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…and it’s a bar set so high that it may never be crossed again.

LC Darth Bacon supplies us with a link to something so cosmically stupid that if imbecility were a weapon, the universe as we know it would have ceased to exist the day it was posted.

But we must issue a warning before you click through, if you choose to do so: Reading the full text at the link may irreparably lower your IQ, so we suggest reading it in small installments with breaks taken off to bolster your undoubtedly shaken and flabbergasted intellect by reading a chapter or two of your high school physics textbooks. Or anything less monumentally moronic than the site linked to, for that matter. A Kindergarten introductory reader should do nicely.

The Bali bombing? It was Teh Jooooos™, of course, because… Well, because of something, dammit. Oh, and it was a magical, six inch nuke too! Yep. So now you know.

Pardon us while we go dip our brain in a tub full of bleach.

61 Responses to “Teh Stupid™ Sets a New Standard”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    First !!!!

    I’ve got the bleach IV running full bore. I’m sure I’ll feel better in a few hours. My synapses were so overwhelmed by the article that I was incapable of even trying to post it. The Emperor’s muse MUST be back in residence.

    :em95:

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    It’s just……just….. :em98:

    I can’t begin to…… :em98:

    Hey Bro….pass that IV over here ASAP! :em38:

  3. LC Shamalama Comment by LC Shamalama

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    Not the Evil Coded Radio-Squirt™. And the ensuing Judeo-Christian Road Show.

    And Teh Jooooos™ even used the Plutonium 239 manufactured at the Dimona nuclear facility in the Negev Desert, delivered by American and Israeli swimmer to maximize security.

    This atrocity was the “punishment” meted out to Australians and others opposed to the Judeo-Christian Crusade against Islam. Ordinary everyday people, Australians in particular, who had earlier been sensible enough and brave enough to speak out against their Prime Minister’s slavish obedience to Ariel Sharon and George W. Bush in their ruthless quest to loot and destroy the Middle East. But the fission monster from hell was also designed to send a very clear and unmistakable message to like-minded dissidents in Britain: “Jump on the crusade bandwagon quickly, or our Dimona thought-reform folk will pay you a visit.”

    Even under the influence of various Controlled Substances back in college I never saw visions like these.

  4. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    OK Folks, I read this, re-read it, pissed myself laughing till I realized this cluefuck is serious (or trying to be) and laughed so more. It is an un-researched, biased, made-up pile of shit obviously meant for leftists consumption and entertainment, hence the “laughing factor” involved with yours truly.
    Save me a spot in the line-up for the bleach dip please my friends.

    Sweet Swinging Mama, how can utter imbeciles of this ilk actually function in the real world!?!?!? :em41:

  5. Fatwa Arbuckle Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

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    [Wipes drool from chin]

    Longtime lurker (and Jooooo!); first time commenter.

    SIx inch nuke detonated by a radio-squirt, eh? Methinks Mr. Vialls may have some “issues”.

    Wait until he finds out about the Sooper Seekrit Pork Ray™. (An unexpected offshoot of research pertaining to weaponized nanopigs; we expect they’ll be very suitable for aerial dispersal.)

    Please pardon me; I must now re-read “Go Dogs, Go!” while munching a restorative bacon sammich.

  6. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Fatwa Arbuckle

    Nice to have you join us! Now tell me, being a Joooo and all, how did you manage ( :em99: ) to build such a small nuke and allowed a terrorist to use it, just to complete the nuthouse commentaryLC Darth Bacon was brave enough to post!?!?!?

    It defies belief and plain understanding, but believe it or not, I find articles like this most amusing. The entertainment value of sheer imbecility has always fascinated me, and this particular jewel is phenomenal in its idiotic factor to the tenth power. I laughed so hard, I’ll be needing medical attention if I continue…

    Welcome to the Rott!

  7. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    Well, apparently micro-nukes are popping up everywhere:

    Check out this at a site called Above Top Secret.

    There are also more stories about them at that site.

  8. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Thanks Wayne, I’m dumber just for reading that :em98:

  9. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    WayneB

    apparently micro-nukes are popping up everywhere:

    More nonsense for the “conspiracy nuts” to ingest! What is next, robots made to look like firefighters designed to melt metal and concrete with power-beams!?!? Sweet Swinging Mama, the world has lost its mind and common sense and the leftists, socialists and other associated wingnuts are pushing to take this loss of consciousness even further. Wonder what the “angel Gabriel” will “reveal” next, the value of the Canadian dollar in six months, the number of fish in the Great Lakes, or perhaps the location of alien bases in Antartica. Although I never tried any drugs of any kind, I wonder if this guy “Bong years” aren’t catching up to him… But thank you for the comments, as mentionned in my #6, I thoroughly enjoy that kind of stuff, sure brings a welcome break to a busy day…

  10. Fatwa Arbuckle Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

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    LC Hardclimber54 -

    Cheers for your welcome.

    I, too, tend to relish the “found humor” in utterly moe-ronic (sic) screeds; particularly those with a Jooooo-hating bent. (My Dad was a Holocaust survivor who used to do schtick about being in a camp; one of the milder examples was his claim the snack bar’s top selling items was “Arbeit Macht Fries”. I’m just carrying on a venerable family tradition.)

    Oh…my short answer to your query is: a Jooo discovered the whole time-space continuum thing; we can violate it any damned time we want. And we had a smart Jooo lawyer lock down the rights in perpetuity, which is why we really do control the entire world. Bwahahahaha!

    (Although we’re still having a bit of trouble getting the anti-pogrom algorithms properly tweaked.)

    I must now return to work on my pet project of replacing the traditional Thanksgiving turkey with gefilte fish; expect a roll-out in the fourth quarter of ‘08.

  11. Unregistered Comment by One_MOA

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    What an awesome addition to our arsenal! Screw frags, I want three or four of those along with my basic 5.56 load-out.

    This would be funny, if it were’nt for the fact that there are thousands of delusional people, world-wide, that consider this ‘actionable-intelligence.’

  12. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I must now return to work on my pet project of replacing the traditional Thanksgiving turkey with gefilte fish; expect a roll-out in the fourth quarter of ‘08.

    You touch my Cajun Fried Turkey and I will have to unleash The Bitch™ on ya there hun. Don’t be messin with da turkeys. :em96:

    Oh..and Welcome to the Rott. :em93:

    Wipe your feet. :em96:

  13. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Fatwa Arbuckle

    Love your name and your MoJo JoJo avatar. :em69:

  14. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    As in Roscoe Conkling Arbuckle aka: Fatty Arbuckle? :em99:

  15. Fatwa Arbuckle Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT™ and Lady Heather -

    Thanks.

    DJ Allyn, ITW -

    Got it in one. (Except I’m a Pepsi drinker.)

    Don’t be messin with da turkeys.

    But you haven’t lived until you’ve tried deep-fried cajun gefilte fish…

    BAM!

    Uh oh…that wan’t an Emeril impression; it was another failed test batch of ’splodey felafel. Tarnation…I’d best go tidy up the lab kitchen.

    Wipe your feet.

    Yes’m.

  16. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Fatwa Arbuckle! Been awhile. Last time I saw YOU was at TSW. Nice to have you on board at the Rott!

  17. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    WooHoo! Micronukes! Haven’t heard that one in a while - Occam’s Razor, there, pinhead: If they existed, folks’d be usin’ ‘em!

    Wayne - Thanks for that - ‘no amount of thermite could have caused those 1,500 deg temperatures’ - heh,heh.

    I’ve got a nice little homemade propane-fired forge back in the shop that can turn its insides into 1,950 degrees of borrowed hell inside of 90 seconds - on one burner.

    If I hook up both burners, I can create….(wait for it)….. Fire That Can Melt Steel (sshhh…don’t tell Rosie!)

    Hey Skye!

    - MuscleDaddy

  18. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Welcome aboard Arbuckle. Glad to have ya. I realize it will detract from the “Fatty” Arbuckle schtick, but ‘roun these parts it’s spelled faRtwah.

    I’ll overlook it if’n you and the Zionist masters can send a few of them there micro cans of sunshine my way, m’kay. :em69:

  19. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    I only made it halfway through before I said “fuck it” and quit reading it. Nothing original in there.

    Micro nukes…. what a load of bullshit.

  20. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Same here akorn, but I didn’t even get that far.

  21. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Heya MuscleDaddy! Been awhile since I’ve seen YOU, too. If’n ya set up Google chat, we can visit. :em93:

  22. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    What’s even worse is to go back to the main website and look at the list of psycho articles covered. Somebody hacked in and destroyed a bunch of Joe’s reports a few years ago–simply shocking! And Yahoo banned his coverage of the Nicholas Berg murder. What is the world coming to?

    Personally, I think this is beyond standard leftist and into white supremacy. Thanks Darth–yet another evil website to cruise in the middle of the night. (I’m not being sarcastic! really)

  23. Skul Comment by Skul

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    I suspect that twerp is related to the one that burned paper in a chickenwire cage. :em95:
    Pass the beer.

  24. Fatwa Arbuckle Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

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    Skye -

    Heya, Skye…nice to be remembered!

    I’ll overlook it if’n you and the Zionist masters can send a few of them there micro cans of sunshine my way, m’kay.

    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. -

    No problem…we’ve got crates of the damned things cluttering up the supply cabinet; let me dig up a delivery frogman and I’ll get ‘em right out to you.

    You want regular or extra crispy?

  25. LC Robohobo Comment by LC Robohobo

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    To do just like the Rev. Whittle suggests:

    Micro Nukes???????

    :em01: :em95: :em99: :em95: :em01: :em95: :em99: :em95: :em01: :em95: :em99:

  26. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Micro nukes? Weren’t they used in that abominable movie version of “Starship Troopers”?

    Gads, that knucklehead makes the Lyndon LaRouche crowd look downright lucid.

  27. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    You want regular or extra crispy?

    :em01: :em95: :em01: :em95: :em01:

    You owe me a new monitor Fatwa Arbuckle Do you have any idea what Hot Fries feel like when forcibly ejected by an unexpected explosive sinus expulsion?? :em71:

  28. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    You know the fucknozzle, had done some of his homework, as a portion of the science is correct. But then, he hikes his skirts to show his panties midway through the screed here:

    You see, Plutonium emits only alpha radiation, which for all practical purposes is “invisible” to a standard Geiger counter. If you do not believe me then ask the American Environmental Protection Agency, whose staff will confirm this.In direct contrast with its more deadly cousins beta and gamma, alpha can travel only a few feet and is incapable of penetrating human skin. If you can afford an incredibly expensive and highly specialized Muller tube

    1.) Following a fission reaction a number of isotopes of Plutonium will be present. Each isotope has it’s own characteristic variety of emitted radiation as the nucleus seeks to become a stable (non-radioctive) isotope. Some Pu isotopes emit Alpha radiation which in actuality is a mutated Helium nucleus: (2HE4).

    2.) He talks about Geiger counters and then trots out another counter the “Muller Tube”. All common radiation portable detection devices, INCLUDING those used for the detection of Alpha radiation utilize a Geiger-Mueller tube. The difference in designing the instrument to detect the less energetic emissions of beta and alpha radiation is accomplished by removing the shielding from the tube. Alpha detectors primarily have a very thin plastic covering over the measurement chamber, while the Beta/Gamma chambers utilize a sliding metallic shield to differentiate the detected radiation.

    3) He utterly fails to mention the definitive test used for the presence of fission products, Radioassay. Samples from the scene would be taken and with the use of a multi-channel analyzer, a ’signature’ of the detontated fissile materials would be seen. Simple radiation detection equipment would be used by first responders, but any forensic processing of such a scene would involve taking thousands of samples for radioassay using expensive lab equipment. Key to the results of these samples would be the presence of trans-uranic elements/isotopes confirming that fission had taken place. Simply put, no trans-uranics, no fission reaction as they do not exist in nature. Radioassay is so precise that it’s possible to determine the ’signature’ of fuel from a particular enrichment processing facility. Early in our own weapons testing program it was quickly determined that our health physicists could tell not only whether the core was from Hanford or Oak Ridge, they could tell you which machine produced the load. During my days as an HP type in the commercial nuclear business, tiny fuel failures from each fuel batch were a common nuisance. We could literally take a sample, count it and knew exactly which batch of fuel it came from. As an aside, commercial power reactors during refueling only replace 1/3 of the core. In other words, a fresh fuel loadout is cycled through 3 power cycles before it’s exhausted. In summation, radioassay is the scientific equivalent of DNA testing. It produces detailed, and hyper-accurate evidence of a fission or fission-fusion reaction and it’s a impossibility to produce ’stealth’ fission, at least in our own space-time continuum. Here’s a clue, guess how the gubmint was able to conclude the Pyongyang Pud-Pullers latest nuklar detonation test was a fizzle? hmmmm?

    *ding, ding, ding, ding*

    Oh I’m out of time for today. For tomorrow, study the next chapter in your texts and we’ll discuss the Six-Factor Formula and Fermi age. You’ll love the thrilling ending.

    Dismissed.

    OOOPSS- Welcome to the kennel Fatwa Arbuckle, feel free to move yer’ stuff into any open cage. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ is our maid concierge hereabouts, if you find something not to your liking in the digs.

  29. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Well, apparently micro-nukes are popping up everywhere:

    … and have been for a long time.

  30. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Evil Joooos! Micro Nukes! New World Order! A nice mix of conspiracy theories, I think I saw shades of everything except the great fluoride scare of ‘02 in there. What I want to know is why haven’t the Evil Joooos! shoved a micronuke up this dude’s backside and set it off? :em71: What’s this world coming to when the people who rule the world can’t destroy someone like him?

  31. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    These whack jobs are too crazy for IndyMedia. Fatwa Arbuckle, I wants me a Pork Ray!

  32. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    I only read a little of it before I got the gist that this guy was so dumb it wasn’t really funny anymore. Micro-nukes; what has this guy been smoking??? :em01:

  33. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    I read it from front to back and its the best explanation for this corporate, inside job, war on terra excuse Ive ever seen.

    Ive always greatly admired Joe Vialls and his brave, intrepid work.

  34. Fatwa Arbuckle Comment by Fatwa Arbuckle

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT™ -

    Ooopsie-doodles re the hot fries and your monitor.

    Um…were those fries, perchance, extra crispy?

    *Ducks*

    What’s this world coming to when the people who rule the world can’t destroy someone like him?

    NevadaDailySteve -

    It’s because Schlomo’s nephew is a complete fuckup. (The nepotism around really frosts my knishes sometimes, if you know what I mean.)

    Mark6591 -

    It’s gonna be a while yet on the Pork Ray. We’ve currently hit a stumbling block; the trichinosis carrier wave (essential for Slo-Kil™ Pork Disease Mode) is proving to be a bit more involved than expected. I’ll keep you posted.

  35. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Yeah, he’s brave and intrepid alright, banging away on his keyboard, spewing out insane BS for the eager consumption of twats like you kay. He knows he’s perfectly safe because the evil Judeo-Christian Crusade he so bravely exposes exists only in his head.

    You know sumthin’ kay, hearing you lapping up this morons bowel spillage, reminds me of this.

    Enjoy. :em72:

  36. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    StayBatShitInMaine-

    I read it from front to back and its the best explanation for this corporate, inside job, war on terra excuse Ive ever seen.

    Most of us read from top to bottom, but with your pathology we understand. I see you’re onto the Teh Jooish Terra War™, watch out for the black helicopters M’Kay?

    Do make sure, to wear your tin-foil beanie (I know it suspiciously looks like a Yarmulke) but Twoofers Inc. certifies that all products are Zionist influence free.

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    kayinmaine

    I read it from front to back and its the best explanation for this corporate, inside job, war on terra excuse Ive ever seen.

    And finally financial news. Wall Street today reacted violently against the recent collapse of share prices among the world’s largest pharmaceutical companies. Glaxo-SmithKline, Roche International, and Pfizer have all seen their stock plummet overnight, causing massive layoffs, and a 3000 percent increase in the price of thorazine. Investors have sent warning throughout the blogosphere to expect a sharp increase in kayinmaine post until further notice.

    Infographic:

    :em95: = kayinmaine

  38. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I do shudder to think of the number of people dumb enough, yet lax enough to take his seemingly scientific ramblings to be actual research - how many of them will believe him enough to ignore his insanity, ‘understand’ his point, and finally set themselves on this typical journey down conspiracy road….
    It takes far less effort to get the same point across, just look at the campus protesters embarrassing humanity as they shout Viva Che whilst full of beer and Kraft dinner. I wish there was some kind of minimum standard of indoctrination for conspiracy hobbyists, some burden of proof needed before trying to lull young or dumb people into such racist shit like some creature trying to lure 12 year old girls over the internet.
    I wonder who the muzzies will blame for all their problems when the timer dings on their Jewish boogeyman rant? They sound like children.

  39. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Emperor, do you think it would be possible for me to have a US flag next to my name? Maybe it could be done via IP somehow? I’ve been trying to legally get into the US as a non-hyphenated citizen for going on 7 years now, the most I can hope for is to be an American here….unless you’re looking for a clean living son in law or have an H1-B Visa waiting around looking for a signature….
    I never liked canada, I don’t belong here, I’m embarrassed of it. I’m proud of our armed forces, like our new Prime Minister, but honestly, I’m no more a canadian than Clint Eastwood. So, make my day and make me a citizen. I’ll even take my veil off to get my ID card done. No anchor babies either…and my landscaping skills suck ass.

  40. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    These neurotics are certifiably insane. Now let us understand, in their lust for power and dominion, every terrorist act is done by Bush and Co. Muslims are nice people, just ask Mr. Berg……I find the sole good thing in this is folks coming to realize these people are simply insane……..and as for their lust for power. It will remain forever denied them in my view. They lack the intelligence, principles, wisdom and most of all, courage to pull it off. I have noted, while cleaning my .45, how easy they would make it to shoot one of them, for I view them as less than human, only one step below a terrorist.

  41. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    This article was composed of Highly Enriched Stoopid™.

    In fact it has a yield of 12 Megastoopids- which is equivalent to .012 ICUs, or International Corrie Units (a standardized means of quantifying various dissimilar types of Stoopid).

  42. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    It’s gonna be a while yet on the Pork Ray. We’ve currently hit a stumbling block; the trichinosis carrier wave (essential for Slo-Kil™ Pork Disease Mode) is proving to be a bit more involved than expected. I’ll keep you posted.

    Fatwa Arbuckle, I’ve done some really weird, nutty stuff in my career. Lemme know if I can halphelp. :em41:

  43. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    In fact it has a yield of 12 Megastoopids- which is equivalent to .012 ICUs, or International Corrie Units (a standardized means of quantifying various dissimilar types of Stoopid).

    Darth, I’m guessing that means that this is just flat stupid. :em95:

  44. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Man, I’ll pass. I just went back to school, and need every IQ point I can keep.

    Site looks choice, by the way Deej.

  45. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Emperor, do you think it would be possible for me to have a US flag next to my name?

    Well, you could access the site through a US-based open proxy, I suppose. Of course, you’d have to find one first, but that’s easily done with Google. Then all you need to do is to configure your browser to use that proxy.

    I’ve been trying to legally get into the US as a non-hyphenated citizen for going on 7 years now, the most I can hope for is to be an American here….unless you’re looking for a clean living son in law or have an H1-B Visa waiting around looking for a signature….

    As someone who got here by the Grace of G-d, I know how you feel and I dearly wish that there was something I could do. Anybody else able to help a fellow American who happened to be dropped by the stork in the wrong country out?

    What we need is an underground railroad for people like you, because we need more like you HERE.

  46. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    And the Dash 7? It’s one of many unloved “commuter-airline” turboprop planes.

  47. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    Bill H - The Corrie unit is named for Rachel Corrie, the American woman who was killed by standing in front of one of the armored bulldozers that Israel was using to knockdown terrorist safehouses along the Pali border during a protest against it. She was apparently too stoopid to realize that the small slits in the armor that the driver uses to see where he’s going made visibility very limited, and she just didn’t move out of the way when it didn’t stop.

  48. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    Wayne- that’s why I said “flat” stupid. :em93:

  49. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    More nonsense for the “conspiracy nuts” to ingest! What is next, robots made to look like firefighters designed to melt metal and concrete with power-beams!?!?

    QUIET!!!

    That’s on next year’s budget, if you don’t mind.

    Ixnay on the ecretsay eponsway!!!

    Now then:

    1. No residual strontium90. After the French tests, it was detected here, same with other countries including NZ.None detected after Bali.

    2. NONE of any of the people involved in Bali have been diagnosed in any way, shape, or form with any kind of radiation related issues.

    3. There is no such thing as a nuclear weapon with no radiation..you cannot have an atomic reaction without radiation. Unless he is also throwing out the rules of physics and nucleonics?

    It is a physical impossibility.

  50. Unregistered Comment by LC EFA

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    Gee , thanks for the HT on this one Bac :em01:

    International Corrie Units (a standardized means of quantifying various dissimilar types of Stoopid).

    Hey , That’s my line :em93:

  51. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    All HTs to EFA…

  52. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    Ordinary everyday people, Australians in particular, who had earlier been sensible enough and brave enough to speak out against their Prime Minister’s slavish obedience to Ariel Sharon and George W. Bush in their ruthless quest to loot and destroy the Middle East.

    ….in retaliation to a war that hadn’t happened yet?

    Bali = 2002

    O.I.F. = 2003

    Oh and the reason for the attacks, was our help in East Timor.

    There are no Jooooooooos in East Timor. :em01:

  53. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LCBrendan

    There is no such thing as a nuclear weapon with no radiation..you cannot have an atomic reaction without radiation. Unless he is also throwing out the rules of physics and nucleonics?

    It is a physical impossibility.

    Like this guy having an actual functionning brain perhaps..?

  54. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    kayinmaine

    Ive always greatly admired Joe Vialls and his brave, intrepid work.

    Ah, it’s you, thought I had stepped in something…

    Now put down the sippy cup, shove back the sucker in your suckhole, and go back to playing with your dolls. There should be an autopsy going in a morgue near you, why not stop in and maybe get an actual brain..? Good girl…

    PS. No more mister nice guy…

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    That’s some industrial-grade moron there. :em72:

  56. kayinmaine Comment by kayinmaine

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    You know sumthin’ kay, hearing you lapping up this morons bowel spillage, reminds me of this http://2girls1cup.com . Enjoy

    crunchie I could see how that would offend anuptight godbag repuke, but us non gender boxed progressives embrace it! That was one of the funniest, yet sensual things Ive ever seen! :em01: :em34:

    I sent it to my elderly dad and his partner. I think they broke all their ribs they were laughing so hard. :em69:

    At my house on Thanksgiving (Indijinous peoples enlightenment day) we just might show that instead of corporate *spit* football! :em72:

  57. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Glad ya liked it kay, though ya might. A good friend of mine “turned me on” to it.

  58. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Wow. I’m glad I missed this post for a couple of days and those poor brain cells were given little extra time on this side of The Idiotarian Parallel Universal Divide™.
    :em38: :em72:

    That guy is on an par with these AFDB-wearing, ass-dragging morons.

    Here’s some more from the monuMENTALly moronic ones.

    Note: Be sure to don your Anti-Stoopid Suits™ before clicking on those links.

  59. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    BC
    Can’t you find something that’s been through some editing? good god. It’s worse than the cpusa page. Maybe these people should take critical writing courses before they write their manifestos.

    Very odd. Specifically odd in that he blames the Oklahoma City bombing on some obscure book and not the “Turner Diaries.” Although I must say I found the idea of Satanists running the world quite intriguing.

  60. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Can’t you find something that’s been through some editing? good god. It’s worse than the cpusa page. Maybe these people should take critical writing courses before they write their manifestos.

    PC, hon, I donz wryte ‘em, I juz finz ‘em. *Pops open another cold one*

    :em94:

  61. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer™

    PC, hon, I donz wryte ‘em, I juz finz ‘em. *Pops open another cold one*

    After checking out that link, I must agree, the level of displayed stupidity goes way off scale. Pass me one of those beer please, I really need one after reading this!

    You think popping beer cans will affect the sun’s magnetic field..? According to these Yahoos, it just might…