TO: Empire, All Regions
FROM: Ambassador JackBoot
RE: Occupation of territories previously, known as the greater Tampa Bay area.
Mission successful. Infiltration has been completed successfully. Approximately 15 Loyal Citizens are in attendance, with number varying continually as my census does not include the recently comatose.
Plan Rott-Fest, Sub-plan C has been met with great success. Economic attacks on the local libation dealers has resulted in a localized spike in retail prices. Expect our market positions in Anheuser-Busch, Captain Morgan, and related stocks to spike at open of the market Monday 2/19.
Provisions supply logistics remain difficult, however we ARE attacking on all fronts. Casualties are light and forensic evidence has been purged.
Weapons/Ammo stores are adequate and the compound is secure.
We’re hoisting one (or more actually) to all that can’t be here, really…we promise…..
All is well, cheers to the rest of the Empire !!!!!!
NO CARRIER !@##^TWR%$&^&^**$$*(&(($$(
[Update: 2110 ET…LC and IB (yeah he’s been hiding it from us) GuyK provides a preview of the 2007 additions to the DVD O’ Doom™ HERE. Guy graced the Denizens hereabouts with a steaming pot o’ Shrimp Gumbo, that would have been met with critical acclaim, however the belches and burps following consumption interfered with more verbose reviews. Thanks Brother !!!!–JB]