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Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Idiotarians, Politics2:17 PM
We spoke too soon. We thought that Bill Richardson had the dubious honor of coming up with the most retarded response to the Bhutto assassination, but the Huckaclown beat him. By a country mile:
Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of “Right Now” by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing “our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan.”
Sure, Mike. We too would like to offer our apologies for an al-Qaeda splodeydope shredding Bhutto and a baker’s dozen other innocents.
Was he just trying, characteristically ineptly, to say “we’re sorry for your loss?” Maybe. It’s not like he hasn’t got a rather extensive record when it comes to public outbursts of expressive dysphasia, but it is getting to be rather tiresome having to wait for the obligatory translation into English from Imbecile every time he opens his mouth.
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Apologies??? This will send the lefties into certified tizzies. “What did he know?” “Bush had her killed to make the muslimes look bad!” “Its a conspiracy!”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:56 PMUsing
Just to be clear, Bhutto was shot and then the Peaceful, Inner-Struggler pressed the big, red button.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:30 PMUsing
So let’s bring in the entire fleet of Spooky’s to aerate the NW Terrortories where Al Queerda (May Pigs Pee Upon Them) is hiding out and THEN carpet bomb the place until it’s level enough to play billiards on.
Turnabout’s and all that…
December 27th, 2007 at 3:49 PMUsing
What, and the Huckster hasn’t yet apologized to Al Queera for the loss of its brave “Soldiers for Peace, Justice, and Racial Equality” on 9/11/01 when those darned towers got in their way? Maybe he did and I missed it.
May the Good Lord help us all.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:15 PMUsing
Fuckabee is sounding more and more like a bad hybrid of Clintoon and Catarrh. Who let this dim bulb into the GOP anyway? We’ve had a president for the last 8 years who could barely speak intelligible gibberish–even on the rare occasions when his ideas are actually sound. God help us indeed if the Stupid Party runs another Norm Crosby for POTUS (sorry Norm, I really loved your work, just not emanating from the Oval Office). As Shake-zula said: “I’ve got these two albacores around my neck”.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:49 PMUsing
To fully capture the absurd effect, read *uck’s comments while actually listening to some part of “Right Now” by Van Halen.
Huck is the 80s Jesse Jackson of modern Republicans: a viable candidate for a certain voting bloc that uses his traction to further his own shady prosperity.
December 27th, 2007 at 5:02 PMUsing
Oooh, I’d forgotten about Puff! I tell you what: If you let me drive, I’ll let you work the hardware.
December 27th, 2007 at 5:14 PMUsing
When Huckabbee won the Values Voter Straw Poll, I thought, “At last, a straw I can grasp.” Now that I’m learning more about him; I’m back to dog-paddling er… kitty-paddling.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:13 PMUsing
I think he was just saying sorry for your loss, but I still like watching him backpedal. Anyway, the Huckaclown did show more idiocy in his foreign policy knowledge in his statement.
However, our man Fred knows how to respond. Here is video.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:44 PMUsing
By the way…the Huckaclown is only getting second place for the most idiotic response by “Republican” presidential candidates. Ron Paul gets first place blaming America.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:47 PMUsing
My god, how stupid can politicians be? I’m appalled. I think we’ll be able to eliminate at least three or four presidential candidates from each side based on their response to this event alone. How embarrassing for us as a nation.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:21 PMUsing
When are these numbnuts going to learn to stop, think, and think some more before running out in front of the cameras and immediately shoving their heads up their asses??
It might work for Cirque De Soleil but a Presidential Campaign is NOT the place for such contortions. You just end up making yourself looking like a dumbass.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:50 PMUsing
Wasn’t it Mark Twain who said:
Better to be quiet and thought a fool … then to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
Or to quote B. Bunny “What a bunch a marooons!!”
December 27th, 2007 at 7:53 PMUsing
what do we have to aplogize for? we DID’T do anything. Condolences to her family and friends.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:59 PMUsing
The Puppy Blender agrees.
http://instapundit.com/archives2/013409.php
Money quote: And Huckabee apologizes. Apologizes? Jeez, he is Jimmy Carter.
December 27th, 2007 at 9:00 PMUsing
1. Fred. I love this guy (in a manly way, of course). We can’t afford to not have him as POTUS.
2. Ron Paul. I’d say the guy could suck my left nut, but the truth is I wouldn’t want someone so clearly deranged attached to something I value that much. “Asshat” would be an insult to asshats everywhere.
December 27th, 2007 at 9:13 PMUsing
Sigh. The more I think about Huckabee, the more I wonder when Jimmy Carter got his facelift and switched parties.
Handing the reins of power to this rube would be akin to giving whiskey and firearms to a group of unsupervised kindergarteners. He’d have no idea what to do with his power, wouldn’t have any concept of his own limitations, and someone would end up getting hurt.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:32 PMUsing
There is a shorter disclaimer for such statements that my male buddies came up with at basic and that never fails to make me laugh. They just add “no homo”! As in “I love you man… No homo!”
December 28th, 2007 at 9:10 AMUsing