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At least that’s what Rod Dreher seems to ineffectually argue in this cosmic crapheap of an opinion piece.

His Imperial Majesty can’t possibly do a better job of incinerating that nonsense than LC & IB Ace does, so go read that one if you don’t mind being left with the mental image of Rod Dreher dangling from a coat rack by the elastic of his Hanes, crying uncontrollably about his lost lunch money.

We know we don’t.

But we do want to add this: Take your “you don’t like Huckabee because he’s a Christian” and shove it, pal.

We’re a Christian, about as Christian as they come, and we bloody well hate his guts. It’s not because he’s a Christian, no matter how much blathering buttskates like Rod Dreher would like to avoid addressing the real issue by donning the thorned crown of martyrdom instead, it’s because he’s a flipping nanny-statist, liberal, illegal alien-loving, murderer/rapist-pardoning, “hasn’t heard about the Cuban crises” imbecilic heap of incoherent, inexperienced, corrupt, flip-flopping sack of particularly nauseating codswallop.

In fact, that he’s a Christian (if, indeed, he is by any reasonable definition of the word) is his only redeeming feature.

But note this, Rod Dreher and Dreher wannabes, and note it well: THIS Evangelical Christian does NOT believe that that, and that alone, makes him qualified to be President. It certainly doesn’t disqualify him, but if that’s the only thing on his resume that doesn’t make us want to pull the lever for the trapdoor and feed him to the hungry tiger, then he can go get bent as far as we’re concerned.

If that makes us a card-carrying member of an “anti-Christian” Right Wing Conspiracy dreamed up by clowns such as Dreher, then so be it. That would make a religious fanatic out of Dreher, then, a fanatic of the sort that would make any Haji feel like a sinner in dire need of repentance.

As to ourself, it’s still Fred and Fred all the way, seeing as how he’s the ONLY candidate with some actual specific policies in place, conservative policies mind you, which we always found somewhat appropriate for a candidate running for an allegedly conservative party.

Also, he’s the only one of the candidates, with the exception of Hunter, that doesn’t make us want to vomit.

UPDATE: And now, via Hot Air:

17 Responses to ““Endorse Huckabee Or You’re The Anti-Christ!” (UPDATED)”
  1. Thresher Redux Comment by Thresher Redux

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    Misha,

    Your earlier vexation about how well Huckabee is doing in the polls is unfounded, I believe. Polls have been notoriously innacurate in the past, almost to the point where a contrary position to them is a better predictor. Huckabee is a tool, and even if he did win the mock caucus, interviews afterward couldn’t even pin down his religion, ie, no one knew he was a baptist.

    Anyway, I think your worries are unfounded: Huckabee just has a late-timed “fresh thing” surge, and it will disappear just like all the others.

    I’d even go so far as to say that some of the polls are intentionally misleading: They have a vested interest in Huckabee becoming the Rep nom.

  2. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha I

    it’s because he’s a flipping nanny-statist, liberal, illegal alien-loving, murderer/rapist-pardoning, “hasn’t heard about the Cuban crises” imbecilic heap of incoherent, inexperienced, corrupt, flip-flopping sack of particularly nauseating codswallop.

    Heck, and I thought I could throw the invectives!!! Why, compared to you Sire, I’m only in kindergarden and you’re finishing your Master Degree!

    But don’t hold back on my account please, otherwise you’ll end up wearing a hood and shooting powerbolts through your han…

    Nevermind.

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    It’s getting down to the point of which pile of shit smells the least. :em72:

    I’m damn sure not voting for HuckaMuck. The fact that he’s a Christian only makes my disappointment in his ineptitude all the more intense. He’s giving the rest of us a bad name. If I wanted another 10 pound bible toting Arkansas Grifter in the White House I would vote for Thunder Thighs™

    I’m damn sure not voting for Rudy. If I wanted a Liberal gun grabber in office I would register Dem.

    I’m damn sure not voting for Romney. If I wanted our country sold out to the illegals I would vote Dem.

    So it looks like my choices are Fred….which I was all for…but the man is about as energetic as a turtle jogging through peanut butter. So far I’m still sticking with him, mostly out of desperation of not having anyone else worth my attention.

    I’m even taking another look at Ron (Where’s the MotherShip) Paul….if only for the entertainment factor. :em98:

  4. Unregistered Comment by USCitizen

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    Damn, but that there is pure poetry.
    Well said, sir!

  5. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    just because i don’t trust Huckabee and i foam at the mouth a little…..

  6. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    while we are talking politics look at whats happening in Connecticut

  7. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy

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    I, for one, will be very disappointed if Huckabee doesn’t get the DNC nomination… no, wait…

    Mrs. M-ITT,

    Think about this for a second:

    Do you want a high-energy, super-slick, say-anything politician in the Big Chair?

    I do not.

    And I would love to see what Fred would do to John-Obam-Illery in a direct debate - I suspect that any one of them would come out looking energetic…

    …or, you know, like they were energetically hemorraging, anyway.

    - MuscleDaddy

  8. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    MuscleDaddy

    Do you want a high-energy, super-slick, say-anything politician in the Big Chair?

    i can think of a few i wouldn’t mind seeing here. oh i’ve got a little list. :em93:

  9. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Do you want a high-energy, super-slick, say-anything politician in the Big Chair?

    Oh I haven’t abandoned Fred! Muscle Daddy. I’m just not happy with his “Along Came Jones” attitude at the moment…if only because it’s turning ALOT of people off because they haven’t bothered to really take a look at what he stands for. I fear that we’re going to be stuck with either Rudy or Romney at the finish line and no matter who gets the Dem nomination….we’re ALL going to be stuck holding our noses at the polls.

  10. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    oh i’ve got a little list.

    You too huh!? Let me guess, the list is not for the purpose of sending them Christmas cards… :em99:

  11. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber what a great idea. i’m going to send each canker candidate (except for fred) a card with the note “in anticipation of your winning the nomination i am enclosing my check for $1000 towards your campaign” . :em93:

  12. Don_M Comment by Don_M

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    Let us not get our sacred undergarments* all in a bind over Huckleberry. He’s the MSM’s latest darling –Thresher Redux’s “fresh thing” — when they’re not squandering airtime fawning over Hitlery, that is. The MSM has a Darling of the Week in every campaign. Remember Howard “Screech Heard Round the World” Dean? (Actually, we’re lucky the GOP darling-designate isn’t Ron Paul.)

    Huckleberry may do very well in Iowa, but he’s roadkill in New Hampshire. New Englanders hate Southern Baptists every bit as much as Southern Baptists hate Mormons and distrust Catholics. Wyoming, Michigan, Nevada and South Carolina will determine whether this guy’s the real deal or not. My bet is on SC, or perhaps Florida, being Huckleberry’s last stand, after which he folds up the revival tent and resumes preaching to hillbillies.

    Meanwhile, most of us here have the advantage since we already know who the real deal is: FRED!

    * No, I’m not a Mormon and I don’t hate ‘em, but this is kinda creepy, no?

  13. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Comment by hilljohnny UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0

    while we are talking politics look at whats happening in Connecticut

    Haven’t I told you the state has become a festering heap of rancid dogshit? And that’s on a good day.

    North Dakota looks better every day - if not for the niggling detail of having no job waiting…

  14. Unregistered Pingback by Daily Pundit » Like Anti-Matter

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    […] Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » “Endorse Huckabee Or You’re The Anti-Christ!” But we do want to add this: Take your “you don’t like Huckabee because he’s a Christian” and shove it, pal. […]

  15. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Huck will be the Paul Tsongas of 2008 - nothing more.

  16. Mjolnir Comment by Mjolnir

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    Listen - Hicklebinkerry “Gump” Finn is precisely what the MSM thinks the Christian Right is (stupid) and want him to be the nominee so they can destroy him in the general…which I think is a miscalculation on their part.

    HOWEVER - even as a lifelong conservative Christian I absolutely cannot vote for this man. The Emperor has stated the precise reasons why…soft on crime, surrenders on immigration, and so forth. If it is him versus Hildebeast/B.Hussein Obama/John “I knocked up my mistress while my wife had terminal cancer” Edwards I am staying home. A lifelong conservative staying home. I hope the Huck folks are reading this. If someone is going to sell this country down the river on immigration, let it be a Democrat. :em41:

    I was a Tancredo (by process of elimination) guy but he just bowed out and endorsed Romney…but Romney has a history of flip-flopping and wears magic underwear.

    I like Thompson, but I think his half-dead persona would be too much of a liability in the general in a cultre so obsessed with looks (though he has a great personality and is very funny).

    Giuliani would be a good leader and administrator…unfortunately he is too socially lib to allow me to keep my lunch down and would seriously threaten the status of the Supreme court…and he has too many skeletons in his closet.

  17. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    I saw an interview from Fox with FRED! earlier today, and I loved his presentation. That is exactly what I want. Straight up, calm answers, not jumping up and down. You could just tell by looking and listening. Solid.
    And regarding Hinklebee, if the MSM likes him need I say more? If they are paying attention to him, that tells me everything I need to know.