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Thanks to Sir Christopher, who sent us the link as well as an archive photo:

Germany preparing for moon mission

By the looks of it, they’re about ready to launch too:

The German space agency is reportedly preparing for a mission to the moon.

The head of the German Space Programme (DLR), Walter Doellinger, told the Financial Times Deutschland that it would be ready by 2013 to send an unmanned space shuttle to orbit the earth’s only natural satellite.

“Und then, ve vill fulfill our national destiny by annexing zat rock in ze name of ze glorious Vaterland!”

“We want to show that Germany has the know-how,” he said, after the DLR presented its plans for the mission to the German parliament.

Completing a moon mission would catapult the country into the league of nations which can send spacecraft into orbit.

Doellinger said the federal government was mulling the project.

So far, they haven’t come up with a legitimate, historical claim to the Moon, but most analysts agree that it will only be a matter of time.

A high-ranking official in the economy ministry, Helge Engelhard, said Berlin was “not negatively disposed” towards a moon mission.

He added that the mission should have clear scientific or technical goals.

And addition of Lebensraum. Mustn’t forget that.

Germany became the first nation to launch a man-made object into space in the 1940s when it tested the V-2 ballistic missile which it used towards the end of World War II.

Er, yes… Still, that might not have been the most fortunate choice of words, no matter how historically correct it is. Remember: whatever you do, DON’T MENTION ZE WAR!

Sorry, couldn’t help it. This story was positively BEGGING for a spot of silliness.

18 Responses to “Why Can’t They Just Invade france Again?”
  1. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Why Can’t They Just Invade france Again?

    Because they are looking for a challenge this time?

  2. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I guess france deserves another bitchslapping every 50 or so years?

  3. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Gosh Sire, I didn’t notice.

    Are we allowed to capitalize the “F” in france again?

    :lol1_wp:

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Are we allowed to capitalize the “F” in france again?

    :lol1_wp:

    No.

    That was a slip. I’ll report myself to rehab at once!

  5. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    I’ll report myself to rehab at once!

    Boss, I find myself in need of some post-fest rehab as well, you think we can get a buy-one, get one-free deal?

    No, I’m NOT sharing a bunk for it either.

    *eyes are staring at me everywhere I look…arggghhhh*

  6. Unregistered Comment by SkyWatch

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    I have no problem with Germany going to the moon. In fact, it is nice to see a Eopeon country standing up for a change. I know full well that we had problems in the past but to be honest, in my life time I have never seen a Urpeen country even try.

    In my on-line games, I have met many Europeans and they seem very friendly and ready to join the world. Germany and Estonia exspecialy.

    Now, if we could just get Frawnce onboard. (jeeze I wish I could spell)

    (oops.jeeze was a un-pc word I ment golly jee)

  7. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    in the process of verifying that photo and connection, i ran across a whole meme stream concening Nazi bases on the Moon…

  8. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    concerning

  9. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    why are so many people “mulling” things lately?

  10. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    why are so many people “mulling” things lately?

    Beats me, Sir Chris. We’ll have ponder that one for awhile and see if we can come up with something.

  11. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    *to* ponder…

  12. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

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    They’ve got to do something to live down their legacy!

    That reminds me.. I could kill for some good wienerschnitzel about now.

    I might steal this.. tomorrow.

  13. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Are we allowed to capitalize the “F” in france again?

    Can yer fix my post then, Boss?

  14. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    why are so many people “mulling” things lately?

    I dunno. Lemme cogitate on that, and I’ll get back to you…

  15. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Germans In Space

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    […] provides the correct amount of respect for the idea. Posted by Ian S. […]

  16. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I have no problem with Germany going to the moon.

    I don’t either, but some news articles are just BEGGING for a bit of snarkiness.

  17. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    Speaking of france, here’s some Frogistanis trying out a shoulder-launched missile. I was expecting a white flag to pop out, but what actually happens is even better. :lol_wp:

  18. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    The moon was once rumored to be made of green cheese.
    france is the home of runny cheese.
    (along with cowardice, body odor, unshaven legs and snotty attitudes)
    So….I guess ze Chermanns think a symbolic invasion is better than no invasion!