Wouldn’t that be wonderful?

We rather think so, so we’re not quite clear what the Iranians were trying to accomplish by digging out PhotoShop and a 20 year old box of Winchester White Box 7.62×39. Not to mention that there’s more than a little bit of chutzpah involved in the Iranians accusing (falsely or otherwise) us of supplying their insurgents when our soldiers are being shot at with sniper rifles and bombed with IEDs from Iran.

But hey, that’s no worse than one 20 year old box of WWB, right?

Of course it’s all a fake, which fills us with sadness.

Nothing would please us more than to learn that President Waffledick had finally got his head out of his arse and was flooding the Iranian resistance with free weaponry for use in their fight against the Turbaned Tittyfucks in Tehran.

Nice work with the clone stamp on those grenades, boxes and ammo pouches, by the way. It took His Imperial Vileness’ 5-year-olds almost three whole minutes to spot it.

The L.A. Times? Somehow that one managed to slip by their eleventy-grumpteen Fabled Layers of Rigorously Fact Checking Editors as well.

Perhaps they couldn’t afford to hire two five-year-olds to do the job.

Oh, it might also be a good idea to note that the grenades in the picture are Soviet fragmentation grenades, not to mention the AK-47 that they almost managed to airbrush out of the picture.

So who is the more pathetic? The incompetent PhotoShop hacks of Iran, or the retarded ratweasels of the L.A. Times who believe them?

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