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Gee, we’re beginning to see why Huckabee is doing so well in the polls as of late. It’s because the average voter is a flippin’, card-carrying doofus. Or at least the ones responding to polls.

Not only did the Anointed Clown claim that his cozy relationship with noted mass murderer and dictator Castro was due to his not knowing anything about the Cuban Missile Crisis and related issues (and we must quote Hot Air’s Bryan here):

Surely he does remember hearing about Elian Gonzalez, sent back to Castro’s Cuba by Huckabee’s fellow Arkansan, Bill Clinton? The Mareil boatlift? The Cuban Missile Crisis? The Spanish-American War?

They do have schools in Arkansas, right? These schools do teach history? Mike Huckabee attended school and learned history at some point in his life?

…he’s also now admitting that he has changed positions on Cuba (that he claims to know nothing about) because, well, because he’s running for President.

Wow. What’s not to love?

He’s not merely a functional illiterate with less knowledge of U.S. history than your average EUroweenie fucking 2nd grader, he’s also a self-admitted opportunistic liar! Combine that with his hatred of his fellow citizens, calling them “racist and nativist” when they don’t agree with him that every single illegal immigrant in the country should receive for free, on the spot, what millions are waiting in line for decades and paying through the nose for, his tender heart when it comes to pardoning rapists and murderers, his love of raising taxes and his philosophy that we should deal with mentally unstable psychopaths like Ahmadinnerjacket according to the Golden Rule and it’s a wonder that he’s not ahead in the polls by 60 percent.

If he were running as a Democrat, that is.

At this point, all I can say is that the polls showing him way ahead as the potential GOP nominee in ‘08 had better be doctored by the MSM.

Because if that is really, truly what the GOP voters want next year, then I will not merely be staying at home in November, I’ll be feeling fucking GOOD about it. Heck, I would hold my nose and vote for McCain before I’d vote for this imbecilic, to-the-left-of-the-Hildebeest freak of nature, and you all know how I feel about McVain, so that oughta tell you something.

Somebody needs to get the Fred Machine kicked into high gear, because if Huckleberry here is our candidate next year, then the Dhimmicrats can run Josef Stalin’s fucking ghost against him and win.

In a landslide.

31 Responses to “Oh, and He’s an Opportunistic Liar and an Imbecile as Well”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    At this point, all I can say is that the polls showing him way ahead as the potential GOP nominee in ‘08 had better be doctored by the MSM.

    Doctored, tweaked, twisted, pulled, bent, and just plain made up out of the whole cloth.

    If Fred doesn’t get off his arse, come Super Tuesday it’s going to be Rudy, I’m tellin’ ya.

    Hillary vs. Hillary Lite, what a choice. I might have to stay home with the Boss and an overly-ample supply of libation and fine ceegars, watching it all go up.

    Hoofbeats grow ever louder to the East.

    and FIRST too, beeyotches !

  2. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Agree with JB,

    If Fred doesn’t get off his arse, come Super Tuesday it’s going to be Rudy

    Wish there was more traction with Duncan Hunter … or even if him and Thompson team up for Pres and VP. But in any case time is a wasting. Same here with the adult beverages and cigars. Plus I placed a wager in Vegas with a *win* for the “Pale Horse”. with the other apocalypse riders to place and show.

  3. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    If Huck gets rid of Romney, he will have fulfilled his function in life. Huck appeals to people who are tired of both the hippies and the goofy Club for Growth types, but he will overplay his hand and implode sooner or later. Now, Fred needs to show some enthusiasm and act more like he wants the job.

    Still think the FairTax is the best idea since, well, ever. The economy is going to be the big issue in 2008 and abolition of the income tax code will be a good proposal to beat the Dems over the head with. Fred said he’d sign the bill if it crossed his desk.

    Don’t blow a gasket just yet, Sire; it’s not who starts first, it’s who finishes first that matters.

  4. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    i don’t care how many flip-flops he makes he’s still from arkansas. go Fred.

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Regardless of the outcome in the primaries I’m still going to the polls and I’ll probably end up writing in General Petraeus.

  6. The Southern Libertarian Comment by The Southern Libertarian

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    Fair Tax for the win :em03:

    PS How do you end a blockquoute???

  7. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    S.L.

    How do you end a blockquoute???

    press the button again after you paste your quote. click bquote to start paste click /bquote to end

  8. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    ROMNEY - PETRAEUS 08 … Let’s ** REALLY ** piss off the antireligious and antimilitary left!

  9. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    Gee, you dont think that matchup would have the MSM in a tizzy now do you?

    Here’s something else that might get their knickers in a wad ..

    http://www.zipperfish.com/toons/yaafm/yaafm-12-muslims/

  10. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    Huckabee looks too much like President Logan, and we all know what an asswipe he was. Glad Martha cut him up real good, the no ‘count bastard.

  11. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Damnit, people. The primaries haven’t even happened yet. FRED! can use funds. I’ve sent what I could afford so far, more to go. But for Gods SAKE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE PRIMARIES!!!!!!!! We need a decent candidate, before we worry about “Super Tuesday”. Thompson/Hunter? I’d for damn sure vote for that. We have to worry about who’s on the ballot, before we scream about who’s on the ballot.

  12. The Southern Libertarian Comment by The Southern Libertarian

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    Don’t worry all of us will have our wonderful opportunity to make up our minds on whether we are going to vote in a giant douche or the turd sandwich soon enough.

  13. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    this just in from Berkeley

  14. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    This Huckabullspewingberry reminds one of something one steps in sometimes… Very unpleasant on a hot day…

    My American friends, you find me at a loss for words on this. It is not my place or country to judge or comment on your choices, that being said, seems the “choices” aforementionned are as scary as can be. And Canada, being your biggest trading partner, (no, not Japan nor Europe but Canada is!!!) we will be very much affected by the outcome of your elections.

    You have the most powerful country this planet has ever seen, and a bunch of mindless clowns are lining up to run it. I don’t feel like laughing anymore…

    OK, I’m voting for The Major for Premier of Canada and The Emperor as head of your country. The former because he’s got a head on his shoulders (an a fellow officer no less!) and the latter because, hell, there’s nothing like saying it and running it like it should be!

    Where do I go to vote please..?

  15. DaToad Comment by DaToad

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    The more I see and hear Huckabuck, the more I want to drag him outside and pound some sense into his pro-amnesty, tax hiking, flip-flopping ass. I feel the about same about Lettuce Man*, and I don’t like Mitt and Rudy much either. I think RuPaul was on that UFO that Dennis saw, but I haven’t been able to get Shirley to confirm it.

    Go Fred, Go!! Go Duncan, Go!!

    *John McCain

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    come on guys, cut Mr. Huckabee a little. he is from arkansas after all.

    Hardclimber

    a bunch of mindless clowns are lining up to run it.

    as usual in politics everywhere we are not going to vote for the best man for the job. he aint running. we are going to vote for whoever we think is the least incompetant/ dangerous and pray for vaseline.

  17. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    come on guys, cut Mr. Huckabee a little. he is from arkansas after all.

    Isn’t that the same state that “Ididnothavesexwiththatwoman” KintoonIdidnotinhale lying fuck is from?
    Interesting… Or, as Mr Spock would say “fascinating”. Too bad this isn’t an episode of Star Trek. The only amusing thing will be to watch him change his tune again and again, depending on which direction the wind is blowing. Yeah, a real winner.

    Vaseline, yes. K-Y jelly seems to work well for our own politicians.

  18. Ginothegreat Comment by Ginothegreat

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    You just can’t make this shit up:

    Energy-Free by 2017!

    Mike Huckabee’s ambitious energy plan:

    I think we ought to be out there talking about ways to reduce energy
    consumption and waste. And we ought to declare that we will be free of
    energy consumption in this country within a decade, bold as that is.

  19. Antagonist Comment by Antagonist

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    Wow, Just wondering exactly what makes you believe he is a liar? What makes you say he is pro-amnesty? Where you are getting all of this cutting information from? And I am sorry but I don’t believe Fred will when the nomination or the election if he scraps through the primaries.

    What may happen, however is that Fred runs as an independent, and pulls a percentage of the Conservative vote away from the Republican party! Results of this is that Hillary or Obama do take office, and our country goes down the tubes. Anybody up for helping the predictions of the “World Ending on Dec 12th, 2012″?

  20. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Ah, of course. The usual “if you don’t vote for MY candidate, it will be The End Of The World As We Know It!!!1!ONE!”

    As for the info:Re: amnesty and tuition breaks From the horse’s mouth (or perhaps the other end)

    Re: Tax cuts The Arkansas Times (Those who would know his record best)

    As for calling him a liar: How else do you define one who says one thing and does another, misrepresents himself and his record, etc.?

    Yes, I know Fred worked as a lobbyist. I’ve checked out his Senate Record and when I compare that with what he’s said when campaigning (which he needs to do more), I find far fewer inconsistencies than I do with Romney, Huckabee, and McCain.

    If the Paulists are called Ronulans, what might we call Huckabee’s followers? Hucksters?

  21. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Well, THX pretty much answered it all, so thanks for that.

    Only thing I have to add, Antagonist, is about the liar bit. He claimed, publicly, that he sided with Castro as governor because he didn’t know about this whole Cold War with Cuba thing going on back then.

    I was actually being generous calling him a liar over that, because the alternative would be that he’s a drooling, uneducated, fucking retard. My DOG knows about our relationship with Cuba.

    Much in the same vein was his lame-ass “excuse” for his comments about quarantining AIDS patients back in ‘92. Once again, he claimed that “nobody knew back then that it wasn’t highly infectious.” Once again, he’s either a liar or a fucking retard, because I don’t know of ANYBODY, Kindergarteners included, who didn’t know by 1992 that AIDS didn’t infect you through handshakes, shared phones, touching door handles etc.

    As a matter of fact, if he once again tries to claim ignorance as a “defense” of his demonstrable stupidity, and he most likely will since it seems to be his favorite card (or only one, more like), I’ll have to add “one trick pony” to my criticism of him.

  22. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    And let’s not forget the Huckster’s attempt to slime Mormons with THIS snippet

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316548,00.html

    And for the record, Mormons believe in ONE begotten Son Of God .. Jesus Christ

    Huckabee KNOWS this but is trying to play dumb and slime 15 million Mormons in the process. Any chance he EVER had to get my vote just went straight to Hell. I do search engine placement, and I’m tempted to cause him MORE than a little grief … :)

  23. Ian Comment by Ian

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    Cynthia is soooooooooooo right - Barack obsama IS the CIA’s whiter replacement for Dr Martin Luther King! There is only one future in American politics and that is GREEN!

    I’m with Cynthia! You will be soon too! :em69:

  24. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Ya know. The Rott has everything … pointed social and political commentary … passionate comments from LC’s …. our own in-house geek (of questionable political stripe, but superb puter skilz!! -Get Well Soon DJ-) … and now thanks to IAN … comedy relief!!!! What a marooon.

    Come On Fred, wake up and start smack’en the wanna be’s . Let loose on the Dimbulbcrats!! Pick Hunter as your VP. But Hurry times awasting!!

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    Clean up, Aisle 24. Haz-mat spill, identified as green stupidium oxide crystals, use Personal Protective gear when cleaning spill and disposing.

  26. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ian

    There is only one future in American politics and that is GREEN!

    Why don’t you position yourself behind a goat and go BROWN? Seems this would be more in line with your intellectual level and sexual preferences.

    Moron.

    Folks, since I don’t feel like dealing with goats’ droppings this morning, would someone be inclined to wipe the floor with that poor sod’s face? I’ll be in your debt.

  27. Ian Comment by Ian

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    There is only one future in American politics and that is GREEN!…Why don’t you position yourself behind a goat and go BROWN?

    Yawn. More Republican sexual intolerance and nearsightetness…

  28. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ian

    More Republican sexual intolerance and nearsightetness…

    If you mean that I am not into farm animals, children and food stuff, you’re right! :em99:

    And you must have noticed the national flag besides my name, of course I’d be asking too much of you to recognize the flag of your northern neighbour… I am not Republican or Democrat, although this concept will completely escape you.

    How old are you, 10?!?

  29. Ian Comment by Ian

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    If you mean that I am not into farm animals, children

    At least once you hanged them for being different!

  30. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ian

    You’re hilarious child! Can you do better than utter one liners?! Oh, I forgot, your kind cannot form coherent sentences involving more than 10 words (or is it 8…). :em01:

    Not good enough little boy. Try harder! (I know, it’s difficult when mommy isn’t the one doing for you).