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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Reason #7,389 Why Celebs Have Absolutely Nothing Useful To Say
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Because they’re only slightly more intelligent than yeast:

In perhaps her blondest moment yet, the former Baywatch babe [Pamela Anderson — Emp.M.] has announced she is putting the boot into her footwear staple of the last decade, boycotting Uggs after finally realising they were made from shaved sheep skin.

It finally dawned upon her that her sheepskin boots were made out of, wait for it: SHEEP SKIN.

Keep that in mind the next time one of the airheads is on TV, spreading the verbal diarrhea that they pass off as “opinion.”

Scrambling desperately for something to say in her defense, she only managed to insert her feet deeper into her mouth:

“I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm never realizing that they were skin! I thought they were shaved kindly?”

Indeed they are, Pam. After which their skin is gently flayed off of their still warm bodies. Mheh. Her therapist should be working overtime for a month now.

Reports yet unconfirmed claim that Pammy was later seen rocking back and forth in the fetal position in front of a grocery store shelf with “cat food” on it, refusing to snap out of her catatonic state until the manager had personally assured her that it didn’t contain any cats.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

21 Responses to “Reason #7,389 Why Celebs Have Absolutely Nothing Useful To Say”
  1. Unregistered Comment by PFC Krondax

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    FIRST!!!!!!1

    last first in a while.

    is it just me, or did she get some of herbrains removed when she had her breats reduced, s. or was that one in the same?”

    see you in 7 months all!

  2. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Wait until someone tells her that chair is made from the hide of the highly endangered Nauga.

    And let’s not even mention the Girl Scout cookies. :tongue1_tb:

    **********

    Apropos of nothing, I’ve returned to LiveJournal after a 2-year hiatus. To prevent the Libtard shitstorms that made the last run unbearable, I’ve had to set the comments for screening. Topic suggestions welcome!

  3. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Hmmm, I wonder what the lovely but obviously empty headed Ms. Anderson would think if she knews tens of thousands of Americans were Payless pavement pounders made out of the hides of Chinese political prisoners by other Chinese political prisoners?

    (just kidding about what the shoes are made of… :wink_wp:)

  4. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    I just like how hippie shoes have gone from ‘eco-friendly’leather -being made of a renewable resource, to ‘animal friendly’ plastics, which won’t be going anywhere for a long, long time…..

    morons

  5. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    leather: renewable, re-usable, multi-purpose steak packaging.

    mmmmm beef :)

  6. sylkione Comment by sylkione

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    Scrambling desperately for something to say in her defense, she only managed to insert her feet deeper into her mouth:

    Of the 140,000,000 or so American, heterosexual males, I doubt any would be able to imagine Pamela with “feet” in her mouth.
    I know I find it hard … to imagine it.

  7. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I doubt any would be able to imagine Pamela with “feet” in her mouth.

    I can imagine her with her feet several inches behind her mouth…

    I love to remind my Regressive friends that their “eco-friendly” non-leather Birkenstocks are made by the company that supplied Hitler’s SS with their boots.

    You’ve never seen a hippie spin faster than an Iranian centrifuge before.

  8. juandos Comment by juandos

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    I love to remind my Regressive friends that their “eco-friendly” non-leather Birkenstocks are made by the company that supplied Hitler’s SS with their boots

    Oh now DB, you know that the libtards can find a way to rationalize why the, “jooos!” were begging to be turned into smoke, ash, and shoes…

  9. Unregistered Comment by annoyinglittletwerp

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    I’m an UBER animal rights person-and no one would ever mistake me for an idiotarian.
    I haven’t eaten veal in 20+ years, won’t wear fur or anything made out of shark(I don’t eat shark either
    ),buy cruelty free products when I can ,and in the past few months have started becoming more of a vegetarian.(I work in a salad bar so that helps)

    That said…my Nikes and belt are leather.
    Why? Because I realize I need good shoes to handle all the walking I do and because my belt has lasted me for years.
    Leather lasts.
    I love animals and think that humans are way too cruel to them.
    Btw-I’m the only sort of vegetarian in my family-while I won’t allow shark , veal, or live shellfish in the house-and my husband and son respect that-I don’t expect them to follow me on the other stuff.

    You CAN be a right- of- center animal rights person and still live in the real world.

  10. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Bimbo.

  11. SkyeChild Comment by SkyeChild

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    I can’t believe that Misha has insulted yeast so. At least, with yeast, something GOOD generally comes from it. Can’t really say that about the libs.

  12. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    I am one of the few red-blooded, heterosexual, chock-full-o’-testosterone American males who is not  the slightest bit impressed with Pamela Anderson.

    Consider:

    1.  All the botox collagen in her lips and Tammy Faye-style eyeliner makes her look like trailer-park trash.

    2.  She apparently has a hankering for two of the biggest he-skanks in rock & roll - Tommy Lee and Kid “Bob” Rock.

    3.  She has hepatitis-C - courtesy, it would seem, of the aforementioned Tommy Lee.

    No, thanks.

  13. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Almost as funny as the news abort Al Gore’s mansion burning up all that electricity.

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  14. Nixcell Comment by Nixcell

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    Shut the &#^$ up and sing…or jiggle…or act…but whatever you do, SHUT UP AND DO IT!

    I swear, just the thought of these people “weighing in” with their opinions makes my ears bleed.

  15. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    How does one “weigh in” with an opinion that makes them sound like a total airhead?

  16. Nixcell Comment by Nixcell

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    It’s like a friend of mine said in college: Play to the audience (professor) and bring a Big Shovel(tm). Or, in layman’s terms, “If you can’t dazzle ‘em with facts, baffle ‘em with, er, a Big Shovel(tm).”
    Since the MSM can’t really bring cold, hard facts to the table, they send out the Big Shovel(tm): talking-head-pretty-people.
    And by the way, the “airhead” thing? If it acts like a duck…

  17. Unregistered Comment by kandaris

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    Nixcell, I think that is actually supposed to be:

    “If you can’t dazzle ‘em with facts, Bury them in BullSh!t.” (using your shovel of course…) ;)

  18. Unregistered Comment by BlueJeanPreachin

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    “I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm never realizing that they were skin! I thought they were shaved kindly?”

    Great. The next new political Hollywod campaign? “Save the Kindly!!”

  19. Unregistered Comment by ClimbingFreeman

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    If you want people to take your .org seriously, maybe you shouldn’t keep around ditzy actresses like the aforementioned Pamela Whateversheisthisweek and the late Anna Nicole Smith. Both are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and went in with PETA when they said free coucous for everyone.

    And remember: “Even if animal testing yields a cure for AIDS, we’d be against it.” - Ingrid Newkirk, Reichsfuhrer PETA

  20. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    I see someone let their Inflatable Girlfriend out in public again. :doh_tb:
    That Bimbo is just a waste of a pair of boobs. :thumbdown_tb:

  21. juandos Comment by juandos

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    annoyinglittletwerp says:

    I haven’t eaten veal in 20+ years

    Oh wow! You don’t know what you are missing!… :wink_wp: