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Grab a cooler full of adult beverages and head on over to Iowahawk’s place for one of the longest and, more importantly, funniest rectum shreddings of TNR and their Fuckheaded Fabulist™, Scott Beauchamp, you will ever read.

Here’s an excerpt:

Regardless, the doubts about “Shock Troops” resonated. All over the blogosphere, people who presented themselves as “experts” and “veterans” and claimed that the events described in the piece could never have happened. Some of these assertions were vague and meaningless– “They are not ‘Shock Troops.’ They are our best and bravest,” Kristol wrote–as if our soldiers were dainty plaster saints, immune from the traumas of wacky practical jokes of war. One wonders if Kristol has actually read the IMDB film reviews of Redacted, let alone actual seen it. But others were more specific and troubling. Denizens of FOB Falcon insisted that they had never seen a woman who matched Thomas’s description; some familiar with the Bradley asserted that it couldn’t be maneuvered into a 90 mph four-wheel drift, or pimped out with 22″ spinners, or setup with hydros to hop on stray dogs.

Remember to have plenty of refreshments on hand, but make damn sure that you wrap your monitor in SpewProof® brand plastic wrap before you go over and start reading.

F.E.T.E.

22 Responses to ““Fact-checking?!?! We Don’t Need No Steenkink Fact-checking!”
  1. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    what a bunch of :em72: everyone knows bradleys got tracks man.

  2. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    To illustrate his point, he narrated three wacky anecdotes, In one, he and his comrades held down a burnt amputee at a chow hall and gave her a “Cleveland Steamer.”

    Oh no he di’int!? :em01: :em01: :em01: :em99: :em99:

    Woohoo! This is gonna be good, back to reading.

  3. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    All of his rants reek of a bored :em72: REMF :em72: with nothing better to do than spread rumors. That little shit is in serious need of a heavy duty blanket party!!

  4. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Hysterical, my sides hurt. My wife thought I was having seizures, she said she had never seen so many snot bubbles in her life.

    From now on whenever I run across a self-important bloviating bastard I’ll just say he’s really being a Foer. Thanks Iowahawk for writing it and thanks Misha for pointing it out.

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    A heavy duty blanket party with steel boondockers yet. I was incredulous, more so as I read further. As in What planet are these bastards from? Or Where did they get those drugs? Even more astounding the fact that some people will actually believe it, others will want to. Fortunately in the small minority. What they have done is earn the dirisive ire and contempt of veterans everywhere. They might consider what that did to John Kerry the last election. Conversely, I hope they don’t.

  6. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Thanks Iowahawk for writing it and thanks Misha for pointing it out.

    Ya might want to recheck that by-line Nevada.

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC Roguetek

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    That was and is, entirely too funny.

  8. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    I assume this piece ridicules the styles associated with TNR; I’m not too motivated, honestly, to find out for myself!

  9. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    This just in: 5 French teens sentenced to prison for firebombing bus

  10. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Rug pulled out from underneath Rug Munchers

  11. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Our troops are surely NOT saints, but that does not mean they are such huge sinners either. They are human, and they make mistakes, but they are overall decent people, braver than I.

  12. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    Carl,

    God help me, I know what Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchez’s are, but what in the name of God’s Good Grace is a Stinky Wurlitzer?

  13. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Like Bob & Tom say, “You really don’t wanna know” Thresher. But if ya must, Google it.

  14. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Sir Chrisopher

    Rug pulled out from underneath Rug Munchers

    i went, i saw, i boggled. what a hoot. :em01:

  15. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    I’ll keep the boy looking for that elusive FOB Falcon Female.

  16. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    For any who are unfamiliar with Iowahawk: he’s a conservative who speaks moonbat better than the moonbats do.

    You warned me, Yer Majesty. Now I need a new keyboard.

    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

  17. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Oops, sorry B.C. that I didn’t catch that. Thanks for letting us in on this.

  18. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Notta problem, Steve. I get confused with His Imperial Vindictiveness™ all the time. I wear it as a badge of honor.
    :em03: :em93:

  19. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    Crunchie,

    I Googled. I wish I hadn’t now.

  20. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Told ya Thresher. :em99:

  21. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    Aww hells no! I got the byline wrong also. Sorry B.C.; that was excellent.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Cricket

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    Good grief. You weren’t kidding about the new set of abs. Not only do I have a triple six pack, I also have asthma. Thank you very much…

    heh.