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Sir Christopher informs us that Tortillastan is upset about US violating THEIR territory. OK, you may stop laughing now.

Mexico’s Congress has condemned what it says is a border violation by US workers building a controversial barrier between the two countries.

Legislators say workers and equipment building a section of the barrier have gone 10 metres (yards) into Mexico.

After which they promptly left again, which is a damn sight more than can be said about the thousands of YOUR criminals who cross our borders every single day. Cry us a river, Gonzales.

In a statement, the US Ambassador to Mexico Tony Garza said: “The US is sensitive to Mexican concerns… [and] has the deepest respect for the integrity of the sovereignty of Mexican soil”.

Speak for yourself, dipstick. His Majesty, being a firm believer in reciprocity, has the exact same level of respect for the integrity and sovereignty of Mexican soil as they have for ours. It’s a two-way street, you know.

Many Mexicans see the fence as offensive and say it will be ineffective and potentially cause more deaths in border crossings.

We certainly hope so.

And what’s with the “more deaths in border crossings?” We have numerous legitimate border crossing points and, as far as we know, not a single soul has ever died trying to cross there. Maybe if the Mexican government would start distributing cartoons instructing their citizens on how to LEGALLY cross our borders instead, not quite as many people would die trying to BREAK IN?

Just a thought.

Now shut up, you burro-riding morons. There’s work to do. This damn lawn won’t mow itself, you know.

(Oh, and please note: When armed Mexican gangs using military tactics INVADE the U.S. and force the National Guard to withdraw, not as much as a peep issues forth from 1600 Penn Ave. But when our construction workers as much as set foot, temporarily, on Mexican fly-infested dirt, our diplomats have spooge dribbling from their chins six minutes later. Thanks, Jorge, thanks a whole fucking lot).

28 Responses to “How About You Shut the Fuck Up Before We Get Angry, Pendejos?”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Pluck ‘em. Arm the construction workers, move in a Delta team, and dare the little bastards to do anything about it.

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    … and get yer lazy ass back to the lettuce farm.

  3. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    not to mention the numerous incursions by their military in humvees, and drug smugglers whom the former ASSIST

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    and drug smugglers whom the former ASSIST

    Which I don’t understand. After all, the wetback drug runners know that if they as much as get looked at funny, Jorge Arbusto and his childhood butt-pluggers will land the Border Patrol Agents in jail for a decade or more.

    So what do they need protection for? They’ve already got the best protection that Pesos can buy… At 1600 Penn Ave.

  5. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    You’ve said it better than I did, Sire.

  6. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I have literally walked into emergency rooms and waited three hours. They had to go find an English speaking person. In the meantime I get billed three bucks for an Advil, fifteen for a vike….they sign a paper and leave. They want a check from me, the only insured person in the place. Now let’s go on to the welfare office, when I had to go to file for workmans comp before my hernia surgery fifteen months ago. Again, no English speaking, yet I was the obnly person there with a job, everybody else seeking gas vouchers and such. Then when you find folks filing, if I can understand them, it’s viewed as a meal ticket. For the usual mantra being to run away and leave it behind, unpiad. And lets not forget that low life shitbag that slammed into the rear end of my stopped car doing fifty on one fifty-two going home from work. He had no license plates, no insurance, not ever valid registration. Just a phony license. And the fucking CHP let him go!!!!! I just thanked God for uninsured motorists. Six grand to my car, three grand to my wife and this insurance company is still looking for this shitbag. Fuck this shit! MINE THE FUCKING BORDER!!!!!!

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Fuck a wall. I want a 2000 mile long bug zapper.

    When the lights dim in Ciudad Juarez, the Citizens of el Paso smile.

  8. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    MINE THE FUCKING BORDER!!!!!!!!!

    My thoughts exactly. Have two Parallel fences, both in US territory,and clearly marked DANGER:LANDMINES in 20 different languages every 10 feet. Space the fences 25 yards apart and saturate the area between them with landmines.(replenish mines annually) Let the buzzards do the rest. Problem solved !

  9. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    How about mixing Wil’s and Hoghead’s suggestions? Electric fence of the mexi-side, mines in between. From San Diego to the mouth of the Rio Grande.

    Might I also suggest setting up webcams and PPV sites for border watching? Like watching the bug zapper on a warm, humid night, but more fun. and with explosives.

    So saith Lord Fluffles the Crispy.

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I still like the idea of towers, manned by snipers. Nothing says “Think twice before violaing out soil, Juan!” like having that rifle crack and the criminal next to you dropping like the transmission of Chevy Vega.

  11. Unregistered Comment by suboptimal

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    Stop me if I go too far…

    First layer, against the border, electric fence, minimum of 440 Volts and capable of delivering at least 100 Amps wherever the “circuit” gets completed.

    Second layer, 25 yards of landmines. Mixture of standard and “bouncing betty” types.

    Third layer, concertina wire, AKA, razor wire, at least 25 feet high and 6 feet front to back.

    Fourth layer, robotic rovers with machine guns mounted on top wired to fire when motion detectors are tripped. Make this about 100 yards wide.

    Finally, a 30 foot wall, guard towers every 100 yards, or less if necessary to maintain interlocking fields of fire. Guards equipped with night vision, infra-red, etc. Anyone getting this far is obviously not just crossing for a job.

    If a group makes it past this barrier, then it can be considered an act of war.

    If an individual makes it past, offer them citizenship lessons. They’re smart and/or tough enough to get this far.

  12. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Fuck a wall. I want a 2000 mile long bug zapper

    How about mixing Wil’s and Hoghead’s suggestions? Electric fence of the mexi-side, mines in between. From San Diego to the mouth of the Rio Grande

    Personally I think these are some good ideas…

    A few thousand of these puppies per linear mile would make for some interesting Mexican hop-scotch…

  13. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    If a group makes it past this barrier, then it can be considered an act of war.

    If an individual makes it past, offer them citizenship lessons. They’re smart and/or tough enough to get this far.

    Draft them. I suspect they would be sorely needed in one of the military research labs…

  14. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    All this fantasizing is well and good. Practically speaking, I doubt we even get funding for a wall much less one built. Heck, our current policy is to put our border patrol in prison if they try to apprehend any illegals.

    Again, practically speaking, there is no southern border when going north, only when going south.

    -B

    I do like the sniper idea though. Practical, easy to implement, and eventually a deterrent.

  15. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    Personally I think we all need to move to Texas. Run out the Libtards, and the illegals, vote for Secession (of which Texas is the only state to retain that option in it’s State Constitution) and tell the rest of the illegal lovin country to kiss our ass.
    Then we can tell Mexico to go screw itself. Shoot on sight anyone crossing the border.

    But that’s just me….

  16. robohobo55 Comment by robohobo55

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    I like the multidimensional approach.

    Snipers + landmines + fences + robots + Nat’l Guard + ?

    There is a complaint that the US Army is not trained well enough when they are sent to Iraq. Okay, now all services have a 3 month training period at the southern border before deploying to Iraq (and soon Iran?). Concentration of study is long range fields of fire.

    The Hobo

  17. Terrapod Comment by Terrapod

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    Your Majesty:

    I happened to be in Mexico City when this hit - report from the field - it is mainly the Communistas and far left that have their shorts all wound up over this (who else) and are bloviating up a storm. I guess in their eyes 20 million of them in the US are not worth 5 of our road crew men 10 yards into Mexican territory (as if they can measure to that accuracy) Heh! I think we should engage in weekend 10 yard sprints in and out just to keep them hopping mad. It truly is fun to watch on local TV, especially if you are fluent in Mexicanese.

  18. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Sorry for the O/T and Threadjack™!

    My friend, Mrs Who, has a brother who is serving in Afghanistan right now.

    He wants a really “cool” blog nickname.

    Knowing all the great and creative minds ’round here, could y’all help Mrs W (& him) out?

    Thanks!

  19. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Yep

    Draft them. I suspect they would be sorely needed in one of the military research labs…

    ..and other stuff.

    Whey should the fwench be the only ones with a foriegn legion?

  20. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Lady H, I gave Mrs.Who this marvelous gem of infinite wisdom.

    How about “Harvester of Doom”. Even though he’s a doggie, this Marine thinks it appropriate. Unless he’s an admin weenie in which case maybe “Pusher of Paper” :-)

    Hope it helps :wink_ee:

  21. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    *Hugs, Crunchie!*

    I can always count on you all! :happy_tb:

  22. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    WooHoo a Lady H hug! :clap_tb: :undecided_tb: :wub_tb:

    No prob H, although my first choice was “Thor Hevelsheim, Norse Harvester of Doom & Pestilence”, but Bangie Thing told me (via a slap in the back of the head) that it was too long.

  23. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    I’m all for the idea of planting “bouncing betties”, also known as the M16A1 Bounding Antipersonnel Landmine, hey, we have lots and plenty of them in storage, I just think that we oughtta rig 2/3 of them for pressure detonation, and the other 1/3 for tripwire detonation, as well as plenty of “toe poppers” as well! Hey, if pedro, Paco, or Juan trips a toe-popper, let a moonbat go in and rescue the damn thing, and then deport the moonbat as well as the wetback!

  24. batchrusher Comment by batchrusher

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    You want to know why? Google North American Union

  25. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Pull the joooos out of the middle east give them texas, new mexico arizona, & southern california.
    Let the IDF patrol the border. What fun would be had by all to watch the towelheads kill each other, and the IDF killing illegal border crossers :ponder_tb:

  26. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I’m for it if I can get the Imperial title HJ, so that I can enlist and do my part.

  27. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    our diplomats have spooge dribbling from their chins

    of course, the denizens of “Foggy Botton” can never get their fill of man juice can they?

    Especially that of dictators, tyrants, murderers, socialists, and Turdle Bay pearl drops.

  28. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    It’s D.C. that needs the sniper towers and landmines more than the Mexican border. Don’t get me wrong, I’m plenty PO’d about the southern non-border–but it’s the best source of working Christians we’ve got right now. The Canuck border, particularly with N.Y. and Mich., well, any swarthy crossers there are liable to be carrying dirty bomb material, not just ecoli laced tortillas. Bottom line, it’s D.C. that’s the prob–not the feds’ job to educate (i.e., propagandize) my kids, or provide apts., meds and cheese to my shiftless, lazy-ass neighbors. It’s the Feds’ job to secure the nation’s borders and prosecute foreign policy to our nation’s benefit (i.e., victory) P.E.R.I.O.D.