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(With profound apologies to The Knack)

The Teddy Bear Saga continues (link via LC & IB Bill Quick). The English teacher brought up on charges in the medieval cesspool of pisslamic barbarism known as the Sudan for naming, at a student’s request, a teddy bear “Mohammed” has been sentenced to 15 days in prison:

THE British teacher held for naming a teddy bear Mohammed has been found guilty of insulting religion and has been sentenced to 15 days in prison, her lawyer said.

She will also face deportation.

Considering the pisslamic open sewer that she’s being deported from, that last bit can hardly be called “punishment.”

Looking tired and distressed, Gillian Gibbons, 54, earlier appeared in a Khartoum courtroom for the start of her trial charged with insulting religion and inciting hatred.

Naming a teddy bear after one of her students, at his request, equates “insulting religion” and “inciting hatred.” Got it. Of course, this is under the same kind of “justice” that equates being gang-raped with infidelity and sentences the rape victim to 200 lashes, so we shouldn’t be surprised, nor are we. Such are the ways of the “Religion of Peace.”

She entered amid chaotic scenes, with an offender being whipped outside as part of his punishment and riot police surrounding the area.

Media and school colleagues were banned from the court and police tried to stop Mrs Gibbons’ own lawyer entering.

Why don’t we write “Got Due Process?” on the first ICBM launched in the general direction of those pisslamic subhumans?

In a statement read to court, the mother of two, from Aigburth, Liverpool, defended herself by explaining her seven-year-old pupils picked the name.

She might as well have tried to explain astrophysics to a pig, with the main difference being that the pig isn’t a completely useless creature.

Foreign Secretary David Miliband said he raised Britain’s “serious concerns” during the discussions with Ambassador Omer Siddig.

“We believe that this was an innocent misunderstanding,” he said in a statement.

We, on the other hand, have a hard time seeing anything “innocent” about a bunch of knuckledragging troglodytes sentencing a teacher to fifteen days in whatever it is that passes for prisons in the pisslamic turd world. For teaching and paying attention to the wishes and suggestions of her students.

“I reaffirmed that the British Government fully respects the faith of Islam

That makes exactly ONE of you.

and Britain has a long-standing tradition of religious tolerance craven dhimmitude.

There. Fixed your spelling error for you.

“There is a large Muslim population in the United Kingdom who make a major contribution to our national life.”

They do? Depends on how you define “contribution to national life”, we suppose. Could you, perchance, send us a copy of the quaint and curious excuse for a dictionary that you use?

Earlier, Mr Miliband had told reporters that although he respected Sudan’s legal processes, “common sense” must prevail in the case.

“Common sense” and “pisslamic legal processes” should never appear in the same sentence. The oxymoronic nature of such a construct might rip a hole in the space-time continuum and end the Universe as we know it.

Sudanese mobs had also called for the teacher to be hanged, according to reports.

But, but… pisslam is a religion of PEACE!

Gillian’s close friend Peter Sorensen, 64, said: “It’s outrageous. She’d never do anything to insult Islam.

“It’s appalling that there are people who get away with brutal crimes and yet a caring teacher is vilified because her pupils chose the name Mohammed for a teddy bear. It beggars belief.”

Not if you’ve been paying attention for the last, we don’t know, fourteen-hundred years or so. To those of us who have, it’s what’s to be expected from the most vile cult of depravity, evil and perversion to ever masquerade as a “religion.”

Mohammed Akbar Ali, leader of Liverpool’s Muslim community, was shocked at the charges.

He said: “This has been blown out of proportion. It’s just an innocent mistake from a respectable woman.”

Thanks for speaking up, Mr. Ali, it’s not something that we’re terribly accustomed to, so it’s a nice change.

However, we’d very much like to know wherein the “mistake” lies. Naming a teddy bear after a student at his request is a “mistake?”

Well, if you still have your head stuck up your arse and your arse stuck in the seventh century, we suppose that it might be.

The only mistake as far as we’re concerned is that pisslam is still erroneously referred to as a “religion.”

But perhaps that’s because we simply haven’t been able to come up with an alternate description that would do it justice yet. In a way we’re happy that the English language doesn’t seem to be flexible enough to properly describe pisslam, because even we would hesitate to use a word that would, by necessity, be disgusting enough to shame Satan himself.

Thatisall.

64 Responses to “Myyyy-ai-aiiiiiii Shariah”
  1. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Sire perhaps if we started refering to the mooselambs as ‘racist white male right wingers’ the libs would declare ‘open season’ and demand serious action ( wave signs with pointless slogans and pout at short range ).

  2. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    In a way we’re happy that the English language doesn’t seem to be flexible enough to properly describe pisslam, because even we would hesitate to use a word that would, by necessity, be disgusting enough to shame Satan himself.

    May I give it a try nevertheless, oh Emperor !?!

    Pedophilic, pus-oozing, rotting pig entrails, brain-washing, bestialistic goat and camel fucking cult created by a demented, stinking, slime-covered pustulating turd called mohapigarsemed.

    And it WILL be eradicated from the earth in the near future, one way or another, wussies and dickless politicians notwithstanding…

    How did I do..?

  3. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    I reaffirmed that the British Government fully respects the faith of Islam

    A bit of proper translation from “diplo-dialect” to plain english… “I reassured those fine, understanding, accommodating, cultured folks that Britain has already surrendered to Islam”.

    Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Anger shields melting, critical mass being reached in 5, 4, 3, 2,…

    (don’t look at the flash!)

  4. Comment by "Lady H" aka Dori

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    Have you seen the latest, Sire?

    Some of the Pisslamic “faithful”, coming out of their Friday “services”, are calling for this poor woman’s execution. Yeah, that’s “Islamic gratitude” for you.

    As someone said on the UK Daily Mail, this would have never happened in Queen Victoria’s time. No one would have dared even thought of it.

    The war ships need to get there PRONTO! Or pull out all aid from Islamic run cesspools, get the non-Muslims out, and let them kill each other off. Would save our bullets and missiles.

  5. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Dori

    OT - sorry I missed you on the chat line this morning… got called to yet another meeting. I’ll be looking forward to chatting with you soon!

  6. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Dori

    Sorry I missed you on the Chat line this morning, got called to yet another meeting… I’m looking forward to chatting with you soon though…

  7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    1. How unfortunate that one of her students has to share an appellation with that misbegotten, pedantic, pedophile prophet of mayhem, destruction, and murder. Another young life brutally warped by idiot parents saddling their children with unfortunate monkiers. Its enough to make you cry.

    2. For the parents, and their fellow acolytes of the religion of pus, NOTHING. No food, no water, no oxygen. Let their memories live on with names as warnings to succeeding generations that this kind of unremittant degeneracy is without merit and will be purged from the ranks of humanity without mercy or concern.

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    1. How unfortunate that one of her students has to share an appellation with that misbegotten, pedantic, pedophile prophet of mayhem, destruction, and murder. Another young life brutally warped by idiot parents saddling their children with unfortunate monkiers. Its enough to make you cry.

    2. For the parents, and their fellow acolytes of the religion of pus, NOTHING. No food, no water, no oxygen. Let their memories live on with names as warnings to succeeding generations that this kind of unremittant degeneracy is without merit and will be purged from the ranks of humanity without mercy or concern.

    3. LH…you never call, you never write… :em99:

  9. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    sorry about the double post, though I had “punched out” without submitting the first time around…

  10. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    ot is it just me or is the rott loading slow today?

  11. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    Appears Hosting Matters’ servers are acting up, Deej is aware I think…

  12. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Appears Hosting Matters’ servers are acting up, Deej is aware I think…

    Not the servers, I suspect it is their routers. Some of the other sites I work on are also Hosting Matters and they have intermittent connectivity issues. It appears better for now, maybe they fixed the problem.

  13. Unregistered Comment by HOOKER

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    Why the RAF Tornados aren’t stacked up staggered right over that freakin’ capital at this very moment is beyond me. Why are we letting them butt-ram the rest of the world like they do each other after sunset is, also, beyond me. Tell me, I’m confused, what am I missing here? I just pray to GOD that if it were me in that cell, 1st SFOD-(D) would be there in about an hour on my first day in prison. Screw political talk, withholding funds, or sactioning them. GO IN AND GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!, Britton!!!

    NSDQ

  14. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    OT:

    Now THIS is funny:

    Probably a joke, but funny nonetheless.

  15. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    HOOKER

    My “translation” at #3 might explain matters… Like you, I shake my head in disbelief that these dried-up pieces of dog vomit are allowed to get away with shit like this! What ever happened to leaders with balls anyway. Surely, they all just not disappeared!?

    Beyond belief how pussyfied our politically correct shackled societies have become.

    Where are the Churchills and the F.D. Roosevelts when we so desperatly need them..?

    Enough to make a grown man cry…

  16. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Western culture is in the process of ventilating it’s own skull with bullets made of tolerance. When are we going to learn that we are, like it or not, engaged in a life and death struggle with a bankrupt ideology that cannot extract itself from 7th Century barbarism??? Do we really want to be so compassionate and tolerant as to step aside and let the backwards Muslim world become the dominant culture on the planet? You think this is “It could never happen” style wild conjecture? Excuse me, they are how far away from deploying nuclear weapons?

    If the Muslim world cannot see the utter dip-shittedness of imprisoning a teacher for naming a fucking Teddy Bear after The Profit™, or whipping a rape VICTIM, do you think that they will hesitate imposing their pissful religion on us infidels using a nuclear boot firmly placed on the nape of our necks?

    Time for another Crusade, my friends. That or eventual enslavement.


    Test: Upshot-Knothole Grable
    Time: 15:30 25 May 1953 (GMT) - 08:30 25 May 1953 (local)
    Location: Nevada Test Site (NTS), Area 5
    Test Height and Type: 524 Foot Airburst
    Yield: 15 kt

    This is the first test of a nuclear artillery shell (Grable for “gun”) - the 280 mm AFAP (artillery fired atomic projectile). The shot was an artillery delivered airburst. The shell travelled 11,000 yards before detonation which occurred 86 feet west, 137 feet south, and 24 feet above the designated burst point. The 280 mm shell was also a “gun” weapon in another sense, it used a “gun-type” fission weapon assembly method like the Little Boy bomb. This was in fact the first test of a gun-type bomb (and second detonation - Hiroshima not being a test). The predicted yield was 14 kt.

    The Mk-9 280 mm (11.02 inch) shell was 54.4 inches long, weighed 803 lb, and used oralloy as the fissile material. Air burst detonation was arranged by a time fuze. The Mk-9 was fired by an enormous 85 ton artillery piece. The gun had a muzzle velocity of 2060 ft/sec, and a range of up to 20 miles.

    Ahhhhh…. Those were the good ol’ days!

  17. kfosterm Comment by kfosterm

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    Why the RAF Tornados aren’t stacked up staggered right over that freakin’ capital at this very moment is beyond me.

    Thank you Hooker. I was scanning the comments looking for a likeminded suggestion.

    I suggest the SAS make a little visit tonight a pull Ms. Gibbons away from the ‘city’. Then they could hasten their exit by riding the expanding shockwave as the crapitol is magically transformed into a large crater.

  18. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    The Major

    Ahhhhh…. Those were the good ol’ days!

    Agreed, when leaders were REAL leaders with a real set… Now, our politicians are always afraid to offend this or that minority, this or that group, this or that religion. Like I mentionned in my other posts, we have shackled ourselves to PC and will become its victims unless we act NOW!

  19. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    This whole thing has sickened me since it started.

    I really need to know the answer to just two questions.

    1) What doesn’t offend the muzzies?

    2) When offended, do you have any other punishment than death?

    FU and the camel you buttf**ked on the way into town.

    Ahh for the times of “55 Days at Peking”

  20. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Crap…Scratch that link…I totally crossed movies. I was going for “The Wind and the Lion”.

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    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?????????? :em12: :em98: :em96: I am seriously rethinking my support for darfur if these are the people I am saving. While I hate genocide, people like this make me want to puke :em38: I’ll just give money to http://www.homesforourtroops.org

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    MAJOR,

    I volunteer to be the unit armorer for the next Crusade.

    I’ve seen a couple of awesome videos on compfused.com of nuclear detonations. Some rather nice, long video compilations that will keep you awe inspired for several minutes. Besides all of the really kick-butt destruction that they achieve, nuclear detonations are truly wonderful, colorful, and quite beautiful things to gaze upon. Well, they are unless you are a Japanese person in your 70’s, anyway. The way I see it, if it’s a nuclear weapons that Iran and the rest of the mooselimbs want, we should give it to them. Much like I would give a BATFE agent my weapons if he came to the door demanding it.

    “Here ya go.” *WHAM* “Yeah, how’s that workin’ out for ya?”.

    I’m going to be watching the news for the next few nights rather closely. And, if I DON”T see something soon about the SAS recovering this poor woman from her cell, I am going to lose all faith in Great Britain’s ability. Let’s see them do this to an Israeli woman. Of course, an Israeli woman would have fought her own way out of that cell long before now. And looked pretty sexy in the process of doing it, too. Ain’t nothin’ finer than a fine lady with a sub-machinegun!

  23. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    p.s. hardclimber-please stop holding back :em99: , and say what you really feel.

  24. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    mindy1

    hardclimber-please stop holding back , and say what you really feel.

    Refering to my #2? You know me, wouldn’t want to offend a lady or anything… And I do get slightly passionate about pislam and its excesses, don’t I…

  25. Tailfin Comment by Tailfin

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    Item #1: I’ve now been inspired - in the future, every time I fix a pork roast, I’m going to name it “Mohammed” before I stick the fucking thing in the crock pot.

    Item #2: I must second the post by The Major. No doubt, there are some good people mired in Islamic countries such as Sudan. As with many cancers, sometimes good cells within an afflicted limb must be forsaken as the limb is removed so that the body might survive. How fast are we approaching the point (and do we have the guts to do it) where hopelessly deranged, entire peoples must be removed from this planet to allow the free and civilized to survive? Based on the caliber of most of our weasel-worded, pants-shitting “leaders”, count me concerned. Somewhere along the line, the enemy will be swarming in through the gates and it will be too late.

  26. The Major Comment by The Major

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    MAJOR,

    I volunteer to be the unit armorer for the next Crusade.

    Hooker, I’ll have to refer you to The Emperor for assignments like that. If a Crusade against Pisslam is mounted, it will start here and His Highness will call the shots when it comes to delegating responsibilities. Myself? I’m not sure what job I would request of His Highness when hostilities ensue. I thought I might help the Empire by taking the White House and the PM spot in Canada, but my political career seems to be somewhat stagnant at this point in time. The fucking Republicans haven’t ask me to be part of their debates (yet) and Canada doesn’t seem to want a Yank for PM. The Empire already has a Surgeon General…

    Perhaps the Emperor might bestow upon me the title of Imperial Mesmerizer Deluxe for my expertise in the arts and sciences of anesthesia, pain management and battlefield medicine?

  27. Unregistered Comment by Age of Rifles

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    Fairly new to this site (and until now just an observer) but gawd almighty I laugh my ass off every time I read these threads and the comments. The inventive use of the english language never ceases to amaze and delight me.

    The line about writing “Got due process” on an ICBM sent me into gales of laughter, thanks for the pick me up!

    Don’t have much more to add than that, I’m afraid, because there is NO WAY I could possibly top what has already been written…I’m just not that quick. I hope no one minds but in the best tradition of Chinese businessmen everywhere, I am going to steal portions of your posts and use them as my own (I take great joy in torturing the liberal morons at dumps like Kos and TP).

    Loyal Citizen in training,
    AoR

  28. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Age of Rifles

    Great to have you join in!!! Hope to hear from you more often.

    Best wishes from Canada!

  29. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I hope no one minds but in the best tradition of Chinese businessmen everywhere, I am going to steal portions of your posts and use them as my own (I take great joy in torturing the liberal morons at dumps like Kos and TP).

    Now THAT’S what I mean when I say “use it in good health!” Steal away, my friend, and welcome to the Rott!

  30. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Age of Rifles
    Welcome to the Rott. Feel free to look around, just remember, “You break it, you bought it”. :em99:

    Loyal Citizen in training,

    Sounds like your training will be of short duration.

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    Since we are talking about idiots reacting to toys, maybe we should be using this toy on the idiots:

    http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/3200/3295.htm

    I Waaaant one!!!

  32. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    RED EYED RAGE ALERT: Here’s what the “country” “men” of the unfortunate teacher think about her callous insensitivity (Read the comments).

  33. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    M’Liege-

    Sudan’s legal processes, “common sense” must prevail in the case.

    followed by:

    might rip a hole in the space-time continuum

    Too late, I noticed it registering on the Imperial S-T Monitor™ with minutes of your post. We’re scrambling a squadron of T-65 X-Wing Fighters, but wait until you get the carbon offset bill.

    Age of Rifles- Welcome to the Empire !, and enjoy the ride. The pups get playful and have been known to nip at each other when suitable libruls chew-toys aren’t available.

  34. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Thank you for saying what needed to be said.

  35. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    hitnrun:

    Thanks for the link. I just sent my own little love note to their comments section…

    This case just demonstrates that sharia law isn’t a system of justice but rather organized savagery. Any and all sane people should reject such a vile unjust system.

    Wanna bet they won’t allow this one to post?

  36. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Too late, I noticed it registering on the Imperial S-T Monitor™ with minutes of your post. We’re scrambling a squadron of T-65 X-Wing Fighters, but wait until you get the carbon offset bill.

    JB, why do you want to bother with such sissified pieces of crap? Shields, lousy manuverablity, and a targeting system that couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn if the nose was in actual physical contact. Scramble a flight of simple, no-frills TIE fighters manned by people who actually know what they are doing, and business WILL be taken care of soon enough, and with higher kill numbers than you’ll ever achieve in that sorry excuse for a starfighter known as the X-wing.

  37. Unregistered Comment by LC Roguetek

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    Bwahaahaahahahahaha.

    “PISSLAM HAS PROPAGANDA COUP OF DECADE, BEARS IT’S STUPIDITY INSTEAD”

  38. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    After reading the article that hitnrun linked to, it seems the teacher and her family are ’soft-hearts’ for ragheads. She went there on her own, she should expect raghead fucktards to pull fucktard shit like this on her. I have no sympathy for the woman. She was there to try and ‘help’ those useless shit-stains of the planet and she should have known better that that’s a losing battle.

  39. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    If a religion be judged by what it considers a threat.. a freakin’ teddy bear?

  40. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Item #1: I’ve now been inspired - in the future, every time I fix a pork roast, I’m going to name it “Mohammed” before I stick the fucking thing in the crock pot.

    I make it a point to have some pork EVERY day, and think about how I would dearly love to shove every yummy bite down our pisslamic friends fuckin’ throats.

    :em96:

  41. The Southern Libertarian Comment by The Southern Libertarian

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    I got a better idea than a crusade, I say we pull our forces out of the middle east and let those barbaric bastards kill each other. I am due to deploy back to Iraq in May for what is going to be my second tour in that cesspool. My question is why the hell am I( and many other soldiers like myself) risking our necks trying to bring democracy to a people who won’t accept it? Reading stories like this combined with my experiences in Iraq leads me to believe that they simply aren’t worth saving.

  42. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    She’s the british equivalent of Nick Berg, with the head still on.

    OT, i think the bomber at Clinton Campaign HQ today was a plant.

  43. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    To southern libertarian-thanks for serving. You are doing it to protect people like me. :em69: :em93:

  44. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    At least the teacher didn’t name this Mohammed:

  45. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Hell, those goat semen swallowing fucktards get offended at the naming of a fuckin’ teddy bear after their child-raping, dog-blowing, son of a syphilitic sow? Got pork, Pisslam? The Pedophile Profit™
    We need to start dropping life-sized posters, with similar subject matter, all over the MidEast, let ‘em get their table-cloths all in a wad in their ass cracks and then turn the place into a glowing sea of green glass. (It’ll help our portable oil drilling rigs to traverse the deserts, as a side bennie.)

  46. Templar_Knight Comment by Templar_Knight

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    I think The Major pretty much summed up everything I had to say.

    The islamic countries of the world are a cancerous disease on the planet and need to be surgically removed.

  47. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    More and more a six pack of canned sunshine appears to be in order. These patheticlosers and their pus filled hearts rotting out their minds and souls. If they have one, which remains a dubious assumption. This brings out a bad side in me, most irritating, for I would just as soon see these vermin wiped off the planet forever. Now perhaps our oh so tolerant, suicidal lefties would seek to go to Sudan and seek to reason with these specimens of spiritual dreck, we could kill two birds with one stone. And the world would be a better place for it. Develop out massive shale reserves in the West and tell these assholes to go fuck their camels…….

  48. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Why was this idiot wasting her time amidst that savage culture? The civilized world could care less about muslims, and the sooner these do-gooders realize that, the better. Easier to ban them from bothering now instead of paying ransom for her release later.
    Oh, and fuck that pedophile they call a prophet. Piss be upon him.

