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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Listen, IDF, Would it KILL You to Diversify a Bit?
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It’s not that we have the slightest problem with excellent news such as these:

Also on Wednesday, the Border Police’s undercover unit - Yamas - shot dead Islamic Jihad’s leader in Jenin, Ashraf Sa’adi, who intelligence officials said was behind the dispatching of a would-be suicide bomber who was caught in Bat Yam on February 20.

…it’s just that we marked off the Islamic Jihad square on the Whacked Terrorist Bingo plate AGES ago. Sheesh, friends, at this rate it’ll be forever before we have a genuine bingo. How about sending a Hamas member off to his 72 rotting raisins for a change? Hizb’allah, perhaps? An Egyptian or two, maybe?

Two other wanted Islamic Jihad operatives, Muhammad Abu Nasa and Daoud Jabli, were killed in the gunfight.

ALSO Islamic Jihad… No, no, no, no, NO! This will not do.

Here’s an idea: How about we staple a picture of Hassan Nasrallah to the forehead of one of the departed skinsacks and call him Hizb’allah? Or drop a camera on his bloated corpse, call him an AP stringer and cross off the “News Reporter” square? Heck, for all that we know, he probably was an AP stringer. Most terrorists in that part of the world are.

“Sa’adi was a mega terrorist,” said one of the commanders who participated in the operation. “He needed to be taken down.”

And he was, thus promptly dropping his core temperature to ambient and changing his status to “mega dead.”

Time for Pizza!

8 Responses to “Listen, IDF, Would it KILL You to Diversify a Bit?”
  1. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Yea, news like that is only bittersweet, since yelling BINGO as well would only add to the glorious news. Hey, other than sweet dreams and a safer world, what does a full BINGO card get you?

  2. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    “Another one bites the dust…”

    No bingo, but good news anyway! Bravo IDF! :clap_tb:

  3. Unregistered Comment by Rachel Corrie's Flatmate

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    May I humbly suggest a solution to your problem

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Rachel, that looks a little like cheating darlin’. I likee. Since the IDF seems to have a hard on for IJ lately, BINGO would be very quick in coming.

  5. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I like that bingo card Rachel’s Flatmate (someday, you’re gonna have to explain the origin of that handle my friend…)

    May I propose another variant on the game? I propose that we play a game of terrorist BLACKOUT Bingo? Why stop at just filling in a single line?…Let’s fill in the whole damned card!!! The winner gets an all expense paid trip to mecca and gets the honor of activating the timer that sets off the explosives underneath the kaba’a.

    ……BINGO!!…..

  6. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Here’s a thought…

    Why don’t we try to investigate the “carbon footprint” of these TATP-mongering ghouls? Surely what’s good for the al-Goose is good for the al-Gander. What all with the fuel cannisters the local Arabs use? What about their ancient, non-hybrid cars…what about all the diesels and two-strokes they use? Surely, there must be a greener alternative to the methods they use to make their homicide belts…

    Message to Nancy Lugosi, Blackjack Murtha, the Turban, et al:

    While you’re at it, let’s defund some of the other failed projects we’ve been foolishly allowing to exist…

    War on Drugs? Failure. Let’s defund.

    War on Poverty? Failure. Let’s defund.

    Public Schools? Abject failure. I demand that my tax dollars be used better!

    As soon as you’re ready to defund these failed policies, and the very moment that yourself and The Gorbacle take up in a mud-walled yurt, I’ll be happy to join you.

    Until that point, I shall have to ask you to kindly refrain from despoiling my atmosphere with your heat-intensive bloviations. And also to STFU.

  7. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

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    For the environmentaly sensitive the term “made carbon nutral” should be used. I wonder if the IDF can claim a few carbon credits for each spoldydope sent for a dirt nap?

  8. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Hey, Boss! Can you check the spam filters? I think I had a post eaten in this thread…