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I am going to change gears here for a thread and NOT talk about politics or carry on arguments with no clear end in sight.

So what to talk about?

Well, I do a lot of StumbleUpon. I have the StumbleUpon toolbar in my browser and when I am bored I will spend an hour just “stumbling” to see the interesting sites out there.

Today I stumbled upon a page of Vintage Advertising At Its Worst - Part 2   and was captivated enough it the examples that I saw, that I spent the next several hours Googling for more.

Here are some examples:

Nothing goes better with Christmas than Chesterfields

 Keep Pops in line with the “Thorizine Shuffle”:

Not just for bathoom toilets any more: 

Eat it breakfast, lunch and dinner and use it as a toothpaste:

 That’s a lot of asbestos:

I actually remember this disk:

The Gay Cowboy?  (Click to enlarge)

Go on, Google some more 

79 Responses to “DJ’s Off-Topic, Non-Political, Open Thread of Fun Stuff”
  1. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Motex®: Let The Blood Flow!™

  2. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Jeebus Jumpin’ Jiminy, Dave! I just saw the “Lysol®” brand douche ad! Gottdam Rotterdam! We used to bathe our dogs in tubs of that shit! (We lived in the boondocks and that worked best as a dip for ticks, fleas, etc.) I can’t even BEGIN to imagine what that shit was doing to the sensitive nether regions of the poor women who were duped into blasting their cervices (aka “cervixes”) with turpentine by-products!

    :em38:

  3. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Gawd! I’m old enough to remember these…….

  4. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Oh shit…. Can’t…. Breathe…. Scared the hell out of both cats because I laughed so hard! Lysol douche!!! Holy fuck, batman!!! And the Thorazine?? I think I need some Thorazine right now because I cannot stop laughing….
    :em01:

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Hang in there, Princess. Laughter a catharsis for the soul, good stuff, comes medically recommended. I ran this by my wife….her look priceless. “Shit! Why not fucking gasoline, fer chrissakes!” She too, is a rottie at heart, loves the site. And a staunch second amendment defender and a member of the NRA. And likes to shoot…I am truly a blessed man! Enjoy your leave, Princess.

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Actually, the Thorazine one is priceless. I wonder if I could get a print for my office?

  7. Red Five Comment by Red Five

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    My wife’s grandmother used to use Lysol for the…advertised purpose way back in the day. I had no idea until now that it was actually the gorram intended use of the product! (insert appropriate Firefly-esque Chinese expletive phrase here)

  8. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Common Sense (When It Was Common)

  9. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

    Da’ Catalogue Fo’ Da’ Discriminatin’ Pimp!

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Speaking of gun commercials…check this out.

  11. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    and don’t forget “Listerine” was originally a cure for athlete’s foot and dandruff.

  12. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Sabrina has some serious projectors in this ad:

    Then there is an ad for your self protection:

    Another Thorazine ad:

    More Lysol:

    Okay, now we just know that this is just wrong…

    You can’t beat the Axis…

    Uh…

    One more Lysol

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I wonder how many blonds were disappointed after thier “projector” purchases?

  14. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Wow. Sabrina had to be extremely careful with those projectors! She could blind someone!

    Yeah, That’s Subtle…

  15. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    what about the gun pr0n?

  16. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    You want guns?? mmmk here is something for the “pistol packing mamas” out there!

    bang bang

    *runs, ducks, and covers!*

  17. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    Damn, GuyS- I mean, it’s so easy to picture the entire neighborhood experiencing a brownout when that vibrator is set to ‘Full Tilt Boogie’ :em99:

  18. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    This is just wrong…

    This must have been a chart topper:

    For Gentlemen only

    What the…?

    Ruptured?

    Ah, the Party Favors have arrived…

    The cure to the wandering eye?

  19. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    DEEJ WTF did they give you in the hospital man, your giving me bad thoughts, the vibrator, the douche? I wonder if I can get the wife to try the cock flavored soup mix, homemade of course :em99:

  20. LC ohio right wing nut Comment by LC ohio right wing nut

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    what happened to my post?

  21. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    DAMN, this is good shit, keep ‘em coming!!! Hey Princess N@, where are you now, are you done with basic & AIT, or what?

  22. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Gottdamn, this is funny as all hell. Those sad motherfuckers of years and centuries past. Power-butt-plugs, Lysol douche, party-tabs… What else? Napalm enemas?
    :em01: :em95: :em99:

  23. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Just make sure they’re all genuine ads; faking seems too easy nowadays…

  24. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    If Harris Faulkner were an illegal alien, I’d grant her sanctuary in my bed.

  25. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Wait, was that off topic? You said it was an open thread.

  26. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    Dear God,

    I just thought this crowd was sick. No one advertises a 3K$, 10MB Hard Drive. That lasted all of 10 Min. DEEJ you pervert.

    Pardon me while I clean my pants out from laughing. :em95:

  27. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    :em99: :em01: :em99: :em41: What were people thinking? asbestos? Thorazine? LysoL what was wrong with people?

  28. MaxMomFL Comment by MaxMomFL

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    Not so PC back then.

  29. MaxMomFL Comment by MaxMomFL

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    Whoa! This is just….ick. Wasn’t looking for this.
    Really.

  30. MaxMomFL Comment by MaxMomFL

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    oops. Here’s the right link.

  31. MaxMomFL Comment by MaxMomFL

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    FINNNNNNEEEEE, here’s the site…..
    Apologies. Maybe a beneficent edit?

  32. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I’m out of touch for a couple of days, and what do I come back to find? You people are disgusting, sick, and perverted, and that’s why I couldn’t stay away.

    Caveman
    Your had almost had me chocking I got laughing so hard.

    MaxMomFL
    Does that product come with a letter verifying the benefits of the product? Either way, I think I’ll pass.

    OT
    Deej
    My comments are running off the edge of the page…You tinkering with the codes down there in the basement again?

  33. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Xystus - I remember seeing the Lysol douche ads when I was a kid. They were in newspapers and of course all the ladies’ magazines. I used to think, “fer cryin’ out loud. You wash floors with that stuff! That’s gotta hurt!” :em95: :em01:

  34. MaxMomFL Comment by MaxMomFL

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    SoCalOilMan

    I suppose the intimated use for the product is to dern well make sure you “pass”.
    Although uses outside of medical intent are strictly at the discretion of the individualpervertuser.
    Note, you had to have a prescription, which makes it all very impeccant.

  35. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    MaxMomFL

    Linky no worky?

  36. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I remember seeing the Lysol douche ads when I was a kid.

    I can remember them too, but I was to young to know what it was about. Maybe that’s why nurses are so hot, it’s that smell of disinfectant that gets the male libido going. Now maybe if it was Pine-Sol… :em93:

    Note, you had to have a prescription

    That makes it all better. My, how times have changed. You use to need a prescription for a butt plug?

  37. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    Heroin was once sold as a cough medicine. DJ was once sold as Gavin Newsom’s butt plug.

  38. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Thank you Mark, for your homoerotic tourettes.

    (putz)


    I have to go download the pictures myself, since they don’t hotlink

    More Doctors Smoke Camels — the Medical endorsement

    Now we know where the old term, “Young Shaver” came from

    From the producers of “Reefer Madness” comes a story that will send unwed mothers to jail

    Okay, call me naive, and I really don’t WANT to know (Did women live long back then, with all of these gadgets and chemicals?):

    I wonder how much this would be worth on “the street” today:

    I am guessing this wasn’t a best seller amongst gays back then

    What the…?

    What does baby smoke?

  39. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Mark6591

    I don’t recognize you as a regular poster here, so your comment is going to be taken as just offensive.

    DJ is respected here. He will defend himself, but, snide comments aren’t going to buy you friends around here.