  49. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I got a better idea than a crusade, I say we pull our forces out of the middle east and let those barbaric bastards kill each other. I am due to deploy back to Iraq in May for what is going to be my second tour in that cesspool. My question is why the hell am I( and many other soldiers like myself) risking our necks trying to bring democracy to a people who won’t accept it? Reading stories like this combined with my experiences in Iraq leads me to believe that they simply aren’t worth saving.

    Exactly my thoughts. They aren’t worth western blood. I really do feel sorry for the children, they haven’t been given the chance to be civilized, to be happy. All they face is the violence brought unto them by their rage-a-holic parents.
    BAN ISLAM, burn the koran, tear down the mosques. Let’s make a lady out of the middle east.

  50. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    BTW, we don’t need nukes to kill off pisslam, we need balls and will. Our leaders have neither.

  51. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    LC MoMinuteMan

    shove every yummy bite down our pisslamic friends fuckin’ throats.

    Sir, they traditionally present a more optimal orifice skyward some 5 times a day.

    They ain’t askin’ for it?

    ..Just sayin’..

  52. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    May I give it a try nevertheless, oh Emperor !?!

    Pedophilic, pus-oozing, rotting pig entrails, brain-washing, bestialistic goat and camel fucking cult created by a demented, stinking, slime-covered pustulating turd called mohapigarsemed.

    And it WILL be eradicated from the earth in the near future, one way or another, wussies and dickless politicians notwithstanding…

    How did I do..?

    Late to the party as usual, LC Hardclimber, but I’d have to say that that was quite a decent effort, right there :em95:

    It’s still a bit too kind, though, but I suspect that if you quit holding back, you just might nail it.

  53. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    The ignorant savages want a teacher beheaded over a teddy bear named MoHAMed (may piss be upon him), yet no farwtah over this. WTF over?

  54. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    One thought I find gratifying…today the Other Half and I at morning coffee and conversation with the regulars about town. On the front page of the Fresno Bee is a big picture of that muslim meathead holding a sword demanding her execution. And the caption was less than complimentary.
    Joe, a good friend and fellow regular, looked at it, threw down the paper, said “This is the mentality we are dealing with?” If they kill this woman or others in her predicament, I say we execute them for murder. En masse. People are getting fed up with this shit.aside from the campus crazies and such, most libs I know remain silent…I think it’s sinking in. They will kill you, me, our friends, our women and kids, even our fucking dog. And by the way? Do you own a gun? The thought that my rifle would very neatly blow a mans head off at a fair distance…or the pistols for closer in, not to mention the shotgun. Folks in this town are armed…..I get a cold fury thinking of these animals near my daughter……….very cold indeed.

  55. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    #53,

    Answer: the teacher is within their reach.

  56. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    During the Victorian Era, this would have been dealt with quite easily.

    The consulate would demand the release of their citizen, and if it didn’t happen immediately, gunboats would make an appearance outside their harbors, and one last ultimatum would be issued.

    We really don’t need to wait for the gunboats these days.

  57. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    LC Cheapshot911…

    …they traditionally present a more optimal orifice skyward some 5 times a day.

    Their face, their ass… What’s the difference??

  58. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Comment by ACLPoo
    BTW, we don’t need nukes to kill off pisslam, we need balls and will. Our leaders have neither.

    I agree. We could easily flatten Pisslam with just a minimal set of political cojones and completely without nukes… BUT what about the FUN of having the biggest weenie roast and light show in all of history??? Also, let us not forget about being mindful of our pocketbooks. The cost of a single cruise missile sporting a 150kt Nuclear Camelcracker™ has got to be a helluva lot cheaper than paying for a couple of days worth of expenses in Afghanistan and Iraq. You’ve also got to take into consideration the symbology of an enormous mushroom cloud roiling into the sky over a (former) mooselim den of lying vipers. Raw, unadulterated and massive power! Just gives me the warm and fuzzies just thinking about it! And did I mention the pretty lights?

    Seriously, the use of nuclear weapons is no laughing matter, but these crazy, rapidly-procreating and proselytizing assholes for Mohammed are becoming a deadly plague on the planet! I wouldn’t rejoice at seeing millions of Muslims, good and bad, roast in a nuclear maelstrom, but dammit, I would rather see them fry than watch it happen my children and grandchildren! The use of nukes on Japan helped save untold millions of lives over the last 60 years. We need to use them again in an unmistakable show of resolute force so that the few crazy bastards that didn’t ionize, and anybody else who harbors ill designs towards Western Culture, will be absolutely certain that a nuclear ass-whoopin’ is theirs for the askin’ if they step out of line.

    Might I suggest the Mk-83?

    A major design feature for the B83 is its capability for accurate, low-level supersonic delivery (up to Mach 1.4) against hard targets (ICBM silos, etc.). The weapon is thus designed for relatively hard impacts on irregular reinforced concrete surfaces. Heavy steel weapon body in sub-divided by three internal bulkheads. It is equipped with a hollow shock absorbing steel nose, with concentric frangible rings to prevent riccochets or sliding. The warhead is mounted forward in the bomb body in the first compartment (the “forward case”) to make the bomb nose-heavy. The mid-case contains the firing set and fuzing controls, surrounded by a fiberglas-reinforced phenolic resin honeycomb for protection. These are the only compartments that need to survive impact. The aft case contains the arming system and thermal batteries, and behind this is the afterbody with the parachute system. The picture (above) of the disassembled bomb shows the forward and mid-case joined, the aft-case and afterbody are separate.

    The B83 has a 46 ft Kevlar-nylon ribbon parachute, held by 60 Kevlar suspension lines, and deployed by three 4-ft diameter pilot chutes. The 180 lb parachute system can reduce bomb velocity from Mach 0.93 to 65 ft/sec (44 mph) within just a few seconds.

  59. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    Mindy 1:

    A point of clarification about Darfur: The murderers are Arab Muslim militias (called “Janjaweed,” but I don’t know what the word means exactly and I’m not positive what language it’s even from). The victims are black, animist rather than Muslim, and I don’t know what language or ethnicity they are.

    Also, the Janjaweed have the support of the government in Khartoum. The same one that practices Sharia thinks a teddy bear is worth two weeks in jail or forty lashes.

    The victims may have nothing to do with us or love us or hate us, but somehow the asshats are the same.

    FWIW

  60. LC Horrabin Comment by LC Horrabin

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    Where are the Churchills and the F.D. Roosevelts when we so desperatly need them..?

    Dunno about FDR; he did fine on the war but all the liberal/politcally correct bullshit we’re awash in was a direct result of his nanny-state policies, amplified in spades by LBJ (piss be upon him too) and his socialist legacy.

  61. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    janjaweed- probly dope, weird how ‘they’ become more violent when stoned and most people just mellow out. personally i only use legal buzz but once was gubment lab rat.

  62. Unregistered Comment by LC Roguetek

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    Their face, their ass… What’s the difference??

    One end has at at least one tooth in it?

  63. Panzermann403 Comment by Panzermann403

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    Hi guys,
    bit late to the party, but the Missus needed my driving skills (they still drive on the wrong side of the bloody road on this island) and my packing mule characteristics for the Christmas Shopping over the weekend.

    But I also was in a pub on Tottenham Court Road with a couple of mates, all of them either Aussies, Kiwis or Englishmen, yeah and one Saffa. I was the only Kraut.

    I deliberately brought up the issue of the Teddybear Quagmire, because I like to to hear their opinion on stuff like that. You should’ve heard them. All of them, antipodeans and English alike, were loudly asking for either an SAS deployment, nuclear options or worse. It’s not often that they all speak as one, as subjects of the queen, as parts of the empire. But threats like this cause an instant reunification.

    We didn’t even get strange looks, which actually I would’ve expected given that London in general and the more touristy areas in particular are bleedingly liberal infested. But more the opposite was true, everybody liked what the chaps had to say.

    So I will conclude with what I always say when I get asked about it. Don’t think that the British Lion has died just yet, same as the German Landser. They have been dormant, in hibernation or even shackled. Whatever you want. But they are not dead yet. The more shit like this happens, the faster the Lion will awake.

    And believe me, the British are fierce fighters. When they are pissed off royally and righteously, they are awesome blokes.

  64. Paladin Comment by Paladin

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    Harry Truman would have known what to do. The Iranian pIsslamics need to be lit up before wreaking havoc on Israel at an unknown future time. If we don’t rock their wolrd first, they’ll be happy to pull a Kamikaze on us with a few Mil of their own. Drop it, B52 style!!!