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21 Responses to “Wang Caught In Panties”
  1. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I knew you’d love that, BC.

    Wang.

    Panties.

    It works on so many levels!

    :em01: :em01:

  2. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Diexia Wang, a Penn senior, was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, harassment and theft after he allegedly stole underwear and purses from several women.

    He was just coming into his own…

  3. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I am stuck on panties,
    Cause panties are stuck on me.

  4. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    He was just gathering the panties as a nouveau form of protest of the Geneva Conventions-violating “torture” that took place in Abu Grabass.

  5. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    He was just gathering the panties as a nouveau form of protest of the Geneva Conventions-violating “torture” that took place in Abu Grabass.

    I guess he was figuring there’d be a few less pairs of panties to be put on the poor minutemens’ head by our mindless brainwashed future PTSD-driven criminals who aren’t still running Abu Ghraib.

  6. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    But seriously…Asian guys seem to have a thing for panties.

  7. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    But seriously…Asian guys seem to have a thing for panties.

    You ain’t kidding…

  8. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Gee, didn’t anyone ever tell Wang that stealing panties is so old? And I have the perfect punishment. Make him wear those panties. That should cure him of the fetish real quick.

    Just glad to hear that he won’t be darkening University City with his behavior any longer.

  9. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    And I have the perfect punishment. Make him wear those panties. That should cure him of the fetish real quick.

    Hell, he was probably wearing six pairs when he was picked up by the cops. Let’s just hope that they made him wear ‘em, and only ‘em, into the cell he’s currently sharing with Bubba “The Penis Enlargement & Viagra King” Dickowitz.

  10. Skul Comment by Skul

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    And I have the perfect punishment. Make him wear those panties.
    That should cure him of the fetish real quick.

    On his head …

  11. terry smyth Comment by terry smyth

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    hey guys level off a bit. Have you every given a CLOSE look at the chicks with a name like wang? no! well with a figure of 34,34,34 no wonder said wang wipped off a couple of36/8s off the line.sheesh after being in HK id do the same.
    As for punishment, give the guy a break, he’s integrating, hes found his dream!!!! Pity that small talk at a bar is beyond him, but with the atheletics of scaling fences and walls his fitness should be pretty good. A bit retraning he should be ready to be a passable US gung ho guy. Send him to virginia and show him the front gate of the islamist training centre. There he would make or break himself :em41:

  12. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    A bit retraning he should be ready to be a passable US gung ho guy.

    Um, you’re not saying this guy’s obvious sociopathology behavior makes him similar to a US servicemember, are you?

  13. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Folks

    I guess this makes him eligible to become a Democrat member of Congress. Wasn’t Mr “I’m not gay I just like to suck dick” Craig a Dem as well..? They’d make a great pair (pun intended).

    Wang: If I wear these panties, can I suck you dick Mr Craig?

    Craig: Even if you don’t, you can Mr Wang. :em99:

    Now don’t get your wang all in a knot folks! And keep in mind, Asians seem very fond of human excrement and panties, so why not combined both and have some fun!?! Tokyo Sex Ad: Used panties, with yellow and brown stains, for the discriminating connoisseur… :em01:

    I’m bad.

  14. Comment by "Lady H" aka Dori

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    Why?

    He’s too cheap to buy his own panties?

    (Maybe one of you boys could answer that for me.)

  15. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    “Lady H” aka Dori

    He’s too cheap to buy his own panties?

    I order mine from the Victoria Secret catalog, and they’re not cheap… :em99:

    Love your name Dori, very fitting for such a gracious lady.

  16. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy

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    Clearly, Wang heard about the ‘protests’ of stopping trucks in WA, and decided that his calling was to hit the EeeevilChimpyMcBusHitlerBurtonVastRightWingZionistConspiracy where it hurts…

    - by obstructing the ready supply of panties available to be sent overseas for use in the CIA-run foreign torture chambers.

    I mean really, isn’t it obvious?

    - MuscleDaddy

  17. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    “SON, YOU GOT A PANTY ON YER HAID !”……….R. ARIZONA

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    “WANG FREED. MALES EVERYWHERE REJOICE AT SUCCESS!”

  19. Unregistered Comment by The Whited Sepulchre

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    To be sung to the tune of “Dixie”….

    “Oh I wish I was in the land of Geisha,
    With my Wang stuck in a Deixa,
    Look Away !
    U.P.A !
    Can you say…
    _____ ______ _____”

    You guys can take it from there….

  20. psychochick, LC Comment by psychochick, LC

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    I don’t think this is at all funny. These types of crimes used to be viewed as harmless. These days they are considered preludes to stalking and/or violence. Right from the article:

    allegedly stalking female students

  21. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    psychochick, LC

    I don’t think this is at all funny

    Agreed, but the levity was rather aimed at the other LCs as “amused phrasing”, the seriousness of this implication however is no laughing matter.

    The LC badge goes well with your name! :em69: