Change ResolutionRecent Comments
Recent Trackbacks
Today's Update SyndicationOur Sponsors
Google SearchSupport the Rott ™
Accept no substitutes! Shameless Promotions
Imperial Council
The Exalted John Cole Blog Mother: The Saintly Donna V. Blog Sister: The Duchess Rachel Lucas Blog Sons: Shiny Happy Gulag Blog Daughter: The Princess Wendy Imperial Blog Nephew: Earl B.C. the Second Imperial Firearms Advisor: Kim du Toit Imperial Armorer Sir John the Merciless Chief of Naval Operations Smoke on the Water Imperial Tech Wizard DJ Allyn, Token Liberal Imperial Paladins Sir Banagor Sir George Turner Sir Aaron, Scourge of Araby Imperial Secretary of War: Frank J. Imperial Sgt-at-Arms: The Lord Spatula Imperial Minister of Truth: Bill Whittle Gracious Donor and Imperial LinkMaster General: The Viscount Ian Schmidt Imperial Ministry of Satire: Cox & Forkum Imperial Poet Laureate DoggerelPundit Imperial Surgeon General Dok Russia Imperial Mixer of Poisons Madfish Willie Imperial Correspondents: Big Brother Tracking
Fair UseThis site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance understanding of political, human rights, economic, democracy, and social justice issues, etc. We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research, educational, or satirical purposes. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner. |
Allegedly, dangling from her industrial strength blubber sling helps with her depression. We’ll probably just let our brain soak in a bucket of the stuff overnight. 34 Responses to “Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat”
|
Powered by WordPress, Mandigo theme by tom.
Entries (RSS)
and Comments (RSS).
188 queries. 1.208 seconds.
RDF:![[Valid RSS]](valid-rss.png "Validate my RSS feed")
Well, that explains how all the fat drips down to her head. :mrgreen_wp:
Oh, and FIRST!! :laugh_tb:
March 9th, 2007 at 7:38 PMUsing
Get an extra bucket of Brain Bleach™, please.
Look at this quote:
.
.
.
.
.
March 9th, 2007 at 7:48 PMOMG!!!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Using
I don’t know what was funnier: Greg Gutfeld’s “Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat” comment, or John Gibson trying to contain his laughter. That was almost as good as Trump’s comment about Rosie’s “wife” having to go home and tell her parents, “Mom, Dad, I’m in love with a big fat pig.”
Pure comedy gold.
March 9th, 2007 at 7:55 PMUsing
Thanks a bunch, Your Rottieness. I may never stop shuddering.
March 9th, 2007 at 7:58 PMUsing
That is hands down the ugliest piñata I’ve ever seen (and I seriously doubt that it is filled with candy).
I think I’ll go pour a double shot of Cabo Wabo directly on top of my exposed brain now. (OW, my freaking rods and cones are killing me…)
March 9th, 2007 at 8:08 PMUsing
I couldn’t watch it. I just couldn’t. I am just not that much of a masochist…
March 9th, 2007 at 8:10 PMUsing
Trust me on this one, Guido. Fall to your knees and thank the Lord that you didn’t.
March 9th, 2007 at 8:16 PMUsing
Who says Rosie is a cheer leader for gun control… :lol_wp:
March 9th, 2007 at 8:18 PMUsing
Come to think of it, that colonoscopy could take a week to get through her entire large bowel…
March 9th, 2007 at 8:22 PMUsing
juandos:
Now I need another double shot.
March 9th, 2007 at 8:36 PMUsing
Boy, it ain’t often Misha upstages BC in the mind corrosion department……..
March 9th, 2007 at 8:43 PMUsing
Ugh. I just ate, Lady Heather. Pass that BrainBleach™ over here …
March 9th, 2007 at 8:44 PMUsing
Juandos…you are now officially on my DO NOT CLICK list along with JB and BC. :wallbash_tb:
Do you have any idea what chicken fried rice hurled onto a keyboard looks like????
Gang of One , be a sweetie and pass me that brain bleach when you’re done with it please.. :sick_ee:
March 9th, 2007 at 8:58 PMUsing
I own Fattie Fridays and I ain’t touching that video.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:07 PMSeriously, that shit isn’t right.
Using
I gotta admit though,
That shit is kinda workin’ me over.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:10 PMUsing
Rosie is modeling the new Duncan “Bouncing Lesbo ” yoyo.
Once you master the technique (and your gag reflex) of wrapping the string around the huge, callused, horned clitoris, you can perform amazing yoyo feats such as: Running the Latex Dog, Lick The Turkey Baster, Is That Your Sister, Make the Gerbil Cry and that all time favorite, I Need New Batteries.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:24 PMUsing
You guys are making me waste my beer by forcing it to come out my nose!
:lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_tb:
March 9th, 2007 at 9:26 PMUsing
You’ve got me wheezing again, I’m laughing so hard.
Gotta love Gutfield’s comments.
I made the drastic mistake (oh, yes) of clicking on the fat, lesbian, bat video before reading the comments.
Then, to add insult to injury, I was dumb enough to click on Juandos’ pic.
I’m going to go pop the top on a beer.
***Note to self: Buy stock in company that makes brain bleach.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:36 PMUsing
Sig, that’s just not right. I finally got my stomach settled and now you’re gonna make me pay homage to the porcelain god.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:37 PMUsing
“and that all time favorite, I Need New Batteries“… :lol_wp:
This clown has been watching to much Rosie though… I mean how else can one explain his actions?
March 9th, 2007 at 9:42 PMUsing
He had a magnet in his WHAT?
Good GRIEF!
March 9th, 2007 at 10:05 PMUsing
JanetMae said:
You read it right. It was up his ass. If memory serves, I think I read somewhere that he had it up there to help relieve his nerves. :blink_tb:
Some people, they’re just not right in the head, y’know?
March 9th, 2007 at 10:13 PMUsing
It was a muslim compASS. Helps him to point it in the opposite direction of Mecca.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:27 PMUsing
I wonder if it was a permanent magnet motor. After all, they did mention that there were some wires associated with that area in the news story…
“Hamid loved his new Mooslime CompASS, until the day he put it in backwards, and his fellow peaceful religioners blew him up for facing the wrong direction…
March 9th, 2007 at 10:52 PMUsing
WooHooo- Juandos
Welcome to the kennel, for the terminally depraved and chronically debauched. You can have the top bunk.
March 10th, 2007 at 11:21 AMUsing
The poor doctors and techs. They’ll definitely need at least two sets of goggles, an extra set of surgical garb, and a bullet proof vest for this job. :glurps_tb: :guns_tb: :shock_ee:
March 10th, 2007 at 1:19 PMUsing
Funny you should mention that, Jackboot. I took one of those on-line personality tests this morning, and the diagnosis was that I’m either psychotic/schizophrenic or depressed, and I know I’m not depressed. :undecided_tb: :jittery_tb: :ponder_tb:
March 10th, 2007 at 1:23 PMUsing
Or maybe remotely operated equipment? You know, like from the next county…
March 10th, 2007 at 3:32 PMUsing
Shooting her would probably yield the same result as those ballistics gel dummy explosions they’re always doing on MythBusters.
March 11th, 2007 at 10:06 AMUsing
To boldly go where no man has ever wanted to go before?
March 11th, 2007 at 10:11 AMUsing
Ching chong Rosie O’Donnell, gives sort of a new meaning to the old Chinese basket trick.
March 11th, 2007 at 3:11 PMUsing
Thats why if you’re going to shoot her, you use an anti -tank missile. Preferably one of the new TOW systems.
That, or use a M1A1 Abrams cannon. :twisted_wp:
March 11th, 2007 at 4:34 PMUsing
Whatever you do, don’t anybody tell her it’s not called “inversion therapy”, the word is immersion and it involves taking long, soothing baths in a hot tub, not hanging upside down, looking like some hog before slaughter.
March 11th, 2007 at 4:58 PMUsing
Simple, folks, all the SHIT in her has gone to her head, no wonder she’s such a SHITHEAD!! :lol_wp: :mrgreen_wp: :drunk_tb: :undecided_tb: :lol_tb: :yell_tb: :smile2_ee:
March 11th, 2007 at 9:26 PMUsing