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Remember how the Congressional Global Wormening hearing last month was postponed because, right on cue, a blizzard popped up?
Well, guess what, G-d is still having fun with mocking the Goreacle.
Once again, an Imperial Health Advisory:
If the Goreacle or anything else associated with him and his Global Wormening Scam threatens to visit your area, stock up on warm clothing, canned foodstuffs and emergency power supplies. Your lives may very well end up depending on it.
In other news: “Realizing That the Goreacle Isn’t Getting Any Younger, Satan Places Bid to Host Winter Olympics at Unspecified Future Date.”
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I think I’m going to go Idle my vehicle for another hour or too. Global Wormening has just got to kick in sooner or later.
First!
March 7th, 2007 at 2:07 PMUsing
Er, “hour or two“
March 7th, 2007 at 2:08 PMUsing
Your Rottie-ness,
Is your e-mail the same?
If so, please check your inbox - if not, please let me know what it is so I can re-direct.
MuscleDaddy_1ATyahooDotCom
- MuscleDaddy
March 7th, 2007 at 3:18 PMUsing
Yup.
March 7th, 2007 at 3:25 PMUsing
Is Gore still keeping a high profile? Ever since he was shown to be a total hypocritical energy waster of monumental proportions recently, I have not heard as much from him.
March 7th, 2007 at 4:30 PMUsing
Well I’ve calculated by, “carbon foot print” and damn it! Its only 44.2 tons (national average is supposedly 7.5 tons per year) and I know I can do better!
I’m shooting for that, “100 ton” mark… Its like double green stamps on Wednesday… :razz_wp:
March 7th, 2007 at 4:45 PMUsing
Toronto just experienced THE COLDEST FEBRUARY IN 28 YEARS. Yup. It’s Global Worming™ alright.
March 7th, 2007 at 5:41 PMUsing
JUANDOS
My “footprint” is only 11.8
March 7th, 2007 at 6:07 PMWhat the hell kind of evil conservative am i?
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I think Gore’s up for a part in the next X-Men movie, as Iceman’s long lost cousin.
He has ice powers too, but is in denial.
Iceman: “Come with me! I can get you help.”
Al: “I do NOT have involuntary cryokinesis!”
Crowd in parkas: “Oh yes you do!”
March 7th, 2007 at 6:17 PMUsing
“An Inconvenient Truth” Rated R for some Gore.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:20 PMUsing
He must be hemorrhaging dollars trying to remain carbon neutral with all that flatulence coming out of his dumbass mouth.
March 7th, 2007 at 10:40 PMUsing
Jandos,
I got 34.4 for my footprint but the odd thing about the calculator is that it supposedly figures for the number of people in the household but doesn’t ask you about multiple vehicles. So someone could do the calculation and just list a Prius they rarely drive as opposed to their Surburban.
March 8th, 2007 at 8:04 AMUsing
Another example: Glowball Wormening is burning us all up!!!!!!
March 8th, 2007 at 2:10 PMUsing
Global Warming will be WONDERFUL! The biggest part of Blue America will be underwater!
Well that, and my worthless desert plots could become beach front property…which…I …can sell to displaced NYer’s!
March 8th, 2007 at 4:42 PMUsing
The problem with your plan Viceroy (as good as it may sound) is that your newly acquired beach front property will shortly be overrun by Libs and thus, become the next “blue” territory. Sorry. Good thought though. :cool1_tb:
March 8th, 2007 at 7:00 PMUsing