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Allegedly, dangling from her industrial strength blubber sling helps with her depression.

What we want to know is just how many gallons of B.C. Brand Brain Bleach™ it’ll take us to get that image out of our mind.

We’ll probably just let our brain soak in a bucket of the stuff overnight.

34 Responses to “Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat”
  1. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Well, that explains how all the fat drips down to her head. :mrgreen_wp:

    Oh, and FIRST!! :laugh_tb:

  2. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Get an extra bucket of Brain Bleach™, please.

    Look at this quote:
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    ABC announcement “We have no reservations left and will do anything for ratings - next, Rosie’s colonoscopy, live”.

    Entelechy on March 9, 2007 at 3:00 PM


    OMG!!!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!!

  3. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker

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    I don’t know what was funnier: Greg Gutfeld’s “Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat” comment, or John Gibson trying to contain his laughter. That was almost as good as Trump’s comment about Rosie’s “wife” having to go home and tell her parents, “Mom, Dad, I’m in love with a big fat pig.”

    Pure comedy gold.

  4. Unregistered Comment by Steve

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    Thanks a bunch, Your Rottieness. I may never stop shuddering.

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    That is hands down the ugliest piñata I’ve ever seen (and I seriously doubt that it is filled with candy).

    I think I’ll go pour a double shot of Cabo Wabo directly on top of my exposed brain now. (OW, my freaking rods and cones are killing me…)

  6. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    I couldn’t watch it. I just couldn’t. I am just not that much of a masochist…

  7. Unregistered Comment by Steve

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    Trust me on this one, Guido. Fall to your knees and thank the Lord that you didn’t.

  8. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Who says Rosie is a cheer leader for gun control… :lol_wp:

  9. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Come to think of it, that colonoscopy could take a week to get through her entire large bowel…

  10. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    juandos:

    Now I need another double shot.

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Boy, it ain’t often Misha upstages BC in the mind corrosion department……..

  12. Gang of One Comment by Gang of One

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    Come to think of it, that colonoscopy could take a week to get through her entire large bowel…

    Ugh. I just ate, Lady Heather. Pass that BrainBleach™ over here …

  13. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Juandos…you are now officially on my DO NOT CLICK list along with JB and BC. :wallbash_tb:
    Do you have any idea what chicken fried rice hurled onto a keyboard looks like????

    Gang of One , be a sweetie and pass me that brain bleach when you’re done with it please.. :sick_ee:

  14. Dick Comment by Dick

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    I own Fattie Fridays and I ain’t touching that video.
    Seriously, that shit isn’t right.

  15. Dick Comment by Dick

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    I gotta admit though,


    Fat, Lesbian Vampire Bat

    That shit is kinda workin’ me over.

  16. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Rosie is modeling the new Duncan “Bouncing Lesbo ” yoyo.

    Once you master the technique (and your gag reflex) of wrapping the string around the huge, callused, horned clitoris, you can perform amazing yoyo feats such as: Running the Latex Dog, Lick The Turkey Baster, Is That Your Sister, Make the Gerbil Cry and that all time favorite, I Need New Batteries.

  17. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    You guys are making me waste my beer by forcing it to come out my nose!

    :lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_tb:

  18. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    You’ve got me wheezing again, I’m laughing so hard.

    Gotta love Gutfield’s comments.

    I made the drastic mistake (oh, yes) of clicking on the fat, lesbian, bat video before reading the comments.

    Then, to add insult to injury, I was dumb enough to click on Juandos’ pic.

    I’m going to go pop the top on a beer.

    ***Note to self: Buy stock in company that makes brain bleach.

  19. Unregistered Comment by Steve

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    Sig, that’s just not right. I finally got my stomach settled and now you’re gonna make me pay homage to the porcelain god.

  20. juandos Comment by juandos

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    and that all time favorite, I Need New Batteries“… :lol_wp:

    This clown has been watching to much Rosie though… I mean how else can one explain his actions?

  21. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    He had a magnet in his WHAT?

    Good GRIEF!

  22. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    JanetMae said:

    He had a magnet in his WHAT?

    You read it right. It was up his ass. If memory serves, I think I read somewhere that he had it up there to help relieve his nerves. :blink_tb:

    Some people, they’re just not right in the head, y’know?

  23. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    It was a muslim compASS. Helps him to point it in the opposite direction of Mecca.

  24. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Some people, they’re just not right in the head, y’know?

    I wonder if it was a permanent magnet motor. After all, they did mention that there were some wires associated with that area in the news story…

    It was a muslim compASS. Helps him to point it in the opposite direction of Mecca.

    “Hamid loved his new Mooslime CompASS, until the day he put it in backwards, and his fellow peaceful religioners blew him up for facing the wrong direction…

  25. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    WooHooo- Juandos

    Juandos…you are now officially on my DO NOT CLICK list along with JB and BC.

    Welcome to the kennel, for the terminally depraved and chronically debauched. You can have the top bunk.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Come to think of it, that colonoscopy could take a week to get through her entire large bowel…

    The poor doctors and techs. They’ll definitely need at least two sets of goggles, an extra set of surgical garb, and a bullet proof vest for this job. :glurps_tb: :guns_tb: :shock_ee:

  27. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Welcome to the kennel, for the terminally depraved and chronically debauched. You can have the top bunk.

    Funny you should mention that, Jackboot. I took one of those on-line personality tests this morning, and the diagnosis was that I’m either psychotic/schizophrenic or depressed, and I know I’m not depressed. :undecided_tb: :jittery_tb: :ponder_tb:

  28. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    The poor doctors and techs. They’ll definitely need at least two sets of goggles, an extra set of surgical garb, and a bullet proof vest for this job.

    Or maybe remotely operated equipment? You know, like from the next county…

  29. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Who says Rosie is a cheer leader for gun control…

    Shooting her would probably yield the same result as those ballistics gel dummy explosions they’re always doing on MythBusters.

  30. Chance Comment by Chance

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    The poor doctors and techs. They’ll definitely need at least two sets of goggles, an extra set of surgical garb, and a bullet proof vest for this job.

    To boldly go where no man has ever wanted to go before?

  31. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    Ching chong Rosie O’Donnell, gives sort of a new meaning to the old Chinese basket trick.

  32. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    Shooting her would probably yield the same result as those ballistics gel dummy explosions they’re always doing on MythBusters.

    Thats why if you’re going to shoot her, you use an anti -tank missile. Preferably one of the new TOW systems.

    That, or use a M1A1 Abrams cannon. :twisted_wp:

  33. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Whatever you do, don’t anybody tell her it’s not called “inversion therapy”, the word is immersion and it involves taking long, soothing baths in a hot tub, not hanging upside down, looking like some hog before slaughter.

  34. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Simple, folks, all the SHIT in her has gone to her head, no wonder she’s such a SHITHEAD!! :lol_wp: :mrgreen_wp: :drunk_tb: :undecided_tb: :lol_tb: :yell_tb: :smile2_ee: