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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Gore Effect™ Update
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Local women present Global Wormening poster and, that very same day, the first significant snowfalls hit the area.

The Goracle itself shows up in Toronto and, lo and behold, temperatures promptly drop below freezing, followed by snow.

If the GoreBot is coming to a town near you to bloviate about his religion, you might want to stock up on warm clothing.

10 Responses to “Gore Effect™ Update”
  1. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

    FIRST!

    The Curse of the Supreme Goron continues!

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    As a veteran of many drinking campaigns in Toronto, I expect it to be cold until June.

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    As a veteran of many drinking campaigns in Toronto, I expect it to be cold until June.

    Indeed.

    The funny thing was that the weather forecast was pretty solid at about 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Until the Goracle hit, and they dropped below freezing.

  4. sig94 Comment by sig94

    No wonder they call that insulation Goretex.

  5. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

    Dude,

    Check out Point Five’s take on the Goracle, and even add your own…

    http://pointfiveblog.com/

  6. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

    I am still wondering how that much hot air can cause such cold temperatures.

    Is it some kind of thing where the rapidly upward moving air column coming from the Algore’s mouth caused a rapid drop in temperature due to the air at ground level being sucked up into the stratosphere, thus lowering the pressure sufficiently to cause a sudden, massive drop in temperature?

    Or is it just a psychic effect from the memory of the Hildebeast’s cold and clammy thighs?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  7. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

    LC Guido Cabrone’s theory sounds plausible…I just think it’s funny that whenever these morons get to peddle their bullshit about Global Worming, the temperature drops precipitously. :lol_wp: I guess God has quite a sense of humor, eh?

  8. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

    man, i wish this worked in the summer time too!!

    complain about global warming and then it suddenly gets cooler….except for some reason it gets hotter.

    :confused_wp:

  9. juandos Comment by juandos

    My second favorite blog site (the Rottie site is first of course), the Flopping Aces does some serious bitch slapping on the SUPREME GORON which has the added property of being pretty damned amusing…

  10. Unregistered Comment by salfter

    The funny thing was that the weather forecast was pretty solid at about 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Until the Goracle hit, and they dropped below freezing.

    The Gorebot is like a heat pump…it has to suck all of the heat out of its surroundings before it can pump it back out.

    That’s my theory, and I’m sticking with it. :mrgreen_wp: