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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Loseweek Hits Rock Bottom, Whips Out Shovel (UPDATED)
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Ever determined to outdo the New York Slimes in finding new lows, Loseweek decides to pull the “Let’s Hire A Disgusting Assclown” gambit. Much like The Atlantic Monthly did when they fired Mark Steyn and hired on Andy “Gob-Smackingly Vile” Sullivan on as a senior editor, presumably to prove to anybody still reading that rag that they could be every bit as cluefucked as the rest of them.

So what did Loseweek do?

Why, they hired on Markotz Moulitsas Zunigass from “The Daily Kotz”, of course.

You know, he of the great compassion. He of the famous “who cares about Americans being murdered, burned, mutilated and strung up from bridge girders? Screw ‘em!” comment.

They defend their decision by saying:

“We have always sought to represent a diversity of views in Newsweek, and we think Markos will be a great part of that tradition,” said Newsweek Editor Jon Meacham. “He will give our readers in print and online a unique perspective.”

Well, you do have a point. Running around wishing death and mutilation on fellow Americans certainly is a “unique” perspective. At least we hope so.

Maybe you should change the name to “Screwsweek” now?

UPDATE: LC MikeM informs us that Screwsweek, apparently in an effort to balance things out, has hired Karl Rove as well. So let’s see: On one hand we have a successful political advisor who has helped elect and re-elect a President, a high level official who, to the best of our knowledge, hasn’t once expressed his indifference to the brutal murder of Americans and, on the other, we have a screwed up nutball with delusions of adequacy who has helped get nobody elected for office, as a matter of fact his “support” is now considered the “kiss of death” in political circles, an assclown whose support depends entirely on who happens to be writing the biggest checks at any given point in time, and a fetid fuckhead whose only comment to war crimes being committed against his own people is “screw ‘em.”

Yep, balances out perfectly, doesn’t it?

On the plus side, liberals’ heads are exploding all over the place because of the Rove hire, and the pharmaceutical industry is reporting record sales of Thorazine, so it’s not all bad.

11 Responses to “Loseweek Hits Rock Bottom, Whips Out Shovel (UPDATED)”
  1. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Seems I’ll show them a little diversity by reading their competition. They want to hire sadistic ghouls, no problem. Their next postage paid return letter they send will be returned…on a brick.

  2. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    A shithead joins a shit rag. It’s a perfect pairing

    We have always sought to represent a diversity of views in Newsweek

    Diversity in this case meaning the left, the far left, the far, far left, and the gone around the bend never to return left.

  3. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Well, hold on to your hats. Guess who Newsweek hired to balance out Screw ‘Em Kos. Hint: the left is convinced that Nostradamus wrote quatrains about this guy0

    .

  4. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Damn MikeM, ya beat me to it!

  5. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Damn MikeM, ya beat me to it!

    It’s probably just a random case of old age and treachery overcoming youth and skill - with a little bit of a blind squirrel finding an acorn thrown in for good measure.

  6. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    “He will give our readers in print and online a unique perspective.”

    I seriously doubt that the readers need to see his perspective from inside his ass….but then considering who the readers are, they all seem to have the same viewpoint, so it won’t be that much different from what they’ve been getting in the past.

  7. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Maybe they hired him to explain how those big ass korans fit down those toliets in Gitmo.

  8. Unregistered Comment by LC EFA

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    Heads are EXPLODING over at the DUmp over this.

    Master Rove continues his great works :em01:

  9. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Why would they think that I, as average American would WANT to see the view point of thos who wish Americans harm? :em12: :em98:

  10. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Misha

    delusions of adequacy

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! :em99: :em99:

    That raises the art of the pun to a whole new level!

  11. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Hmmmm Markos and Rove doing the Point(less) Counter Point thing? What are they gonna call the column … “Kos and Effect”? (runs, ducks, and covers)