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I don’t usually get involved in blogwars, but this time I’m going to make an exception. A very loud, profane one, so hide the children because this is about to get ugly.

Some of you may remember the name of “Chuck Adkins.” I say “some of you” because he really is the very epitome of “insignificant”, a whiny little unemployable turd living with his momma while blaming everybody else, particularly George Bush, for his own shortcomings, shortcomings too numerous to even begin listing here. In other words, he’s a Nutroot.

All of this doesn’t really matter, however. After all, who really, truly gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut about yet another fat fuck with zero talents and even less value to humanity, maintaining a web site being read mainly by himself and his mother? Sure, he managed to get some attention when he started posting Michelle Malkin’s personal info on his shitty little site because he disagreed with her, and he got a bit more when he started throwing out threats about “taking out a hit” on other bloggers who dared question him, but he was still an insignificant little prick. What? Think I’m exaggerating? This is what the fat bag of pus had to say in email:

if you get your god damned head out your fucking ass or out of George W. Bush’s ASS you’d see that.
damned idiot, now go run your lame ass blog and leave me fuck alone, before I call a damn hit out on your ass. I know people in Georgia, ya know.

When informed that this was, as a matter of fact, an actual death threat and that the police would be informed, Chuck’s mother, G-d bless her for having to deal with a sorry ass excuse for a son like that, intervened and somehow managed to get it through the moron’s skull that he’d better lay off that kind of crap if he wanted to stay outside of jail. So he “decided” to “take a break from politics” and lay low. Which he should’ve stuck with, considering what comes next.

But of course the loudmouthed, morbidly obese little prick couldn’t stick with it, which led to one of LC & IB (and long time friend of mine) Mike Hendrix’s co-bloggers taking a humorous shot at his lack of willpower. Quite a mild one, if you ask me, and to make sure that everybody’s on the same page here, I’ll repost Randy’s exact words:

I’m also not even a tiny bit startled to find someone who not so very long ago was claiming to be cutting back on political commentary back at it full bore.

Ye gads. If principles were gasoline, some folks wouldn’t have enough to run an ant’s motorcycle halfway around a BB.

Nothing much here but a mild chuckle at Chuckle’s expense.

But Chuckleberry didn’t quite take it that way. Oh no he didn’t. He flew into a spittle-drenched rage, at which point he crossed every line known to mankind by posting this (since taken down without apology):

This might explain why this Christina Hendrix bitch is dead, If I had to hang around idiots like that, I’d fucking die too.

Yeah, I said that, I meant ever fucking word of it.

As you may recall, Christiana, Mike’s wife, was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident about half a year ago. Christiana who, by the way, had absolutely fucking NOTHING to do with whatever it is that got fat fart Chucky’s adult diaper all tied up in knots. Unless you call being married to somebody who runs a blog on which somebody else posts a snarky comment about the Detroit Dickhead known as Chuck Adkins “having something to do with it.”

Which is the point where I saw the RCOB descend before my eyes, and it’s never very fucking funny, nor an omen of good things to come when that happens. I really, truly hate it when The Machine pops up in my mind as if to say “you rang, master?” For the rest of the story, including Mike’s take on it and his correspondence with momma’s boy, go here.

All I have to say at this point is that Chucky, you really, truly done gone and did it now, you oozing, fat tub of rotten lard. You should’ve taken your momma’s advice and kept your fat pie hole shut, really you should, because at this point I wouldn’t sign you up for life insurance if you were the last fucking potential customer on Earth. I don’t know if you believe in Karma, as a matter of fact I highly doubt that your puny, double-digit mind has even heard of it since it doesn’t feature in your average Kindergarten readers, but she’s a bitch and she’s about to park a fucking semi on your doorstep and start unloading, you disgusting, pathetic excuse for a bipedal life form.

And yes, you can fucking take that any way you want too. I am a firm believer in “what goes around, comes around”, and if you have ever even heard of the concept, you cocksucking shitbird maggot pile of pus, you’d do yourself a huge favor by hiding deep inside a cave located in some turd world banana republic, because when yours does come around, in whatever shape that might take, it’s going to be so massively ugly that it’ll be used by toothless grandparents to scare their children into eating their veggies for generations to come.

You’re an accident waiting to happen, asshole, and I have a feeling that it won’t have to wait for much longer.

Sleep tight, fuckhead, sleep tight with one eye opened.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Jabba the Chuck has “accidentally” deleted his entire website, apparently, but not before some helpful souls mirrored the whole thing. Too bad, dumbass, but The Internet Is Forever™. Enjoy the rest of your miserable, pathetic waste of a life, especially if you somehow manage to get off your lardy, lazy, obscenely oversized arse and go in search of a job. It’d be fookin’ hilarious to see you get kicked out the door approximately 23 nanoseconds after you prospective employer Googles “Chuck Adkins.” If you don’t croak from a massive cardiac arrest before that, you grotesquely misshapen land whale.

But before the shitbird decided that trying to hide was the best option, he put up post after self-excusing post about how it wasn’t his fault and how Mike “started it.” The best part, however, was the bit about how everybody were being mean. To him. Call the Waaaaaah-mbulance Chucklehead, why don’t you. This bit was particularly rich in irony (thanks to LC Moriarty for providing us with it):

The point is folks, you can be angry with me, I’d expect this, I said something offensive. But leave my family out of it.

Yeah, he really said that. Embrace the irony, slapped on in multiple layers so thick that even Chuckles the Chimp wouldn’t be able to gnaw his way through it in less than a week. The slime that thought it appropriate to insult and denigrate the dead wife of somebody who had nothing to do with any of whatever the fuck it was that got twinkle-toes all tied up in knots actually whined about somebody dragging his family into it. Not to mention that, to the best of our knowledge, nobody ever DID drag his family into anything. G-d knows that his poor mother already have enough shit to deal with, being the unlucky soul having to provide the Creature that Ate Sheboygan with a shelter, not to mention *shudder* FOOD. Poor lady. Her grocery bill must read like the GDP of an industrialized nation.

It’d be a major financial windfall to her, were her offspring (if her offspring it is, seeing as how we doubt that anything human could give birth to that. Maybe aliens snatched her real son and replaced him with a giant amorphous glob of barely sentient snot) to have a tragic accident which, given its behavioral pattern, it’s bound to have sooner rather than later.

118 Responses to “The Definition of “Asking for it””
  1. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    You’re an accident waiting to happen, asshole,

    No sooner said… Lady Karma is really, really keen on that kind of shit, and who knows, maybe his very attitude has already got someone’s attention as to what kind of insignificant nobody he really is. He is of absolutely no consequence whatsoever. Yep, Lady Karma, gotta hand it to her, she knows how to deal with the crap of the world. I’ll put a few words in her ear…

    Anything else, Oh Emperor?

  2. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    that fuckwad just got himself a whole HEAP of trouble….. never speak ill of the dead.

  3. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    btw, every time I post I keep seeing another comment pop up that I didn’t write, and is from a few months ago: Case in point: a comment by fox3 on May 19th, 2007, about McCain.

  4. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Apparently, he’s never heard the saying, “If you can’t run with the big dogs…” He, too, was involved in a dust-up at PW…he must not be aware of the outcome of the Frisch affair…

    Maybe he and Deb Frisch, pee aitch dee are related…

  5. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Akornzombie, I’m wondering if that’s a Firefox “thing,” because I get the same thing happening.

    I get posts from different threads, even.

  6. philmon Comment by philmon

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    Double-digit mind?

    How kind of you to count leading zeroes.

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    I can’t believe he went there :em12: how dare he insult a woman who can’t defend herself.

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Why can’t I ever seem to escape the mind-numbing stupidity of Detroit?

    First tits on a chair, then this…I had a girlfreind with the same last name many moons ago. I wonder if they are related? Nahhhh….

  9. Mad Insomniac Comment by Mad Insomniac

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    What a douchenozzle. Actually, that’s an insult to douchenozzles.

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: some people are beneath contempt. :em96:

  10. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Detroit heh… Thank you…

  11. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    I can just see a couple people posting on Adkins’ excuse for a blog:

    “Nice blog you got here. Sure be a shame if something happened to it….”

    Not that I’m advocating anything, mind you. Just sayin’ ’s all….

    After all, where would the Kucinich-Krowd (all 5 of them) hang?

  12. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    he seems to be a poster boy for the nutroots. interesting…

  13. Unregistered Comment by rstephens

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    Why didn’t you just tell us what you really thought instead of holding back so much. Not fair making us guess how you are really feeling about this.

  14. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Trooper THX1138

    Not that I’m advocating anything, mind you. Just sayin’ ’s all….

    What a coincidence, I was just thinking the same thing… Yep, would be a real shame something should happen to this, this, this… whatever it is.

    Reminds me, I got to e-mail some friends in the U.S, being Christmas and all…

    Yeah, real shame…

  15. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    I’d pray for this worthless asshole to get thyroid cancer but it wouldn’t be kind or fair to the cancer cells.

    Maybe a flesh-eating bacteria strain instead?

  16. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

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    What do you all expect from these needle dicked little pussies? It’s obvious that this fat fucks sexual encounters consist of watching gay goat porn in the basement while contemplating shooting up the local elementary school (not a police station mind you, they’d shoot back). There isn’t a self respecting crack whore or farm animal anywhere that would even consider fucking him (even if he could find his dick, which I doubt). No, these are the Kool Aid drinking losers that the Democrat party is depending on to retake the WH.

    Yeah, and I’m next in line for Pope.

    Little shits like this are nothing but gutless little cowards who run to mommy when somebody stands up to them (but not daddy, he’d most likely kick him in the nuts when he came out of his drunken stuper). But like others here I believe in what goes around, comes around. This little bag of wet dog shit will mouth off to somebody at the wrong place and the wrong time and then he’ll be shitting in a plastic bag for the rest of his life.

    Hope you enjoy it fucker…payback is a real bitch.

  17. Tonto Comment by Tonto

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    Too much hate around here. Need to work on that.

  18. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    I could put my search engine placement skills to work and make this sod first on GOOGLE when someone types in ‘flaming asswipe’ :)

  19. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    What a sewer of a mind this scumbag has!

    Bad enough that he has it, worse than he publicizes it to the world and worse still that he plasters his disgusting image on the web for all to see.

    Welcome to the world of the Permanently Unemployable, Chuckles. There isn’t a respectable employer anywhere who won’t google for — and find — your image and what you’ve written, now and forevermore. Enjoy them refusing to hire you (or firing you on the spot for some other reason once they find out who you are.) There are plenty of precedents.

    This punk isn’t just a contemptible blob who deserves to be shunned… anyone who so much as sells him groceries should be boycotted.

    I don’t wish harm to a hair on his greasy, balding pate. I want him around a long, long time to savor the process.

  20. BobO Comment by BobO

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    What an absolute asshole! I’ve noticed his blog has since come down. Me thinks the shit’s been scared out of his ass now…as it should be. Twit!

  21. Unregistered Comment by red_sleeves

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    Is this the turd? :
    http://thepopulistblog.com/

    Looks like he just committed blog suicide and deleted everything.

    He has only one blog entry left and it’s title is:

    “What a Serious Screw up!”

  22. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

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    red

    That’s him but PB over at Coldfury backed up his site. Maybe our beloved Misha could get him to share it with all of us.

    Nothing like having your comments come back to bite you in your goat loving fat ass.

  23. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    And, you all realize, I’m sure, that he’s LOVING all this attention he’s getting. It would have been better just to ignore him altogether.

    Of course, it’s fun to watch everyone take him down. He’s probably too stupid to realize that no one is playing in HIS sandbox.

  24. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy

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    Christina.

    That’s too bad.

    . - or, you know, what’s coming will be, anyway.

    - MuscleDaddy

  25. RFA Comment by RFA

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    :em98: Call the loser what you will. It won’t sink in. Although it certainly is nice to vent on the fucktard!

  26. Unregistered Comment by LC Roguetek

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    Man, I need to go make some popcorn, and get comfortable. This is gonna be a -hoot-.

  27. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Looks like I’m late to the party again. His site is gone entirely now.

    He really should just crawl so far up his own ass, that he becomes a singularity of stoopid.

    He doesn’t want lil’ ole ME to root him out, and trust me, I can and would. You can’t hide from our databases.

    :em41:

  28. The Gonzman Comment by The Gonzman

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    That pustulant, mouthbreathing, lard-ass afterbirth of a homosexual gang-bang.

    Now, I just went over to Mike’s joint - and Mike, I will never forgive you for posting a picture of that syphilitic turd-burglar - and from there linked to Chuckie-Wuckie’s site. And Lo - behold: For an accident has happened, and alas, Little Charlie’s place is no more.

    How very fucking convenient.

    It seems somehow the addled twit managed to “accidentally” delete his site. Now, a less generous and more cynical soul than myself might think this was accidentally on purpose, and that the adorable little cum-guzzler (Move over, Amanda Marcotte, there’s a new sheriff in town, and he wants his turn!) is afwaid that someone might print his site out on 40-grit sandpaper and stick it up his ass sans lube. Or something. The more I look at the fuzzy fairy, such a thought would probably get his flaccid and pasty butt-cheeks quivering in excitement and anticipation. (Mike - if you read this, you’re forgiven after all, and we’re even.)

    I, on the other hand, charitable and gentle man that I am, am inclined to think that this dick with ears - who is quite probably the most desperately repressed ass-bandit I have ever seen - is merely stupider than my 10 year old niece who knows how to back up both her computer and her internet site. Then again, since he is a liberal, we really can’t expect much in the way of coherent thought, can we?

    In which case, son, the reason you’re out of work isn’t George - it’s because you’re dumber than a sack of fucking hammers. Seriously, Charles. Maybe you should consider that “Do you want fries with that?” might be a little unrealistic and ambitious for you. Try for a job that doesn’t require you to take breaks. Most employers can’t afford to retrain you twice a day.

    What is even worse is that this short-sighted little prick didn’t seem to consider that, perhaps, someone might go to as basic a site as, for instance, Yahoo People Search, and enter in his name and city, and begin looking and checking to see if there is a match and if it is him, then - HYPOTHETICALLY, MIND YOU - get in touch with anyone he might know in the notoriously idyllic and placid city of Detroit… Lord knows where that would lead to.

    Something just fucking AWFUL might happen to some little whoreson who was that stupid. If, you know, he were to piss off some uncivilized people. And boy, I bet that would make for some sleepless fucking nights. I mean, a lot of these left-tard butt-pirate bedwetters think that Right-Wingers wouldn’t even care if the Mommy whose basement they lived in got in the middle of it. Hell, some of them might even, in their paranoid delusions, fear that said right-wingers might even target his Mommy on purpose - or at the very least make her life so miserable for her that she’d toss him out right briskly on his ear and force him to get a job.

    And that’s be tough on someone like Chucky. Since the only thing he is qualified for is catamite, and he’d have to be the butt-monkey for an awfully disgusting old faggot in that case. And being on the street, ya know - he’d be a sitting duck for someone with a grudge

    Mmmm. Man, if I were a guy like that … Golly, Unca Misha - I’d probably be tripping over myself to issue unqualified apologies and find a safer hobby thereafter. I mean, those scawy wight-wingers have like weapons, and networks, and … Boom, boom, boom! I’d never see it coming .. and they’d have alibis and shit like that. And Heaven knows, they are evil Libertarian types who are smart enough not to even talk to the police - Wow. I bet there’d be no leads in a big hurry.

    Just another fat, bloated, turd who couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

    Lord have mercy - could you imagine living a life like that? Looking over your fucking shoulder every fucking minute of every fucking day?

    And you know what the worst thing is? Someone who made such threats might be serious - or maybe not. And even if he wasn’t, someone else might see them and say “Well! Wotta Deal! Great FUCKING Idea!” And such an asstard wouldn’t know - but couldn’t afford to take any chances.

    Man. That’d suck, wouldn’t it?

    Boy howdy, but I am glad I am not that guy. If I was, though - I’d be cranking out some serious apologies and reparations, and I’d try like fuck to get it right the first time, lest someone got impatient and didn’t give me a second chance. Yessir. This would not be a thing I’d want to try to haggle with people on.

    Well. I suppose to most people, this bulbous sack of rancid suet probably wouldn’t be worth the risk. Still, though … ya never know…

  29. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Posted over at Patterico we find the following from our Humble Correspondent, before his site imploded:

    (#78)

    Update: You know, I’ve been monitoring the responses in said Blog and also in one, which took occasion to slam me. and also in one who posted what basically amounted to a veiled threat. I’d hate to have to file a complaint with the local detectives around here. I offered an apology for what was said. What else do these people want? Slander, I can deal with, it happens to me all the time. But threats against me and my family, whether direct or implied, will be dealt with. So, I’d advise said people, if you don’t want Detectives knocking on your doors, quit with the threats. I take such matters quite seriously. I admitted that I crossed a line in a flame war. and I removed the offending text and offered an apology, if this isn’t good enough for you guys, than I don’t know what to tell you. But I’d strongly advise those who are angry to watch what you say in Public. Because making threats on a Public forum, is a Felony. and can land you in Prison. While I’m not a cowardly person, who hides behind the cops. I will not idly stand by and let people threaten my family. The point is folks, you can be angry with me, I’d expect this, I said something offensive. But leave my family out of it. Threaten me. Leave this house and my family out of it. I just live here, because I have nowhere else to go. I’m 35, I’m an adult. Honestly? If I had the cash and a good, steady, income, I’d be out of this house, yesterday. Some people, in their haste to judge me, forget to look at the whole picture.

    (#101)

    Guys… here’s the deal…

    I totally made a massive mistake today. I attempted to get a Plug in to work on my Blog. I was messing with the Permissions in cPanel and for some weird reason, the only thing I could get was a flipping blank screen on my blog.

    So, I decided to nuke the Blog. I saved all my Plug-ins for wordpress and the theme. But all the old messages for Wordpress are gone. Wordpress can only import like 5 megs at a time. So, I’m basically screwed. :(

    Not to worry, Chuck. Word has it your blog was mirrored before it went down. Enjoy your newfound celebrity, puke.

  30. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Misha

    about to park a fucking semi on your doorstep and start unloading,

    Just need the directions.

    This is inexcusable.

  31. randy Comment by randy

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    I’m 35, I’m an adult

    I’ve seen no evidence of that in any of his writings to date.

    Some people are still breathing only because

    1. It’s illegal to kill them

    2. They’re not worth the price of the ammo it would take to blow them away.

    Letting him live the life he has, knowing deep inside he’s a total loser, and beneath contempt is probably the best revenge.

  32. Unregistered Comment by a.c #1

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    Ya’ll just giving the boy what he wants,
    I bet he thinks he’s a big time player now,
    he’s gotten mentions everywhere.

  33. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    It seems this piece of semi-sentenant sheep shit does not know when to quit.

    Chuck you got some ‘Splainin’ to do here!

    December
    12th

    Don’t I always?!?! :roll:
    In case you haven’t figured it out. I made a seriously stupid mistake. and I basically, I lost it all. Yep, that’s right everything is gone. I know, some of you are quite amused to know that I lost everything. what I get for insulting a dead man’s wife, right?

    Anyhow… I wanted to do something different with this domain anyhow… so, Stay tuned. It make take a while…But I’ll be back in the swing of it, soon.

    -Chuck

    Oh, and here is the link for those who want to see for themselves.

    here ya go while it is still floating around the internet. I should also note his *new site in progress* has changed at least twice from this link posted earlier in the comments above.

    For what it is worth, no one deserves to have their deceased loved ones bandied about in such a fashion. Mike is a stronger (and better) man then I am for showing the restraint and level of civility he has. Had this happened to me … well I am afraid I would be depending on the kindness of friends to keep me supplied with cigs while I was doing time.

    And as so many have stated. Chuck, karma is a real bitch … and you just moved right up to the top o’ her hit parade.

  34. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Disgusting loser. said to my face about my wife in that situation I’d find out if I could still break a jaw. I’m not greedy, just one Sunday punch, everything I had. C’mon Karma…just one…….pathetic little cocksucker! Too bad he doesn’t live in Kalifornia, I do have some less than illustrous friends here looking for some work. Damn shame, actually……anybody can have a car accident. Be dreadful if something happened to say, his brakes. Maybe all of us should visit his new site when it opens…..as in all of us.

  35. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Misha, if I ever say anything that makes you mad, pretend I never said it!

    Please?

  36. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    People like that are a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

    If that man said that in my presence about my wife .. I think, Caveman, I’d end up in the slammer too. Probably a real safe bet. I can just see that pathetic sod living in his mom’s basement, cringing because women won’t give him the time of day so he ends up having relations with blowup dolls, or sheep .. end then he’d end up raping some poor innocent because he doesnt have the stones to be a man and change what he needs to change.

    I take a REAL dim view of so called ‘men’ like him. So called ‘men’ like him have no honor, and to me, if you have no honor, you may as well just pull the trigger on yourself and be done with it. Once upon a time, back in my young and stupid days, I thumped a guy like that who sexually assaulted someone I was engaged to. He’s still doing 25 to life for the sexual assault. I paid my own price for thumping him, but I never have nor will I EVER apologize for taking a little prick like that who tries to terrorize women and teaching him a lesson. And what was his excuse? He felt powerless and this was his way of payback. Same thing for that little prick and his blog, posting personal info about someone to try and terrorize someone. It isnt about anything else but power with those types.

    He’d do well to not terrorize people anymore, and to just shut his mouth. Sometimes, karma uses a pissed off loved one as a messenger. This much I know from experience.

  37. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    I think BobO’s got the right of it. I went over to ColdFury after reading our Imperator’s post so I could pay my respects. The comments there were about the same as the comments here. And it sounds as if any number of other blogs are also getting in on the fun. If he gets back up and running again, it will be worth giving him the traffic just to scare him into taking it down again.
    Gunsniper:

    Maybe a flesh-eating bacteria strain instead?

    I saw that picture of him. I doubt any self-respecting flesh-eating bacterium would get anywhere near that even if it were starving.

  38. Retired Spook Comment by Retired Spook

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    “If that man said that in my presence about my wife .. I think, Caveman, I’d end up in the slammer too.”

    Yeah, me too. But I’ll bet I’d be out of jail before he got out of the hospital!

  39. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I almost lost my wife, twenty-three years ago, the one I call The Other Half in my writings….I watched her fight for her life on pulmonary life support for four days, a computer breathing for her and feeding her. The doctor told me she was young and strong……and she knew. She could not speak but those entreating eyes begging me for a solace I could not provide save for my daily presence. A man unable to defend his woman truly does endure a very special hell. And to read of some piece of dreck making a comment like this, then daring to complain his family should not be involved. Be careful opening such a can of worms, asshole………far too many of us remember days such as this, not to be belittled or taken lightly, but respected and gently placed in your heart. For as men of honor will, we stand with and will defend our friends if called upon. You don’t make the rules, asshole….we do. Remember that, sound medical advice.

  40. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    I guess that sod thought Michelle Malkin’s family did not matter, but his does??

    So called men like that bring out 400 years of Norwegian and German ancestry in me. Last prick who did that, well, you already know the story :)

    Oh, and Retired Spook? Thank you for your service. I ended up as an O-3 dealing with preventing hackers going into sensitive systems … started as a civilian consultant and ended up with wearing Air Force Blue back in the late 80s. I’ve always had the utmost respect for those who have served and continue to serve.

  41. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Lots of folks have the same mindset…about loved ones….about honor…about dealing with lower life forms….knew there was a reason I liked it here. Good on y’all.

  42. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Muslim leaders cautioned against jumping to conclusions.

    “I don’t want the public to think that this is really an Islamic issue or an immigrant issue,” said Mohamed Elmasry of the Canadian Islamic Congress. “It is a teenager issue.”

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  44. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    From some of the posts at some of the other sites, it appears that Chuckles has a restraining order against him…he has to stay at least 300 feet away from CHILDREN!

    So not only does he libel a dead woman, he’s a true pervert, as well.

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    Oh, BTW, Chuckie’s got his site up again. Check the comments section in ColdFury for the link.

  46. Unregistered Comment by MVK MERR

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    Ok, to lighten all of yous up, I am back. I have been lurking around for a while but thanks to the reflector beam from AOL I never got my password(feels unlucky) until I talked to Misha.

    A reintroduction comes in handy. I am a very nervous, annoying little brat(21 years of age) who goes to a few small Community Colleges in Florida from Maryland. I have the title “MVK” because I have a little bit of a quirky personality and strange behavior. I have gotten a bad streak three times but other than that I am on the upscale. This is also the first place where I fine-tuned my political persona to become a Zionist Neo-Con Semi-Anarchistic Libertarian Nutcase. It has served me well throughout all of the wars that I have been in.

    As well as I should tell you, including Psychochick, I used to be a Neo-Hippie which gave me my love for music. I also love fine cinema and videogames so much that I knew what ROM Hacking was at 12 years old.

    I also am planning to write a Libertarian Anthem(to counter The Internationale), to start a very popular band(if I can find one), and I write lyrics.

    Man, when I was thinking about this I had 10,000 things going through my head.

    OK, I am going to write two songs for you and yous all should like it. It is bipartisan. Bring on teh funny(tm)

    Song: Peter Paul(Sourced from Me and Paul)

    Well it’s been tough and cocky travelin’

    But I’ve finally found somebody to sell out more than Ron Brown.

    After taking several donations

    I am surprised I don’t recall is very sound.

    I guess Washington was the roughest

    But I know that I lied about them all

    I gave him my education

    With Stan Lee’s fixation, Peter Paul.

    Almost busted in Little Rock.

    But for cattle futures I would rather not disclose.

    But if you are staying with a rapist there and leave for the Whitehouse.

    Just don’t leave nothing in your soul.

    And at the airport in Brazil.

    Interpol detained him for no reason at all.

    They said he looked suspicious

    But I didn’t want to get sued by Peter Paul.

    I guess New York was the roughest

    But I know I always lie about them all

    He received my education

    from the Hollywood gala in the nation, Peter Paul.

    An original will be put up if people like this spoof.

    BTW, Chuck what is it with the politics of personal destruction, moron?

  47. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Was this Chuck Adkins dirtbag the bozo from YouTube who was telling everyone about the Bible and yelling at them to QUIT DRINKING? (or something to that effect)

  48. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    are you guys talking about the Adkins Diet?

  49. Unregistered Comment by MVK MERR

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    I personally wouldn’t be surprised if his group of thugs living the thug life are a bunch of posers wearing hoodies and listening to loud Rap music while driving through downtown Detroit. Wherever is Lord Spatula with his address and invitation to duel especially in this opportunity?

    Personally I want my blogwar. I want to be a mob boss of my own blog(one overlong post on the future of videogames) and I want a blogwar with Markos. OK!

    :;sigh:: Just saying things like that won’t make it happen.

    Oh well, cheers to the humiliation of Upchuck. :em03:

  50. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    Skye, what link shows about his restraining order?

  51. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Rott-worthy rant over there: :em72: :em58:


    “craven and cowardly low-life”
    “twat”
    “asshole”
    “androgynous pudge-bucket”
    “Mr. Cheesy Thighs”
    “degenerate piece of shit”
    ” total waste of oxygen”
    “twatwaffle”
    “cockbiter”
    “craven little creep”
    “pustule”
    “a two-year-old with a full diaper, a hand full of shit, and a blank wall”
    “mouthbreathing”
    “deranged, little ratfucker”
    “loser-pudge”
    “worthless”
    “pathetic”
    “oozing sack of shit”
    “scum-sucking sow”
    “His momma should have terminated him in the third trimester”
    “a shit-spewing, thunder-thighed, nine-year-old bully in a balding man’s body.”

    :em01: :em99: :em93: :twisted:

  52. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Wow…he should sell himself to a lab pronto, because he is definitely living proof that vaginal yeast can evolve enough to walk, talk, and shit on the carpet. :em72:

    Chucky Duck best be thankful that he’s not within reaching distance of me. I would rip his useless dick off like a wet paper towel.

  53. Unregistered Comment by jmd

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    I love this site!

  54. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    Mrs. M, one thing I like about you is you are SO cultured and refined and diplomatic .. tell us how you really feel about that pile of diseased phlegm :)

  55. psychochick, LC Comment by psychochick, LC

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    Mrs. M
    I hesitate to disagree with you, but I think the vaginal yeast is superior. It possesses the ability to overcome the body’s defenses and cause disease. I doubt he has that type of power.

  56. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    Some things even vaginal yeast wont affiliate with :)

    Oh God, I am going to go blind …. I just had the ugliest visual of this guy and his rolls of pudge, and little aliens crawling out of the folds, and sprouting arms and legs etc

  57. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Make up your own right here.

  58. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    There was supposed to be a poster to go along with my previous comment. Oh, well.

  59. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    I can’t do anything about this directly, I don’t want the karma of this man’s death on my soul.

    I am willing to take care of the corpse, though.

  60. Unregistered Comment by PFC Krondax

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    hrmm. detroit? thats not far. less than a day’s drive, and i know friends in MI…. hunting party me thinks?

  61. xenophobic Comment by xenophobic

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    I’d advise said people, if you don’t want Detectives knocking on your doors, quit with the threats.

    While I’m not a cowardly person, who hides behind the cops.

    Have another cheeseburger, leave thinking to the upright people.

  62. Unregistered Comment by MVK MERR

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    Krondax, the only problem is that it may be part of Glenn Greenwald’s Spekial Recipee Sock Puppet Special. Afterall with all of Greenwald’s sock puppets, who knows who one is?

    The funny thing about this guy is he resorts to the usual cliches of yelling and yammering and spitting. I wonder if he is competing for best insult master(tm)?

    Like I said before, I want a blogwar. I really want a guy who is currently unemployed, a Neo-Nazi(see I can make stuff up also just like Chuckles), and a misogynist to be breathing down my neck enforcing threats.

    I bet you that he doesn’t even know anything about guns or weapons in particular. Probably a hard-edged shuriken he found while shopping for comic books and that is it.

    And you’ve got people wondering why other people commit suicide. You are boring me, Chuckles, really boring me here.

    Why not try something original like Yo Momma jokes? Or perhaps talk LIK THS.

    In reality nobody should be offended much by Chuckles. He gets a high from doing a cardboard impersonation of a villain from a X-men movie and hopes to be taken seriously. I wonder if he has also said before “And now you die” on an Internet chatroom.

    That Chuckles, in rudderless Michigan filled with the most Liberal city across from Canada. Why doesn’t Chuckles leave? Oh yeah, because he is steering the boat. Yeah real Detroit power, just like burning down half of the city and never rebuilding it eh Chuckles? Real taking it to the man Left-Wing power, eh?

    You make me chuckle, Chuckles.

  63. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    When I read the update to this post, my first thought was, “I didn’t do it, I was at the company christmas party!” Then I read that the stupid sod did it TO HIMSELF! How the hell does this guy walk and breathe at the same time? :em99: :em01:

  64. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    From Tonto @ #17

    Too much hate around here. Need to work on that.

    Not hate…disgust.

  65. Ian Comment by Ian

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    WOW! ALL THIS HATE BECAUSE ONE GUY IS OVERWEIGHT (ACCORDING TO CORPORATE CHARTS)!
    THE O’LIELLY HATE MACHINE IS IN OVERDRIVE!

    Unlike insecure corporate Repukes - I am secure in my unconventional sexuality! HETEROSEXUALITY IS A HATE CRIME!

  66. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ian

    I am secure in my unconventional sexuality!

    Hey, whatever happens in the barn stays in the barn… Let me guess, in your case… sheep?

  67. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    And Ian, somehow, I am convinced that you and that stupid-beyond-words Adkins are very similar in looks, intellect (or lack thereof in this case!), likes and dislikes, habits, you’re just another “live at home with mommy” boy who has never, can never, will never accomplish anything. A mommy-made loser. Losers breed losers, but you already knew that.

    You probably noticed that this site contains mostly professionals, well-educated, well-read individuals who have, lo and behold, accomplished something in life. So, when you spew mindless drivel and slogans, you validate our opinions of the likes of you. You are of no consequence whatsoever, whether you live or die is of no matter to any of us, or to the rest of the world.

    You think you’re funny? Watching an idiot’s site disintegrate, that’s funny, reading your drivel, that’s hilarious. You’re a live-at-home with mommy moron who needs to find a functionning brain soon and actually become a sentient being. On second thought, your imbecility will prevent that from ever happening.

    No go back to your sheep… Good boy.

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  70. Ian Comment by Ian

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    Hardclimber,

    Where did you get your name - up and down a burning cross? :em98:

  71. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Ian

    Oh, it’s you, thought I had stepped in something…

    That name was acquired during my service as a fighter pilot. You don’t get to become one by living at home with mommy boy.

    Besides cliches and drivel, have you got anything intelligent to say!? Didn’t think so…

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  74. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber

    Let me guess, in your case… sheep?

    in the case of Ian, regardless of his proclivities, your assumption that he is actually getting some is charitable and very much in keeping with your big-hearted, warm and giving personality. :em93:

  75. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Intellectual Conservative,

    Apparently, Adkins has several blogs he posts on. One of the commenters at AceofSpades appears to have taken this from one of the various blogs. I can’t pin it down, yet.

    caption:

    …and that’s the story that explains why I am not allowed within three hundred feet of children. The whole thing is Bush’s fault if you think about it. That whole with us or against us attitude. It didn’t involve a girl, but the Bush appointed KGB-Nazi’s over at the court house said were like “A child molester is a child molester”. I was all “So what’s up Nazi? I didn’t molest any girls and I am now like the axis of evil but for molesting boys.” The clerk gestapo was all “Yeah, pretty much. You have to come back an register next year. Also, you need to tell your neighbors about this.” Fucking Patriot Act!!!Ruining our freedoms.

    Hm…upon further read, it appears that this may have come from a photoshop contest. If so, I stand corrected.

    He may not be a pervert, but he’s still a momma’s boy.

  76. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

    Fucking Patriot Act!!!Ruining our freedoms.

    A bit of translation needed here… “Damn laws that won’t allow you to have your perverted ways with boys, girls and farm animals, I should be permitted to do ANYTHING I want anytime, I am a socialist after all!”.

    Mommy so protected the little pervert, he feels he has to “take revenge” using perversion to “validate” himself. Fat, ugly, stupid, repressed and perverted. Yep, that would cover it quite nicely.

    And in case you have not noticed folks, this Ian asswipe is looking to have a bullseye painted on his forehead (or whatever that blank space over his eyebrows is, only the sheep would know…). Certainly sounds like that “kayinmaine” impostor we had a little while back. Amusing little shit though… “It” will certainly entertain the good LCs for a while…

    hilljohnny

    your assumption that he is actually getting some is charitable and very much in keeping with your big-hearted, warm and giving personality.

    You know me, the ever so polite and empathic Canuck…

  77. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

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    It didn’t involve a girl

    Also, you need to tell your neighbors about this.

    Well I think that pretty much answers the question of why he’s unemployed and living in mommies basement.

    The neighbors probably have 10x scopes mounted on a various assortment of hunting rifles waiting for this perv to walk down the street.

    :em02:

  78. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Light29ID

    The neighbors probably have 10x scopes mounted on a various assortment of hunting rifles waiting for this perv to walk down the street.

    You KNOW how I love stuff like this, since we’re “nazis” in these like fucks’ cranium blank space, they see the gestapo everywhere. Well, if it keeps them in line and in fear of touching children, I’m all for it.

    Stupid slogans and drivel from Ian in 5, 4, 3, 2, …

  79. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    way off topic but ladies take note if you are ever raped charge the miserable P.O.S. with indecent exposure. he will get more time in jail and ‘wienie waggers’ catch more hell from the other inmates.

  80. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    HETEROSEXUALITY IS A HATE CRIME!

    Lock me up. In just 10 months and 11 days I will have been married to the same woman for 25 years. –There’s no point telling you that really, I just like to brag.–

    Why is it that the homosexual crowd hates heterosexuality so much? I don’t hate homosexuals. I just prefer that bedroom activity, whatever its form, is kept in the bedroom.

    As for Chuckie, it sounds like his future is assured, just not one he would want. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate guy (I couldn’t say nicer guy, my fingers would have rebelled.)

  81. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    NevadaDailySteve

    In just 10 months and 11 days I will have been married to the same woman for 25 years.

    Well, Congratulations in advance! Glad to see how happy this makes you my friend! You might have offended Ian though, since your wife is an actual human being… How insensitive of you! :em99: The turd seems to prefer livestock and whatever else. Can’t show decency to the socialists now, can we! :em01:

    As for C.A. he’s got a D.W. already signed… Lady Karma just issued it.

    Best wished from Canada.

  82. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    of course, ran off without doublechecking, last sentence you read “Best wishes from Canada”..

    Dosvedanya.

  83. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy

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    UpChuck Sez:

    …what I get for insulting a dead man’s wife, right?

    (from #33)

    See, this is part of the problem - in the first place it wasn’t “insulting a dead man’s wife - it was “insulting a man’s dead wife.

    - this pathetic, worthless nothing can’t even pay attention well enough to keep that straight - and I doubt he even understands that there would be a substantive difference.

    That she was someone that a great many of us had come to care about is doubtlessly also something he cannot understand, as that would involve knowing what that feels like in the first place.

    …and his sad, angry little 35-year-old-basement-dwelling-world cannot allow the instrusion of such thoughts, or he would recognize that specific and complete void in his own life

    - a recognition requiring that he end that life soon thereafter.

    Scarf down another pizza on your slow, inexorable road to an unnoticed and lonely death, you sad, small nothing of a loser..

    …. maybe you really can cover that hole with enough extra toppings.

    - MuscleDaddy

  84. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy

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    Hardclimber, NevadaDailySteve,

    Ian’s. Not. Real.

    - MuscleDaddy

  85. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    Comment by Ian:

    WOW! ALL THIS HATE BECAUSE ONE GUY IS OVERWEIGHT (ACCORDING TO CORPORATE CHARTS)!
    THE O’LIELLY HATE MACHINE IS IN OVERDRIVE!

    Unlike insecure corporate Repukes - I am secure in my unconventional sexuality! HETEROSEXUALITY IS A HATE CRIME!

    Yer self-hate site’s broke again, Misha ….

  86. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Yer self-hate site’s broke again, Misha ….

    As far as I know, it was taken down at the beginning of April after the joke was over and hasn’t been up since.

    One has to appreciate the irony in a satire troll spoofing a fake identity that was never real to begin with, though. Until one gets bored with it, that is, which I’m pretty close to being by now.

  87. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC MuscleDaddy

    Ian’s. Not. Real.

    I was just starting to have fun! Of course he isn’t real, but how else can we practice our “return fire”!?!?

    Shucks, now I have to find something else to distract myself with… :em41:

    (actually I thought it was DJ having a little fun…)

    You know NevadaDailySteve was just getting started as well. Now you disappointed TWO LC’s…

    My heart is broken, broken I tell you (sniff) That’s it, as soon as I get home this evening, I’ll drown my sorrows at this untimely interruption of my daily amusement.

    By, being the nice gentleman that I am, a big Thank You to The Emperor for the distraction!

    Any news from Deej ?

  88. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC MuscleDaddy

    Ian’s. Not. Real.

    I was just starting to have fun! Of course he isn’t real, but how else can we practice our “return fire”!?!?

    Shucks, now I have to find something else to distract myself with… :em41:

    (actually I thought it was DJ having a little fun…)

    You know NevadaDailySteve was just getting started as well. Now you disappointed TWO LC’s…

    My heart is broken, BROKEN I tell you (sniff)! That’s it, as soon as I get home this evening, I’ll drown my sorrows at this untimely interruption of my daily amusement.

    Well, being the nice gentleman that I am, a big Thank You to The Emperor for the distraction just the same!

    Any news from Deej ?

  89. DaToad Comment by DaToad

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    And to think I almost missed this soiree! I had to go back through all the links to get the full picture, and it is disgusting.

    Good call MuscleDaddy.

    NevadaDailySteve, Very cool. Congrats. My wife and I can make 25 yrs too - if we live to 83 and 85 respectively.

    Ian, as a hate crime spewing Nazi, I suggest that you grab Chuck and make a trip up Broke Dick Mountain so both of you can wrap your lips around some stick pussy. Maybe with your mouths full you can both STFU.

  90. DANEgerus Comment by DANEgerus

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    Yeah… a member of the ‘reality based community’

  91. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    ladies take note if you are ever raped charge the miserable P.O.S. with indecent exposure.

    Ummm….hard to charge a dead rapist with much of anything when he has a full mag of .9mm in his perverted carcass. :em96:


    NevadaDailySteve
    congrats on the anniversary. How’d you manage to get her to put up with you all these years? :em99:

    ”I was just starting to have fun! Of course he isn’t real, but how else can we practice our return fire!?!?”

    I’ve been bugging the Emperor for a shooting range out back of the Imperial Castle for ages now…..keep telling him he could make a killing off the spent brass and range fees. Not to mention a more amusing way of dealing with trolls.

    But does he listen to me?? Nooooooooooooo…….I’m just the crazy Broom Lady around here.

  92. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Mrs M i do most humbly apologise for any slight that may have been implied in my previous comment (please dont hurt me). i posted it because it reminded me of a case bak home. a young lady was raped and her lawyer pointed out to her that in she accused the P.O.S. of exposing himself (technically true) the defense wouldn’t be delving into her past, why she was were she was, how she was dressed ect. at the trial the P.O.S. became so upset he stood up in the middle of her testimony and yelled ‘i didn’t flash the b*tch, i raped her.’ that took care of the problem for about 25 years.

  93. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Mrs M i do most humbly apologise for any slight that may have been implied in my previous comment (please dont hurt me).

    Oh no slight taken hilljohnny. I was simply stating that in my case….it won’t be an issue. And if Santa is in a really good mood….I’ll be trading that .9mm for a .45. Then I can REALLY f*ck up a goblin’s day. :em93:

  94. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Mrs M

    And if Santa is in a really good mood….I’ll be trading that .9mm for a .45.

    here’s hoping. i enjoy my old firestar m-45 much more than any 9mm i’ve tried.

  95. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    One has to appreciate the irony in a satire troll spoofing a fake identity that was never real to begin with, though. Until one gets bored with it, that is, which I’m pretty close to being by now.

    Troll frogging an April 1st joke ID?

    How odd.

  96. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    Ian said:

    THE O’LIELLY HATE MACHINE IS IN OVERDRIVE!

    You’re making fun of how Charlie Chan talks???

    Goddamn racist POS. :em96:

    Your Emperorness, you don’t need to make it so easy.

  97. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    this is too weird not to share. look at the first article

  98. Son Of The Godfather Comment by Son Of The Godfather

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    Looks like the asshole came to his senses… Latest post:

    Update: Guys, Listen. I admit, I made a big fucking mistake. I made that “Update #2″ before I even knew who she really was. But, that’s not the point here. The point is, that I was wrong. Dead wrong, wrong to even say what I said, at all. It does not matter, who started what, What matters is, that I crossed a line. and I admit that, and for that I am truly sorry. I do hope that Mike and everyone over a Cold Fury can bring themselves to forgive me and move on. If not, I can understand. I apologize for the attitude I took too. I thought I’d stick up for myself. But I guess it just caused more problems.

    I don’t know if that will do any good though.

    Some lines, you JUST DON’T CROSS.

    OT, That Rott watermark picture in the typing field is hella-cool. It only appears at an angle on my laptop.

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    This Chuck guy, he’s the “Chuck” in the “Two Girls-One Chuck” video, right?

  100. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Wow, what a low-life. I cannot speak for Mike, but I would never trust an apology from ButtFuckChuck, no matter how well written and heartfelt it looks. Obviously didn’t learn his lesson the first time his mouth wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash.

    Perhaps the best way to handle this is for the ButtFuckster to enjoy 2 or 3 years of constantly looking over his shoulder, followed by an unfortunate “Buffalo Bill.” You know, where Chuckie spends some quality time in a deep hole while being prepped for use as a 4XL overcoat by a poodle-toting, psychotic transvestite who “skins his humps.”

    Click HERE!

  101. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    major AAAIIIEEE it burns….

  102. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    I wonder if mommy threatened to pull the plug on his internet access…

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    […] name seems to keep cropping up left and right. That’s right! Grand Master Chuckie-Chuck!! And what he’s done this time is even worse than what he did last […]

  104. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Chuck Adkins: Enema King™

  105. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    How’d you manage to get her to put up with you all these years? :em99:

    She’s a very intelligent, perceptive lady, what can I say? :em95:

    Actually she is a very intelligent, perceptive lady. She also happens to be incredibly patient and forgiving. I think the second set of criteria is the more relevant to this discussion.

    We also have been able to get over the usual tiffs and spats without permanent damage because we can talk about them, sometimes it takes awhile for the situation to cool off but eventually we will straighten things out and put it behind us.

    Ian’s. Not. Real.

    It’s not the first April Fools joke I’ve fallen for but this has to be a record holder for something like length of run or something.

  106. og Comment by og

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    Damn, he lives in Commerce Township? That’s a pretty short drive from my place.

  107. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    this is too weird not to share. look at the first article

    Gee, for a moment, I thought she had “enjoyed” a bowl of my “special occasion chili”…

  108. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber if you’ll break loose with the recipe i’d love to try it myself.

  109. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    if you’ll break loose with the recipe i’d love to try it myself.

    Only if you sign the accompanying waiver… :em93:

    Everytime someone ask for my recipe, my wife comments “you KNOW that person will never talk to you again after eating it, don’t you!?!”.

    I know it is considered a major “faux pas”, but I do add red kidney beans in mine. Makes the “soon to be coming” explosions more dramatic :em99:

    I’l dig it up this weekend and post it for my good fellow LC’s. The only big additions are the extra chilli peppers (jalapenos, of course, green and red) and the crushed chili along with Tabasco sauce. And certainly, it can be adjusted for taste. I serve it hot when my sons are visiting because they love it that way, if I just make a batch for the Misus and myself, it will be mild, however I will add a sprinkle of crushed chili and a few drops of Tabasco in my bowl. Not quite the same, but it’ll do…

  110. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber

    Only if you sign the accompanying waiver…

    X there you go Hc, my personal x. i always put the ‘Big Red Ones’(kidney beans) in mine too. if it makes you feel any easier about sharing, when i make my hot mustard dipping sauce i have to warn people to either not get it on their skin (it WILL cause blisters) or use the stuff i dilute for my wife (bless her heart, she loves spicy but cannot handle the heat). :em69: (not meant in the ozzy way :em93: )btw my grandfather grew cayenne pepper and would string them up to dry. i used to eat them for a snack.

  111. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    when i make my hot mustard dipping sauce i have to warn people to either not get it on their skin (it WILL cause blisters)

    Of course, I read about something similar during WW I… It was called “mustard gas” :em01:

    Hey, how come you don’t have an “LC besides your monicker!!?? You’ve been with the Rott for much longer than I have. Good ohio right wing nut just got his.

    Badge of Honor? You bet!

    I can just figure the bunch of us sitting around a table topped with your hot mustard dipping sauce (to be enjoyed with sausages perhaps..?), my chili, some spicy chicken wings and four fire extinguishers at the ready! Of course, with plenty of cold suds to help in reducing the “organ meltdown” that would surely ensue! :em99: Like canuck beer? ‘cuz when I make my chili, it flows freely!

  112. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber

    You’ve been with the Rott for much longer than I have.

    i think you have seniority Hc. i only started lurking back about july and didn’t sign up until the second of Nov.

    Of course, I read about something similar during WW I… It was called “mustard gas”

    your right about that. i know when it’s about ready ’cause when i lean over to sniff it my mustache ( a natural handlebar) catches fire. my wife will NOT get within three feet of it until it’s “properly” diluted for “human” consumption (she had a pair of contacts melt down when i tried to teach her how to make it) and even then she warns company to take care not to over do it. beer is always welcome but cornbread works better for soothing the tortured tonsils. i’m not sure if i’ve tried ‘canuck’ beer (senility? protective amnesia?) but i did try Moosehead once. :em95:

  113. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    but i did try Moosehead once.

    Well, it’s a start! Senility, nah, and you’d remember enjoying an ice cold canuck brew, and that’s a fact! I’ll have to properly introduce you to Sleeman’s Cream Ale, Keiths India Pale Ale, Molson Canadian, Labatts Blue, and a little something from a local brewery called the PumpHouse Pail Ale. I am convinced you would find a beer to your liking in the above selection! :em03:

    Melted her contacts heh!? :em99: What food, pray tell, would one enjoy with such a great dipping sauce!?!

    My friend, you will have to come across your northern border and visit us here in Moncton New Brunswick! (you’re from Tennesse I think). Anybody capable enough to make a sauce that is probably banned by the Geneva Convention would be an honoured guest in my humble abode! And I have lots of time for my American neighbors… (not to mention lots of beer too!).

  114. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber

    I am convinced you would find a beer to your liking

    shoulden be difficult hc, i’ll drink most anything (except Bud, i think that horse is sick) including that ‘Colorado Canned Water’tm (free beer is, by definition, good beer). i would love to visit, just let me know which week summer is schedualed for next year. i was born and raised in kentucky in the old south tradition of respect and politeness to my fellow man ( and woman ). i am currently living in Danville, Virginia, the Last Capital of the Confederacy. i usually make the sauce for eggrolls but it also makes a great bbq sauce and after its had a few days of mellowing (if i made it for my wife, weeks if i made it for myself) the kids like it on ham sandwiches. it’s easy to make. two heaping tablespoons ground mustard, i use McCormick double superfine (check the back label to see if it will make hot chinese mustard), mix with 2 tbsp. cold water, when it starts to bubble (your eyes start burning, the neighbors are dialing 911) add 1/2 cup of your favorite catsup and stir well, for my wife, when its well mixed i take one tbsp of my sauce and mix it with about 1 1/2 cups of catsup. most people will break a sweat before swallowing the first bite of the wifes dip and start stripping off excess clothing after the second. lots of fun at parties but for the sake of your homeowners insurance put up a warnig sign and get the waivers signed and notarized. :em93:

  115. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    i would love to visit, just let me know which week summer is schedualed for next year.

    Aaaah, excellent!!! Although it is always tricky to plan so far in advance, it is certainly feasible, and my Misus just loves company! We can certainly arrange a suitable week, and yes, we do have a furnished guest bedroom that can easily accommodate two people! And my cooking is half-decent, should be a great time!

    Wait till I tell my fine wife, she’ll be excited! We’ll talk about this again my friend, rest assured.

    You have no idea how happy this makes me! :em95:

  116. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    The fucking tub-o-lard has the gall to call someone *else* a fat ass:

    Under the title of ‘CNN: Clemens denies steroid use’, ol’ lardass Chucky himself writes “Lying ass. Take his fat ass off to the jail house and take his damn money!”

    Ever notice how blubberbutts like Chucky always have to stand with their feet spread really far apart to hold up the weight? Notice how ol’ Chucky can’t even hold his head up straight? Maybe it’s because his mommy or daddy kept trying to whack the fat out of his skull as he was growing up.

    Yeah, Chucky, you go on and bitch all you want about anyone saying anything about your family, but all you’re doing is trying to hide the fact that your lardass mommy gave you all her genes and is supporting you, the “adult” who is illiterate and too pathetic to get a job. Fuck off and die, your mommy too - if she’s still young enough to breed another one of you.

  117. Skul Comment by Skul

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    This will teach me to fall behind on my Rotty Readings.
    I miss out on the on-set of the most eloquent and spectacular literary spankings I’ve ever read.
    A thumping that massive is bound to have collateral damage.

    Why is my ass stinging?

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    I guess we can understand why there has been a “failure to launch”. :em99: