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Sorry about the light posting, but thankfully the Imperial Staff (hush, you perverts, that’s not what I meant!) has been busy putting up excellent stuff while I’ve been otherwise occupied.

Such as B.C.’s brilliant post about the Environmentalists Socialists, thanks to which I found something that really says all that needs to be said about the snake oil salesmen and the even BIGGER imbeciles who follow them. Thanks to LC Mrs M-ITT™ for her comment in which she points out a picture she saw of the Goreacle in Norway, surrounded by his adoring Gorebeciles (also sometimes referred to a “Gorecolytes”), right beneath a banner saying “STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

We’ll take that one once again in case some of you either missed it or just couldn’t get the logical disconnect past your mental barriers:

“STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

Good fucking luck with that, you slobbering, sub-retarded protoplasmatic walking landfills. We’re sure that if you could build a time machine as your next science project, the dinosaurs and woolly mammoths would be ever so grateful if you could go back and share your secrets with them. Yeah, let’s all make the climate stop changing. Would you mind terribly fixing it at a comfortable 78 degrees or so with just a sprinkle of rain in the afternoons right after tea and a slightly heavier downpour, yet not so heavy that it disturbs sleep, between 3:30 AM and 4:30 AM every night? Oh, and having the wind in your back when you’re bicycling would be ever so wonderful as well. Going both ways, if it’s not too much of an inconvenience.

What’s next? Do you realize how much CO2 is produced as a result of our need for electricity every damn night? Yeah, that’s right. If it wasn’t for that damnable, Gaia-unfriendly nightfall, we could cut back our CO2 “pollution” even further!

So what the fuck are you waiting for, you easily fooled nincompoops? Get the papier-mache dolls together, unfurl the childishly spelled banners and get ready to “STOP THE SUN FROM SETTING!” What? It’s no more mind-breakingly idiotic than your demand to stop the climate from changing. How about changing the directions of the currents, ending death, reversing gravity and making Rosie O’Donnell have a coherent thought? OK, so that last one probably IS a bit more ridiculous than the rest, but still.

And we’re supposed to take anything that a bunch of barely literate clowns thinking they can stop the climate from changing are saying seriously?

Pull the other one, McDuff.

I’m sorry, but once an individual has demonstrated a disconnect from reality that profound, I’m done taking anything they might have to say at face value, including the time of day.

Come to think of it, I’m not sorry about that at all. Not one little bit.

Life’s too short to waste it on imbeciles.

Addendum: As a fun little exercise in “No Shit, Sherlock?!?!”-ism, do a quick search (using your preferred search engine) of the term “biofuel dream over” and watch the fun as some of the Enviro-Fascists™ smack their foreheads and go “Oh SHIT!” when they start actually thinking about the ramifications of taking our food crops and turning them into fuel. Grab some adult beverages and your favorite snacks, folks. It’s gonna be a fun show to watch as the GreenPissers® start feeding on themselves.—B.

72 Responses to “Give Me ONE Good Reason to Take Those Cretins Seriously”
  1. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    What a bunch a maroons.

    FOIST!

  2. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    I loved the Goreacle bravely stating that “My own country has contributed more to global blah blah bullshit…We all know this!” Thus spoke the Goreacle! All Hail the Goreacle!

    Fucking self serving arrogant hypocritical cuntlipped douchebag. :em96:

  3. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    While global warming is a concern, could everyone just put aside politics and focus on the science? I believe it’s real, it’s hard to say what is caused by humans, and what is natural-the age of the dinosaurs was also quite warm.

  4. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    That’s just it Mindy, the science is still being debated. But Gore and his acolytes say that there is no debate and the only solution is massive wealth destroying and redistributing ponzi schemes.

    They are using chicken little scare tactics to get people to sign on to socialist bull shit that they would never buy any other way.

  5. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Crunch, I found your picture from Basic! ;-) :em01: :em99:

  6. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Ah man, I remember that night! :em01: Thanks for the memories Rad! (ya asshole :em93: )

  7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    My 3 point plan for reducing the US’s ‘Carbon footprint’:

    1. Kick Al-Ja Gora and his Gulfstream out of the US, since he obviously hates it here anyway;

    2. Kick the UN out of the US…the sudden drop in c02 Emissions will be dramatic;

    3. Revoke the breathing priviledges of all elected officials who continuously buy into this inexcusable claptrap.

  8. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Actually the “slobbering, sub-retarded protoplasmatic walking landfills” should be embracing climate change as the salvation of the planet. The hotter it gets, the more depressed the sperm count of mankind kind becomes until we’re all gone. Or until Mope starts selling sperm offsets.

    Global worming is just Gaia’s method of ridding herself of a humanity infestation, sorta like a Man-O-Stat cream preparation.

  9. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    There is no one better than you, Misha.
    I hate it that some Danish fuck has mastered the English language so much better than I.

    I have the option of editing or deleting this comment. I apologize if my language has offended anyone.

  10. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    MINDY Their argument about glowbull worming is the earth is getting hotter, the ice caps are melting, the polar bears will drown blahblahblahblah. they admit there is nothing to do to change it, slow it down , reverse it, but yet SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!!!! bullshit. The only thing that they want to do is destroy the United States, cause we are the ones standing in the way of progress, nothing some fucking egghead does can stop it from raining,snowing etc.

    If you really believe this nonsense then next summer unplugg your a/c when it’s 90 degrees out cause that electricity is coming from somewhere., and you are polluting the enviroment.

    Its complete global socialism, redistrubution of wealth, take from the productive, give to the non-productive,
    make everybody equally miserable then our betters can be there telling us how if we follow them they will make it all better.

    I STOPPED BEING A SHEEP LONG AGO.

  11. Unregistered Comment by F Hawkins

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    Here’s a measure of the Gorebecil’s self-serving ignorance. There are places in Africa’s rift valleys where the natural concentration of CO2 kills kids who stray off the paths and roadways into low-lying areas. The kids, you see, are not yet tall enough to stand above the CO2 which naturally settles lower. So they suffocate.

    But ‘global warming’ (which has been going on for 25,000 years, and only just removing the glaciers from New York state in the past 12,000 — imagine that — no trees at all in NY not so long ago) is the fault of the industrialized car driving rich bastards in the US.

    Meanwhile, in the US you have to be a well digger or messing around in a farmer’s silo to suffocate. And then it’s usually methane.

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I hate it that some Danish fuck has mastered the English language so much better than I.

    Now THAT is how to deliver a compliment, Rottie-style! :em01:

    Thanks, my friend. You are way too kind :)

  13. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    I’m so glad you took that as the compliment as it was intended.

    You Danish …
    Hell, I can’t even give you a good insult.

  14. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Emporer pray forgive my ignorance your excellency.

    Danish fuck

    how did we get on to pastry sex, and whats wrong with doughnuts anyway(ummm…doughnuts) :em02:

  15. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Johnny. Now that’s just funny, right there.
    Pastry sex. :em99:

  16. Comment by "Lady H" aka Dori

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    w00t….after reading this and BC’s post, Sire, I feverishly desire a cigarette…and I haven’t smoked for almost 11 years.

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    One good reason? I can’t even find one bad reason. As mentioned by others, I see it as back door socialism, with those power mad hypocrites living the easy life while the rest of us slave for them. I have a better idea….for I do not believe the left wing lackeys will stand, but rather run when faced with equal strength and a superior resolve.
    Should it come to that, to face them with guns…in battle. Not the death of a thousand cuts.
    In the meantime, given a choice, I live a fairly quiet, peaceful life, loving the small towns and loathing the cities……for our attitudes remain vastly different, and we feed them. In a more basic society, we would fare better. And can defend ourselves.

  18. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    dori

    w00t….after reading this and BC’s post, Sire, I feverishly desire a cigarette…and I haven’t smoked for almost 11 years.

    congrats on quiting. i’ve fired up a camel in your honor. :em93:

  19. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    While global warming is a concern,

    No, it’s just a part of nature and yes, it is real. Without that “Greenhouse Effect” our little globe would have an average daytime temp of about 245ºF and a night temp of -200ºF.

    could everyone just put aside politics and focus on the science?

    Politics pretty much rules the day with any subject now.

    it’s hard to say what is caused by humans

    Actually that is easy. The genuine amounts are much harder, no thanks to politics.

  20. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    We’ll take that one once again in case some of you either missed it or just couldn’t get the logical disconnect past your mental barriers:

    “STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

    I’m glad to know I am not the only one that got a hitch in the thought process there. I had to keep looking at the pic to make sure I was really seeing what I was seeing. To think….right there in plain sight for the entire world to see. The Envirowacko/Socialist insanity blatantly displayed right over Al Gore’s fat and empty head.

    And just in case you don’t believe me…..

  21. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    If there was a pic that was supposed to pop up at the link, Mrs. M, it isn’t there now. Perhaps the site was told to remove same? “There is no picture in this gallery.” Naaaa, they would NEVER stoop to removing something which exposes them for who and what they REALLY ARE!! *snort* What a bunch of maroons.

  22. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Mrs. M, for some reason the link to the picture didn’t work. Said there were no pictures in the album. I took the liberty of tracking it down and posting it below:

    The Great and Powerful Goremoron
    NoBill Prize Wiener - Flim Flam Man - Climate Stabilizer

    “There’s no need to fear, GOREMORON is here!”


    Al & Tipper

  23. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    “There is no picture in this gallery.”

    Well piffle and fart…….if I right click and choose “open in a new window” the page comes right up. Ah well. Not surprised. My track record with links is spotty at best. :em98:

    Thanks for posting that Major. As we all know…the internet is forever and we need to make sure we keep track of The Goreacle’s every misstep. :em69:

  24. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Hey Major That’s no fair!! Underdog :

    A) Has a sense of humor
    B) Has a strong moral compass, knows the good guys from the bad guys
    C)Is much closer to being an *alpha male* then the Gorebot ever will.

    But thanks for getting Mrs. M’s photo up there.

  25. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    excellent photo. take note of ’sig hiel’ salute he gives the masses. :em93:

  26. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Comment by LC & IB GuyS
    Hey Major That’s no fair!! Underdog :

    A) Has a sense of humor
    B) Has a strong moral compass, knows the good guys from the bad guys
    C)Is much closer to being an *alpha male* then the Gorebot ever will.

    But thanks for getting Mrs. M’s photo up there.

    I agree! Underdog is an outstanding (if somewhat poorly animated) superhero with all the qualities you mention! But the Goremoron would have you believe that he possesses such qualities when he is really just another Snake Oil peddler trying to fleece the gullible masses.

    Perhaps this is a better representation of the Goremoron:

    Come to think of it, the picture is probably an accurate representation of each member of the Nobel Prize Committee. Any, and I mean ANY, shred of respect I had left for the Nobel Prize is officially gone.

  27. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    have you noticed the piece prize looks like it was done in crayon? :em93:

  28. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Let’s see, it’s about 10 degrees here in Minnesota.
    There were NO significant hurricanes in the US this year.
    The mid-west is getting hit with FREEZING RAIN and soon, snow.
    The East coast is getting the same…

    Wow. What a heat wave!

    This global warming craze is as crazy as the guy in the 70’s who said that the world was coming into an ice age.
    The difference is, nobody heard or listened to the guy in the 70’s, because there was NO INTERNET.

    I’ve got a parka. Don’t think I need a swimsuit.

    Idiots, all of them….

  29. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    rats the image didn’t come through look here

  30. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    Sorry about the light posting, but thankfully the Imperial Staff (hush, you perverts, that’s not what I meant!)

    I was going to say, sire, I thought we referred to that as the Obelisk. Hate to think you had down-graded, what would the Empress say? :em02:

  31. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    hey Thresher; :em01:

  32. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Life’s too short to waste it on imbeciles.

    Must We?

    We must, we must. (HT:Mel Brooks)

    We all see it. Right now we’re losing this one. While we aren’t taking their “science” seriously, if we don’t keep constantly countering their “indisputable” pretense, it’ll win by default. The average person just doesn’t want to do research or , hell, just have to think to hard to decide if what we’re being told is backed up by facts.

    “STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

    Yeah, what the hell does that mean? No…seriously…I live in So Cal, it’s always 72 degrees. Actually it’s 48 right now and my heater crapped out. I know about all you guys in flyover country, but you live there and this isn’t suppose to happen to me. Donations and blankets will be gladly accepted :em99:

  33. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I haven’t smoked for almost 11 years.

    Fuggin’ nØØß!

    I haven’t had one of those vile ‘gags’ since 1990!

  34. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    This global warming craze is as crazy as the guy in the 70’s who said that the world was coming into an ice age.
    The difference is, nobody heard or listened to the guy in the 70’s, because there was NO INTERNET.

    “The Guy” was none other than the dickface we’re ridiculing- Fat Albert.

    And to think- all he had to do to get his message out there was to invent the internet…now we’re all painfully familiar with his excreta.

    Who was it that said the communications age has allowed the marginally-literate to literally deluge the rest of us with their poorly-organized thoughts?

    Actually, I think it was that Eats, Shoots, And Leaves woman…

  35. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    w00t….after reading this and BC’s post, Sire, I feverishly desire a cigarette…and I haven’t smoked for almost 11 years.

    Must… not… go… there… :em99:

  36. Northern Bark Comment by Northern Bark

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    It strictly policital and nothing more than the socialist eco-nazis pushing their agenda using the same propaganda techniques Goebels used in the 1930’s.

    The Climate Science Coalition who have no less than 20 actual climate experts on board were chased out of Bali because they dared publicly question Ban Ki Moon, aka “Ka-Boom”, and his new bunch of oil for food scammers in favour of the IPCC who contains not one climate expert but is willing to push the chicken little alarm agenda.

    Helluva Nazi salute by Goremoron by the way.

  37. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Fanusi said:

    Because when crazy, irresponsible nitwits want unlimited access to your wallet, not to mention to utterly destroy any hope for the Third World, it behoves you to given them plenty of serious attention? The kind with a laser-sight.

    Right on, brother. Preferably in close coordination with copious amounts of these honeys.

  38. El Jeffmon Comment by El Jeffmon

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    The conference was in Bali. BALI! Not Siberia, not Yellowknife, not Asunción. Bali. You’d think that the guy who invented the internet would have found a way to do it all with a web conference. They leave little doubt that they think we won’t notice the overwhelming, knock-you-over-with-a-wrecking-ball hypocrisy. They make no attempt to walk the walk.

    I’m not trying to help their cause or anything, but if they’re trying to convince me, they need to act like they’ve convinced themselves.

  39. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Fuggin’ nØØß!

    I haven’t had one of those vile ‘gags’ since 1990!

    Well Bacon……this noob is proud to say she’s now gone 13 weeks. :em69: :em93:

    it behooves you to given them plenty of serious attention? The kind with a laser-sight.

    Fanusi…..I’m surprised at you. You should know it’s more fun to use tracers to point them out for more serious review. :em96:

  40. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    SoCalOilMan,

    48??? For some of us, that would be a veritable HEAT WAVE right now!!! It appears that another inch or two of global warming is falling again today.

  41. Unregistered Comment by snelson134

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    Misha, they’re just following in the footsteps of your ancestral rulers who thought they could forbid the tide…. Didn’t work out so well for Canute, either.

  42. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    This motherfucker really needs to have an accident, ala Ron Brown.

    Hey, Al, just in case you haven’t noticed, you festering fuckbucket, YOU WEREN’T ELECTED TO REPRESENT THE U.S. IN ANY NEGOTIATIONS!

    “One year and 40 days from today there will be a new inauguration the United States,” he said. If delegates to the Bali talks can overlook the U.S. demand to leave targets and timetables out of the deal for the moment, then before a new climate change treaty is due to be completed in 2009, “you will be able to fill in that blank with a different position from the United States,” he said. He noted that several Democratic and Republican candidates for the U.S. presidency disagree with the current administration on climate change issues.

    This is “a moment in history where we can make all the difference,” he said. “We have everything we need except political will. And political will is a renewable resource.”

    Yet another reason to make damned sure that the Democratic National Socialist Party candidate loses the race for the Presidency next year. (As well as every subsequent election.)

  43. The Major Comment by The Major

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    It’s painfully clear where Goremoron’s allegiance lies, and it sure as Hell NOT with America. To make such a blatantly political statement on the world stage for the purpose of undermining the current administration’s policy in dealing with the demands of other nations crosses the treason line, or dangerously close to it. Perhaps even more treasonous is the possibility that the Bush Administration may be caving in Bali. GWB seems to be going out of his way to purchase nails for the coffin that will contain the remains of his Presidential legacy.

    By the way, WTF ARE WE DOING IN BALI ANYWAY???? SCREW the BABBLING SKY-IS-FALLING FEARMONGERS! PISS ON THEM! LET THE RETARDED LEMMINGS IN OTHER COUNTRIES DROWN THEMSELVES IN A SOCIALIST SEA!

    WE
    ARE
    NOT
    OBLIGATED
    TO
    DROWN
    WITH
    THEM!

    Where’s my blood pressure pills…

  44. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    how did we get on to pastry sex, and whats wrong with doughnuts anyway(ummm…doughnuts)

    How do you think them cream donuts get filled? :em93:

  45. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    The conference was in Bali. BALI! Not Siberia, not Yellowknife, not Asunción. Bali.

    I can’t possibly have been the only one caught thinking “where the FUCK are the Bali Bombers now that they could actually have done some good with their miserable, worthless lives???”

  46. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I can’t possibly have been the only one caught thinking “where the FUCK are the Bali Bombers now that they could actually have done some good with their miserable, worthless lives???”

    They don’t make a habit of purposely attacking their friends, Mein Imperator.

  47. Unregistered Comment by fireman1

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    New Guy. In addition to greenpeas, I would also like to mention N.R.D.C. Lewis and Clark law school, Siskiyou Education Project et al.
    Thanks for the unemployment ass holes!

  48. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    especially the ‘long johns’ RR btw here is a link that had me chuckling. :em93:

  49. Unregistered Comment by Jerry

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    A little off topic, but along the same path…Government Intrusion, from, where else, my home state of NJ. Home of The American Democratic Socialist Party. I gotta get outta here! :em12:

    http://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071215/NEWS/712150448/1001

  50. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    BC’s link to the Trib story about flim-flammer Goreacle accepts comments. LOTS of Gore-ons over there.

    I suggest we all go over and do a Pirate Armada in their comments slamming all the fools with Clue Bats™

    I have to run out now but I certainly will be stirring the shit there later! :twisted: :em93:

  51. Unregistered Comment by LC Roguetek

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    COMPLETELY off-topic, but this came out in the biggest newspaper in my home state….

    :em93:

    http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=155166&ac=Phedi

  52. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Roguetek. Thanks so much for posting that link. It should be required reading!
    And it was not off topic at all.

  53. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    The conference was in Bali. BALI! Not Siberia, not Yellowknife, not Asunción. Bali.

    Oh now cut em some slack. Those poor shysters are having a really rough time down there. One poor schmuck just plain broke down and cried today from all the stress. And you just know his eyeliner was mussed up. Not to mention his masseuse must have had a hell of a time getting him calmed back down. They’ll have to get psychiatric counseling for the little pussy. :em72:

  54. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    “He wasn’t just wiping his eyes, he was in floods of tears,” said one observer.

    “Three colleagues - one of them a woman - formed a protective group around him and escorted him out of the hall. It was all very dramatic.”

    Well, that makes it official. The Euroweenie male is now totally and completely emasculated. How fucking pathetic. Go wipe the sand of yer pussy ya fucking little limp dick twit.

  55. Unregistered Comment by fireman1

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    Just think, this bullshit started with seatbelt’s and skid lid’s. Look at the state of things now.

  56. El Jeffmon Comment by El Jeffmon

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    Just think, this bullshit started with seatbelt’s and skid lid’s. Look at the state of things now.

    Kind of reminds you of the story about the kid who kept his finger on the leaky wall to keep his town from flooding. A small effort at the outset keeps a world of crap from happening.

    It is too late to plug the dyke?

  57. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    A little off topic, but along the same path…Government Intrusion, from, where else, my home state of NJ. Home of The American Democratic Socialist Party. I gotta get outta here!

    Not really off topic, Jerry. Just another example of the “Elites” knowing what’s best for all of us, and yet another reason for home-schooling. And of course the fact that Merck, the company that produces these vaccines, is located in NJ has nothing to do with the mandate. Nah. Not at all. :em01: :em99: The fact that the safety of some of these vaccines may be questionable is irrelevant. Hey, what about the chi-i-i-i-i-ldren?

  58. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    It is too late to plug the dyke?

    No man in his right mind would fuck Shillary.

  59. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    B.C

    No man in his right mind

    must be why she married slick. i guess he inhaled after all. :em93:

  60. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    must be why she married slick. i guess he inhaled after all.

    No amount of drugs, with the possible exception of the total amount taken by Keith Richards & John Lennon, combined, would be enough to blind any man to the inner and outer fugliness of the Shrilldebeast.

  61. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    B.C. i’ll see your keith and john and raise you a pair of jimmies. :em02:

  62. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Neither of those Jimmie’s married Yoko Ono.

    Game. Set. Match.

    :em99:

  63. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Oh I don’t know BC, I bet Shrillary is real pretty with just her forehead visible as she tongues my hairy ass, after I ran five miles and took a steamy dump that is. Testicles bouncing off of her lesbian haircut and all ya know.

  64. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    crunchie, I could REALLY have done without that visual.

    As my 11-yr-old said the other day, while moving his fist up and down over his head: “Plunger, Plunger, Plunger, Plunger…”

  65. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    must be why she married slick. i guess he inhaled after all

    Bill smoked, and he inhaled: Hitlery sucked, and she swallowed!

  66. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    okay B.C. ya got me there pard.

    crunchie :em38:

  67. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Just the slightest thought of doing either Yoko or Hillary is enough to send a man into a lifetime of therapy. Once that night terror enters your head, the resulting psychological trauma makes it impossible to visualize happy places. You have but two choices to escape eternal torture: 1) lobotomy or 2) suicide.


    Do-It-Yourself Prefrontal Lobotomy
    Anesthesia by Jack Daniels, MD. All you need is a coat-hanger.
    (Note: Elective Lobotomy (aka: Frontal Lobe Abortion) is quite controversial. If you want to keep these from being performed in back alleys, keep them legal and accessible to rich and poor alike!)

  68. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Major, you’ve discovered the path to liberalism!!! :em38:

    Now, we need the reverse path!

  69. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Just the slightest thought of doing either Yoko or Hillary is enough to send a man into a lifetime of therapy. Once that night terror enters your head, the resulting psychological trauma makes it impossible to visualize happy places.

    Now the Major knows where I got my Imperial Moniker™. :em93:

    Just be glad you weren’t around for the old days of our Imperial AIM Chat Room or some of the earlier comment threads of yesteryear. There are some people who have yet to come out of their basements and turn on their computers….
    :twisted:

  70. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    BC, check your mail. I sent you a classic Glow-bull Wormening™ video :twisted:

  71. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    B.C. opined:

    Hey, Al, just in case you haven’t noticed, you festering fuckbucket, YOU WEREN’T ELECTED TO REPRESENT THE U.S. IN ANY NEGOTIATIONS!

    Except that he very likely still considers himself the REAL president. I read somewhere that he attended a press conference of some kind, and everyone was referring to him as Mr. President. Had I been the duly-elected one, I’d have sent the pretender packing.