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We realize that it’s awfully bad form to steal the subject of somebody else’s Fisking, particularly when it’s an excellent Fisking indeed, but there are some column inches that are just impossible to resist. Such as this one, in which ABC’s Andy Ostroy(gen) juggles the Goracle’s testicles for two whole pages… With his tongue:

Feb. 27, 2007 — Make no mistake: Former Vice President Al Gore will be our next president.

Make no mistake: It took us a good ten minutes to stop laughing after that opening sentence. Besides, wouldn’t that be against the Constitution? According to libtardian math, he was elected in 2000 and, presumably and considering what a massive intellect he is, re-elected in 2004, so that would make it his third term.

I am as confident about that assertion as I am that George W. Bush will go down in history as America’s worst president ever.

Which means that you’re either delusional or not very confident at all.

Gore is the right man at the right time, for many reasons. And it’s clear that the momentum and buzz is shifting his way big time.

The “buzz” certainly is, but that’s almost entirely due to the full frontal meat whistlings that you and your fellow mediots keep handing out like they were going out of style whenever the Goreacle’s name is mentioned.

At Sunday’s Oscar ceremony, Gore took home the coveted prize for best feature documentary for “An Inconvenient Truth,” his scorching red-flag raiser on global warming.

Which, as we all know, is full of Inconvenient Bull, thus making it yet another in a row of “documentaries” that, well, aren’t. And what’s with the “coveted?” If His Majesty were ever to make a documentary, we can assure you that the last thing we’d ever want would be an Oscar for it. We can’t even imagine the intellectual torment and shame of being mentioned in the same breath as Michael Moore-on and the Goreacle.

On stage he was graceful, poised and presidential.

And very, very bloated. Almost, but not quite, as bloated as his ego.

And it didn’t hurt his hipness quotient any to be getting a little Leo DiCaprio love either. That’s right, Al Gore is suddenly cool.

You simply don’t know cool until you’ve had some man-love slapped on you by all-time butch stud, Leonardo DiCaprio. And, should you be unfortunate enough to find yourself in that position, you’ll spend the rest of your life wishing for the days when you could walk down the street without people snickering behind your back.

It gets even better. In October, Gore will also likely be the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize for being the planet’s biggest advocate…

Biggest, no doubt.

…in the fight against climate change.

Which, as anybody who knows about these things will tell you, is about as effective as fighting against the sunset.

His prestigious nomination in this exclusive club puts him in the company of such independent thinkers, statesmen and activists as Dr. Martin Luther King, President Jimmy Carter, Elie Wiesel and Mother Theresa.

Not to mention Mohamed “Ahmadinejad’s Favorite Sock Puppet” ElBaradei, Kofi “Show me Da Money” Annan, Nelson “Let’s Turn Africa’s Only Functional Economy Into a Shit Hole While ‘Necklacing’ Anybody Who Disagrees” Mandela and, of course, Yassir Arafat.

We’d have added Jimmeh “Judenhass” Cah’duh to the list as well but, for some obscure reason, you already did so. Is that supposed to be a compliment? The mind boggles.

Now let’s talk chops.

Pork chops? You shouldn’t tempt the Goreacle like that.

Gore’s an enlisted Vietnam vet who served…

…as a reporter for Stars & Stripes with his own personal body guard at his service all the time, thus making him, as Ace also points out, the only Viet Nam vet in history to be more of a wuss than John “Fuckface” Kerry, which is saying quite a bit.

…four terms in the U.S. House of Representatives, two terms in the Senate, and eight years as vice president in one of the most successful administrations ever.

One of their greatest and most well-known successes being a giant, smoking crater in Manhattan. Thanks, but we’ve already had all we can take of THAT.

Let’s not forget that he won the popular vote in 2000,

Which is about as relevant as making a notice of his shoe size, at least to those of us who’ve read the Constitution.

…and as many say, the Electoral College as well.

“Many”, except for every single one of the recounts made during and after the elections that gave birth to Bush Derangement Syndrome.

So wait, he’s hip, he’s brilliant, he’s highly experienced.

He’s got the girth of a wooly mammoth…

Is America ready for a real leader after two terms of a guy who makes Jim Carrey’s “Dumb and Dumber” character seem downright cerebral? You bet your asinine Bush-isms it is.

We’re going to be really disappointed if you don’t remember to scream “AWOL”, “coke-fiend!” and “Halliburton!” before this column is through. Disappointed because it’s getting to be tiresome to have to repeat your own libtardian memes to you in order to keep you from forgetting them.

I even have the perfect campaign slogan for Gore: “Imagine how it would’ve been.”

We can. It’s called “nightmares.”

Just imagine what the country would be like today had he become president in 2000 and not Bush. Imagine an America without this bloody debacle in Iraq.

Imagine a Middle East where Saddam was still in power, feeding dissidents into shredders while his psychotic sons were raping and dismembering pre-teens.

Imagine an America that commands the respect of its allies

You mean like Britain, Australia and all of our other actual allies in the Coalition? Not hard to imagine, really.

and is feared by its enemies.

Judging by how their all hiding under rocks in Iran right now, we’d say that they’re at the very least nervous. But we’re sure they’d be positively petrified if the GoreBot was in charge and they had to face one sternly worded U.N. resolution after another instead.

Imagine an America that puts the environment before big corporate interests.

Such as China? Or maybe Eastern Europe?

Imagine having a president who strives to bridge the gap between rich and poor,

As long as those pesky poor don’t get anywhere near the mansions that the likes of the Goreacle inhabit.

where the middle class, not the wealthy, gets the tax breaks,

And enough fossil fuel taxes to choke a rhinoceros, not to mention all the other taxes needed to keep the Goreacle’s Wormening Scam running.

and where the minimum wage is not a shameful $5.15.

For somebody who writes for a news organization, you don’t seem to be keeping up with the actual news much, do you?

Pretty powerful stuff on the campaign trail, huh?

Quite. We can’t wait for him to try it. We may never stop laughing again.

Yes indeed, 2008 is the right time for Al Gore. Don’t think for a minute that he doesn’t know this. It’s not 2000, and Gore is a changed man, an older, wiser, more relaxed, confident version of his former self.

And about 6 stone more of him too!

What’s more, the country is as different a place for him today as it was in ‘68 for that other “Comeback Kid,” Richard Nixon.

When Gore announces, which I suspect he will likely do in September, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton will have canceled each other out, and he will leapfrog over the carnage to the front of the line.

He’s unlikely to “leapfrog” over anything without the help of a rather impressively large catapult, and we don’t think that even the Army Corps of Engineers is up to that kind of a challenge.

At that time, he’ll have tremendous political and financial currency

…if he hasn’t spent it all purchasing “carbon credits” from some enterprising scamster in Nigeria, that is.

…and support from which to launch a successful campaign. And in this writer’s opinion, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney will be coughing up dust.

They’re more likely to be coughing up their lunch, provided they don’t manage to plug their ears before he opens his bloviating maw.

Andy Ostroy is editor and publisher of The Ostroy Report, a New York-based blog that aggressively combats the powerful right-wing spin machine, taking on Bush, the Republican Party and the conservative media.

…as well as any misperception that Andy is more intelligent than a sack of wet hairballs.

Mission accomplished.

74 Responses to “Gargle, Gargle, Gargle”
  1. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    Andy, you lttle super-suck-ass twink.
    Are you auditioning for a MC’s job on a queer-eye
    infomercial for “This Old Fart”?

  2. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    First.

    Goron has a 10,000sq ft mansion that uses 20 times the avg. amount of power than the average household.

    What greater arrogance than to have us all live to a lesser standard than Prince Albert himself…

  3. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Damn slow server!

  4. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Feb. 27, 2007 — Make no mistake: Former Vice President Al Gore will be our next president.

    Lord help this country if the loon does get elected.

    He’ll probably outlaw excessive breathing, because it’s harmful to the environment. Probably already has plans to tax breathing (and excessive flatulence)

  5. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    And Andy?

    Get the f**k over 2000, dude. Or kill yourself over it.

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    At that time, he’ll have tremendous political and financial currency

    In the old days, there didn’t used to be a distinction between currencies. That’s because we still trusted the American people to examine the issues and VOTE.

  7. JJSoCal Comment by JJSoCal

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    I am just amazed at how lefties obsess on the past; Vietnam, the 60’s, the 2000 election. It’s no wonder they haven’t got a clue; they are so consumed with living in the past seething at every perceived injustice they haven’t got time to uncork their heads from their arse-holes long enough to look up and realize the world done got up and left them behind - then cry and bemoan how they have been abandoned by everyone!

    That’s just plain insanity.

  8. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    Get the f**k over 2000, dude. Or kill yourself over it.

    I NOMINATE LADY HEATHER FOR THE NOBEL SMACKDOWN PRIZE!

  9. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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  10. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    VERY CREATIVE KHRISTOPHER ! L O L !!!!!!!!!!

  11. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Not mine … I stole it of that interweb thingy ….

  12. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    Here’s my opinion of this Carbon Sucking Mastodon:

    gore

  13. Philosopher Comment by Philosopher

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    I think having Al Goreacle run for the Democrat President would be an outstanding idea. Then the Republicans could run Boris the Wonder-Bat and win hands-down.

  14. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

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    i swear al gore gets more attention from the paranoid right than from the comminist, america hating, defeatist, on the wrong side of history, mainstream media.

    will al gore run again and get re-elected?

    besides the entire right wing and a handful of gore supporters, no one gives a f**k.

  15. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Gore’s an enlisted Vietnam vet who served…

    Whose minders were smart enough not to give him a magazine with actual bullets in it for his M16.

  16. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Goron has a 10,000sq ft mansion…

    Hey! I asked once before not to be compared to that guy! I even asked nice!

    Don’t make me break out the big metal spikes…

    - Darunia, leader of the Gorons.

  17. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Whose minders were smart enough not to give him a magazine with actual bullets in it for his M16.

    It’s okay, man, the safety’s on….

    Oops! No it’s not!

  18. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Will any of you be surprised when he gets the nomination? Truly surprised after observing the lefties these past years?
    Will you be surprised when the media spins this fucker to be a calm, sensible man who will overcome the trouble the country has been led into and help us find our way to the light? Look at how they have distorted the war and affected the country’s opinion of it.
    We can laugh at the Goreacle, and heaven knows it’s hard not to, but don’t underestimate the fat fuck or the lunacy of the left!

  19. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    Kristopher wrote:

    Not mine…I stole it of that interweb thingy…

    …and now it’s stolen again. :lol_wp:

  20. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Ostroy is getting a clue batting over there… :mrgreen_wp:

    I mean how can anyone take a clown like the SUPREME GORON seriously when he utters nonsense like what’s found here?

    We must not forget that it was Stupid People who help keep the SUPREME GORON out of the Oval Office… :lol_wp:

  21. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    hundred6:

    besides the entire right wing and a handful of gore supporters, no one gives a f**k.

    I am honestly curious as to how anyone can possibly believe this! Although I didn’t watch the AAC, I believe he recently stood before the entire world to accept the most coveted prize for a documentary there is. Did he not also just get a nomination for the NP Prize? What about the millions of bucks he has made with his loony film?

    I would like to believe that there are just a “handful” of Gorebots out there but the evidence (a hard word for liberals to fathom) shows us that Gore has millions of slobbering acolytes.

    Me thinks that the ol’ slight of hand (i.e. “don’t look at Gore, he is unpopular and not a threat”) probably will not work on those who have eyes to see.

  22. juandos Comment by juandos

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    There are few down under who know how to swing the clue bat with gusto: “Environmentalism has largely superseded Christianity as the religion of the upper classes in Europe and to a lesser extent in the United States,” Mr Evans says in the publication.

    “It is a form of religious belief which fosters a sense of moral superiority in the believer, but which places no importance on telling the truth,” he says.

    The global warming scam has been, arguably, the most extraordinary example of scientific fraud in the postwar period.”… :lol_tb:

  23. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Ostroy is getting a clue batting over there…

    I keep getting an error message over there when I try to read the comments. And the same message when I try to blog.

    Is it just me?

  24. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Hey Lady H:

    I don’t know if it means something but I have an e-blogger account and I’ve not had any problems…

    BTW the libtards are jealous of someone who really does have a small carbon foot print at home

  25. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    The comments worked for me. Mostly libs saying that Conservatives are lying about how much power Gore is using and even if he is using that much, it is all green (as if he is on some special “green grid” that nobody else knows about.) :rolleyes_wp:

  26. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I’ll drag out my lawn chair and catch the fireworks when Hillatrocious and the Megla-Gorebot mix it up. Who wins? Don’t know. Either way, Tokyo gets its ass kicked again.

  27. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    and if anyone cares, my comment a couple up was in regards to the discussion threads at ABCNews and not at Ace.

    Carry on.

  28. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I don’t know if it means something but I have an e-blogger account and I’ve not had any problems…

    Figured it out, 2 Johns.

    They’ve finally FORCED me to switch to “Nu Blogger”.

    I’ve been resisting.

  29. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Ass sucking fop…good to the last drop, eh Andy…..

  30. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    According to the Emperor, Pamela Anderson’s belated discovery that she’s been wearing sheepskin boots for the past fifteen years constituted “Reason #7,389 Why Celebrities Have Nothing Useful to Say.”

    Now that Al Gore has become an Official Hollywood Celebrity - with an Oscar to prove it - we can consider his support of global “warming” Reason #7,390.

    His sharing the stage with the likes of Leonardo “Tinkerbelle” DiCaprio is probably #7,391…

  31. SkyeChild Comment by SkyeChild

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    Andy who?

  32. philmon Comment by philmon

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    Probably won’t help his “campaign” any that Bigfoot has been Spotted.

    That’s some footprint there, Al!

  33. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    This guy is sure a piece of work…

    Hold your nose and go browse his sight, Slobering over the Dikme C**ts and calling people “rednecks”?

    Yeah whatever pussie-boy; best keep that shit in NYC, you come to my neck of the woods and start sniffling about stolen elections and how great this blathering hypocrtic fool is, you’re liable to get your ass handed to you…and oh btw ….Al-Gore is from the same state I live in…TN, the very same state HE COULDN’T CARRY in the 2000 election…asshole! :guns_tb:

  34. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Juandos’ link in #20 above has a links to a page with this gem:

    The earth is upside down!
    In the spring 1998 - Gore called The Washington Post’s executive editor to tip him off on an ”error” in the paper. ”I decided I just had to call because you’ve printed a picture of the Earth upside down on the front page of the paper,” Gore said.
    (Source: Florida Times Union 4/3/98 ) There is no ”up” in space; only on maps that orient the Earth’s surface north and south.
    For more examples of Al Gore’s vast knowledge of space, take a look at the Florida Times Union article

    I would like to report that his knowledge of astronomy hasn’t improved. Before the animated polar bear sequence in “Convenient Lie” (you know, the one that disqualifies it as a documentary under Academy rules) he has a diagram which shows the sun beating down *directly above* the north pole! If I did that in high school science I would have gotten an F. Guess the laws of physics don’t apply to the AlBot either.

  35. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    and calling people “rednecks”?

    Funny, I’d trust a lot more so called “rednecks” with my house, vehicle, firearms, wallet and woman than I would one of those Hollyweird Cumnozzles Gore has been suckling so hard.

    Of course you can understand why a term for someone who actually produces something (other than waste carbon) would be a pejorative for Gore the Ubermensch. After all, he mostly consumes, returning nothing but hot air.

  36. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

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    I would like to believe that there are just a “handful” of Gorebots out there but the evidence (a hard word for liberals to fathom) shows us that Gore has millions of slobbering acolytes.

    Me thinks that the ol’ slight of hand (i.e. “don’t look at Gore, he is unpopular and not a threat”) probably will not work on those who have eyes to see.

    millions? you have evidence of millions? well, this is a country of 300 million so i’ll admit that maybe 1 or 2 million do like gore and want him to run. but in this election cycle, the democrats are in love with Obama and (unfortunatly) Hillary. those poor, blind “gorebots” will likely line up behind Obama.

    which brings me back to my point- the only people talking about al gore running for office are the paranoid right and a handful of supporters.

  37. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    Funny, I’d trust a lot more so called “rednecks” with my house, vehicle, firearms, wallet and woman than I would one of those Hollyweird Cumnozzles Gore has been suckling so hard.

    You betcha…

  38. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    the only people talking about al gore running for office are the paranoid right and a handful of supporters.

    Personally I would like to see him run again. That DemBrat CircleJerk Circus needs another Clown. I’m just waiting for Tawana Sharpton to through his money jar into the ring with the rest of the freaks to round out the entertainment.

    It would be worth the price of a 50 lb. bag of popcorn to sit and watch BoreBot and Hitlary go at it. If she pisses him off enough, he just might start spilling any nasty secrets he knows from when he was Billy Bob’s Butt Boy.

  39. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    The scary thing is, this sort of political logic is exactly the sort of thing that made sense to me when I was younger and dumber.

    Gore’s “hip,” it’s his “time,” he has the “message,” he’s getting “buzz.”

    Then I followed two presidential cycles, as an adult, and came to realize that all of these words, which are vitally important to the punditocracy, are meaningless in electoral politics.

    See: McCain, Bradley, Clark, and Dean.

    Not to mention Gore.

  40. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    “Imagine how it would’ve been.”

    I did, right after 9/11 and it gave me friggin’ nightmares for a month. Could y’all imagine “SuperLib” leading a country at war?

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    hitnrun says:

    Gore’s “hip,” it’s his “time,” he has the “message,” he’s getting “buzz.”

    If that weren’t enough the SUPREME GORON has Ellent Goodman of the Boston Globe shilling for him: I would like to say we’re at a point where global warming is impossible to deny. Let’s just say that global warming deniers are now on a par with Holocaust deniers, though one denies the past and the other denies the present and future

    Imagine that! Now people who know better about global warming are Nazis!… :eek_wp:

  42. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    A little long of a read but it cetainly puts a more common sense perspective on the GW debate.

    http://archive.patriotpost.us/pub/07-08_Digest/index.php#continued

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    Could these lefties get anymore deluded? Nice to see they still haven’t let go of the past.

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  44. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    Your Majesty,

    I just finished ready AoS’ fisking of the article in question, and all I can say is: they don’t call him Ace for nothing. :smile_wp: He did a first-class job of exposing the flaws in Ostrow’s reasoning(not that he had to look very hard to find them).

  45. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Gore’s “hip,” it’s his “time,” he has the “message,” he’s getting “buzz.”

    Isn’t there a corollary to Godwin’s Law that states that once you’ve been a “guest” on South Park, no one will ever take you serial?

    Given the choice between the Cankled Hildebeest, Obama bin Commie and the Supreme Goron, I’ll take the latter. He’s been a laughingstock for decades. It’s hard to imagine President Manbearpig getting much of his agenda through while everyone is busy telling jokes about him.

  46. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    This whole Gore = expert on AGW is so hard to take seriously.

    First, AGW is more than just junkscience, it is an obvious hoax. There is so much evidence of this it is not even close to being arguable.

    Second, it is pseudoscientific dogma that is being used by politicians and behind-the-scenes power players to enact radical socialism that otherwise would never be tolerated by a freedom loving people.

    Third, the legalism of this religious dogma is being forced on the American people at literal gunpoint. It is, simply put, a return to medievalism.

    And finally, the recognized spokesman for this pseudoscientific, dogmatic, cultic, junkscience hoax? None other than one of the most disgraced politicians in the history of America (I am not resorting to hyperbole here). Al Gore was demonstrably our most corrupt VeeP since Spiro Agnew (and I might need to apologize to Agnew given that he never made illicit deals with foreign nationals for campaign cash):

    - he undermined our electoral system in 2000 in ways from which this country may never recover
    - he abandoned statesmanship status when he began routinely insulting the sitting president in paid speeches
    - he has repeatedly made claims about his own accomplishments that were demonstrable lies
    - he is personally responsible for the lax security measures on airplanes that, had they been enacted, would have prevented the 9/11 highjackers from commandeering the 4 jets.
    - He has one of the largest carbon footprints of any American alive today.
    - He submitted and heavily promoted a film to the Academy that violates the rules to qualify as a documentary.
    - Said “documentary” is replete with half-truths, distortions, and out right scientific falsehoods.

    And the list goes on and on.

    Just exactly how gullible do you have to be in order to believe a demonstrated corrupt, self-aggrandizing, politician peddling junkscience/religion/socialism as fact?

  47. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    On a related note, Paul Pringle at the LA Times writes an article that puts the screws to politicians on their carbon indulgences.

    What was interesting to me was the graphic that accompanied the article. It shows the typical incorrect information about the effect of greenhouse gases (as debunked over at this article at junkscience.com) but below that is a map that shows that the vast majority of greenhouse gas emitters are blue states. These states would be the hardest hit by regulations on C02 emissions. Of course, Texas is also a heavy emitter but then again, the primary users of the Texan product (gasoline) that results in higher C02 emissions are the blue states as well.

  48. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    If he’s the wave of future, I need to find out how to sell carbon credits for all the shit I don’t produce.

    After all, I’m too fucking poor to afford a $30k utilities bill, personal jets, a fleet of gas-guzzlers and a huge staff, which gives me a pretty small carbon footprint.

    Maybe I can make some cash selling The Emperor’s (no offence Misha!) New Indulgences to fucktards like Gore.

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    Oh, man. I want some of what that reporter was smoking, because it altered his reality like nothing I’ve ever known.

    Andy Ostroy better wipe that jizz from his chin before his other boyfriends find out he’s been slurping from the Goreacle.

  50. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Dread Pundit Bluto is offering to reduce your carbon footprint by killing bums on your behalf …

    I wonder how many hippies would need to be put down to offset Gore’s energy use?

  51. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    I’m just waiting for someone to come up with a Blog dedicated to documenting carbon footprints of Lefty elites.

    I don’t really care about the carbon footprints of right-wingers since they don’t bloviate on the subject of C02 emissions but I so tire of Chicken Littles complaining about the sky falling when they are the ones causing it to fall (if you believe what they say).

  52. Unregistered Comment by JonB

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    The first line, as has been pointed out, shows the lack of proper genetic material within the skull of the writer.

    ANYbody with a brain knows that regardless of how hard he tried, that President George W. Bush could only be the 2nd worst president ever. Carter has first place sewn up damn tight, and the only hope of Carter being knocked off the top of that list are the clowns the democrats are calling Canidates now.

  53. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

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    I’m just waiting for someone to come up with a Blog dedicated to documenting carbon footprints of Lefty elites

    well, im sure someone will. cuz paranoid right wingers pay more attention to these cluless hollywood types then most other people cuz most other people dont really care what they think. but unfortunatly the paranoid right does.

  54. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

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    ANYbody with a brain knows that regardless of how hard he tried, that President George W. Bush could only be the 2nd worst president ever. Carter has first place sewn up damn tight, and the only hope of Carter being knocked off the top of that list are the clowns the democrats are calling Canidates now.

    um, no.
    BushCo as bumped Carter to #2.
    and speaking of clown canidates, how are those republicans canidates coming along?

    :lol_wp: :lol_wp:

  55. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Nobody can beat carter for incompetence. clinton came close though.

    So the worst bush can do is third.

  56. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    well, im sure someone will. cuz paranoid right wingers pay more attention to these cluless hollywood types then most other people cuz most other people dont really care what they think.

    Why is this a problem then?

    BushCo as bumped Carter to #2.
    and speaking of clown canidates, how are those republicans canidates coming along?

    Damn. You let your troll-hat show. And you were doing so well!

  57. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    Hey 106, I realize that you are trolling but just a reminder that a person is not paranoid if they have the facts to prove that the government is spending tax dollars on a fraud. AGW is a hoax and the carbon taxes associated with this fraud are theft. Now, if you want to personally bear the cost of paying these taxes so that the rest of us don’t have to, knock yourself out.

    And as for Bush being the worst president, on what grounds? Because he increased funding for education, opened the borders, funded prescription medicine for seniors, didn’t proceed with Social Security reform, went along with the UN on Iraq? Those do somewhat lower his standing with me.

    What specifically was it that put him in that spot as far as you’re concerned?

    Need I remind you that Bush is a 2 term president? I think you would be hard pressed to find any two-termers in the bottom half of the rankings. Typically the reason people vote presidents in for a second term is that they like what he did the first term. :wink1_tb:

    Now, in Carter’s case, he went down to one of the worst losses in American history when he ran for a second term. Of course, that’s just facts and math and stuff, probably things with which you can’t be bothered.

  58. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    Oh, and 106, people who do an LOL on THEIR OWN POSTS are losers. The idea of an LOL is that you think SOMEONE ELSE is funny.

  59. juandos Comment by juandos

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    hundred6 (#36) showing less than a rock’s ability to pay attention to the world around him, her, or something morphing into something else blathers on mindlessly:

    millions? you have evidence of millions? well, this is a country of 300 million so i’ll admit that maybe 1 or 2 million do like gore and want him to run

    Hmmm, can you say, “Oscar“?

    Look at how many libtards here in the US buy into this crapola: A panel of scientists has presented the United Nations a detailed plan for combating climate change. VOA’s correspondent at the U.N. Peter Heinlein reports the strategy involves reaching a global agreement on a temperature ceiling

    Let me guess, you see something positive with DUMBO, right? Just asking is all…

  60. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    Ann Coulter is in rare form today with her most recent column on Al, Leo and the whole hypocritical gaggle of elitist Liberals who think that this country should run without producing any C02:

    “‘Global warming’ is the liberal’s stalking horse for their ultimate fantasy: The whole U.S. will look like Amagansett, with no one living in it except their even-tempered maids (for “diversity”), themselves and their coterie (all, presumably, living in solar-heated mansions, except the maids who will do without electricity altogether). The entire fuel-guzzling, tacky, beer-drinking, NASCAR-watching middle class with their over-large families will simply have to die.”

    Read the whole thing.

  61. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Well have no fear Beeb even though the lovely Ms. Coulter’s prescience is legendary for its uncanny accuracy the IowaHawk has the solution we are all looking for:

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  62. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    and speaking of clown canidates, how are those republicans canidates coming along?

    Dunno, assmunch.  What’s a “canidate”?

    I only know of one canidate:  Trung Canidate.  Was a running back for a couple NFC teams a couple years back.

    That the “canidate” to which you were referring, dumbass?

  63. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Dunno, assmunch. What’s a “canidate”?

    I only know of one canidate: Trung Canidate. Was a running back for a couple NFC teams a couple years back.

    That the “canidate” to which you were referring, dumbass?

    Yay, Spats! (*wipes away tears, reminiscing of past times at the Rott*)

    :clap_tb:

  64. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Canidate
    Dating service for Canucks

  65. Beeblebrox Comment by Beeblebrox

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    Canidate

    An astute, sweet, dark brown, oval fruit maybe?

  66. robohobo55 Comment by robohobo55

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    :lol_tb:

    Canidate = Dating service for canucks!

    Best I’ve heard in weeks!

  67. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Algore says: “Manbearpig is coming, and I’m super cereal!”

  68. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    canidate = renting out dogs for “dates”.

  69. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    canidate - A candidate who lacks enough honesty to use the word ‘candid’ in their designation.

  70. Unregistered Comment by tradewind

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    If Gore gets the Nobel(spit), he can claim intellectual and spiritual kinship with that paragon of statesmanship and virtue Arafat.
    Well, they do have the fat in common.
    “Yassir, that’s my baby”….

  71. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    If Gore gets the Nobel(spit), he can claim intellectual and spiritual kinship with that paragon of statesmanship and virtue Arafat.
    Well, they do have the fat in common.
    “Yassir, that’s my baby”….

    Thanks, trade - now I’ve got the image of the GoreBot and HairyFat getting it on; I’m going to be clawing at my virtual retinas for days…

    Wonder which one was the, uh, mother?

  72. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Andy Ostroy better wipe that jizz from his chin before his other boyfriends find out he’s been slurping from the Goreacle.

    Nah, in that crowd, it would be considered an enhancement to his “attractiveness”.

    After all, then they would be doing Algore at “second hand” as it were…

  73. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Wonder which one was the, uh, mother?

    I’m sure Tipper made them take turns catching her “Steely Dan”…

  74. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Just found this at one of The Boss’s” links.

    http://www.climatepolice.com/SmokeandSUVFumes.mp3