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It wouldn’t be the Rott if we, Eurocentric and worldly that we are, didn’t showcase a bit of EUrinal idiocy every once and again.

Besides, it’s quite helpful to remind everybody just what it is that liberals want to turn the U.S. into (link thanks to LC & IB Dan):

Scotland the Brave has decided to strike a mighty blow against discrimination. Of course, being kilted moron log tossers, the daft Jocks decide to do it this way:

EDINBURGH, Scotland, February 16, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) - Nurses and other health care professionals should avoid using the terms ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ to refer to family relationships since the terms could be offensive to homosexual couples with children, a new directive published by Scotland’s National Health Service recommends.

Lest one of Heather’s mommies, er, parental units get offended by the word “dad”, of course, and go on a week-long trans fat-loaded chocolate binge as a result. We’re sure the Scottish subjects are mightily pleased with the wise ways in which their betters in government spend their tax quids.

The booklet calls for a “zero-tolerance policy to discriminatory language” among Scotland’s health care system. Included in discriminatory language is the use of terms that assume a traditional family structure of mother, father and children, according to the NHS directive.

Because the fragile personalities of the gay community are in obvious danger of being shattered by ruffians roaming the countryside, saying “dad” or “mom” at innocent passers-by.

“Individual circumstances lead to varied family structures and parenting arrangements. It is important to be aware of this. When talking to children, consider using ‘parents‘, ‘carers’ or ‘guardians’ rather than ‘mother’ or ‘father‘.

Not to mention the “advantages” of the serfs letting go of the antiquated notion that they’re anything but randomly appointed guardians of their children, the children that actually belong to the state, of course.

We suppose that the next step will be for the Scottish slave masters in government to outlaw Mother’s and Father’s Day, and that children who fail to address their parents as “biological parental unit” will be sent off to re-education camp to cure their divisive, anti-social, hateful, homophobic ways.

Idiots.

36 Responses to “Political Correctness Gone Mad(der)”
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    All my forebears in the clans McLaine and Muir are now spinning like tops in their graves.

  2. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    150 YEARS AGO THE SCOTTISH HEALTH OFFICIALS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS IDIOCY WOULD HAVE BEEN HUNG ON THE PUBLIK GALLOWS. 200 YRS AGO, DRAWN AND QUARTERED.

  3. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Lest one of Heather’s mommies

    Ahem.

    Not this Heather.

    I have only 1 “Mommy”, or “Momma” as I call her, and she would think that this is so stupid, that she wouldn’t believe it.

  4. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    All my forebears in the clans McLaine and Muir are now spinning like tops in their graves.

    Count the McDougall’s in with them BlackisWhite. My great grandmother would blister their hiney’s (as she was want to say to me on occasion) for being such idiots.

    and go on a week-long trans fat-loaded chocolate binge

    And just what the hell is wrong with a weeklong chocolate binge pray tell????

    Geeeze…you men. :doh_tb:

  5. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Oh for cryin’ out loud! What next?

    What about the normal people who will be offended by the “carer” crap? I guess they don’t matter.

  6. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    And just what the hell is wrong with a weeklong chocolate binge pray tell????

    Absolutly nothing to a chocolate addict. Namely me.

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    what is wrong with mommy or daddy? if it’s a gay couple, just say mommies or daddies as the case may be. :wacko_tb:

  8. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    and go on a week-long trans fat-loaded chocolate binge

    Unhhh! chocolate! The chocolate is, or was, really better over there, richer. I don’t know about now, what with increasing government control over food intake much like every other intrusion into one’s personal life. The poor kids will have to resort to calling their parents by their first names.

  9. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Rope. Tree. Scottish National Health Service.

    You know the drill…. *walking away shaking my head*

  10. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    I couldn’t believe this. This kind of stuff infuriates me. Although not as much as my Word program which marks my documents (As if I made an error) whenever I type “gentleman,” “fireman,” and other specific AND correct terms that I guess offend the gender neutral police.

    -J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  11. Unregistered Comment by smokeybehr

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    *PERK* Did someone say chocolate?

    Once again, we see the minority forcing the majority into submitting to their version of diversity. How much longer before everything is written in NewSpeak, and the words “mother” than “father” are deemed “doubleplusungood”, and anyone using them will be sent to Room 101 for “reeducation”?

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    So we have to eliminate “mother” and “father”, even though EVERYONE has them, so as not to offend the gay community.

    Then at the same time, we MUST accept and understand the practitioners of islam/sharia, even though it is their doctrine that homosexuality is a sin…punishable by death.

    sometimes the hypocrisy of PC makes me want to kick my animal companion….er..dog.

  13. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    sometimes the hypocrisy of PC makes me want to kick my animal companion….er..dog.

    Watch it Jaybear….that’ll get you in trouble with PETA. :lol_wp:

  14. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    My ancestors are Maxwells. One of them dressed up as a woman to escape from the Tower of London. I hope he’s not the one that started all of this …

  15. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Mrs M sez:

    Watch it Jaybear….that’ll get you in trouble with PETA

    I’m NOT gonna eat my animal companion…er…quadripedal soul mate….er….shelter for homeless flea ….er…DAWG.

    I’m just going to remind him who is the director of his life choices…er…BOSS

  16. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Completely off topic here, but have any of you ever had to remove a skunk from under your house/deck?

  17. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Yes, they will sell their sould for fresh raw eggs. Build a trap, don’t forget to throw something over it, like an old shower curtain to thwart his countermeasures.
    Deport him or her to a deserving side of town.

  18. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Completely off topic here, but have any of you ever had to remove a skunk from under your house/deck?

    How did John Murthaf**ker get under your house?

  19. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    ..sell their soul,,sorry.
    Oh yeah, If you’re a buck private or PFC, don’t forget to salute, he’s got more stripes than you.

  20. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Oh, Cheryl

    How did John Murthaf**ker get under your house?

    If I were a skunk I’d hunt ya down fer that!

    Actually, your comparison is too kind to the crap-oozing bastid.

  21. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    My apologies if I have offended any of the WMD-endowed be-striped kitties.

  22. juandos Comment by juandos

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    “Homophobic”

    Is “Homophobic”, another way of saying that the right to free association is somehow a bad thing in Scotland now?

    Issued in conjunction with the country’s leading homosexual activist organization Stonewall Scotland, the publication is entitled Fair For All - The Wider Challenge: Good LGBT Practice in the NHS.

    Hmmm, well considering the socialist bent (an intended pun) of the National Health Service I guess its no big suprise that something this idiotic would be excreted by these parasitic slugs…

  23. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Completely off topic here, but have any of you ever had to remove a skunk from under your house/deck?

    DO NOT **Repeat** DO NOT use rat poison. The skunk will not eat it, leave your property in search of water and die. It will eat it and curl up and die right there under your deck or house. Then, in a couple of weeks, the real fun begins. I had a neighbor learn this the hard way. She also learned that skunks travel in groups and that they dine together. A lawn chair, six pack, flashlight and .22 works better (although it will still spray regardless of how well you nail it). The best way is to trap it with one of those “Have a Heart” traps and then dispose of it. The trap is large enough to allow entry, but small enough that the skunk can’t raise its tail and spray. As far as disposal goes, it’s up to you. You can drive it way up into the woods or down to your local PETA office and release it or, like another neighbor, drown it.

  24. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    The old guys down at the feed store seemed real keen on finding out whether we planned on destanking it and neutering it and domesticating it. They seem to think that skunks make a useful addition to the household. I do know they eat slugs and small rodents, which is why I’m not so keen on killing it. We saw it get into an altercation with a possum BTW. Possum lost.

  25. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    On a related note. My Lady Of The Thompson Mag Dumps worked for a time for a contractor to SRS. She took care of a home for the “mentally disadvantaged”. (Or, as a VERY non-PC friend of ours puts it, “‘Tard Farmin’”…)

    They were not allowed to call the residents of the home “residents”, “clients”, “people”, or anything else similar. They were only to be referred to as “individuals”. Even in reports, it was “‘The Individual Carrie’ resisted taking her medications, had to put them in a cookie for ‘The Individual’”. (only with out the little quotes, if’n yer knows what I means…)

    Right, they couldn’t even call us the pronouns “him”, “her”, “she” or “he”.

    Can you say, “PC To The Supidity Degree?” I know I can!

  26. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Something a friend of mine found on /. about freedom and government.

    I liked it too much to not post it here…

    As he put it, “A good point from /. (Hey! It has to happen occasionally!)”

    Know thy (internal) enemy

    Know what everyone does.
    Know where everyone is.
    Pick them up when the time’s right.

    I sometimes think freedom is simply a government not having the right to know where you are.

  27. Unregistered Comment by Lucius

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    I’m Scottish and my kneejerk reaction to this was to dismiss it as a load of shite.
    Turns out I was wrong.

    Damn.

    Oh, and “kilted moron log tossers”?

  28. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Damn.

    Oh, and “kilted moron log tossers”?

    No worries, mate. We’re equal opportunity insulters here, meaning that we strive to piss off everybody as much as we possibly can. It’s in our Mission Statement too, I believe. Well, if I can ever find a copy of the damn thing.

    Anyway, we’re always looking for new material in our quest to mortally offend every living, breathing soul on the planet, so if you have some prize insults directed at somebody, anybody at all, please share. :smile1_tb:

  29. Unregistered Comment by Lucius

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    Hey, no problem. Very creative.
    Given the crowd of middlebrow, PC wankers we’ve elected to govern us, we deserve that and much more, believe me.

    The kilt and caber references seem a bit outdated though. Modern Scotland’s cultural reference points seem to be state benefits, crumbling housing estates, runaway rates of drink and alchohol abuse and lots of physical violence.

    Maybe you can work those in next time?

  30. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Hey, no problem. Very creative.
    Given the crowd of middlebrow, PC wankers we’ve elected to govern us, we deserve that and much more, believe me.

    I feel your pain. Really, I do, particularly since the Democrats took over Congress. This, of course, just serves to open us Murricans up to merciless mockery as well, which is only fair. Turnabout is fair play, and all that.

    The kilt and caber references seem a bit outdated though. Modern Scotland’s cultural reference points seem to be state benefits, crumbling housing estates, runaway rates of drink and alchohol abuse and lots of physical violence.

    Maybe you can work those in next time?

    LOL.

    Nah, it would be too easy, seeing as how they’re self-mocking. Tell you what, though: I’d prefer a bunch of kilted log tossers every day of the week and twice on Sundays over the New and “Improved” version, so if you ever need help tossing the wankers out, a lot of us over here still have the arms to lend a helping hand.

    It’s the least we can do in return for the gift of single malt.

  31. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    It’s the least we can do in return for the gift of single malt.

    Amen.

  32. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Yet more entries for the Newspeak dictionary.

    Orwell was a prophet. :flush_tb:

  33. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Blackiswhite:

    I figure a lot of us have ancestors hitting the high RPM by now.

  34. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Now be nice to your dog, Jaybear…..
    But my mohter is called Nana by her grandchildren, my wifes mother grandma…..the title mother is a moniker respected and cherished globally. Any man abandoning or harming his his worthy of only the greatest of contempt and scorn from his fellows. Mother an honorable title. As it father…my dad. For my daughter to call me anything else would be a slap in the face. Male parential unit? The wife my mate unit? So no mon and dad huh? Now why is it my guts turn when I remember how mortally wounded men have been known to scream for their mothers……..it haunted me for years. These sick bastards need killin’. I shoulda/ been a Texan…I knew it, I knew it….”muttering incoherently.”

  35. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    sometimes the hypocrisy of PC makes me want to kick my animal companion….er..dog.

    I wouldn’t kick my round, brown, hound, she bites

  36. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Jus today I heard on the news a high school in Santa Rosa, Kalifornia, suspended a student for calling or either telling someone “That is sooo gay” or some other reference. Gays people were calling and asking what the hell is the big deal. Just a handful of these lefty nutcases, even a lawsuit being filed. I sometimes think…as I think of my forty five three feet to my left…….. These people remain a social pestilence, worthy only of extermination.