  40. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    On a side note, my grandmother used to buy cough syrup that was about 25% or more alcohol. It was funny how many “colds” she got each year.
    :em99:

  41. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Hm…and why did my comment doublespace? It wasn’t supposed to…

  42. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Mark6591 leave DJ alone. And it was codeine that was sold over the counter as a cough medicine at one time.

    Oddly enough you can still get codeine in an over-the-counter pain med. in nanny Canada.

  43. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Been away for a while and … well! What have we here? That vibra finger thingy looks like an automated nose picker if you ask me. I can’t remember if this is where I found this website. If not, you can go here to see some of the cheesy educational videos from earlier days.

  44. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Oh … go to the “Stock Footage” section.

  45. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Fun for all of us who love to laugh at the past.

    [Please don’t post raw URLs here. The long ones tend to blow the page up — DJ]

  46. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Maxmomfl -

    Ah yes, the link worked. The ad said “Improved.” Hate to think what the unimproved was. :em38: :em99: :em01:

  47. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    And it was codeine that was sold over the counter as a cough medicine at one time.

    Mark was correct, Cheryl. Heroin was sold in cough syrup and many types of “tonics”.

  48. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Didn’t know that about heroin, DJ. :em02: Must’ve been before my time. I know that Coca Cola syrup was used as an anti-emetic :em38: back when there was actual coke in it. :em95:

  49. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Here is a little better history of heroin, and yes, it was waaaay before each of our times.

    Oh and don’t chastise Mark6591, I don’t think he can help himself. He can’t seem to communicate any other way but to throw out homoerotic statements instead of trying to convince me that I am wrong.

    Most of you can (and will) point out where you think I am wrong on something — and I can respect the position. Mark just goes right to the insinuations and name-calling because that is all he has.

  50. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Oh and don’t chastise Mark6591, I don’t think he can help himself. He can’t seem to communicate any other way but to throw out homoerotic statements instead of trying to convince me that I am wrong.

    don’t egg him on Deej, just let him wither away from his own obscurity and irrelevance.

    On another topic, I can attest to the mind altering properties of some modern day cough syrups. I had a bad case of bronchitis last year, so bad that I was cracking previously fractured ribs from the coughing. When nothing else worked, my doctor prescribed a cough syrup with hydrocotone in it. It did two things…knocked me flat on my ass so I could rest, and clobbered the cough. As a recovering alcoholic/druggie, I was pretty reluctant to use the stuff and initially said no to it….but when I went into my doctors office doubled over and holding my injured ribs he convinced me that if I used it as prescribed, everything would be O.K……it was pretty stony stuff, I would take it only at night and knew that I had about 45 minutes before it knocked me over.

  51. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Amen, Bro Jaybear./ When honestly needed and prescribed, it can pose little danger. If you need to take it, that’s one thing, if you simply want to, quite another. One of the reasons for my moniker here is the often amusing reception doctors and dentist get when I see them. Seems in my zeal I was always fucking myself up. I’m not afraid of pain, it hurts and that’s that. But a lot of major dental work, and me being a guy with inch long roots and often three where two would normally be. I have never, except for my hernia surgery and having my tonsils yanked in ‘57, ever been knocked under. I had to drive, my wife can’t due to having no distance perception. I have, among my medical stash in the safe, fifty vikes, saved from different visits. I also have a tramadol prescription for my arthritis. Not to mention the Tamiflu, antibiotics and such. I only take them if Advil or Aleve will not suffice, and never when I’m driving. But as many such as we know……it reguires an honesty beyond a cash register. I do not ingest alcohol for any reason, I fought my way back from crank, speed and weed. But booze kicked my ass……………………..I’d take a beating before I’d take a drink. Howevah, if you have a fine seegar and a finer cuppa’ Joe…………..

  52. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    When honestly needed and prescribed, it can pose little danger

    roger that Cave, my problem is that the cunning baffling and powerful aspects of the disease kick in and start trying to convince me that I NEED the drugs when I really want them…..I’ve had a couple of cases of this damned bronchitis when I’ve been prescribed with the narcotic based meds….made the mistake of letting my fear of the drugs get the best of me and have flushed the medicine before I was fully recovered, opening myself up for a nastier recurrence of the illness. It’s a real challenge for me to determine just exactly when to toss the drugs, I don’t hang onto them after I’m well, I toss them…..

    In general, recovery from alcoholism or addiction gets more routine after 20 years but there are still times when that bugger of a disease mucks around with my thinking and I can justify drinking or using…..those are the times when the strength of 20 years and the good friends I have made takes over and I find ways to make it through one more day…all with a little help from me’ friends as Joe Cocker would say

  53. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    DJ

    that Stumble thing is pretty damned cool…….

    I think you should consider this as one of your music picks:

    Sweet Child of Mine

  54. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Teamwork

  55. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    As a side note, cocaine was at one time widely available in this country as a “pick-me-up”.

    And “laudanum”? Morphine syrup…

  56. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    change of topic but look at what this jerk is trying to make a big deal about.

  57. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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  58. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    I do not want to start a war with people I respect and like, so I apologise for my rude remark to DJ.

  59. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Just in time for 2008, a little cheer brought to you courtesy of the 25th Combat Aviation Brigade via Pat Dollard.

  60. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I do not want to start a war with people I respect and like, so I apologise for my rude remark to DJ.

    I accept it. I would MUCH rather talk sensible than go through a session of name-calling. There is no law that says either of us have to agree on anything or even a percentage of everything. If I don’t at least cause you to THINK, then I am not doing my job.

    I can either change your mind on something or make your position stronger. You might actually do the same on me.

  61. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    This tender moment has been brought to you by the Rodney King World Peace Foundation & Yugo Dealership™.

  62. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    LC HJ Caveman82952

    Howevah, if you have a fine seegar and a finer cuppa’ Joe…………..

    Done! Should you ever do me the honor of visiting the fine Missus and myself, I’ll insure that a supply of fine cigars (cubans and nicaraguans types are plentiful here in Moncton) is made available to ya! Won’t mind stepping out on the balcony and enjoying a smoke with a fellow Rottie while watching the sunset myself! While I certainly can respect your not wanting a drink, we do have a wide variety of non-alc. beverages at your disposal. A might enjoy a drop of old brandy though, with your permission…

    Enlighten me, a cuppa’ Joe..? Tea?

  63. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Mark6591

    I think you’ll do just fine here in the Rott Sir… It is not often somebody would apologize in good faith, and that shows a sense of honor and loyalty.

    You have my respect and my sincere hope that we’ll hear from you often!

    Best wishes from Canada…

  64. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Enlighten me, a cuppa’ Joe..? Tea?

    COFFEE Hc.

  65. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    hilljohnny

    Thank you for the enlightment… :em93:

    And the choices of fine coffees are awesome here as well!

    See, I will go to bed being less stoopid tonight! :em41:

  66. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    Five basic grades: Coffee, java, jamoke, joe and carbon remover. (Author Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road)

    this is the “official” grading of coffee from best to worst, though it has been noted that any coffee is better than no coffee.

  67. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Since this is the most recent open thread, I’ll have to post this here: My biopsy results came in, and I DO NOT, repeat DO NOT have skin cancer on my back. :em93: Apparently, it’s an allergic reaction caused by some medication I’m either taking or have taken. It itches like crazy, and I’ve made the thing not heal from scratching it all the time.

    Now that I know what it IS, I’m off to my regular doc next week to see how to treat it.

    Thanks for all the prayers, good thoughts, support, etc.

  68. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Skye,

    how weird that you would post that today, I was wondering about you just this morning and whether you had heard anything.

    that’s good news my friend, now breathe easy and enjoy the day :em03:

  69. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    In the very waning hours of the year, this shitbird manages to put himself in the forefront in the running for the 2007 “Scumbag of the Year” award. First, he vandalizes a Marine’s car, then tries to play the race/religion card when confronted, and is now using his legal ‘talents’ in an effort to delay the case until the Marine deploys to Iraq later this week, which, he expects, will cause the case to be dismissed.

    However, in the first of which I hope will be many and varied unintended consequences for his actions, when you “Google” said turd’s name, instead of finding entries taking you to his website and extolling his legal expertise, you see a different picture presented.

  70. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Thank God, SkyeChild, our prayers were answered! You just brightened my morning.

  71. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Skye
    Best news, it is indeed a Happy New Year.

    OTC Hydracordisone can cure a lot of itchy things…the medicos just won’t recommend it before the “real” (inexpensive) drugs that work.

    Good that you had it checked out, glad it is minor.

  72. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Seems aforementioned shitbird, courtesy of MikeM, has pulled a vanishing act. No e-mail, no site, but there is a snail mail addy. Well, Mr. Shyster, guess what? You have just pissed off thirty million American Vets. You think you’re tough, shitbird? I’ve known some tough guys, and thanked god, for my sake, that we wore the same uniform. Of course that gutless little fuck closed up shop. Should be interesting seeing how far his legal tactics help him in a military situation.
    And thank you for the invite, Hardclimber….and enjoy your brandy, it bothers me not in the least. What would bother me is you worried about it. I had to go out and buy my best friend a six pack to get him to stop worrying about me. I’ll suck down my joe and puff contentedly on a cheroot……..besides, your designated driver stands at the ready, Sir.

  73. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Of all the bloggers he could tick off, it was NOT a good idea to tick off the team at Blackfive! :em99:

  74. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Apologies, LC SkyeChild. I didn’t mean to cover your “Most Excellent News” comment with my rant. I didn’t see it before I started thumbing away at my keyboard.

    Having been through what you experienced with my own instances of skin cancer, both real and imagined, I can well appreciate your feeling of relief with the biopsy results.

  75. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    No worries, Mike M. It’s an open thread, so anything goes. :em69:

  76. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Mike, now seems like a perfect time for a Google Bomb for Jay R. Grodner, dickless douche bag extraordinaire. For those of you who might not know what a Google Bomb is, it’s when you take a certain person’s name, such as “Jay R. Grodner”, and associate it with a certain word or term, such as “dickless douche bag extraordinaire”. Jay R. Grodner, dickless douche bag extraordinaire, is just damned lucky that he was caught by someone with as much restraint as Sgt McNulty. If Jay R. Grodner, dickless douche bag extraordinaire, had been caught in my neighborhood, he’d have received an all-expenses-paid trip to the ER or, if he was lucky, been picked up by the coroner’s van.

    (“We swear, officer, the asshole pulled a knife and threatened our buddy here with it! See? It’s the one that’s stickin’ outta his ass. He fell on it… Several times.”)

    Fuckin’ dickless douche bag. Oh, Jay R. Grodner, that is. Just in case anyone didn’t quite catch his name.

    :em96:

  77. hilljohnny Comment by hilljohnny

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    SkyeChilde a very happy new years indeed, so glad to see your good news. :em69:

  78. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    DJ, I recently threw out a copy of a Byte magazine that had that exact ad for the 10MB hard drive in it.

    My brother used to work at IBM, and said that back in the day, if the read head crashed into the disk surface, he would open up the case, take out the array of 15″ disks, and drop in another stack. Of course, he said you only did that once for a given drive array, because if it did it again, they would frown on the cost of dropping in another stack of platters without doing a deeper diagnosis of the problem.

  79. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    hilljohnny

    this is the “official” grading of coffee from best to worst, though it has been noted that any coffee is better than no coffee.

    They never had the battery acid they try to poison us with at work…

    I only drink it for the caffiene…