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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » “You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize”
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…as Tommie the Commie (now in early retirement in South Dakota) famously said when the airport “security” that has guaranteed that His Majesty will never set foot on a domestic flight again were being thought up.

We’re not in the habit of paying to be abused, harassed and treated like cattle because of regulations that, while making air travel a living nightmare for law-abiding citizens, allow for this sort of thing to happen (link via the Imperial Rabbi):

ORLANDO, Fla. — Two baggage handlers carried a bag containing guns and drugs on a commercial flight from Florida to Puerto Rico, but passengers were in no danger, a Transportation Security Administration spokesman said.

The baggage handlers used their employee uniforms and airport identification cards to enter restricted areas, bypass screeners with the bag and board the commercial Delta flight, according to court documents released Wednesday.

Thomas Anthony Munoz, 22, was arrested in San Juan when he got off the plane at the Luis Munoz Marin International Airport. Inside the duffel bag he was carrying, authorities found 13 handguns, one assault rifle and eight clear bags containing a total of 8 pounds of marijuana, Baixauli said.

But hey, who cares? The Transportation Screwup Abomination itself have told us now that no passengers were in danger. Obviously they weren’t, since they’re all still alive, but that’s like dismissing a tornado after the fact because nobody happened to get killed.

Meanwhile, nobody else can carry a nail clipper on a plane, and 89-year-old Methodist grandmothers from Minnesota continue to be subjected to full body cavity searches, so as not to offend CAIR.

Fucking incompetent, overpaid, bureaucrat buttweasels.

Will a single one of the federal parasites be fired because of this?

Ha. Not in a million years. They’ll probably be given a promotion and $20,000 more of our money a year.

(And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the knuckledragging, underqualified, otherwise unemployable fuckup desk jockeys who set up this whole moronic, hideously expensive, completely useless screwup of a bureaucracy and meaningless, irrational, illogical red tape and continue to screw up on a regular basis to this very day. The guys on the ground don’t make the idiotic rules, they’re the ones facing the uphill task of trying to make sense of them.)

12 Responses to ““You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize””
  1. Viceroy of TexMexica Comment by Viceroy of TexMexica

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    The Federal Bureaucracy….ah man …seems like it comes back to this…they’re the ones who railroaded Libby, who let Berger walk, who leak to their buddies in the MSM…

    the Govt Bureaucracy is the enemy

    (OK…NOW I sound like a rightwing antigovt wacko!)

    BTW ..was I first?

  2. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Butt wait! There’s this from Reuter’s via Little Green Footballs. This guy’s bags also made it onto the plane.

  3. Viceroy of TexMexica Comment by Viceroy of TexMexica

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    Great Dzu …they should charge the guy for the delays and the extra money his probing of security measures cost.

  4. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    OT, but I think this will embarrass the Gorebot™

    :lol_wp: :lol_tb:

  5. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale

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    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Oscar!?!

    My Retired Military ID virtually guarantees I’ll be pulled out of line for a search. After all, TSA doesn’t want to piss off any mooselimbs. Dumbass douchebags!

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  7. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Kwongdzu

    I am going to be wondering for hours what THIS

    but said a suspicious object found in a body cavity search did not pose a threat.

    Was all about….

  8. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Misha rightously rants:

    Fucking incompetent, overpaid, bureaucrat buttweasels.

    Will a single one of the federal parasites be fired because of this?

    Ha. Not in a million years. They’ll probably be given a promotion and $20,000 more of our money a year.

    (And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the knuckledragging, underqualified, otherwise unemployable fuckup desk jockeys who set up this whole moronic, hideously expensive, completely useless screwup of a bureaucracy and meaningless, irrational, illogical red tape and continue to screw up on a regular basis to this very day. The guys on the ground don’t make the idiotic rules, they’re the ones facing the uphill task of trying to make sense of them.)

    Not to worry though, Sen. ‘seditious‘ McCaskill has their collective backs as she tries to shove through a union for those poor, abused TSA commandos though…

    MRS. McCASKILL: I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT DECLARING THAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TERRORISM WORLDWIDE THAT IS A STATUS QUO DAY IN AND DAY OUT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A DAY-TO-DAY EMERGENCY. THE EXAMPLES YOU USED, HOWEVER, SENATOR, OF HURRICANE KATRINA OR THE NECESSITY TO RESPOND IN LEBANON, THOSE ISSUES I THINK CERTAINLY WOULD BE ISSUES THAT THE PROFESSIONALS AT T.S.A., THE OFFICERS, WOULD WANT TO RESPOND QUICKLY

  9. Unregistered Comment by TC

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    “(And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the knuckledragging, underqualified, otherwise unemployable fuckup desk jockeys who set up this whole moronic, hideously expensive, completely useless screwup of a bureaucracy and meaningless, irrational, illogical red tape and continue to screw up on a regular basis to this very day. The guys on the ground don’t make the idiotic rules, they’re the ones facing the uphill task of trying to make sense of them.)”

    Oh you mean the Demoncrats? After all these $6 an hour workers will be so much better when they are getting $27@hr right?

  10. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    Damn right I will respond to this post!!! Listen you sick deranged demented leftist oxygen wasters… The US security is SO BAD that I could bet the farm and the family and being able to smuggle a handgun onto a plane.. *disclaimer.. i dont plan on trying!*

    Its like locking the door with the rats inside, its fecking ludacris! Here in israel they damn right will frisk the crap out of you and your lugage, and they will check out your papers etc.. IF YOU ARE A F***G ARAB / MUSLIMB.

    And like hell they care when some libtard pukes call em racist.. when’s the last time el al was hijacked ?!? 1975 ?!?!

    The obvius issue that I will raise till the men in black suits haulme off at night is, that, what the feck will they do when MUSLIMB bagage screeners smuggle bombs on board and KA-BOOM ?!? i’m sure the TSA will reasure us that “passangers were never in danger at any time.. it was a gundamn fuel leak!”

    I get in trouble EVERY flight because I ALWAYS get the head to toe search.. and I scream at the top of my lungs that I, a 4th generation american, born and raised in the US, holder of a US passport, get my underwear sniffed, while some fucktard, terrorist, koran carrying, useless scumbag of a putz saudi arabian gets to walk past no problem..

    And they try to shut me up EVERY TIME… but damn, if yer gonna take away my 2nd and 4th ammandment rights when I gotta fly to the doc at kaliforniastan.. i’ll be dead before you try to shut me up to steal my 1st ammandment rights..

    So now lady’s and gents of the empire, here is what I do and suggest you do….

    Carry along a old unwanted toothpaste tube, when the commie, racist, facist and dolts of the TSA try to confinscate it.. scream at the top of your lungs “its fecking toothpaste!!! cant you see numbnuts ???”

    And proceed to squeeze the entire damn toothpaste container ALL over the joint!! while screaming “its only toothpaste!! why dont you go arrest that muslim,b dude with the koran?!?!”

    I do it every time.. sue me.. I didnmt break any laws.. disordely conduct my tush..

  11. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    It was a magnet the filthy perverted muzzie had in his rectum! No problem here, folks. Nothin’ to worry about.

    Maybe the half-wit heard about little goats liking to gnaw on metal and he thought he could attract them that way. Of course, what else could it possibly be?

  12. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    The upper level ‘crats making the decisions are … wait for it! … former BATF goons who were fired when the opportunity arose at its restructure into the BATFE.