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Shamelessly stolen from Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur, who shamelessly stole it from someone else, who shamelessly… Well, you get the point.

WARNING: If you are easily offended, just click the links above and read them. DO NOT click the “Give us more…” button if you have tender sensibilities.

Sex – it does the body good.

Yet most of us are quicker to hit the gym before hitting the sheets when it comes to taking care of ourselves. Believe it or not, huffing and puffing your way through a hot, sweat-inducing sex session may be far more beneficial to your overall health than the time you spend on the treadmill.

It must be all of those years of torturing hapless Librul morons re-educating misguided individuals down in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, but we couldn’t help but immediately picture Rosie O’Donuts and Helen Thomas writhing around in a pool of their own fetid fluids and tapioca pudding, while Mickey Moore-on & Ed Assner furiously flogged their flaccid flaps, when we read that lead-in. Perhaps it IS time to get that “help” that many have suggested we get.

As research confirms time and time again, good sex in a healthy, stable, monogamous relationship can only better our physical, mental, emotional and spiritual well being. Sex, in this context, offers us tons of benefits, most of which aren’t touted nearly enough.

We’ve been toutin’ it quite a bit over the years. The old-timers told us that we’d go blind if we touted it, but we’ve simply ignored them. Pardon us while we go get our other glasses. The screen seems to be slightly blurrier than it was yesterday.

Here are just a few benefits:

— Weight loss and weight control.

No shit? Unless you’re snogglin’ down a cheeseburger that you just found under one of the folds of your Roseanne Barr-sized partner, you’re going to be too busy Snorkeling in Paradise Valley™ to stuff a bag of Cheetos® down your gullet. We actually pay “scientists” to “study” this shit?

—Pain management.

Uhhhhhhhh. Would that be “Taking your partner to the brink of giving up national security secrets, even though they’ve never even seen the words ‘Confidential’, unless it was in the ‘reading section’ of your adult magazine, and making them have the most incredible orgasm this side of Nancy Pelosi’s home movies of her time spent in a Maoist commune in Eastern Oregon in the 60’s.”?

—Stress relief.

As long as your partner doesn’t insist on talking your ear off afterwards and doesn’t mind that you spilled your beer on her back, when your team scored a touchdown, during the act of mutual soul melding, we’ll go along with that. ‘Scuse us whilst we step outside for a quick smoke.

— Immune booster.

Obviously this study wasn’t done in San Cram Crisco™. Just sayin’, is all.

— Better heart health.

Tell that to all the old geezers who died with smiles on their faces and their secretaries on their backs.

— Increased self-esteem and intimacy.

Screaming “I’m da’ king of the wooooorld!” while bustin’ a nut really does create that “intimate bonding moment”, doesn’t it?

— Sleep enhancement.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? Oh, back to the post. Don’t blame us, ladies. The “scientists” say that it’s OK for us guys to roll over and immediately go into a Rumplestiltskin-esque comatose state after taking you to the top of Mount Orgasmus™. The science is settled. The debate is over. It’s a clear consensus, donchaknow?

— A better, younger looking you.

Try telling that to San Fran Nan’s hubby as she’s riding him like a 50-cent bull ride at a traveling carnival. Hell, if she has one more facelift, she’s gonna be wearin’ her crotch carpet as a goatee.

— Mood lifter.

Yup. Kinda hard to be mad after you’ve just spackled your partner’s sweater puppies with a copious coating of nut yogurt.

— Longevity.

Unless your partner’s spouse shows up.

— Decreased risk of breast cancer.

See “Mood lifter”.

— Reproductive health benefits.

“Keeping the plumbing cleared out.” is how we’ve always looked at it. “Use it or lose it.” comes to mind, also.

In a nutshell,…

Hey! We’re the ones writing the puns around here!

…the health benefits of sex in a good, solid relationship are practically endless. Yet, in planning our New Year’s resolutions, how many of us are declaring, “I think I’ll have more sex with my lover” in fulfilling any 2008 health and self-improvement goals?

We men have been making that exact resolution for decades! Of course, it would have been quite a bit more helpful if The Better Halves™ had been making the same resolution!

All of you guys out there need to send the link to this story to all of your friends. It’s for The Common Good™, after all. (The link to the Fox story, that is. They might not appreciate this version of it.)

F.E.T.E.

63 Responses to “See, Ladies? We’ve Been Telling You For Years, Haven’t We?”
  1. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Dang!

    Mrs C’s gonna live FEREVER!

  2. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I fell off the chair once I hit the sweater puppies. Somebody, anybody, please read the rest of it for me.

  3. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Sleep enhancement. There’s no need to count sheep

    unless…. :em93:

  4. Comment by "Lady H" aka Dori

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    Propaganda.

    Probably some President Klintoon funded study. (With results he would have approved of.)

    :em58:

  5. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Probably some President Klintoon funded study. (With results he would have approved of.)

    I don’t think so… the article clearly said:

    As research confirms time and time again, good sex in a healthy, stable, monogamous relationship can only better our physical, mental, emotional and spiritual well being.

    That rules out Slick Willie, since the late 60’s/early 70’s, at the very least. :em99:

    Also, I’d wager that about 99.99% of males heartily approve of the results of this “study”. :grin:

  6. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    Does this have something to do with tomorrow being BC”s favorite holliday? Link

  7. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Risky sex returns syphilis to Europe

    thanks secular progressives! great work!

  8. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Chris, that’s gotta get their goat. :em99:

  9. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

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    Hmmmmm…
    Does this mean that there is a better and more healthful investment for my gym payments? :em93:

  10. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Chris and BC That kinda buts the Baaaaaaaaa-humbug back into the season.

  11. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Ewe got that right, GuyS and BC

  12. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    “McCain had a trump card: His son is a Marine on the ground in Iraq. So he could easily prove that he cares about the welfare of the grunts. But he didn’t mention his son (he almost never does).”

  13. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    How are men are like bagpipes ?

    You won’t get anything unless you blow them first.

  14. Paladin Comment by Paladin

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    B.C…

    In other words, the goat-partners of the Muslimes of Europe will get the Syph from their laundry-topped masters…. Cruelty to animals (not the Muslimes - their LOWER on the evolutionary scale; even animals don’t kill their own).

  15. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Mrs. M

    How are men are like bagpipes ?

    You won’t get anything unless you blow them first.

    See, men aren’t so hard to figure out, are we?

  16. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    saving this link, me thinks I wake the missus for a “workout”, a side note don’t know about the rest of you guys but I don’t immediatly fall asleep, I need a sandwich about a half hour of sportscenter a beer and I’m back at it, after round 2 then you won’t wake me for days :em99:

  17. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    DUH.
    Women who want to get it, GET IT.
    Men who don’t get it probably don’t.
    DUH again….

  18. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    “I think I’ll have more sex with my lover”

    Ah, Rosie. How I miss her.

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Canadian man who sexually abused 4-year-old daughter live on Internet so another man could watch gets 4 years

  20. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    ah social, secular progressive justice…see above

  21. Intellectual Conservative Comment by Intellectual Conservative

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    Google ‘jingle bombs’ and check out the Jeff Dunham video .. HILARIOUS ..

    Four years?

    He should have had four centuries … that’s after his privates would be dipped in bacon grease and he’d be tied down before a bunch of feral wolves …

    On a different, more amusing note .. this link got me a laugh

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2079756157

  22. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Azygos as usual the moonbats blow it… er…get it wrong again. check here for actual solstice times.

  23. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Okay, who does this research, and how do I get in on it?

    Fanusi, take a number and get in the queue, brother! :em99:

  24. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Lets see… crunchy is skinny.. cheapshot is skinny.. what more need be said ?

  25. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Whoa, stop the presses. A Lamestream Media outlet (in Sir Christopher’s link) actually admitted that gay men were at higher risk for syphilis. What is the world coming to when we can’t count on libtard fishwrappers to get EVERYTHING wrong anymore?

    RH

  26. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Hell, if she has one more facelift, she’s gonna be wearin’ her crotch carpet as a goatee.

    :em01: :em99: :em95:

  27. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    here’s a bit from Boortz i enjoyed :em93:

  28. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    and here’s one for B.C. :em02:

  29. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    In other words, the goat-partners of the Muslimes of Europe will get the Syph from their laundry-topped masters….

    It also goes a long way towards explaining why goats and camels are such hardy, tough-to-kill critters.

  30. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    That’s some funny shi’ite, hilljohnny, but I thought the punchline was going to be “Last, but not least, y’all cain’t never tell Guvner Clinton that I had sex with his wife!”

    :em99:

  31. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    B.C. :em01: you da man.

  32. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    this is a humor epidemic

  33. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    Okay, what MAN penned this study?

    heh

  34. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    and here’s one for B.C.

    BC where you in Arkansas lately..? :em99: (Bobby is not an unusual nickname by the way). :em01:

    Let me guess, now you never phone, you never write… :em93:

  35. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    — Longevity

    THIS, not recommended!

  36. Son Of The Godfather Comment by Son Of The Godfather

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    Showed this to the wife…

    She immediately dismissed it as “propaganda”. heh

  37. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    JanetMae

    Okay, what MAN penned this study?

    He only did it AFTER getting permission from his wife… :em93:

  38. Comment by "Lady H" aka Dori

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    hilljohnny,

    :em01:

    :em99: :em01: :em99:

  39. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Dori thanks for the applause. as you younger rotts will come to learn, when you get older (much older) things get harder and take longer to do…..unfortunately this ain’t one of them.

  40. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    when you get older

    Yeah M is always bitching that it takes him all night to do what he used to do all night. :em01:

  41. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    All the stuff I’ve written and posted in the last year and a half and this is what gets a mention here? And then you can’t even give a guy a heads Up?

    Geeezzz.

  42. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    And then you can’t even give a guy a heads Up?

    I think the “a” and “up” are superfluous in your above sentence, considering the subject at hand…

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Its only superfluous if your significant other actually buys into this study…otherwise, things just get hard and stay that way. Sad to say I’m speaking from experience here.

  44. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    Sad to say I’m speaking from experience here.

    I fully understand Sir. My own experience with dealing with such is as follows… I buy the Missus an expensive piece of jewelry, bring along a bottle of fine champagne, light up the candles, cozy up warmly on the coach, offer gift, receive adulation, pop the champagne, pour generous portion, indulge in sipping and kissing during those tender moments, warm her passion, get head, then head for bed for a night of well-deserved rest… :em99:

    I know, it costs a bloody fortune for these expensive gifts (I hope the landlord will understand…) everytime you want a little “attention” But it WORKS! :em01:

    Now, I strongly suggest you do like I just did… Don helmet and flak jacket and find deep cover!

  45. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    BiW and Hardclimber
    Y’all coulda just done like I did and marry a virgin nymphomaniac. :em69: If’n y’all excuse me now, I need a nap. :em93:

  46. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    All the stuff I’ve written and posted in the last year and a half and this is what gets a mention here?

    The InterWebTubeNets™ is a fickle bitch, ain’t she? :em99:

    And then you can’t even give a guy a heads Up?

    Geeezzz.

    We didn’t see you online last night before we fell asleep. So sue us. :em03:

  47. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Crunchie, I’m still trying to figure out how BangieThang has managed to lead a somewhat normal life, seeing as she’s obviously been knocked out on Roofies since the day she met you.

    :em99:

  48. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Lets see… crunchy is skinny.. cheapshot is skinny.. what more need be said?

    :em38: We need a brownnosing smiley!

    :em38:

  49. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Crunchie, I’m still trying to figure out how BangieThang has managed to lead a somewhat normal life, seeing as she’s obviously been knocked out on Roofies since the day she met you.

    Actually BC she’s been hopped up on roofies since the day AFTER she met me. The day she met she hated my guts. I sort of grew on her after that, like a fungus.

  50. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Crunchie, :em99:

  51. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I sort of grew on her after that, like a fungus.

    There are ointments to cure that ya know. :em01:

  52. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    There are ointments to cure that ya know.

    Don’t tell Bangie that Mrs. M. I can’t afford to lose 1/2 my stuff.

  53. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I can’t afford to lose 1/2 my stuff.

    Yeah, he’d be down to 2 inches.

  54. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    Hey, then we could be peers BC. :em99:

    But what a magnificent 2 inches they would be.

  55. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Dos Incheros!

  56. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

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    “Inches, Inches? We don neeed no steenkin inches!”

  57. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    it’s obvious you two aren’t fishermen or you’d be swearing it was 6 or 7 inches at least and by tomorrow a foot. :em93:

  58. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT

    There are ointments to cure that ya know

    A shot of penifilin works well also… :em99: (just ask BC!)

    Hey, Blackiswhite, did you try my trick yet..? (#45 refers)

    I’m kinda surprised the good ladies of the Rott did not slice and dice me about this yet… Must be my lucky day!

  59. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    And of course, please read penicilin at my 59…

  60. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I’m kinda surprised the good ladies of the Rott did not slice and dice me about this yet… Must be my lucky day!

    One thing you need to learn about us G.L.O.R.’s is that we tend to let our prey think they are safe. We enjoy watching the smug looks on their faces as they congratulate themselves on having slipped one by us. We get a chuckle out of that while we are doing our nails….(extra sharp).

    Then we lunge when least expected out of nowhere and take the kill. :em96: :em01:

    The look of surprise on the victim’s face is quite priceless. :em93:

  61. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT

    The look of surprise on the victim’s face is quite priceless.

    Gulp! You wouldn’t hurt an old jet jock now , would you… (HC puts on a pair of glasses and breaks out the oxygen…).

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    One thing you need to learn about us G.L.O.R.’s is that we tend to let our prey think they are safe. We enjoy watching the smug looks on their faces as they congratulate themselves on having slipped one by us. We get a chuckle out of that while we are doing our nails….(extra sharp).

    Then we lunge when least expected out of nowhere and take the kill.

    The look of surprise on the victim’s face is quite priceless.

    Mrs. M, one thing I know for certain about dealing with the GLORs or Mrs. BiW…its like the line from Leo to Johnny Caspar in Miller’s Crossing: “Johnny…you’re exactly as big as I let you be and no larger. And don’t you forget it.’

    Not forgotten, but very well understood. Trust me. I’ve played in politics. I know how to pick out the predators.