boy, when he wasn’t busy raping underage girls but hey, why bother with minor details like that?

Now, would somebody please sweep that greasy smear off the damn road before it stinks up the neighborhood?

UPDATE: The plot thickens, thanks to this link from alert reader Sunfish.

From reading this, it’s apparent that the government of Michigan seems to be unable to understand their own laws. Either that, or the media are still trying to get the facts right, it’s one of the two. Early reports stated that Sorenson was a registered fourth class sexual offender, which is strange considering that Sorenson, being 17 at the time of his offense, certainly wasn’t five years older than his victim, who was 14. Even using that sad substitute for real learning that is known as “New Math”, we can’t find a way of subtracting 14 from 17 and ending up with 5 or more.

Of course, this is only true if his fourth class status was assigned because of age. The other possibilities are rape (in more than “just” the statutory sense), incest or abuse of authority, but then the “oh, but they were just teens in love” defense certainly falls apart rather quickly.

Either way, the fact that he was 17 and she 14 certainly turns it into an entirely different sort of crime than if he’d been 19, 24 or 30. Is it still wrong for 17-year-olds to go around crawling into the panties of 14-year-old girls? You betcha it is, at least according to this stuck up old fuddy-duddy Emperor, but it hardly falls into the “let’s saw off his head and set his body on fire” category. More like the “son, you’re about to get a severe beating, and then I don’t expect you to ever darken this family’s doorstep again” category, at least if it was a 14-year-old daughter of ours.

And then there’s the other issue, which is that it turns out it wasn’t a killing motivated by anger, righteous or not, at all. It was a couple of sick, deranged, ready-for-a-trip-on-old-sparky teens looking for a “thrill.” Call us heartless if you must, but in our learned opinion, beasts who consider it a “thrill” to stab, murder and mutilate people who’ve done them no wrong need to be dragged outside behind the shed and shot in the face at the earliest possible opportunity. Giving scum like that a trial is a criminal waste of taxpayer funds, not to mention a highly offensive way of treating subhuman filth as if it was worthy of being called “human” in the first place.

No, we still don’t think that Sorenson was a choir boy. Again you may call us hopelessly old-fashioned and a bit of a prude if you feel thusly inclined, but 17-year-olds humping little girls isn’t kosher in this Emperor’s point of view. But it certainly doesn’t merit murder, beheading and mutilation. A good old-fashioned ass-whupping would have sufficed.

Consider ourself corrected by the additional facts, and may G-d lend his family strength. He fucked up back then (as do a lot of people, but wall-to-wall counseling will usually fix that sort of thing), but he certainly didn’t deserve this end.

65 Responses to “Garbage Disposal (UPDATED)”
  1. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    Wow! You reich wingers certainly have alot of respect for the dead!

    No wonder your all so overjoyed that Shrub has killed 3 million brown people in Iraq!

  2. Ralph Gizzip Comment by Ralph Gizzip

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    Now that smells like teen spirit!

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Wow! You reich wingers certainly have alot of respect for the dead!

    Particularly this kind of dead vermin. I respect him a lot more now that he’s not wasting my oxygen.

    No wonder your all so overjoyed that Shrub has killed 3 million brown people in Iraq!

    Now, now. Even for a satire troll, that’s just plain silly. I mean, what would be the point in killing off 3 million brown people? How are we supposed to enslave them if they’re pushing up daisies? We have lawns that need cutting, crops that need harvesting, uranium mines that need digging, oil wells that need drilling etc. etc. etc.

    Dead people sure aren’t going to do that for us, so come on now, be a little logical here.

  4. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    The criminal sexual conduct charge stemmed from a relationship the younger Sorenson had had with an underage girl, his father said.

    Are you kidding me? Does this Idiotarian not realize that a ‘relationship’ with an underage girl is a crime?

    The bastard is damn lucky he wasn’t shredded in a wood chipper from a barge in the Gulf of Mexico. And this idiot father should be nutted so not to pollute the gene pool ever again.

    Wow! You reich wingers certainly have alot of respect for the dead!

    This pervert lives on, kayinmaine, in the hearts and minds of people like you that have absolutely no respect for other people or other people’s property.

    Too bad there isn’t enough of him left to piss on.

  5. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    “Who would do something like this to my son? It’s not real to me right now,”

    May’haps,,Someone who values kicks over all the pain and damage that would arise from the crime?

    Or,, someone who has lost so much in such a horrible way, that there’s nothing of a future left but pain,, and the perpetrator is whimpering about the constraints of the monitoring procedures .. thoroughly enraging to a grieving, pain wracked soul.

    ‘Just a couple guesses..

  6. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    If this was an adult who had preyed on young girls/boys, then I have no sympathy for him. However, “sex offender” is a wide net that captures:
    1. the truly evil
    2. a 19 yr old having relations with a 17 yr old
    3. public urination
    4. clicking on the wrong website
    5. being overly amorous at a bar with the wrong person (say, the DA’s secretary)
    6. you fill in the blank

    Now, look at a map and see how far Northville Township, MI is from Dearborn Heights, then consider the method of execution, and tell me if Sharia isn’t the story here.

  7. Unregistered Comment by theshaman

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    I’m with useful idiot on this. If, say, the guy was 19 and the girl was 17, and it was all consensual, then I really don’t think he did anything morally wrong. If he was 25 and she was 14 or something then yeah, fuck him. But I don’t like the idea of slagging the guy when we don’t know for certain what he did.

  8. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    The guy was 26.

    Spare the rod, spoil the child, kayinmaine

  9. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    The guy was 26.

    And how long ago was the guy convicted of his offense? How old was he at the time, and how old was the “underaged girl”? All it mentions is the fact that he had been convicted in the past in Illinois of a sexual conduct charge. It doesn’t say when it happened or what the age difference was. For all we know, it very well could have been a 19-year old with a 16 or 17-year old girl.

    Sorensen’s head has not been found and a cause of death has not been released.

    I’m thinking that even Dr Greg House could easily determine what the cause of death was…

  10. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    kayinmaine
    pulls a train
    of sex offenders.

    Actually, I know of people ending up as “offenders” for mooning people. The most hillarious of these events is a pair of cars full of drunk jerkoffs mooning each other at 90 mph. Yup, registry and the whole nine yards.

    On a more upbeat note. a local woman some years ago, walked into a courtroom and shot to death her son’s molester. He had multiple other sex offense convictions. I would never have convicted her. The law failed her and her son, as well as other victims. Get a rope!

  11. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    I’m thinking that even Dr Greg House could easily determine what the cause of death was…

    Let’s just say he’s ahead of the game…. :LOL:

    I hope Dr. House is a psychologist, he’d know a ‘headcase’ when he sawed one!

    (Where are the smileys, Deej?)

  12. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    theshaman
    I think you are right. The guy is 26. I found that he was arrested in 2000, and it was statutory rape. A 19 year old having consensual sex with a younger girl. If an older, but underaged teenager, BFD

    The sex offender arrests can be really screwy. This kid was 15 and performed consensual oral sex on a 17 year old girl. He was arrested as a sex offender and jailed. He was just let out of prison.

  13. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Its really messed up how the law procecutes these cases. Parents should be held more accountale for their offsprings actions. Kids are way to sexualized far to early.

  14. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Gotta agree with some of the comments here. If the guy raped a child, yea, let’s agree that all ended well. However, if this was some dude who just so happened to be with a woman 16 or 17, burning/beheading is extreme and sets a dangerous precedent. I’d want to know more detail before I cheer on his demise.

  15. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    This is pretty radical shit for this sort of crime. Not that I have major problems with it. But most parents would have just shot him, maybe then a flick of the BIC. I have to wonder if something else was involved here……..I could see a Muslim doing this, especially with his head and body parting company.

  16. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    News reports state that he was registered as a 4th degree sex offender (presumably in Michigan) defined under The Michigan Penal Code as “sexual contact with another person and if any of the following circumstances exist:”

    (a) That other person is at least 13 years of age but less than 16 years of age, and the actor is 5 or more years older than that other person.

    (b) Force or coercion is used to accomplish the sexual contact. Force or coercion includes, but is not limited to, any of the following circumstances:

    (i) When the actor overcomes the victim through the actual application of physical force or physical violence.

    (ii) When the actor coerces the victim to submit by threatening to use force or violence on the victim, and the victim believes that the actor has the present ability to execute that threat.

    (iii) When the actor coerces the victim to submit by threatening to retaliate in the future against the victim, or any other person, and the victim believes that the actor has the ability to execute that threat. As used in this subparagraph, “to retaliate” includes threats of physical punishment, kidnapping, or extortion.

    (iv) When the actor engages in the medical treatment or examination of the victim in a manner or for purposes which are medically recognized as unethical or unacceptable.

    (v) When the actor achieves the sexual contact through concealment or by the element of surprise.

    (c) The actor knows or has reason to know that the victim is mentally incapable, mentally incapacitated, or physically helpless.

    (d) That other person is related to the actor by blood or affinity to the third degree and the sexual contact occurs under circumstances not otherwise prohibited by this chapter. It is an affirmative defense to a prosecution under this subdivision that the other person was in a position of authority over the defendant and used this authority to coerce the defendant to violate this subdivision. The defendant has the burden of proving this defense by a preponderance of the evidence. This subdivision does not apply if both persons are lawfully married to each other at the time of the alleged violation.

    (e) The actor is a mental health professional and the sexual contact occurs during or within 2 years after the period in which the victim is his or her client or patient and not his or her spouse. The consent of the victim is not a defense to a prosecution under this subdivision. A prosecution under this subsection shall not be used as evidence that the victim is mentally incompetent.

    (f) That other person is at least 16 years of age but less than 18 years of age and a student at a public or nonpublic school, and the actor is a teacher, substitute teacher, or administrator of that public or nonpublic school. This subdivision does not apply if the other person is emancipated or if both persons are lawfully married to each other at the time of the alleged violation.

    Take your pick.

  17. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Interesting, Moriarty.

    That means that, with him being 19 at the time, she was either:

    1) 13 or 14 years old.
    2) Threatened into having sex with wonderboy.
    3) Retarded.
    4) A blood relative.
    5) A patient of his in a mental health situation (I think we can disregard this one).
    6) 16 or 17 AND a student of his (I suppose it’s possible).

    Nope, I don’t think I’ll be pulling out my Kleenex for this one.

    P.S.: Re the beheading, I suppose it could point toward a mooselimb revenge killing (not that I care what the motivation was if he was guilty of raping a 13 year old), but let’s face it, it’s also quite possible that the garbage disposal squad did it to make the body harder to identify. They love that bit in the movies, so I don’t consider it unlikely that a bunch of first time “hitmen” would think that this would keep them in the clear.

  18. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Also, there’s no such thing as a “4th” (or “fourth”) “degree sex offender” in Illinois. The definitions there apparently specify a “Class” of misdemeanor or felony. (If someone wants to make sense out of their Criminal Code, be my guest.)

    It’s worth noting that it’s common for sex offenders to enter into a plea bargains, and we’ll probably never know what lead to his conviction.

    You’re also left to wonder if this is someone who habitually ran “with a dangerous crowd.”

    (ummm… QED?)

  19. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Actually, it sounds more like a revenge killing for something else and the fact that he was a sex offender just makes for better news. I think we need more information.

  20. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    So he fucked an underage (probably fucking Repuke fucking inbred offspring) broad? Who the fuck fucking cares? Fuck them fucking Nazi fucks!

    He was an Iraq vet - what did he know and WHO wanted him silenced? THAT is the abomination!

  21. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    So he fucked an underage (probably fucking Repuke fucking inbred offspring) broad? Who the fuck fucking cares? Fuck them fucking Nazi fucks!

    He was an Iraq vet - what did he know and WHO wanted him silenced? THAT is the abomination!

    your not funny.

  22. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Wow. kayinmaine.

    Living proof that Um Yeah, Jbeez, H, CB and a turkey baster…

    Nah.

    Just can’t go there.

  23. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    BTW:

    He was an Iraq vet - what did he know and WHO wanted him silenced? THAT is the abomination!

    It’s nearly Veteran’s Day and my closest friend is a disabled “Iraq vet.”

    Kindly shut the fuck up.

  24. Unregistered Comment by Sidious

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    News reports state that he was registered as a 4th degree sex offender (presumably in Michigan) defined under The Michigan Penal Code as “sexual contact with another person and if any of the following circumstances exist:”

    Do you have any articles that state for sure where he committed the offense?
    From reading the article in the OP, it seems that he did it in Illinois, and going by your link, it’s an offense if you’re 17 or older and the other person is under 17.

  25. Unregistered Pingback by Sex offender found dead

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    […] it’s a real mystery why anyone would have killed him […]

  26. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    Kayinmaine: I think the only thing known here, is that you need your medication, wet packs and to be returned to the sanitarium. Run along now, the men in the white coats are waiting….

  27. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Kay,

    Do what the voices tell you to do and go asphyxiate yourself. Pronto!

  28. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Do you have any articles that state for sure where he committed the offense?

    Several news reports state he was convicted in Illinois.

    Interestingly, the Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry doesn’t return any hits on “Sorensen.” (It does, however return a search for a 21-year-old “Drew Sorenson” registered for “Criminal Sexual Conduct 4th Degree (Multiple Variables)”.

    Just guessing, but either they’ve deleted him from the site or the MSM is suffering from its usual case of olecranoanal confusion. (They’re unable to distinguish their ass from their elbow.)

  29. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    according to one article sorensen was 17, the girl 14 ( her e-mails apparently indicated 16??) it happened in illinois, does not mention intercourse just sexual conduct ??? later article indicates/ implies drug deal gone bad?

  30. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    i checked the illinois statutes. (e) “Sexual conduct” means any intentional or knowing touching or fondling by the victim or the accused, either directly or through clothing, of the sex organs, anus or breast of the victim or the accused,

  31. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Jumping to conclusions can lead to a messy problematic landing. The vic of this heinous crime, even if not a choir boy, probably wasn’t the kind of “sex offender” I’d really worry about. Lotsa “registered sex offenders” are nothing more than johns, prostitutes, or like this guy, slightly too old boys with slightly too young girls. Sure, it’s all still criminal conduct; but it’s surely not the kind of crap someone needs to be tagged with their whole lives, nor is it right that such minor offenders should be automatically lumped in with John Wayne Gacey or Howard Steven Ault and their ilk. When I check my local sex offender database, I don’t want the evil hidden in a crowd of stupid. These laws need to change and we would all do well to think and get some background before dumping on a deceased and his family.

  32. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Agree with AyUaxe on this. Also, as much as I have not the slightest liking for anything Muslim, the head removal strikes me as a clumsy attempt to throw investigators off. I’d bet it was related to a drug deal.

  33. Unregistered Comment by roguetek

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    I have insufficient data to draw conclusions about the conduct of the deceased. However, the current ’sex offender’ registry is a bloody mess. It is -way- to easy to wind up on the list, there is no differentation, and it is not consistant from State to State.

  34. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    I don’t want the evil hidden in a crowd of stupid.

    Great phrase AyUaxe

  35. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Ditto that Useful Idiot. AyUaxe said a whole helluva lot with that and he is 100% correct. I met my ex-wife when I was 17 and she was 15. I turned 18 just before she turned 16. Today I could very easily have ended up as a registered sex offender.

    Our just desire to control the true pedophiles is getting a lot of minor offenders lumped into a category of truly dangerous people and eventually we will all collectively either a) treat sex offender lists the same way we treat car alarms, or b) ruin a lot of lives over minor stuff.

  36. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    It’s making the news now: the fine human being in question was killed by two “thrill seekers” and the killing had little or nothing to do with his status as a sex offender.

    The same article says he was convicted at 17 of having sex with a 14-year-old girl in Illinois.

    Here’s the story I found

    Kayinmaine, correct me if I’m wrong, but someone convicted of a sex crime at 17 would be unlikely to be allowed into the military, no? Which means that you sir/ma’am, are a lying sack, correct?

  37. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    kay, do you have any fucking idea of how many of us infidels the hardcore “brown people” would be killing? 3,000,000 ain’t shit. For their messiah to return, 2/3rds of the worlds population must first die. Anybody got a figure on that real quick? Add a shitpot of zeroes. As for “statutory” rape as teenagers, both were under the age of majority(18-21). You seen a lot of the 14 year old girls these days? They don’t tell you, you don’t know. At 17, in that situation, you’re not likely to ask. Now, when it comes to sick old shits fucking what they’re babysitting, these people should be pumped full of drugs that make sure they won’t pass out and fed slowly, feet first, into a woodchipper. Beheading is too good and quick a death. I tend to agree with the threads that this was a: revenge for something, or b: a deal gone wrong and some smoke to hide the tracks.

  38. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Kayinmaine

    Just in case you haven’t yet noticed, you have a huge bullseye on your forehead now… You will find this to be quite “entertaining”… You see, the LCs and other contributors to this blog are, for the most part, decent, hard-working, well-educated, well-travelled folks who display common sense within their loyalty to their country and fellow citizens. We are NOT maniacs, sickos or other forms of evil nazis, try as you may, but we do NOT take kindly to socialists and those who have turn the justice system into a farce, show disloyalty to their country and fellow citizens, turn traitors because it seems fashionable, or just like to be plain insulting shitheads just for the sake of it. You’ll find great folks from Kuwait, Australia, Britain, Canada, Denmark and in your own U.S. who enjoy sharing thoughts and debates on this or that opinion. Contrary to popular belief, we welcome differing perspectives when offered in good faith and honesty. We admire keen intellect (hello Fanusi, how’ya doing?) and many LCs are well-accomplished professionals, and I consider sharing comments with these people as a precious gift. And it is certainly a treat to see that they all share a sense of duty and honour which is sadly lacking in today’s world.

    Everytime you post a comment, and you are welcome to do so, keep the above in mind. Best wishes from Canada.

  39. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Hardclimber

    nice commentary

    Don’t forget China! Although, he might not have posted in your time here.

  40. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    Re: Kayinmaine

    I went over to her blog, didn’t post, but read the rules that inform the posters if they are belligerent trolls, she’s not putting up with it. Further, she will “out” them, meaning she will trace their IP, and reveal their e mail address. And yet, she comes over here and behaves like a belligerent troll.
    Yawn. Not really surprised.

  41. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Pearls before swine, Hardclimber, but thanks for the effort. When you deal with jerks like Kay, there’s little you can do to reason with them.

    Another possibility is that it’s someone pretending to be Kay, wandering over here to stir up trouble and provoke a RottAttack over at her place.

    Eh. Whatever.

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    Please Kayinmaine, it’s embarrassing enough that we belong to the same species, let alone state. For the sake of -whatever- you hold dear, -try- to be civil?

  43. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    psychochick LC Moriarty

    Thank you folks, now lets see what comes out of this… If this turns into regular “attacks”, Misha and or DJ can “spike” this nonsense damn quick. I am, however, a hopeless optimist, and hope that this person can at least entertain different views without turning rabid. That being said, I have yet to meet a socialist who could consider doing such.

    Your kind words are most welcome.

  44. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Moriarty

    Sorry, your name did not highlight in my previous post. I apologize for my oversight…

  45. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    You’ll find great folks from Kuwait, Australia, Britain, Canada, Denmark
    and in your own U.S. who enjoy sharing thoughts

    Who ever said fascism was confined to America?

    ps reich wingers don’t “think”, that’s what us non cross burning
    progressives do.

  46. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Who ever said fascism was confined to America?

    yep you’re right, there’s plenty of progressives er fascists ALLLLL over the world.

    ps reich wingers don’t think stink, that’s what us non cross burning
    progressives do.

    I took the trouble of correcting your typo dekay….

    you can thank me by choking on your bong water

  47. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    kayinmaine

    Here is what I think… You’re between 16 and 19 years old, you’re a student (mediocre at best) who read a line or two on the internet and has convinced herself she has all the answers regarding how the world should run. You call everyone and anyone not in agreement with your restricted views “fascists, nazis, reich wingers and cross burning idiots”. You enjoy provoking people thru the internet because that way, there is no risk to yourself. You call yourself “progressive” but your views and perspectives date back from the days of the Inquisition. You suffer from an inferiority complex due to your being brought up in a middle class, suburban environment which actually allowed you the right to have a life, but could never do anything worthwhile with it. You are angry, and unhappy with yourself, and decided the rest of the world had to listen to your rants. Here’s news, rant at will. For your information, as mentionned in post #38, we welcome different point of views, something you obviously are unable to grasp since you do not have sufficient life experience to call yourself “accomplished”. Grow up, acquire some manners and intellectual insight, then come back and debate your points to your heart’s content. Oh, and get a job since obviously a career is out of your intellectual reach, then you can start offering ways and views as to how to make the world a better place without dumping all over those with a different opinion. You might want to take on the likes of LC Moriarty LC crunchie Fanusi Kiyal who have proven to be EXTREMELY well-educated, well-read, well-travelled, in short world class people with intelligence and world experience second to none. ALL the LCs are decent, hard-working, caring and believing in their respective countries without necessarily agreeing with all of these countries policies, but they are LOYAL to flag, fellow citizens and themselves.

    I think I have been moderate and polite here, and will unlikely entertain answering any more of your provocation until you displayed a minimum of “savoir vivre” in your posts. Dosvedanya…

  48. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Fanusi Kiyal

    My apologies, your name did not bold in my previous post. Hopefully the Management can correct this flaw…

  49. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    No worries Hardclimber.

    Frankly, I’m very disappointed in Kay. The piss-poor quality of trolls these days just doesn’t compare with the Old School.

    (What ever happened to the inchoate, bedwetting hysterics of cB, the blathering idiocy of Jbeez, the dope-smoking incoherence of UmYeah and Mo’ and the high-tensile strength feces-flinging, incoherence of H?)

    Sigh. Those were the good old days, when a Rott Chew Toy™ lasted at least a week before you got tired of it.

    Kay, you have a long, long way to go.

  50. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Gah. Can sumbuddy please fix the trademark?

  51. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Moriarty

    Well, it is encouraging to hear! So, you telling me this person is a rank amateur… Heheheheh, can’t wait to see YOU unleash your intellect against a “soft target”! (supposing, of course, that you decide to waste said precious intellect on such pettiness). Best wishes from Canada…

  52. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Is this thread about KayinMaine or about a couple of buttmonkeys who decided they needed the only “thrill” you can get when you kill someone, saw their head off, and burn the body?

    AyUaxe @ #31 would have taken the words right out of my mouth had I paid attention to this thread. It is so easy for someone to initially see “Sex Offender” “killed”, and start breaking out the champaigne and fireworks.

    I know a kid like the victim in this case. He was 18, she was 16 and her daddy went ballistic and had the kid charged, tried, and convicted. He did 90 days in jail and will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. (they are married now — he is 23 and she is 21)

    But still, he has a hard time finding a job, and an even harder time finding a place to live. The schools in the neighborhood get the notifications and before long all of the neighbors make it too rough for him to hang around.

    Save the scarlet letter for the REAL fucknozzles. Better yet, don’t let the REAL fucknozzles out of jail — ever. If a person warrants “registration”, then they shouldn’t be out and about.

  53. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Who ever said fascism was confined to America?

    ps reich wingers don’t “think”, that’s what us non cross burning
    progressives do.

    Oh good gaawwd. Is that the best you can do? Damn…if you’re going to come in here and shit on the carpet at least make the effort of entertaining us with some well thought out remarks…not what you just spit at a schoolmate at Jr. High this morning.

  54. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Is this thread about KayinMaine or about a couple of buttmonkeys who decided they needed the only “thrill” you can get when you kill someone, saw their head off, and burn the body?

    Beats me. I’m with Misha on this one. Sounds like suspects are in custody, the victim’s status as a “sex offender” has been clarified (and appears unrelated to his fate) and we should await further news to see if justice is served. It appears to be a horrible crime perpetrated by horrible people and my thoughts and sympathies lie with Sorenson’s family. There’s not much else to say or do now.

    Then our little Kay showed up and started trolling, here and elsewhere. Despite knowing better, some of us rose to the temptation and fed her, while Hardclimber, gentleman that he is, actually tried reasoning with her.

    I’m simply pointing out that Kay pales before the crazy-as-a-shithouse-rat trolls of yore, who were occasionally fun to pummel. (Not that I’d like to see them back, though.) She’s boring and insipid and her 15 minutes are about up.

  55. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    I apologize in advance for piling on, especially after being admonished not to, but I’d like to correct one thing in Hardclimber’s brilliant assessment of Kaywithnobrains. He said she was about 18 or 19. Well, from the pics of her (if indeed it is her) on her blog, 19 was quite some time ago, probably before the music died.

  56. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Hey Guys,

    I’m not much of a geek. I went to the dreaded blog. Can you really trace someone’s IP and get their e-mail address? If so, that’s kind of scary.

  57. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    You can trace an IP…but the only way to get an e-mail addy is if you register there with it. Blowing smoke up people’s asses she is.

  58. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    As did I psychochick. She’s talking shit, not that it should be a surprise. As for the blog…………not impressed, to say the least. One thing, among many, I love about the Rott is the sharing of ideas and debate. I’ve learned a great deal from all parties. You won’t see that in Maine. A piss poor second, make that tenth, to the Rott. I don’t plan on going back……………..

  59. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    I’m not much of a geek. I went to the dreaded blog. Can you really trace someone’s IP and get their e-mail address? If so, that’s kind of scary.

    You can trace an IP…but the only way to get an e-mail addy is if you register there with it. Blowing smoke up people’s asses she is.

    Yep. Of course, if you want to drop by anonymously, either get a copy of XeroBank Browser use a proxy server. Hushmail handles the email. All are free.

    She’s an utter Rube.

  60. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Deej
    Bravo on #52, well said and couldn’t agree more.

  61. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    Psychochick asks

    I’m not much of a geek. I went to the dreaded blog. Can you really trace someone’s IP and get their e-mail address? If so, that’s kind of scary.

    She can get the IP address of the poster. That’s no surprise, really. When you connect to her web server to request a page you automatically send your IP so that the server knows where to send the page. It’s just four numbers [1-255].[1-255].[1-255].[1-255]. It may also have an associated machine name that will tell the reader that your computer is connected to the internet as a dial-up somewhere in the western US (mine shows up as New York, even though I’m actually in Colorado). Whether there’s a name or whether that name even means anything depends on what your sysadmin or ISP did to keep those records current.

    She can only ‘out’ the email address which you give her when you register, if you register and if you give a correct email address. Otherwise, she has nothing.

  62. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    Nothing about Chimpys Black Ops securing neo-con Pakistan?

    Hey reich wing fascist neocons - your orders are to hate all “Negros”!

    Move over al-Qaida! John Negro-ponte is back in town! Oh yes. John Negro-ponte won’t be there to make peace with Musharraf on behalf of the United States, but will however, get tips from Musharraf on how to take over a country and will also spend lots of time figuring out where in Pakistan Negro-ponte can set up American Taliban death squads to get the training they need (Blackwater is having a difficult time right now getting their training in Iraq, because there are WAY too many US soldiers there keeping tabs on this death squads. See? The surge is working!).

    Rejoice for Blackwater!

  63. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Moriarty

    Hardclimber, gentleman that he is, actually tried reasoning with her.

    Thank you, you’re too kind, but that time is past… Can’t debate or share intelligent thoughts with a mind-deprived child (don’t care how old she is, she talks like a teenager).

    You will find me bringing up comments with people actually able to form coherent thoughts and not afraid to offer honest opinions. That thing did not yet see me when I’m really peeve at something or another… should I decide to waste my time blasting away at a pea-brained idiot, of course…
    Speaking of another keen intellect, I kinda miss Fanusi! There’s another person among so many I thoroughly enjoy reading every he posts comments!

  64. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Folks

    Reference my #63, when I mentionned “Speaking of another keen intellect” I was refering to you, fellow LCs, not me! I’m just a retired jet jockey with simple tastes…
    Heck, sounded like I was blowing my own horn, which I refuse to do… Just thought the correction was needed…
    DJ Completely agreed on your #52! I stand corrected Sir.

  65. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    :em98: Must be some damn good drugs she’s on…I could almost envy her, but pity remains prominent. What in the hell ever happened to good trolls? This low brow, low quality we read now leaves me cold. I can’t even laugh at them, that damn pity again. It’s irritating, I say…irritating!