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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:

Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually

by Dave Lindorff

Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.

Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.

It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.

I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.

Then there’s the matter of the Midwest, which climate experts say is likely to face a permanent condition of unprecedented drought, making the place largely unlivable, and certainly unfarmable. The agribusinesses and conservative farmers that have been growing corn and wheat may be able to stretch out this doomsday scenario by deep well drilling, but west of the Mississippi, the vast Ogallala Aquifer that has allowed for such irrigation is already being tapped out. It will not be replaced.

So again, we will see the decline and depopulation of the nation’s vast midsection—noted for its consistent conservatism.

Not to mention the frightened, non-comprehending looks on the faces of the Loony Leftists as they discover that food isn’t grown on the shelves of the local Whole Foods store.

Only in the northernmost area, around the Great Lakes (which will be not so great anymore), and along the Canadian border, will there still be enough rain for farming and continued large population concentrations, but those regions, like Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois, are also more liberal in their politics.

And will become decidedly less liberal when what remains of their food production is taken over by the unproductive, chattering socialist enclaves of the Northeast.

Finally, in the Southwest, already parched and stiflingly hot, the rise in energy costs and the soaring temperatures will put an end to right-wing retirement communities like Phoenix, Tucson and Palm Springs. Already the Salton Sea is fading away and putting Palm Springs on notice that the good times are coming to an end. Another right-wing haven soon to be gone.

We guess we’ll just have to start drilling some of that oil that you don’t have up North. And with rising temperatures, we’ll probably be needing it all ourselves to cool down our mansions. Sucks to be you, doesn’t it?

So the future political map of America is likely to look as different as the much shrunken geographical map, with much of the so-called “red” state region either gone or depopulated.

It’s really not all that hard imagining Loony Lindorff jacking his shriveled man-meat off to pictures of Auschwitz and Birkenau, is it?

There is a poetic justice to this of course. It is conservatives who are giving us the candidates who steadfastly refuse to have the nation take steps that could slow the pace of climate change, so it is appropriate that they should bear the brunt of its impact.

An impact we’re still waiting on, by the way. An impact that, much to the Gorebeciles’ surprise, seems to have stopped several years ago. Something anybody with a thermometer and the intellect to read it could have told you. Have been trying to tell you, actually, but we realize it’s kinda hard to hear when you’re busy sticking your fingers in your ears singing “la-la-la I can’t heeeeear youuuu!” while waiting on the Goracle to fly in on his private Gulfstream to deliver another bottle of snake oil.

The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.

Ah, so the survivors of this slaughter that you so eagerly await will be “generously” accepted within your city walls, but only as serfs without rights?

We can’t for the life of us imagine why some people still insist on seeing socialism as something less than perfectly compassionate.

There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up again.

It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”

There’s one part of the equation that you leave out of your self-fellating fantasy here. Should this apocalypse ever happen (which it won’t) and should we ever decide to pull up our tent poles and move into your territory, we would be bringing our toys with us. All of our toys. Of which we have a lot. A rather enormous lot. They make loud noises and come with strange numbers associated with them such as .50, .45, 7.62 and 5.56.

You might not want to be saying “shut up” to our faces in that situation. After all, we might get angry.

Boo!

Thatisall.

89 Responses to “You Might Want to Rethink that Strategy, Buckwheat”
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Kind misses the point tht we are mobile and have guns. Turnabout is fairplay. “Nice commune, Hippy. It’ll make a nice farm for my familiy. Get your whining, drug-addled ass on its way somewhere else before I decide to ventilate it.

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Neokien

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    Also misses the point: the six meters that the seas WILL NOT rise to will still not cover most of the red-staters’ havens. It will, however, considerably @#$% up most major cities, which are coastal and happen to be inhabited mostly by idiotarians.

    You will not be missed when you go, Dave Lindorff. Your degree is in journalism, not climatology. Dumb-ass.

  3. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    With all the idiocy going on in the world (and closer to home … here in the good ol’ US of A) One wonders if G-d has a sense of humor. If the whole gullible worming thang isn’t a prime example (and the followers of same) then I don’t know what is.

    And on the odd chance that it actually comes to pass… hurt me!! Like I would really be all torn up about having sub tropical temps and palm trees here in the hinterlands of northern Illinois!!!

  4. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates.

    And this is coming from someone who couldn’t survive the closing of his local Starbucks should that catastrophe occur.

