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On Lines in the Sand and the Drawing Thereof (UPDATED)
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Blogs and Blogging, Funny Shit10:05 PM
When Dean Esmay, the frothing little dhimmi moonbat, decided to enforce a new editorial policy of Ideological Purity™ on his site consisting mainly of the following diktat:
1) You’re welcome to participate in the debate by commenting on or contributing to this site, AS LONG AS YOU DON’T DISAGREE WITH ME. EVER!!!1!
…we wrongly concluded that there was no way of Fisking and/or parodying anything as incandescently idiotic as that, so we let it go.
Turns out we were wrong.
Not long after that, LC & IB FIAR decided to prove us wrong by drawing his own line in the sand.
Of course, the co-bloggers at Radioactive Liberty are, if anything, every bit as individualistic and disrespectful of authority as we are here, so it wasn’t long before LC & IB fmragtops declared independence. Or something. A declaration it most certainly was.
When Comrade FIAR awoke to such disobedience and counter-revolutionary behavior, he was, of course, much Esmayed dismayed, but being strong in his faith, he wasn’t about to take it sitting down.
Comrade fmragtops, following the credo of “to thine own self be true”, stood fast, although he did issue a few conciliatory remarks (and something about Victoria Beckham as well).
Which left Comrade RT, saddened, SADDENED to see the Brotherhood of Radioactive Liberty falling apart at the seams, holding whatever it is you’re supposed to be holding when everybody else is too busy clawing at each other’s eye sockets to bother. Will his HER pleas fall on deaf ears? We hope not.
(In case you’re wondering, you probably shouldn’t be drinking anything while reading the links above).
***UPDATE:*** IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT!!11!!! The Imperial Minister of War, not to be outdone by any blogger in the world, draws a line in the sand of his own.
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Too Farking Funny!! :lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_wp:
Uh oh Sire….
March 4th, 2007 at 11:24 PMIt seems that thou art in Deep Doo Doo.
Best get one of the Imperial Ambassadors to high tail it over with some sort of peace offering. (Umm…better to send JB. Unlike BC he’s at least partially house trained).
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Oh damn!
I can see a P.E.T.A. alert coming… :lol_wp:
March 5th, 2007 at 4:52 AMUsing
I suppose that’s supposed to be funny or something, huh?
Well, it is. I’m glad you enjoyed it, Misha. Thanks for the links. Looks like I’ll have more than 3 visitors today.
March 5th, 2007 at 6:30 AMUsing
Sire, we are flattered that we could tickle the imperial funny-bone, and thanks for giving us the opportunity to tickle the funny bones of all the other LCs and IBs.
March 5th, 2007 at 8:19 AMUsing
#1- LC Mrs. M-ITT™
Well indeed, it sounds like a nice little blogospheric war indeed and as such a retinue including an Ambassador might be of value.
I would like to accept an assignment along these lines, however a recent incident at the Imperial Palace (I think you were a witness to that, or had a snarky comment therein) has otherwise required my continued attention in the far northern regions of the Empire, say approaching 90 degrees North Latitude. There’s been an uprising between horny eskimos and hungry polar bears (or possibly the other way around) and I’m rather busy avoiding being “what’s for dinner” or someone’s jailhouse beeyatch.
Maybe this could be my get out of igloo-free card at any rate. I would love to soothe the waters over there, but there is a certain ineffable entertainment in re: the entire matter at hand.
Besides friend of the Empire: fmragtops, has expressed his thanks in providing us Imperial Entertainment™.
The pack does enjoy blood in the water, it’s unfortunate that fratricide is involved though.
March 5th, 2007 at 9:39 AMUsing
Um, guys, speaking of lines in the sand. I realize that this is off-topic and apologize for it, but would deeply appreciate this being plastered all over everywhere. I’d also appreciate anyone who can showing up. Also, if you can, pass the word.
Gathering of Eagles is an act of love by thousands of veterans who choose to honor the sacrifice of the fallen by guarding the memorials from those who would desecrate them on March 17th in a “peaceful” anti-war rally in Washington D.C.
It is also an act of war, a call to action for every American who chooses to stand and say “No more!” to those who would spit on our veterans and ridicule their service to our nation.
We invite you to join us March 17th, as we stand together as one to ensure that the sacrifices of our fallen and the memorials that remember them are not tarnished by the ungrateful.
What: Gathering of Eagles
When: March 17th, 2007
0700-1600 (7 AM to 4 PM)
Where: The Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial Wall, Washington D.C.
Why: To stand silent guard over our nation’s memorials, in honor of our fallen, and in solidarity with our armed forces in harm’s way today.
March 5th, 2007 at 9:53 AMUsing
*delivers a brain duster to JB’s head.*
I was referring to taking a peace offering to the Mongress for The Emperor mis-quoting her gender. Ya know, flowers, theater tickets, round trip air fare to Tahiti…..get with it Bro. You know how a gentleman is supposed to make amends to a Lady. :doh_tb:
I know better than to request Misha send you or BC over to act as mediators. You guys would shed all over the furniture, clean out the liquor cabinet and run up a monstrous Pay-Per-View bill that would require taking out a second mortgage on the Imperial Castle to pay off. :drunk_tb: :smoke_tb:
*sigh*…you men. :wallbash_tb:
March 5th, 2007 at 11:01 AMUsing
Islam is the problem, but Dean Esmay, a liberal, cannot stand any challenge to his worldview - i.e. anyone and everyone can and will be just like an “American” (or even better than one), with a little freedom and capitalism.
Since he cannot possibly deny these facts:
- When given a real option, moslems vote for fanatics (Hamas for example).
- The more educated and wealthy the moslem, the more radical he is, not less.
- Recent acts of murder (or attempted murder) by moslems have been “justified” by Islamic religious references spoken from the mouths of the criminals themselves (and then studiously ignored by the FBI and MSM).
…he stifles any debate, lest his fragile ego be devestated.
March 5th, 2007 at 11:44 AMUsing
March 5th, 2007 at 12:16 PM
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incredibly off topic, but for those of y’all who really like handguns …
what handgun would you recommend for a small, left-handed female to conceal carry?
thanks!
March 5th, 2007 at 12:23 PMemail: modern_day_estella@yahoo.com
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What’s it say about you when the most intelligent comment you’ve entered on this blog is the one where you yourself didn’t say a damned thing???
March 5th, 2007 at 12:41 PMUsing
I notice you’re ignoring FrnakJ’s line in the sand.
Just remember, he is your Imperial Secretary of War and could possibly induce the Imperial Firearms advisor to…… well, you know the old saying, “Why is it that treason does not prosper? Because if it prospers, none dare call it treason.”
March 5th, 2007 at 1:40 PMUsing
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March 5th, 2007 at 1:55 PMUsing
I condemn FrankJ for stealing my idea and improving upon it. Damn you FrankJ, you faggot!
March 5th, 2007 at 2:09 PMUsing
Grouchy’s Liberaltopia says
I’m glad he took the time to thoroughly scour the archives of Fmragtops Spews and come to the conclusion that it’s absolutely 100% positively serious all the way, entirely.
Faggot!
March 5th, 2007 at 2:14 PMUsing
That was nice of him to skim the front page of my blog and determine where my politics lie. Especially considering there are very few political posts on the front page of my blog.
March 5th, 2007 at 2:45 PMUsing
I almost forgot to condemn myself for my earlier hateful, intolerant remarks. Put me on the list of those expressing their righteous, faux indignation over the use of the word “Faggot.”
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March 5th, 2007 at 5:38 PMUsing
DEAR DEAN,
You are cordially invited to GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Faggott.
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