…as Tommie the Commie (now in early retirement in South Dakota) famously said when the airport “security” that has guaranteed that His Majesty will never set foot on a domestic flight again were being thought up.
We’re not in the habit of paying to be abused, harassed and treated like cattle because of regulations that, while making air travel a living nightmare for law-abiding citizens, allow for this sort of thing to happen (link via the Imperial Rabbi):
ORLANDO, Fla. — Two baggage handlers carried a bag containing guns and drugs on a commercial flight from Florida to Puerto Rico, but passengers were in no danger, a Transportation Security Administration spokesman said.
The baggage handlers used their employee uniforms and airport identification cards to enter restricted areas, bypass screeners with the bag and board the commercial Delta flight, according to court documents released Wednesday.
Thomas Anthony Munoz, 22, was arrested in San Juan when he got off the plane at the Luis Munoz Marin International Airport. Inside the duffel bag he was carrying, authorities found 13 handguns, one assault rifle and eight clear bags containing a total of 8 pounds of marijuana, Baixauli said.
But hey, who cares? The Transportation Screwup Abomination itself have told us now that no passengers were in danger. Obviously they weren’t, since they’re all still alive, but that’s like dismissing a tornado after the fact because nobody happened to get killed.
Meanwhile, nobody else can carry a nail clipper on a plane, and 89-year-old Methodist grandmothers from Minnesota continue to be subjected to full body cavity searches, so as not to offend CAIR.
Fucking incompetent, overpaid, bureaucrat buttweasels.
Will a single one of the federal parasites be fired because of this?
Ha. Not in a million years. They’ll probably be given a promotion and $20,000 more of our money a year.
(And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the knuckledragging, underqualified, otherwise unemployable fuckup desk jockeys who set up this whole moronic, hideously expensive, completely useless screwup of a bureaucracy and meaningless, irrational, illogical red tape and continue to screw up on a regular basis to this very day. The guys on the ground don’t make the idiotic rules, they’re the ones facing the uphill task of trying to make sense of them.)