    I grew up helping slaughter and dress hogs, raising 90% of our own food, milking our own cows, camping at a time when campgrounds didn’t have electrical hookups…….

    This dumb ass probably cries when he has to change a light bulb.

  5. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Global wormening aside,

    the vast Ogallala Aquifer that has allowed for such irrigation is already being tapped out.

    this, unfortunately, is true. Parts of the state were not meant to be irrigated, and the aquifer is being depleted.

    will there still be enough rain for farming and continued large population concentrations, but those regions, like Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois, are also more liberal in their politics.

    And those of us who live in the red states affected by drought will simply move to Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois, thus tipping the balance and turning them RED.

  6. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I’m not letting that foaming-at-the-mouth fuckhead rent one of my surfboards when I open up shop in Kansas. Asshole.

  7. The Major Comment by The Major

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    20 years from now, I’m going to be laughing my ass off when all of today’s catastrophe-peddling proves to be nothing more than lumps of fear-coated horseshit. I suspect only a few will remember it, seeing that only a few seem to remember the global cooling version of fear-coated horseshit in the 70s and 80s. Hell, I’m still waiting for Ted Danson’s prediction that the oceans would be dead in ten years - and that prediction is well over ten years old already! I suspect that in 20 years, the Marxists will have come up with some other environmental crisis to scare the weak minded into submission.

  8. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Please hurry and come here…between our Gov… Bloggo and Hz Honor Da Mayor… then there are the cheese heads just to the north of the cheddar curtain. It’s enough to make a grown man look for a bell tower *grin*.

  9. Unregistered Comment by Age of Rifles

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    Presumably all the conservatives would not be allowed to vote in their new states? That idea sounds like..well..like something other than a republic. Why do liberals hate democracy?

    Of course the fool hasn’t bothered to consider the macro-consequences of such an event: shortages of food, housing, energy, etc. No, I’m sure he believes that his morning paper will still be enjoyed over a vanilla latte because those things just magically fall out of the sky.

  10. Michael Comment by Michael

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    All this Liberal Wanker needed is to add a Few “untersmenchs” and “Ubersmench” in it and it would make Gobbel’s happy. Try to deprive me of my right and well… it could be a bad thing.

  11. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Why do liberals hate democracy?

    Because normal, rational, and intelligent human beings would never willingly accept the type of society that Liberals keep seeing in their drug induced wet dreams. They know that as long as free people have a choice, they will continue to reject the Moonbat’s Socialist/Communist Utopia by a VERY wide margin. Their only option in being able to seize and maintain power is to take away the freedom of the people. An enslaved, unarmed citizenry cannot fight back and cannot overthrow their slave masters…..at least not right away.

  12. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Long ago, I learned that the most important component of any message is the identity of the sender:

    About the author: Philadelphia journalist Dave Lindorff is a 34-year veteran, an award-winning journalist, a former New York Times contributor, a graduate of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, a two-time Journalism Fulbright Scholar, and the co-author, with Barbara Olshansky, of a well-regarded book on impeachment, The Case for Impeachment. His work is available at http://www.thiscantbehappening.net.

    There isn’t much someone like that could say to me that I’d take seriously. Sometimes it’s nice to have your biases confirmed.

  13. Odahi Comment by Odahi

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    Wow. Nicely thought out, there, Bucko. I really doubt that all the “EEEVIL RETHUGLICANS” are just going to stand there and drown for your convenience. And even the worst of the disaster fanatics seem to think that the process would take decades. More than time enough for us reichwingers to come take over, since we’re the jackbooted thugs. Nice fantasy, though. It would do Uncle Josef proud.

  14. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    There’s one part of the equation that you leave out of your self-fellating fantasy here. Should this apocalypse ever happen (which it won’t) and should we ever decide to pull up our tent poles and move into your territory, we would be bringing our toys with us. All of our toys. Of which we have a lot. A rather enormous lot. They make loud noises and come with strange numbers associated with them such as .50, .45, 7.62 and 5.56.

    You might not want to be saying “shut up” to our faces in that situation. After all, we might get angry.

    Boo!

    Thatisall.

    Touche’ Misha.

    And I’ll be there with my .303 - an perfectly suitable tool for civilizing savages and defending emipres. Both of which will be needed in such a hypothetical scenario.

  15. Unregistered Comment by DinobotPrime

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    Here are his basic problems ,

    1) Any basic comprehension of Geography , any polar meltdown would affect coastal and low lying areas . So in essence , the places most severely affected are places that are known to be liberal strongholds like New York , Boston , Miami , Newark , Wilmington , San Francisco , Seattle .

    2) To create Dutch Style dikes , you have to give up a lot of land to make it work which means that you will have to displace your own people for a project that will be costly and at the end will have no benefit against Nature because the dikes will be under water .

    3) In regards to drought to the Midwest , Global warming might even help in bringing in more rain and snow rather than less . So instead of drought , there will be bountiful harvests in rural areas in which the inhabitants will be the richest people in the US courtesy of liberal city folks selling their souls for food . Of course , by that time , liberal cities in the Midwest will be forced to be conservative in order to survive .

    4) Even if Dutch style dikes succeeds in protecting New York , Boston , Baltimore and others , it would not do them any good if they don’t have food coming in for them to consume . Either they starve or leave their liberal bastions and their ideology behind to survive .

    5) As posters have posted in his blog and in others , people will not wait for the water to rise , they will be gone long before the water gets to their door .

    6) Guns , Guns and people who know how to use them and will not hesitate to use them . You have what I want and you have no weapon to defend yourself equals I have what I want and you Mr Lindorff on the ground bleeding, wishing to have what I have .

  16. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    [channelling jabba]

    You weak-minded fool! He’s using an old communist mind trick!

    [hurls idiotarian to the floor]

    RH

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    By the way, I’ve been wanting to post some gun pr0n. Any takers?

  18. Unregistered Comment by DinobotPrime

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    I forgot to add , that the group that usually owns most the guns are conservatives and the group that had the least gun ownership are the left especially the far left like our esteemed Mr Lindorff .

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    They will be protected by Dutch style dykes? I will keep my weapon’s thank you very much.

  20. Joseph Comment by Joseph

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    Lindorff also misses another point…it is mainly in the cities in those states that are liberal. Most of these states are rural. Meaning…the people who grow the food are conservatives.

    I live in an urban area. Most people, if they don’t get water out of a tap or buy it in a bottle, wouldn’t have the slightest idea what to do.

  21. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    By the way, I’ve been wanting to post some gun pr0n. Any takers?

    Gun Pr0n is ALWAYS welcome around these parts!

  22. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    Cool! I’ll have them tomorrow cause’ my camera needs batteries (and there’s better light too). :em93:

  23. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    Well, I live 900 meters above sea level, and there isn’t a liberal within gunshot. Of course, living in the Judean Hills south of Jerusalem (in the Occupied Territories *snicker*) I don’t have much to worry about with respect to six meters of Greenland melting, but all the Arabs in the valleys below might have cause for concern…

  24. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    Something else those cluetards fail to realize to see is that the population of America is but a drop in the bucket to the total WORLD population. We alone couldn’t change OUR rules and SAVE THE WORLD. Then if you take into account third world countries that could give to squirts about glowbull wormening and do as they please, from a “carbon footprint” standpoint, just how much damage could they do as well? My bet is that there are plenty of highly populated countries that have no concern for the pollution that could be contributing to this so called “disaster.”

    Idiots!

  25. lc shermpotter Comment by lc shermpotter

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    Your Lordship:

    I first read this on Drudge, and posted a reply to the editors more or less restating what we have all posteed here. This clue-fucked retardo is so out of it. :em38: BTW,doesn’t this qualify as hate speech in his liberal playground? Or is it only us “conservatives” that applies to? (Don’t answer, I already know…) :em93:

    I also don’t think our liberal friend understands what a meter is! I take it from his reading that part of the time he thinks it’s six feet! It’s 20 feet, you clueless dimwit! Yep, I see that happening just next week…

    Does he really think that everybody will just kowtow to them if this non-event were to happen? Ye gads, what hubris! :em72:

    This is really just sick leftist loony crap. It is thinking like this that holds mankind back!!! :em41:

  26. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

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    God made men equal…Colonel Colt guaranteed it.

    nuff’ said

  27. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    The goal of these leftardian fucks is not to “save the world” or some such bullshit. They are after control, power and ultimately destruction. That’s right! Destruction for its own sake. For no other reason than they can’t create anything of value. In their diseased “minds”, destroying something of value is superior to creating it. They are a larger-scale equivalent of a drooling prepubescent imbecile defacing a work of art. They should be treated accordingly. And if there are still people out there who fall for the “save the world” bullshit, they deserve whatever horrible fate befalls them. Stupidity DOES kill.

  28. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Note, respectfully submitted: there are just slightly over 3 ft in a meter.

  29. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Princess Natasha

    Stupidity DOES kill.

    Right on. Killed by their OWN stupidity… Leftists/socialists couldn’t organize a fuck-up in a whorehouse, even less figure out how to save their sorry little useless asses, they’d leave that to somebody else, like, I dunno, us, the big, bad, children-eating, gun-toting maniacal conservatives. When that “non-event” doesn’t occur, despite the left’s enthusiastic wishful thinking, they’ll have to come up with something else. And then, repeat the process again and again until the rest of the world actually SEES what they’re all about.

    Makes for great entertainment for a short while, but now, it’s getting rather tiresome…

    Hey, Lindorff, you are NOT a journalist, not even close, but rather a sad clown who doesn’t produce laughs any longer except from those laughing at YOU.

    Asswipe.

  30. Ian Comment by Ian

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    I LOVE Lindorff! One of the few columnists, or anyone at all, who makes sense to me! :em69:

  31. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I LOVE Lindorff!

    Do you love him in a “homo” or “no homo” way? Or does your heart (and your ass) belong to Daddy™ (Uncle Joe)? :em93:

  32. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Yeeeeh! Ian is back! Goody, I have been good all year and now I’m being rewarded. I knew it would pay off!

    Oh Emperor, although I am not worthy of receiving this gift, thank you, thank you, thank you!

    Euh, is it april already? Ah, I see, gotta use it once in a while to stop it from rusting… Good idea. :em93:

    Princess Natasha

    How do you like your “created Troll”? With or without sauce..? :em99:

  33. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Do you love him in a “homo” or “no homo” way? Or does your heart (and your ass) belong to Daddy™ (Uncle Joe)?

    Princes N@ gets on the scoreboard with a mighty blow.

    *Ian immediately perks up and asks Who?*

    :em95:

  34. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    What this asswipe doesn’t understand that if his secnario plays out, all these states and cities he is predicting to bee under water have both conservative and librul peoples, like has been said, we consv. folks, the ones who do for ourselfs, will take matters into our own hands and survive. The libs on the other hand will all perish while they stand around waiting for FEMA to take care of them. Didn’t work out so well in Nawlin’s did it.

  35. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    BTW doesn’t he understand we control the BUSHCHENEYROVEHALLIBURTONZIONIST weather machine :em99:

  36. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC ohio right wing nut

    Might I add that he who has a gun controls the liquor cabinet…

    Glad I bought those adult diapers… :em01:

  37. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    Did someone say gunpr0n?

    cavarms AR build

    Yea …the first thought that went through my head when I first saw this loon’s screed was “I’m armed, and you aren’t, Lindorf.”

  38. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    DUCT TAPE alert. whilst on the subject of moonbats, be sure to wrap your head before checking this outrage (except for Ian of course) :em98:

  39. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Kristopher very nice but the background needs some work. Here is my idea of gunpr0n. look closely there are guns in these pictures. (sorry ladies, i am a pig slightly biased) :em93:

  40. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    Here is my idea of gunpr0n

    Guns, what guns!?! :em93:

  41. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    i told you to look closely Hc :em99:

  42. MAJ Mike Comment by MAJ Mike

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    These asshats always forget that we Red-Staters” tend toward individualism not the hive mentality of the Donks and their fellow-travelers.

    We have military training, we actually remember all that outdoor survival stuff the Boy Scouts taught us and we tend to be heavily armed.

    Back in 1999, people kept asking me if I had prepared for Y2K. They had stockpiled food, had bottled water and electric generators. I responded that all of my ammunition was Y2K-compliant and that if I needed anything, I’d just come over to their place and stock up. Silly Libs, they didn’t believe in firearms ownership.

    Their dream of ethnic cleansing may not work out they way they hope.

  43. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    i told you to look closely Hc

    Here’s what I’ll do, so that your work and efforts you put in your post doesn’t go to waste, I’ll reexamine these later on tonight and try diligently to spot the guns.

