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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Time to Write Your Congress Critters
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Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (NSAAP-NY) is going out of her way to make her proposed New & Improved Scary-Looking Rifle Ban™ as all-inclusive as possible:

Instead of banning rifles with 2 evil features, it’s one evil feature. Said evil features are:

`(i) a folding or telescoping stock;

`(ii) a threaded barrel;

`(iii) a pistol grip;

`(iv) a forward grip; or

`(v) a barrel shroud.

…and quite a bit more. Go read it all.

Then, when you’re done reading, remind your congress parasite that there are 80,000,000 gun owners out here, and we VOTE.


Yes, that’s a pistol grip and yes, the flash hider is attached by way of a thread. BOO!
Once we win the lottery, we’ll be able to purchase a forearm suitable for a forward grip as well.
Oh, and though we don’t much care for them, we may have to put a folding stock on her too, just for the sheer heck of it.
Does anybody know if barrel shrouds are available? That would make it The Scariest Rifle in Teh World!!!1!!!™.

On another note, if you’re planning on purchasing a Scary Rifle That Makes Liberal Totalitarians Pee Their Panties™, you might want to get started. Reliable sources tell us that Scary Rifles™ are selling like hotcakes right now, with quite a few places unable to keep up with new orders coming in.

29 Responses to “Time to Write Your Congress Critters”
  1. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Gun grabbing sacks of refuse need to find something better to do with their time!

    -J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  2. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    In Salt Lake City, a young man opened fire in a crowded mall, killing 5 individuals. It appears the shooter was not mentally stable and police are still investigating how he obtained the weapons.

    Directly from the HOrse’s mouth…Came right off the shreeking harpie’s web site.

    of there is NO mention WHATSOEVER that said “young man” was a fucking Muslim in the middle of a full blooded “religion of peace” rage.

    Fuck this bitch… shes geta a bullet with her name etched into the casing as well…CUPID STUNT!

    When’s that ballon going up?? …I want my country back!!

    [For the benefit of passing Moonbats easily frightened and unfamiliar with Webster’s, the above is known as “hyperbole.” Look it up — Ed.]

  3. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    M was looking at a gun alot like that yesterday at a gun store we stopped at to stock up on practice ammo. He’s been drooling for one for ages. Guess we best go the Pinto’s and cornbread diet for a bit if he wants to get it before the “We know what’s best for you dumb fucks” Congress Criminals come and take them away.

  4. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    For the benefit of passing Moonbats easily frightened and unfamiliar with Webster’s, the above is known as “hyperbole.” Look it up — Ed.]

    Clean up on post 2…that was SUPPOSED to be: “she gets a bullet with her name etched into the casing as well…*sigh* :wallbash_tb:

  5. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Get what you can while you can, folks, even if it means selling family heirlooms or eating Ramen for a year. I nearly had to do that back in the early 90s and I never regretted it. We’re dealing with the worst of elected fanaticism and they are relentless.

    These people are too stupid to learn from experience. This will cost them the Congress, just as it did back in ‘94, but not until they’ve “reauthorized” the stupidest law ever written.

    Meanwhile, it’s time to get our houses in order.

  6. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    Hvad i alverden er det dog der sker hos jer derovre? Her sidder jeg og fatter ikke en dyt, men jeg har været hos en ballebasker (Nelly’s ydtryk for en fysioterapeut) for at få ordnet min balle eller andet. Hun hedder Mette og var meget søg og sagde, det var en diskosskive (anede ikke der var noget, der hed det), der pressede på en nerve - derfor havde jeg så ondt. Ved godt det ikke har noget som helst med det ovenfor at gøre - men what ever? Sorry

  7. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Translation of the above?

  8. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Sorry, DK, it’s classified.

    Oh, what the Hell… Translation (loose) follows:

    “What on Earth is going on over there? In other news, I’ve recently been to a physiotherapist to get my back fixed (the Imperial Mother has been suffering from back pains for a while due to a fall), and she explained that a discus was pushing on a nerve.”

    Answer (in the Queen’s English):

    The Democrats are trying to repeal the 2nd Amendment again, mom, but not to worry. They may pass a law banning firearms, but they’ll still have to come around to collect them, which will be a great deal less enjoyable than they can possibly imagine.

    Also, I am much relieved to hear that the problem with your back has been located and is being addressed :thumbup_tb:

  9. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    I think the Emperor will have to step in here. My knowledge of Scandinavian languages ends with: Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

  10. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Ban them, then all they have to do is take them.
    I’ll give them my address.

  11. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti

    We apologise again for the fault in the posts. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. :lol_tb:

  12. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    :shock_tb: :jittery_tb: Really I’ was in pain - what kind of languaes was that Moriarty?

  13. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    Sorry can’t spell either

  14. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Stick around Farmor, you make my spelling look better!
    You don’t need to spell perfect here (or I’d be history), just try to make a little sence.
    Your doin’ great!

  15. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    I can understand how much back pain can bring you down Imperial Mother. My mom has had terrible back pain for several years now. She finally had to have Gastric Bypass surgery to lose some weight to take the pressure off of her back because back surgery was out of the question. Best wishes for a speedy recovery! :thumbup_tb:

  16. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Guess I better have a chat with ol’ Todd buddy next time he’s in town. He already knows better than this, but it never hurts to spell it out for him, now does it?

  17. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    To the Queen Mother: The joke he made comes from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”; specifically, the opening credits from the same. You have to watch the subtitles it puts at the bottom of the screen.

  18. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    This McCarthy yutz is, sad to say, my Congresscritter, until the sale of my home is complete. Her husband and son were killed on the Long Island Rail Road massacre by Black Rage Victim Colin Ferguson back in ‘93. She was elected to congress on they sympathy vote, with exactly one plank in her platform: gun control (see my previous posts about NY being gun control insane). She’s been stuck there ever since, and the GOP doesn’t realize that the number of conservatives has grown in that district, so if they put some decent money into a campaign there, they would win the seat.

  19. Lycurgus Comment by Lycurgus

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    Maybe it is time for a new American Civil War. This one can be between those who are armed and those who want to disarm those who are armed. It will be short, but fun.

  20. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    To Mrs. M.
    Sorry - if it was that easy - but I don’t have a problem with weight - I’m quite skinny - ask anybody, but I’m still working to put on some weight - I don’t think I’ll ever succeed - been working on that most of my life. Life isn’t always fair - but I’ll survive.
    Take care over there.

  21. Unregistered Comment by Real Bert

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    Ultra Liberal here (and proud of it, thank you).

    How many times does it need to be said: When we outlaw guns, only the authorities will have them.
    And, the authorities have shown time and again they can not be trusted.

  22. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    Sorry - if it was that easy - but I don’t have a problem with weight

    I apologize if it seemed I was referring that you had a weight problem. I was meaning to just describe what my mother has had to go through to try to get some relief from her back problems. She has had so many surgeries on her back already that this was the only option they told her she had. Seems to be working. She’s not in as much pain constantly as she once was.

  23. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    Please don’t be sorry - I didn’t mean it in a bad way either - and I’m Ok in all the rest of my body - by the way - I’m not a bone - just not overweighted.I’m gonna trust and believe the physoitherapist. In the end wi don’t have a choise with the body - we’ll have to accept that we’re borne in it - I guess - have a nice day :thumbup_tb: :undecided_tb:

  24. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Ultra Liberal here (and proud of it, thank you).

    How many times does it need to be said: When we outlaw guns, only the authorities will have them.
    And, the authorities have shown time and again they can not be trusted.

    You’re my kind of liberal, my friend :thumbup_tb:

  25. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    Hvor dejligt at se dig her igen min dreng - jeg blev lidt ked af at Mrs. M troede, jeg blev sur - håber jeg har forklaret, at det var slet ikke sådan jeg mente - du ved hvad jeg mener, nogle gange går det måske lidt for hurtigt, og så må du undskylde, jeg skriver så meget her, men her kan jeg da finde dig. :king_tb: :king_tb: :king_tb: :lol_ee:

  26. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    og om lidt skal du oversætte igen igen - sorry

  27. Unregistered Comment by spacemonkey

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    “And, the authorities have shown time and again they can not be trusted.”

    But, but, but, they’re here to help.

  28. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    Real Bert grasps the actual intent of the Framers when they wrote the Second. The whole concept of an armed populace was an extremely liberal one for the times. He’s my kind of liberal, too.

  29. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Just one thing to say: Molon labe!