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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Torturing Nitwits
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LC & IB Steve H has been performing an essential service for the Empire and all that live in it for years, tormenting the worthless bags of skin in Nigeria pestering everybody with their painfully transparent 419 scams.

This, apart from being wonderfully appropriate, is also in the Finest Tradition of Empire™, since one of our core values is “don’t get mad, get EVEN”, and another is “do unto others before they do unto you.” For ages, not only did he merciless torture the useless parasites with numerous aliases, forcing them to humiliate themselves in ways as hilarious as they were brutal, he did so with his trademark humor, which is anything BUT keyboard/monitor safe.

Well, to all of those who missed his continuous, hilarious blog updates, we now bring you splendid news. A publisher saw his work and decided that it ought to be turned into a book, and said book is now available:

If you’ve ever found yourself wishing that somebody, somewhere would actually DO something about the apes cluttering up your inbox with offers to transfer $15,000,000 (FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS!) to your bank account because their obscenely rich cousin suddenly died and they need the money out of the country, and if you want your schadenfreude gland tickled thoroughly, this book is for you.

12 Responses to “Torturing Nitwits”
  1. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Why is anyone at all even giving these spams a second thought in the first place?

    Just asking is all…

    The, “DELETE” works real well on this sort of crap…

    What am I missing here?

    Armed with a scathing sense of humor, Graham quickly turned the tables on his tormenters–with side-splittingly hilarious results. Whether he’s referring to his fictional lawyer Biff Wellington, complaining about the injury he received while milking a lactating sloth, or offering the Preparation H helpline as his phone number, Graham–using aliases such as Wile E. Coyote, Barney Rubble, and Herman Munster–offers proof that spamming the spammers is the best revenge

    Spamming the the spammers“?!?!

    Why waste the effort?

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC&IB Russ, Imperial ClueBat Manufacturer

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    What am I missing here?

    It’s called “humor,” and Steve H. is good at it.

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Exactly.

    Not to mention that the thought of some assweasel in Nigeria humiliating himself while drooling in anticipation of the deal he THINKS he’s about to land hits every single one of my sadist buttons.

  4. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns

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    I love it……Hogman is worth it……I bought a copy today and it is funny.

    Semper Fi

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I’ll have to add it to my already mile high reading list.

    Has anyone ever actually fallen for one of these scams BTW? :dunce_tb:

  6. juandos Comment by juandos

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    LC&IB Russ, Imperial ClueBat Manufacturer says:

    It’s called “humor,” and Steve H. is good at it

    Hmmm, I’ll keep looking for the alledged humor…

  7. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Crunchie-

    I’ll have to add it to my already mile high reading list.

    I was going to send you a copy, but Amazon doesn’t have it available in a pictures only version.

    :devil_tb:

  8. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    juandos, if you read his posts, you would understand. He had to yank some when the book offer came to the table. It’s pretty funny too when he pits them against each other and uses aliases like Hitler and those fools do not have a clue.

  9. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    JB

    I was going to send you a copy, but Amazon doesn’t have it available in a pictures only version.

    Thats Ok, I’d just drool on it anyway.

  10. Unregistered Comment by aries37

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    I ordered my copy the other day. Also saw Steve on FOX NEWS and he isn’t as hideously ugly as he made himself out to be.

  11. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Just go read.

  12. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    I’ll see if I can talk my local public library into requisitioning a copy or two(or ten). :mrgreen_wp: