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Just as we think we’ve reached a cosmic singularity of Stoopid PC™, yet another group of frothing, single-cell organisms disguised as sentient beings steps up to the plate, making another swing for the bleachers of infamy.

Santas Warned ‘ho ho ho’ Offensive To Women

Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Attention Please: If you are female and offended by jolly old St. Nick, wishing you a Merry Christmas in the traditional manner, seek medical attention or a very high bridge immediately.

Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Just a moment, I need to use another few yards of duct tape to keep my skull from exploding…..there we are much better. Is the Ha, Ha, Ha for greeting or for the famous Santa Lap Dance?

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.

Tell me and be specific here, why children that are of an age to enjoy visiting Santa at the malls, shops, and bringing gifts on Christmas Day, familiar with this term in the first place?

“Gimme a break,” said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

You really know you’ve crossed the line from stoopid/Uberstoopid and well into certifiably, batshit insane when a campaign against having our kids exposed to smut, calls you out.

“We are talking about little kids who do not understand that “ho, ho, ho” has any other connotation and nor should they,” she told the Telegraph.

Well put.

“Leave Santa alone.”

Indeed. What next for the PC-Dementia Crowd, PETA, et al protesting Santa’s reindeer having to hitch up the olde sleigh? Renaming the elves to vertically-challenged Amusement Device Construction Employees?

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was “misleading” to say the company had banned Santa’s traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.

Just that if the particular Santa’s discretion isn’t PC, his ass is fired.

Sphincter-Snarfs, I got yer Ho-Ho-Ho right here, your choice of caliber.

…..mheh…..

57 Responses to “Santa Goes PC For The Chilllrrrrennnnn”
  1. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Alright, this just started a good ole It’s F-ckin Christmas And If You Don’t Like It, Move to North Korea Rant tm…

    STOP screwing with OUR Holidays! Shut up, you PC sacks of gopher goo! Shut The F-ck Up Once and For All! And to paraphrase the immortal Griswold (Clark Jr.)-

    I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?

    And that’s just me being nice. These f-balls are not happy ruining Easter, ignoring Hannukah, and now elevating Pisslam. They will destroy everything that has meaning, for the sake of a nice 10% or less of the Western Population who has some unseen and obscene level of clout! Screw off, you sheet wearing jackholes! I say Merry F-ckin Christmas anyway! Sue me! You won’t get much, as I’m actually spending on my loved ones, not on court costs for suing someone over a damn Christmas tree or worse the evil Baby Jesus and Nativity Scenes. Go ahead, be grinches, but don’t fuck up our holidays! Sooner, not later, you will get some pushback, and you may find yourself sent to somewhere where Christmas isn’t an issue. Somewhere like Iran, Iraq, Syria, or how about Good Ole North Korea? Would Santa fly over there? Ask him how his Red Sleigh Down incident was back during his Iraq tour. Don’t celebrate Christmas. Don’t partake in being human beings. And you wanna be really charitable and open minded, don’t share the same block with the MAJORITY that celebrate Christmas. Go move to North Korea, no Christmas, no Easter, no food, but no irritating Jews or Christians or moderate civilized Muslims. Sit down and shut the f-ck up already!

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    So the PC War on Christmas is back full bore eh? I am going to make it a personal crusade to yell MERRY CHRISTMAS at every sour looking Liberal I see, and throw holly at them if they don’t answer back. :em01:

    *walks off humming “Chipmonks roasting on a open fire…….”

  3. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I got yer ho ho ho’s right here

    leave Christmas alone!!! It ain’t us evil reich wingers that perverted the meaning of ho….just like it wasn’t us normal
    people who corrupted the word gay.

    Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas everyone. :em95:

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    “Merry Christmas Ha, Ha, Ha???”

    The PC Nannies are just getting more terminally tumblefucked with every year, aren’t they?

    I’m not quite sure which is the more annoying: The fact that stores seem to be contemplating eventually opening up their Christmas displays in March, or those tiresome, meddling pants-wetters, tossbags, knobs and imbeciles launching their retarded anti-Christmas campaign like fucking clockwork every time the first mechanic Santa is spotted.

    Not only does it fill me with a desire to fill up their socks with lumps of coal, it also makes we want to take said socks after they’ve been filled and pummel their dour, pointed, lifeless skulls into a fine paste with them.

    Then piss on their still twitching bodies.

  5. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas everyone. :em95:

    And have a gay old fucking time too!

  6. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    BauerPower

    And that’s just me being nice

    I would NOT want to see you really pissed off my friend! However, well said and good for you! Political Correctness is just another form of surrender if you ask me. But my oath Sir, you do have a way with words (applause and cheers). Likewise, I’ve had just about past f.cking enough of this ongoing nonsense. I am an atheist, but still find a sense in Christmas, not as a religious symbol in my case, but rather as an occasion to show good will towards my fellow human beings. And that maybe the real reason why the Western world’s holidays and customs are under constant, relentless attack. Can’t have anything decent and cheerful now, can we!? Destruction of values and cultural icons just for the sake of it I believe. Who, anyway, comes up with PC crap like this!?! Universities, government offices, the local gremlins??? :em38:

    That shrill sound you are hearing is the warning siren indicating my anger shields are approaching meltdown…

    Shit-eating fuckheads.

  7. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    Then piss on their still twitching bodies.

    I’d join his Highness in a little watering myself, after I had a fill of cold Canadian beer and a bellyful of Ho Ho Ho’s! I know, it’d be a waste of good beer, but call me kind-hearted, that’s just me…

  8. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Fanusi Khiyal

    Nice to hear from you! I was starting to wonder if you had flown off the planet or something!

    This is nonsense.

    And how do we stop it, pray tell?

  9. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    And how do we stop it, pray tell?

    Hardclimber…Steal a F-16 and go bomb the fuckers? I can provide your GCI, sorry I can’t fly …LOL

  10. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Fanusi Khiyal

    Yes, you were missed! It is sincerely hoped that your efforts in securing a position worthy of your education, experience and efforts will soon pay off! You have my best wishes in this endeavour. Please let us know how you’re making out, a fellow LC is always part of this big family called the Rott, and we all care about one of our own. And I agree about being ever so vigilant. But they always seem to go after the easy targets, heck Snoop Dogg might fight back, degradation of women be damned, it sells therefore it cannot be touched… Sick.

    CiSSnarl5.7

    Hardclimber…Steal a F-16 and go bomb the fuckers

    Oh, how I sometimes wish my friend, you have no idea… Actually, living as your Northern Ally, I’d have to “borrow” one of our CF-18s Hornet (I do have a few hours on the bird…). Couple of GBU12 (500 lbs) Pavelow units and a nice little peppering with the 20mm Vulcan ought to get someone’s attention… Unless the Emperor decides to let me use one of the Tie fighters of the Imperial Fleet, however I believe these are reserved for truly special occasions…

  11. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    F**k the PC Police.

    Ho!Ho!Ho! and MERRY CHRISTMAS too, you Functioning Brain Cell Challenged twats. :em96:

  12. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    Hardclimber, you drove a lawn dart!?!? LOL….That’s what we called them when they first hit the fleet in the late 80’s :em95:
    As a AIC I Spent many an hour in the ready room of VFW 102 and VFW 33 …never would of gotten accepted into flight, poor eyes, but I got as close as I could…Link 4a “Dolly” mean anything to ya?!?!

  13. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    CiSSnarl5.7

    Link 4a “Dolly” mean anything to ya?!?!

    Help me here, being a Canuck ex-jock, some of your expressions sometimes escape me, although I did have the pleasure in participating in a couple of Red Flag exercises (along with a few Maple Flag as well!). There are a couple of F-4s , F-16s and even an F-104 (way back when…) jocks who certainly would remember this old canuck… Cameras don’t lie! But getting nailed by an 26 years old F-16 jock while coming out of a loop was quite a humbling experience, this kid was GOOD… But I disgress…

    Lawn dart hey!? Hehehhe, good name for it actually, but what a bird! What I enjoyed the most when it was first introduced was its ability to climb from deck to max angels while accelerating in a hard climb with graceful ease. Ah, those were the days…

  14. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    CiSSnarl5.7

    Sorry about my asking about Link 4a “Dolly”, I read it in reverse… 4a TADIL C … we understand each others!

  15. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    4a TADIL C … we understand each others!

    I figured ..LOL…Why any of you afterburner jockies ever let me get my hands on your birds and ACTUALLY DRIVE ..I’ll never know.. but WHAT A ball!
    C/S “Shortfuse”…at yer beck and call sir!

  16. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    the judge in my courtroom is a real throw-back (we say the pledge in court every morning before calendar call! :em02: ), and he says the “C” word all the time in open court. anytime after, say, December 15th or so, he’ll tell the attorneys leaving for the day to have a “Merry Christmas”. it rocks. I tell him, “Judge, I think it’s great that you are not afraid of the “C” word”. he just smiles.

    I’m lucky like that, I guess. :em69:

  17. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Folks

    Just a quick explanation reference posts 14 and 15. TADIL stands for Tactical Digital Info Links. TADIL4a C is used to direct fighters from allies forces in terms of interoperability. We used such systems There are also TADIL Link 1,14,16 (new) 22 among others used by airborne, land-based and shipborne forces…

    CiSSnarl5.7 would be much more qualified to explain the finer details, but such links allowed units of the Dutch, U.S., Canadian, German and other allies to communicate with each others either on secure or unsecure links. I’m no communications expert mind you…

  18. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Thanks for the clarification Hardclimber. My grunt eyes kinda glazed over. Y’all do what ever ya need to do so that whatever grid I gives ya goes “boom”, and it’s all good.

    Well the opening salvos of the “No Christmas” war has been fired eh? Here’s another broadside from the idiotarians.

    My answering shot? “Merry Christmas, and Peace on Earth to men of goodwill.”

  19. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Here’s some guys who deserve a better Christmas than they have. But, they do it for us to have a better Christmas….

  20. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

    Well the opening salvos of the “No Christmas” war has been fired eh? Here’s another broadside from the idiotarians.

    OK, lets have those grid coordinates… What a bunch of surrendering, spineless weasels! Merry “Kaboom” Chritsmas… (followed by aileron roll with a hardclimb as good-bye fuckheads…)

    BauerPower

    Well said Sir.

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    DAMN! And Santa didn’t even say anything about a nappy headed ho..just ho ho ho!

  22. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Larry the Cable Guy did a bit on this very subject.

    The “ho ho ho” part makes ol’ Larry look like Nostradamus.

  23. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    I do like Larry the Cable Guy singing this song to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town…..

    You better watch out.
    You better not cry.
    She ain’t a gal, I think she’s a guy.
    Hillary Clinton’s coming, to town….

  24. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Well the opening salvos of the “No Christmas” war has been fired eh? Here’s another broadside from the idiotarians.

    I guess that Lowe’s won’t ever see a dime of mine again.

    But I’m sure they’ll make up for it with their new coveted atheist/mooselimb demographic.

    Fuck you, Lowe’s, and a Merry Farkin’ Christmas to you assholes as well.

  25. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    ‘Learned at a very young age,, NEVER screw with Big Nick,, he could bring you a bicycle,,or a lawnmower.
    Think hard about it. One poor kid I hung with got (shudder) dance lessons..
    Respect The Elf.

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    http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/sears.asp
    Support someone who supports the troops.
    Lowes can kiss my ass and so can the the rest of the PC wankers.
    I like wishing people Merry Christmas.
    And how’s a pimp sposed to make a living if he ain’t got no hos?
    Someone always trying to keep a brotha down!

  27. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Who, anyway, comes up with PC crap like this!?! Universities, government offices, the local gremlins???

    Indeed, Hardclimber, they must lie awake thinking of new and obnoxious ways to annoy and badger us. What barren lives these nannies must have!

    By the by, does anyone know whether the tasty Twinkie cousin, “Ho Ho” still exists? Haven’t seen any in ages. They’ve probably been banned by the Food Polizie AND the PC nannies. :em12: :em98:

  28. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Kudos to Sears! Thanks for the info maxxdog. Now I have two stores to shop at this Christmas, WalMart and Sears.

  29. The Major Comment by The Major

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    This is all a big running joke, right? ‘Cause I must have come in to the conversation late? I mean, nobody with an IQ above that of your average rock (no offense, rocks) would actually ban Santa from saying his classic catch-phrase “HO HO HO” would they? Lowe’s wouldn’t be so inane as to offend the vast majority of Americans who BELIEVE in Christmas and the grand tradition of Christmas Trees, would they?

    They would?

    OK, fuck all you shit-for-brains PC wastes of precious human DNA! Get a REAL damned JOB! Stop sitting around all day on your

    penis-pounded keisters™

    thinking of asinine ways to piss-off real people with real lives. You don’t give the tiniest airborne copulation about preventing people from being “offended” because you fucking offend a helluva lot more people with your bullshit shenanigans! We are in the land of the Free and the Brave and we do not need OR WANT spineless, wussy-fied

    PC Spirochetes™

    telling us what we can, or cannot say!

    Oh… and fuck you very much, Lowes! It’ll be a freezing day in HELL before I set foot in any of your stores again.

    You want to stop this PC bullshit? Get militant! Boycott these pricks who sign off on it! Make examples out them by running their franchises out of business! We have the numbers, we just need the organization, will power, and the balls to ignore the bleating press and the lefty-tardo name-calling as we back-up our convictions.

    Fox One!

  30. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I just watched a Volvo commercial that kinda did an end run around the PC crap.

    A Sale manager came out of his office and asked “What day is it? Oh, good I didn’t miss it. You get a rear entertainment center.”

    He then wanders around the showroom floor hugging people and telling them “you get a rear entertainment center.” There was hints of snow in the background.

    Well, here’s hoping ya’ll get your Christmas goose, the big one hanging in the widow.

    Ho ho ho..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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    http://jeanne_and_trev.tripod.com/iraqifreedomheroes/id35.html

  32. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    A Kentucky Christmas Tale, i forget if it was ‘74 or ‘75 but the local loudmouth evagelistic athiest ( we only had one ) had been threatening to sue the city if it violated the ” Separation of Church and State ” clause of the Constitution ( note: there aint no such critter ) by putting up a Christmas display that promoted religion. the mayor of our town had a plan though and when the local loudmouth showed up with his ACLU lawyers foaming at the mouth the mayor took them out to the display area. he pointed out the manger scene in a roped off area, then the menorah, dreidles and Star of David, a Cresant Moon and Star with a quotation from the Koran, a statue of Buddha, then finally a roped off square of unblemished snow announcing ” And this is for the athiest’s “. after a long silence the local loudmouth said ” But there’s nothing there “. the mayor grinned and said ” So, I got right then ” and turned and walked away. Merry Christmas to all, and to the offended, God Bless, you need all the help you can get.

  33. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I think we should change HO HO HO to Cunt Cunt Cunt. Might as well give them clarity of vision.

  34. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    :em01: Now lemme get this straight…. No more ho’s, right? This from the same batshit insane freaks wanting our supreme court to suppress political speech, yet legalizes ponography? What jumped right out at me is during the six months i lived in Oz I never saw a black person aside from the natives, even then only rarely. When I was young they didn’t let them in period. Now aren’t these the same people wanting to teach our kids that perversion is acceptable, yet principle remains intolerant? You gotta’ love these fools. Anybody with a sense of the written word could have a field day with these freaks and losers. I just sent this link to the publisher of our local paper…I feel an itch in my pen hand…….

  35. LC CountryRED GLOR Comment by LC CountryRED GLOR

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    Just wait until they come out with the handbook for what retail clerks and cashiers can and cannot say.

  36. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I haven’t seen a handboook, CountryRed…yet. But almost all of our costomers are commercial accounts, they send us Christmas Cards. The company I work for does have a handbook, only mildly nauseaus, extolling the virtues of diversity. But to their credit it remains inclusive to all. We do have some muslim customers…I always say Merry Christmas to them, without fail. Beats telling them Mohammad plays the bone flute.

  37. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    This is the sort of thing for which the term “bukkaked with stupid” was invented.

  38. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    I think a time is coming when the masses are gonna tell the so-called leaders and PC bootlicks to f-ck off and celebrate anyway, OR the PC will try to push back and well, we’re just gonna have to pound them godless sumbitches into shark chum. I know God uses tools in His vengeance. Oh Lord, let me be that tool! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.

  39. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    BauerPower

    Sir, I am an atheist, but would never deprive my fellow citizens from their beliefs or their celebrations. Heck, I enjoy Christmas too, maybe not as a religious event, but as I posted before, as an occasion to share peace and good will to my fellow human beings. And I do NOT agree with assholes doing everything in their power to dismantle and destroy such a joyful tradition. On that my friend, you got my full and undivided support, godless heathen that I am…

  40. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Eh, some of us atheists are pissed off about this too.

    Indeed. I like Christmas, mainly because of getting to have such great times with my family. That’s been the purpose of holidays since time immemorial, before there even was Christmas.

  41. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Eh, some of us atheists are pissed off about this too.

    I know, Fanusi old chap. Heck, back when I was an atheist this would’ve pissed me off big time too. As any other atheist that I call friend, I considered Christmas a great opportunity to be with family and have a jolly old time, and anybody trying to mess with it would get a swift kick in the nuts. But that was before the world went completely bonkers, so nobody was really trying at the time.

    My point was, there has to be some reason why jerkoffs like that consider it worthwhile to piss off 87% of the population, but I’ll be damned if I can see it.

    Some United Methodist preacher with chick peas for brains was on the tube about the Lowe’s affair, saying that “he understands them, because they’re trying to remain ‘neutral’.”

    “Neutral”, you demented clergy impostor? As in deliberately insulting 87% of the population in order to avoid “offending” a tiny group of people who probably couldn’t care less about it in the first place?

    I mean, how is deleting “Christmas” from your publications NOT insulting to Christians? They are, in effect, saying that “Christ” is a word so hideously offensive that it can’t be mentioned in public, a word on the level of “fuck”, “cunt”, “shit” and “Clinton.”

    Oh, and Lowe’s has come out with their usual lame “apology” now, claiming that it was an error in the proof-reading process. Right. Understandable. I mean, how is anybody supposed to catch two giant words in bolded 36pt type? Knock it off, you sons of bitches, because I ain’t buying it. You had your little Christian-baiting moment of the season, and now you think you can just back out of it and claim that it was an “honest mistake.” Kiss my highly indignant Christian arse and go peddle your shit somewhere else.

    And I just bought a house, so how fucking stupid do you feel making sure that I won’t set foot in your stores now? Go put THAT under your “family trees”, arseholes.

  42. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    And I just bought a house, so how fucking stupid do you feel making sure that I won’t set foot in your stores now? Go put THAT under your “family trees”, arseholes

    Let it out Sire, otherwise you’ll end up wearing a hood and shooting powerbolts through your ha… Euh… never mind

  43. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    *archs an eyebrow* You were an atheist Misha? Colour me suitably surprised.

    Quite hard core too. It sort of went nicely with my hard core socialist beliefs at the time. What can I say? Young, dumb and full of cum ;)
    Anyway, I found my faith eventually. Nobody dragged me, I just found it, and I certainly wasn’t looking. So I understand what it means to not believe and, more importantly, why one might not do so. And it’s fine by me. If it’s meant to change it will and, in the meantime, I don’t see any reason why I should dislike somebody simply based on the fact that he or she is like I myself once was. Not to mention that I don’t see anything inherently criminal in not believing. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

  44. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Young, dumb and full of cum. ;)

    Uhhhhh… *Ponders if he should really go there… What the Hell, it won’t be the first time we’ve been sentenced to the gallows.*

    With His Imperial Vindictiveness & Vileness™’s background of being a former EUnuchistani Moonbat™, we’re hoping that said Manly Meatspunk™ refers to the little swimmers that were still inside The Imperial Testicles o’ Doom™ and NOT someone else’s.

    :em99:

  45. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer™

    What the Hell, it won’t be the first time we’ve been sentenced to the gallows.*

    You seem to be doing remarkably well Sir… :em99: Am I to understand that the Emperor has given you several reprieves in the past..?

    And to think I felt bad for bolding the wrong item! :em99:

  46. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    You seem to be doing remarkably well Sir… :em99: Am I to understand that the Emperor has given you several reprieves in the past..?

    It helps that I’ve got the only key to The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™’s liquor vault and the coordinates of the only copy (in the known universe) of the Swedish All-Female All Star Nude Volleyball Marathon® in 3-D Sens-a-Round™.

    :em93:

  47. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    BC, is it even possible to report to your own Game Room? If so, well…

    Never mind, I bet you watch those Helen Thomas/Cankledone DVD’s O’ Doom just fer shits and giggles, dontcha?

  48. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer™

    It helps that I’ve got the only key to The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™’s liquor vault and the coordinates of the only copy (in the known universe) of the Swedish All-Female All Star Nude Volleyball Marathon® in 3-D Sens-a-Round™.

    Ah! Key personnel! Should have known… crunchie and I will drop in to “audit the liquor vault” and check out the “information magazines”. Don’t want the Emperor to think his LCs are not keeping an eye out for him now, do we..?

  49. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Uhhhhh… *Ponders if he should really go there… What the Hell, it won’t be the first time we’ve been sentenced to the gallows.*

    I’ll offer my service as Barrister for the accused, pro-bono, so long as I don’t have to wear that wig.

    Our plea, Nolo Contendere…..gimme that key, I changed my mind about fees and it’ll evaporate at your next stop.

    Crunchie? The two-man rule applies for Imperial Inventories™, you wanna’ volunteer for the “second-checker” on the liquid victuals inventory?

  50. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    It helps that I’ve got the only key to The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™’s liquor vault

    You just THINK you have the only keys….*walks off whistling with Imperial Skeleton Keyring*

  51. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Mrs. M, that little cabinet that you’ve got the Imperial Skeleton Keyring for is just the one we show to The Revenoors™ when they show up after a complaint about the noise from our Rott Fests. The trap door to the real cabinet is buried so deeply under Helen Thomas pr0n that it even takes ME, of all people, several hours of heavy meditation AND medication to attempt to gain access to it. (And y’all wonder why I’m already hammered when I show up with The Imperial Hooch Stash™, whenever the Emperor throws one of his world-renowned soirées….)
    :em94:

  52. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer™

    (And y’all wonder why I’m already hammered when I show up with The Imperial Hooch Stash™, whenever the Emperor throws one of his world-renowned soirées….)

    Why am I always missing the fun around here!?!?!? Damn it, I got to go out more often…

  53. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Sire is ever merciful in the face of ignorant boorishness.
    Only a kick. Enough to invite a short period of introspection.. :em93:

    As any other atheist that I call friend, I considered Christmas a great opportunity to be with family and have a jolly old time, and anybody trying to mess with it would get a swift kick in the nuts.

    Family, yes, The Bond that can weld a civilization! Respect is the catalyst.

    Atheist music drowning out hymns is no more appropriate than the Christian lady dragging her kids down to the heathen nekkid beach to make a stink..
    Each belongs.
    Relax, try it. It feels good.