    That’s the least I can do… :em99:

  44. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Harclimber perhaps your wife could help by sponging the drool off the keyboard and windexing your eyeballs to cut the glaze. :em02:

  45. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    that is drool isn’t it?

  46. Don_M Comment by Don_M

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    LC Moriarty,

    That list of “credentials” certainly does tell us everything we need to know about Lindorff. I’m sure you also noticed the striking resemblance to Karl Marx in his thumbnail photo next to those “credentials.”

    :em58:

  47. Son Of The Godfather Comment by Son Of The Godfather

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    That article is merely the rant of an impotent ‘tard…

    They are proven wrong about SO MANY things, they lose SO MANY battles, that they strike out with these nonsensicle ramblings.

    The entire piece is akin to: “We are weary from getting our leftarded asses kicked by you knuckle-dragging red-staters… but JUST YOU WAIT! You have ignored the Goreacle at your own peril! We will prevail!”

    It is desperate columns like this that make me feel the DUmmies are all washed up… And I smile a bit more.

  48. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    perhaps your wife could help by sponging the drool off the keyboard and windexing your eyeballs to cut the glaze.

    I’d have to take it out of my ass where she would shove it sideways first… :em01:

    And don’t you find that, once drool has dried, it’s bloody near impossible to scrape off the keys..? :em99:

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    The Major Comment by The Major UNITED STATES Mac OS X Safari 523.12.2

    20 years from now, I’m going to be laughing my ass off when all of today’s catastrophe-peddling proves to be nothing more than lumps of fear-coated horseshit. I suspect only a few will remember it, seeing that only a few seem to remember the global cooling version of fear-coated horseshit in the 70s and 80s. Hell, I’m still waiting for Ted Danson’s prediction that the oceans would be dead in ten years - and that prediction is well over ten years old already! I suspect that in 20 years, the Marxists will have come up with some other environmental crisis to scare the weak minded into submission.

    i have a few books from the 70’s and 80’s dealing with doomsday prophecies etc… and i can say i enjoy rereading them occasionaly they are good for a laugh

  50. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Hardclimber thats what bibs were made for. :em02:

  51. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    Well, everytime I break out a bib, the Missus knows what it’s for… and it gets shoved up my ass along with the keyboard… What’s a man to do?!?! :em01: Makes wiping one’s butt easier though… just pull on the strings once you’re done… Just be sure to wash your hands thoroughly afterwards. :em99:

  52. LC smaug6 Comment by LC smaug6

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    Paraphrase on,”Dear Goraia please drown the heathen non believing red stater’s! All I ask is for a little environmental justice! I know they don’t deserve to live since they don’t believe like me. Please dear Goraia make it so within my cats lives.” Well this sounds a bit like a prayer which form this individual surely isn’t aware of but it seems like a summary of his article to me. What a maroon! :em01:

  53. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    and you were worried about drool sticking to the keyboard? :em69:

  54. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    I guess when the actual, scientifically supported demographic data is showing an increasingly impossible electoral map for Democrats (a thirty-year trend conveniently blamed here on “the housing crisis”), you can’t really begrudge disgruntled socialists their apocalyptic fantasies.

    If this is the liberal hope for the future, well, I can live with it.

    Incidentally, I wonder if he’s aware that it’s his own political ilk, such as Jimmeh Cartar, who are propping up the titanic farm-welfare endowments.

  55. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I feel bad for the poor cats. The little beasties deserve a better fate than being owned by a raging loon. I am going to start my own animal-rights foundation: dedicated to the right of innocent kitties to be rescued from their psycho commie captors. :em95:

  56. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    HARDCLIMBER They can have my Crown Royal when they pry it from my cold dead fingers. Oh yeah my guns too. :em96:

  57. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    here’s some maps showing the perils of global warming. i must say i am disappointed. even a 100 meter rise wont get me the beach front property i’ve been hopeing for. :em12:

  58. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    re: #57…

    I’m hoping for the 100M rise…

    That’ll put me at a 10 minute drive to the beach from my current residence, and give me a beach front vacation property to boot…

    WHOO PARTY!!! :em93: :em03:

  59. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Nice wet dream these fools are having. Not a problem, we, and our guns, will simply move. As usual, they seek dominion and control. And as usual, they will fail. What remains astounding is some folks actualy take this seriously. Not let’s see, how many liberal nations and cities would be taken down? Been to the Netherlands recently? Also, typical, as is the case with left wing city dwellers…thinking the world grows on trees….we farm, you eat. A slogan in my town. We shoot, you don’t, we fight, you won’t. So don’t count on the tide fools, it may not turn in your favor. God, I love this shit……! :em01:

  60. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I was tempted to say that piece of writing was humorous, at first. But I know better. These leftard fucks are really THAT Stooopid™! :em41:

  61. Mjolnir Comment by Mjolnir

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    Hilljonny - Loved that map…it confirmed my suspicions that I would have beachfront property with the 100 m rise. :em02:

    I STILL find it totally astonishing that this jackass spent all that money on all those degrees and he’s still as gullible as a 6th grader. “Head I win, Tails you lose”.

    Speaking of which, had he actually thought it through he would have realized (as has been pointed out many times already) that conservatives actually generally KNOW their way around weapons and tend to have MIL training on a 10-1 ratio to libs…AND we ACTUALLY get married and have kids who tend to also grow up to be conservatives, whereas all they can do to increase their numbers is 1) have gays adopt kids, 2) Bribe illegals to come across the border and squeeze out some welfare dependent anchor babies, and 3) bribe criminals to vote Democrat…all this in light of the fact that the latest trend among the Gaia worshipers is to sterilize themselves for carbon credits!! :em01: . Something tells me that we’d win out…just a hunch.

  62. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Another thing about these lefties, we not only own far more guns, but unlike many lefties owning guns, we actually like them an appreciate a fine, precision machine. Which a well made gun is. I consider too, not just my four guns, all of which I can shoot, not the best shot but adequate for my needs. I do practice, and will get better. But I also consider self-sufficiency, as best as one can given what I have. A growing stock of ammo, at least a grand in cash, two month supply of food, water, meds, firewood, gas for two generators, a cord of wood, not to mention a three month supply of medications. A chicken little mentality, perhaps, but one learned through adversity. I do not advertise this here at home, for obvious reasons, but those such as rotties would be welcomed with open arms. My best friend of forty years has an open invitation shuild the need arise. I’ve almost lost my wife and daughter once, for medical reasons. I did lose a son. I will do my level best to make sure I’ve done all I can regardless of what happens. Living with sorrow is one thing, guilt quite another. Half of these lefties sound helpless to change a tire. I had to ten days after my hernia operation………….

  63. Unregistered Comment by The Lone Haranguer

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    It’s really not all that hard imagining Loony Lindorff jacking his shriveled man-meat off to pictures of Auschwitz and Birkenau, is it?

    :em99:

    The little bio at the end says Lindorff is a “34-year veteran.” Of what??? I shudder to think.

  64. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    Has to be one of the best examples of wishful thinking I’ve ever seen. Of course, when both his cats are dead and the sea level has changed by a paltry matter of millimeters, allowing none of his fantasy to occur, it’ll be George Bush’s fault.

  65. LC Stargazer Comment by LC Stargazer

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    Nobody else notice his whinging about the Salton Sea drying up? It was a man-made lake that occurred when an irrigation canal collapsed and let the water run out into the desert! They fixed the canal after two years, and had this enormous puddle left over. It’s been drying up ever since, more or less, depending on rain and runoff from the farms still being irrigated by the repaired canal. Tain’t a natural feature, but it’s been there a century and now the leftard greenie-weenies want to preserve it. Go fig.

  66. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    HARDCLIMBER

    Where abouts in canuckastan you at brother? I drive people to Canada all the time, if your somewhat close I might take you up on that offer for a beer and some good old fashion Canadian hospitality.

  67. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Kristopher,

    Nice CavArms lower.

  68. nraendowment Comment by nraendowment

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    Man, is this guy serious? I won’t allow Muslims to make me a dhimmi, so what makes him think a lowly liberal could do it?

  69. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    People migrate. Look, there are literally millions of acres of arable land in Greenland that could feed the world if only it would warm up a couple of degrees.
    Land owners in Greenland would find their property values increasing, and they would have wealth so that someone could come along and tax it away from them.

    Why do liberals hate the greenlanders…? greenies…Oh whatever the hell they’re called.

  70. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    That being said, it’s your own business, but you might wanna think about not driving a 6,000 lb SUV when all you’re carrying is a toddler. Also, don’t take your private Gulfstream to a summit on global warming.

    And don’t litter. Don’t throw your cigarette butts out the window of your car. And clean up the mess you made on the campsite before you leave.

    Jeez! Did the boy scouts teach me everything these stalinists are ….
    I’m sorry. I’m for once at a loss for words.

    If this were any country besides America, this man would be dangerous.

  71. LC_Salgak Comment by LC_Salgak

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    Y’know gang, Lindorff is right, there IS a silver lining to his scenario.

    Just not the one he envisioned.

    Let’s assume Lindorff’s wet dreams come true. And us red-staters move.

    The NICE thing about Liberal Socialist Pinkos is they are big on following authority.

    So when we move in and take over, we have a willing servant class for us in the new order in the Blue States :em93:

  72. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Let us not forget, fellow Rotties, that GreenieWeenies like Lindork are tickling the ears of those who wield power in our behalf. A never ending stream of corporations and more frighteningly, politicians are climbing over each other to appease the likes of Lindork. Corporations are free to mold their image in whatever way they wish.

    Read that, choosing to blow the the environmental obsessive-compulsives at the risk of pissing off the rest of us who see through their oftentimes disingenuous ads.

    eSurance - Paperless my ass! You still kill trees PRINTING proof of insurance! Oh, that’s YOUR bad, not theirs!

    Politicians, however, make public policy and they are standing in line to blow the GreenieWeenies by passing bullshit legislation… like our recent “Energy Bill.” Holy crap! It doesn’t take a PhD in theoretical Physics to figure out that it takes more energy to make ethanol that you you will ever get out of it by burning! Ask anybody who owns a still! Where do you think the energy to make ethanol comes from? At least half from EEEVUL coal! And don’t hold your breath for more nuclear power. The GreenieWeenies will keep all of those proposed plants tied up in lawsuits for decades. The score seems to be GreenieWeenies/Stoopidity: 49, Common sense: 0. No surprise there.

    Next target: Guns and Reloading cuz you just can’t allow stubborn, environmentally insensitive Red-Staters to be armed when you are trying to SAVE The PLANET!

  73. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    So when we move in and take over, we have a willing servant class for us in the new order in the Blue States

    Yeah, but would you want to be in that close proximity to a bunch of smelly liberals? Besides even if you did make servants of them what good would it do you? They’d be too ineffective and you’d end up doing more work correcting them than it would be to do it right yourself. Waste of time. Perhaps they’d be better off turned into Soylent Green.

  74. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    ND Steve
    MMmmmmmm free range liberal!!! It’s not just for breakfast!!

    That damn gullible worming just dumped 6 inches of snow on us yesterday!!! I wanna know where are my palm trees???

  75. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    It’s nice to know that the Libtards are thinking of us fondly, it will make turning them out of their poorly armed havens so much funnier when the water rises.

    Nice rifle, Kristopher. It shouldn’t be too long before I can post some pics of my own I hope :)
    I’ve decided (this article helped) that as I have the 7.62×39 covered (with all the Bubba’s of the rainbow!) I need a Fisher Price Black Rifle. Anyone know if these are any good (most likely mated with a DPMS stripped lower):

    http://www.colemantyler.com/proddetail.php?prod=KAR15A3DISS556DP

  76. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Here’s the closest I can come to gun porn. All work done with my own two hooves!

  77. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Crap, can a Mod edit that second link to this:

    And then delete this post for me?

  78. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    20 years from now, I’m going to be laughing my ass off when all of today’s catastrophe-peddling proves to be nothing more than lumps of fear-coated horseshit. I suspect only a few will remember it

    20 years from now I’ll be laughing from either dementia or Alzheimer’s, so they won’t listen to me and be going through the next up or down cycle without remembering what happened back in our time.
    N@
    First off, nice to have you back. You’ve been missed. Hope all is going well with your, much appreciated, endeavor.

    Stupidity DOES kill

    Unfortunately, the actions of their stupidity doesn’t make for an immediate body count. It is decades later that the numbers come in and they should be made to say “Whoops”, but by then they’ve turned it around the other way, ignoring the position they held 30 years ago.
    Brian the sailor

    Look, there are literally millions of acres of arable land in Greenland that could feed the world if only it would warm up a couple of degrees.

    You mean kinda like it was when the Vikings colonized the country and had vineyards there? Must of been a overpopulation of water buffalo farting in Asia that produced that climate.

    Nobody else notice his whinging about the Salton Sea drying up? It was a man-made lake that occurred when an irrigation canal collapsed and let the water run out into the desert!

    Yeah, I notice this little fact, but as you know, history starts now. Hell they should be pumping the water out of the place if they want to conform to what would naturally occur.

  79. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Perhaps they’d be better off turned into Soylent Green.

    I’m not eating that. I prefer the idea of fertilizer.

  80. LC_Salgak Comment by LC_Salgak

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    Well, in THIS case, I can see Charlton Heston announcing:

    Soylent Libs! It’s NOT made of PEOPLE!!

    (and a large attaboy for anyone who can place the reference. . .)

  81. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Comment by LC_Salgak
    Well, in THIS case, I can see Charlton Heston announcing:

    Soylent Libs! It’s NOT made of PEOPLE!!

    (and a large attaboy for anyone who can place the reference. . .)

    Soylent Green (BTW, not one of Charlton Heston’s greatest movies.)

    Soylent Green… it’s PEOPLE!!!

  82. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    National Coal Resource Assessment (source):

    US Oil and Natural Gas Production, 1998 (source):

    Go ahead Lindorff, make my day.

  83. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    And don’t think the red staters won’t consider offshore coal mining.

    :em93:

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    Misha’s brazen hypocrisy…

    In commenting recently on an article in the Baltimore Chronicle, the mouthbreathing hate-addict “Emperor Misha” exhibits a degree of hypocrisy and intolerance that may be unparalleled in the wingnut blogosphere.

    The Chronicle article spe…

  85. Demosthenes Comment by Demosthenes

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    I’m amused that Lindorff invokes a biblical deluge to illustrate his point. Let’s face it folks…global warming is an entirely secular religion. You have all the elements of a religion involved. There’s the planet (deity), and its priesthood (Gore et al.) that warns us of impending doom through prophecy (computer models). We can avert our fate (climate change) if we only repent of our sins (carbon credits). Ehrlich was wrong, but his acolytes are still busy at work peddling the doom of mankind.

  86. Unregistered Comment by F Hawkins

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    We could all go out and start building arks, but that’s plain stupid. But selling inflatable rafts and survival flashlights to gorebecils does make sense. Especially if they’re high margin made in china rafts.

    Once he’s got a raft, imagine all the other stuff he needs. Paddles, ores, leeboard, starboard, sails, white flags, bullhorns, batteries, gps, pen knife, fishing tackle, aluminum foil, hats made of aluminum foil, sun block, lures, dried pemican, water, lots more water, 20 m of water, 200 m of water, an iceberg or two, some more water.

    We could even give them a free personal survival water craft in its own little baggy if we include a catalog and a web link to the above stuff. Call before its too late, limited supply, visit us at our New Orleans megastore.

  87. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC ohio right wing nut

    Sorry for the long time in replying, but I’ve been non-stop during the last three days… Finished unpacking (only 18 boxes left…) and with receiving company and all…

    I live in Moncton New Brunswick my friend. And Canadian hospitality is to be found aplenty anytime!

  88. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Hardclimber

    I live in Moncton New Brunswick my friend. And Canadian hospitality is to be found aplenty anytime!

    You moved there…by choice? :em02: I would love to meet you and see your beautiful city, but you’d have let me know what are the two weeks a year you aren’t snowed in. :em93: I went to Google maps and they originally couldn’t even find it.

  89. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    SoCalOilMan, LC

    You moved there…by choice?

    No, the Forced Relocation Based on Attitude Police did that… :em99:

    Yes, I retired here in ‘95. We’re just a short drive to Prince Edward Island, where the Missus and I enjoy renting a cottage once in a while, quite a beautiful place. We’re also 45 minutes away from the Nova Scotia border, and I have my younger son living in Halifax, which is 2 1/2 hours away. As you can see, Moncton is centrally located and within easy reach of these destinations.

    Moncton is a quiet (mostly!) city full of growth and promises. And this where I met my lovely Missus, so my coming here was a good thing! How could she resists such a handsome retired jet jock who happened to move right next door…

    As for the two weeks a year we’re snowed in, your information is incorrect… It’s closer to six weeks… :em99: We have been having quite a lot of snow since the middle of November and we are getting another 15cm today… Makes for high wall-like snowbanks! But, like everything else, one gets used to it (did say liked it, just used to it!).