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Enough of all of the negativity already, it’s time to celebrate in the Empire.

Loyal Citizen JS sends us this:

Your language is a bit of a turn-off for someone who could go by the name of “olderthandirtprissyoldbroad” but I usually agree with the core meaning of your statements. In fact, because of you and other websites I linked to from your site, I have decided to purchase my own handgun and do the necessary to get a CCP. We have shotguns but I’m not always at home (where they are most of the time). Keep up the good work and convert as many as you can to responsible gun ownership. As fast as this country is going downhill, for multiple reasons, we may need all the good converts you can round up.

Language, my dear? Surely you jest… Er, well… No. We suppose you do have a point there, and we try to moderate ourself when at all possible (which is hard, considering some of the raging stupidity that we have to deal with courtesy of the news), but rest assured that we stock up on Cussing Offsets™ purchased only from accredited convents and monasteries :wink_ee:

The IMPORTANT part here is, of course, that you’ve chosen to never be a victim and joined the ranks of responsible gun owners, something that fills us with joy indescribable, not to mention more than our fair share of pride, seeing as how you so generously credit us with part of the responsibility for your most excellent decision.

Thank you so much for brightening up our day, and welcome to the Responsible Pistol Packing Citizens’ Society.

May you never have to fire your weapon in anger, and may you never miss your target if you do!

Now, thank Heavens the weather has improved here in Texas, because now it’s time for the Happy Nekkid Dance™.

17 Responses to “Happy Happy Joy Joy!”
  1. Old Dog Comment by Old Dog

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    My mind boggles at the thought of a Happy Nekkid Dance.

    Ain’t neither one of us wonderful sights

  2. Old Dog Comment by Old Dog

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    BTW First

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    My mind boggles at the thought of a Happy Nekkid Dance.

    Ain’t neither one of us wonderful sights

    Hey! Speak for yerself, Dawg! :laugh_tb:

    Although, now that you mention it, the shutters in the neighborhood DO seem to come down in an awful hurry whenever I start one…

  4. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    it’s time for the Happy Nekkid Dance™.

    Misha….you realize you’re scaring the trolls away right? What’s the point of having a CC if your weapon isn’t concealed??? We’ve got to keep those cluebats working or these guys are going to get rusty. Besides…I just ordered the neatest garbage bags with the Rotty Logo on that I’m dying to use.

    So at least put your boxers on M’kay??

    And congrats Loyal Citizen JS on joining the ranks of Women That Won’t Take Anymore Crap. :thumbup_tb:

    You go Girl!!

  5. Philosopher Comment by Philosopher

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    Language? People have a problem with your language? Good L-rd, at least you are one of the few who actually use the language the rest of us would duly LOVE to use on these people. In public. Repeatedly.
    Keep up the great work, oh Emperor!

  6. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Whut he sed. :-)

  7. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    it’s time for the Happy Nekkid Dance™

    Ahh the sights of spring, bees humming, flowers blossoming and Nigel™ swaying in the breeze.

    Spare us the video, we’ll take your word for it, M’kay?

    :flush_tb:

  8. Unregistered Comment by Nealest

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    I hear that you can get a special package rate if you order both Cussing Offsets and Carbon Offsets from Al Gore! He’ll even throw in some Tipper-approved music. :-)

  9. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Now, go work on these tards.
    http://www.gunguys.com/?p=1977

  10. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    * HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY *

    JS, I have no idea where you are, but if you are near the D.C. / Northern Virginia area, let me know if you would like to informally burn some powder! I’ll bring an assortment of toys and ammo!

    Welcome to freedom!

  11. juandos Comment by juandos

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    because now it’s time for the Happy Nekkid Dance™.

    :shock_ee:

    Well I guess it couldn’t be worse than being caught riding in the John Edwards_mobile

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Welcom JS…a hearty welcome. Ever since my wife drilled her first bulls-eye with the .45 I bought her for her fiftieth birthday… Well, let my put it this way. I wouldn’t want to be the guy trying to take it from her. It took years, but a big cerebral shit freed her brain from all the noxious collegiate dreck she was fed. She is now one of us, an LC, a gun owner and an NRA member. I even got my boss interested in shooting, as his new Glcok .40 can attest. He loves target shooting.

  13. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    I have decided to purchase my own handgun and do the necessary to get a CCP.

    Welcome to the club, JS. May your target scores always increase, and your ammo budget never fail.

  14. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Congrats JS!

    On a vaguely related topic, would any of you fine gun nuts, er, weapons specialists know if there is such a thing as an American made shotgun anymore? All I’m looking for is a nice coach gun and they’re all made in Brazil or Japan. I’d hate to think the Empire is no longer capable of producing a decent raghead shredder - oops, burglar deterrent.

  15. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    Here are two articles where the people were lucky.

    http://www.local6.com/news/11269385/detail.html

    http://www.local6.com/news/11268367/detail.html

    I wish these men would have had a CWP and shot these assholes. But for those that cannot understand the need…

  16. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Dukefenton

    Best of my knowledge both Remington and Mossberg are still made here in the US. I could be wrong though.

  17. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    DukeFenton:

    I think yer pretty much stuck with Mossberg or Remington, and they both use foreign parts fer this that or the other.

    If you REALLY waqnt a coach gun (that is, side by side double), then I’m not sure there is something American Made to assist you.

    Unless you are REALLY looking for a whippette (10 inch double), then take the 18 1/4 inch Remington / Mossberg pump, which is available at your local Wallyworld for about $300.00.