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Hildebeest: “I’m the JFK of 2008!”

We suppose that means that you won’t be making any campaign stops in Dallas, then?

Good.

(Note to Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) and other highly excitable little boys with little or no reading comprehension: No, it isn’t)

33 Responses to “Quips that are Just Irresistible #1,227”
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Where’s Lloyd Bentsen when you need him?

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC The Humble Devildog, Imperial Scholar

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    Hm.

    sHrillary may be more correct than she thinks.

    JFK’s best presidential action was taking a bullet in the head.

    If I were sHrillary, I wouldn’t be comparing myself to him.

  3. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    :lol_tb: :lol_tb: :lol_tb:

  4. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    Not necessarily OT, :grin1_ee: gun pr0n, I’m currently watching a show on the new AS50 sniper rifle on discovery.

  5. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    R6, thanks! D-6 and I are watching now!

  6. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    That is a sexy ass rifle.

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    What the bloody hell was that round? Didn’t look like a .50, looked like it was necked down somwhat.

    2500 yards. Wow.

  8. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    One was a .50 ball and the other was a .50 API which made a nice little hole and then sets your undies on fire.

    Either way, that recoil system was state of the art and looks like more fun than could possibly be legal.

  9. Leslie Bates Comment by Leslie Bates

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    Need to take myself and my rifles out of town if she ever shows up in Minneapolis.

    Don’t want to lose the guns.

  10. Dick Comment by Dick

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    There’s a convertible with the top down joke in here somewhere. I just know it.

  11. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    R6, maybe I didn’t get a good view, but they looked like they were a .50 BMG necked to about .44 / .45.

    Yeah, the rifle looked like fun. That 2500 yard shot was impressive. 10 Inches low at a mile and a half. Yowza!

  12. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    Perhaps the powder charge was beefed a bit and the casing to projectile ratio was visually skewed Wil. They claimed they were .50 and they looked it to me.

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Good, she can go to the moon……..

  14. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Hey Boss !!!

    Note to Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) and other highly excitable little boys with little or no reading comprehension: No, it isn’t)

    Didn’t you forget, Dean the Queen? Now you’ll have to read ten (10) pages of how to be a gentleman….mheh…..

  15. paragon27x Comment by paragon27x

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    Was watching Discovery also. If I’m correct, they said it was necked down to .416″.

  16. Unregistered Comment by emily_nelson

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    I moved to Dallas to get away from the Hildebeest! The last thing I want is have her here in town. 20 miles away is much, much too close. :tongue2_tb:

  17. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Good, she can go to the moon……..

    Jules Verne Style?

  18. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Let’s just hope she doesn’t meet Lord Fluffles the Crispy. Might end up like RFK. She has, after all, been on the wrong side of freedom for bunnies.

  19. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Didn’t you forget, Dean the Queen?

    Not to mention ol’ Tits on a Chair?

  20. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    Hillary, you should only live so long.

    How I bloody damn wish we would go back to those days, before we lived in a lockbox. I remember Kennedy taking a break and strolling over to the Ellipse, to watch my older brother play baseball. I guess he had an agent or two along, but just for form’s sake. Who was going to hurt him? I remember my father having business at Congress, and holding his hand as we just walked in, free as the wind, and went wherever we had to go. No one watched. No one cared.

    (As a matter of fact, once we stopped in to say hello to the “real” Senator Byrd - Harry Sr. No big deal; Dad was on the other side, but Sen Byrd welcomed all constituents. On my father’s careful prior coaching - I was very small - I informed the mighty senator that I was a “devout Republican, like my father.” He laughed like hell, and said that he’d switch over and support me for governor.)

    And don’t get me started on the airports.

    If I had my way, we’d keep all the present day covert stuff - the surveillance, the spying, the counterintelligence, and so forth. But out in the open, it’d be back to 1963. The president would ride in a convertible. You’d just walk into Congress, or onto a plane. or wherever. No more checkpoints. No more lockbox.

    But with a very very important addendum. This would all be with the following absolute understanding, stated with conclusive explicity: “Yeah, we’re totally open. And yeah, it’s easy as pie to kill the president - or some of us, or even alot of us. But the REST of us are going to fall on you like a collapsing skyscraper - except with intent, and knees and elbows first. We have the toys to do so. And we certainly WILL do so. And if you have holy sites, tant mieux (Sorry Sire, you know I don’t have the Danish). And nothing or no one is sacrosanct.

    “So understanding the consequences, fire away.”

  21. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    We can assume JFK was against Gun Control, Gay Marriage, Abortion, etc…Democrat or not, this was the 60’s and he was from an Irish family.

    So Hillary is claiming to be a Republican? Oh well, if she votes against gun control, abortion and gay marriage, she’s already better than Rudy.

  22. purple raider Comment by purple raider

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    Good, she can go to the moon……..

    Ralph Krambden style…..

    Bang - Zoom!

  23. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    John Frakking Kerry of 2008? He lost.

  24. Nixcell Comment by Nixcell

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    “We no longer have a president who puts people first,”

    Right. No president puts “people” first. Presidents have the constitutional obligation to put the country first. That would preclude Hillary Clinton’s bid for the presidency.

  25. TheHat Comment by TheHat

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    I misread Hildabeasts quote the first time I saw it.

    I thought it said: “I am the JeRK of 2008″.

    Or maybe it was wishful thinking.

    In any case, I think mine is more honest.

  26. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Roger Glass sez:

    “Yeah, we’re totally open. And yeah, it’s easy as pie to kill the president - or some of us, or even alot of us. But the REST of us are going to fall on you like a collapsing skyscraper - except with intent, and knees and elbows first. We have the toys to do so. And we certainly WILL do so. And if you have holy sites, tant mieux (Sorry Sire, you know I don’t have the Danish). And nothing or no one is sacrosanct.

    I like the way you think man, Fred Thompson/Roger Glass ‘08

  27. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    I saw shrillery say: “I’m announcing my candidacy for president, and I’m in it to win it”.

    Too dang bad she doesn’t handle her warmaking the same way.

    They’re all fixated on exit plans. Any candidate with an exit plan other than victory is a treasoner. PERIOD.
    They’d piss on the Troop’s graves and say they’re helpin’ the flowers grow.
    No power for terror supporters, no oil for terrorism.

  28. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    Is Hillary saying she slept with Marilyn Monroe too?????

  29. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Well dang! Not a thing about, “hildabitch healthcare“!

  30. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I like the way you think man, Fred Thompson/Roger Glass ‘08

    Indeed, Jaybear, nothing like a crowd of pistol pointing, pissed off people to get one’s attention…….”You can come with us now or a shopvac will be sent to clean you up….”

  31. Unregistered Comment by orwoody

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    Perhaps she is just refering to the supposition that she’s had as many women as JFK allegedly had. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

  32. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    ‘Reckon we’re next.

  33. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    jaybear and Caveman, I am truly honored. As a matter of fact, there have been feelers from the Thompson camp - not to mention Paul, Tancredo, and others. I am considered crucial for the rugby/UFO nut/right wing Jooo vote, so as you might imagine, there has been considerable jockeying for my favor. Of course I will consult with the Empire before making my decision.

    Now back in reality land, you all outside of Washinton, D.C. should know that the unmarried Sen. Thompson was very succesful around here with the ladies. Believe me, I’m not criticizing; I speak only with admiration and envy. I don’t think anything has ever been made of it, since he wasn’t a groping, molesting, raping pig. But I wonder if there will be any ramifications if he does throw in his hat.