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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » The Cage Match Rages On
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…and His Majesty is as happy as a tornado in a trailer park (links thanks to LC readerjp).

First, we have a bit of a scuffle involving the two chief Paleosimian terrorist organizations, Hamas and Fatah. Apparently they haven’t quite figured out how to do this whole “unity government” thing, or maybe that’s just how it’s done in the sewers of the world:

Gaza - Ma’an - As Palestinians edged a step closer to having a national unity government, clashes between the rival factions of Hamas and Fatah erupted again on Wednesday evening in the Gaza Strip, leaving one Fatah militant terrorist dead, and nine other Palestinians displaced Arabs injured, and 12 abducted.

Medical sources in Gaza have confirmed the death of Muhammad T’emeh, 25, an activist terrorist in the Al-Aqsa Brigades, the military terrorist wing of the Fatah movement.

It’s really getting tedious having to correct the obvious errors in articles such as the above, but that’s just one of the sacrifices we’ll have to make in order to keep the English language clean and unambiguous.

Another note: Something that may be confusing to late-comers to the intra-Paleosimian Weed-Whacking Games™ is the constant use of terms such as “the militant wing of Fatah.” Calling al-Aqsa “the militant wing of Fatah” makes just as much sense as calling the 3rd Panzer Division the “militant wing of das Oberkommando der Wehrmacht.” One gives the orders, the other carries them out, but they’re both branches of the same rotten tree.

Then there’s this:

Unidentified assailants shot to death a member of the Palestinian military intelligence in the Gaza Strip town of Dir al-Balah early Friday morning, Palestinian news agencies reported.

“Palestinian military intelligence?” Ladies and gentlemen, an oxymoron in three parts.

The Palestinian military intelligence wing is linked to Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah party.

So he was Fatah, was he? Who could those unidentified assailants be? My head hurts.

Witnesses reported that the incident occurred after militants terrorists stopped the vehicle carrying the intelligence officer, Hussein a-Salahi, and asked him and two other passengers to exit the car. They proceeded to shoot two of the men in the head, killing Salahi and wounding another man.

Obviously my head doesn’t hurt near as much as Hussein’s.

Still no clue as to who might have been behind the attack, though.

It is not yet clear what motivated this murder. In recent days, before Thursday’s announcement on the formation of a national unity government as well as after it, several violent clashes between rival parties terrorist organizations Fatah and Hamas took place in different areas of the Gaza Strip.

Hmmm… I wonder?

Nah… No clue at all. I got nothing. ‘Tis a mystery.

Doesn’t matter, really, just bring me a six pack and some popcorn.

19 Responses to “The Cage Match Rages On”
  1. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker

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    Still no clue as to who might have been behind the attack, though.

    When all else fails, the media will usually blame the Evil Jooos.

  2. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Doesn’t matter, really, just bring me a six pack and some popcorn.

    No kidding. Watching these paleoswinians killing each other with such gusto takes me back to those good old days of the Iraq/Iran kerfluffle; a definite win-win proposition. I wonder what poor Rachel* would think of their antics and if it was worth it all.

    * The fourth anniversary of whose “martyrdom” has come and gone without anyone seemingly giving a shit.

  3. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Maybe they will do the world a favor and just kill each other off. That would solve a lot

  4. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    I am so sick of them saying there is nothing to see when there is at least something to be suspicous about.

  5. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    and I am on the wrong thread.

    Its too early in the morning.

  6. Unregistered Pingback by Misha Watch » Blog Archive » Stupid Puppies

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    […] but it’s been a busy day for me, unlike Mish-Mash, who’s already managed to put up a post celebrating the deaths of innocents in the tragic conflict in Palestine, not to mention another fear-mongering post telling all of his minions to be afraid, be very afraid […]

  7. Unregistered Comment by hundred6

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    maybe isreal will luck up and these morons will end up killing eachother off.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    I wonder what poor Rachel* would think of their antics and if it was worth it all.

    * The fourth anniversary of whose “martyrdom” has come and gone without anyone seemingly giving a shit.

  9. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    I wonder what poor Rachel* would think of their antics and if it was worth it all.

    * The fourth anniversary of whose “martyrdom” has come and gone without anyone seemingly giving a shit.

    Sir, I DO beg your pardon. Each year, on that sacred day, we go out to the speed bump in front of our complex and drive over it. BOTH axles. With feeling. Then, unlike the silly Izzie dozer jockey - who wasted a perfect opportunity for symbolic political speech by jumping down from the cab, screaming hysterically for medical help, and generally having a cow (basic decency and concern for human life are all well and good, but they doesn’t justify blowing a magnificent chance for a truly memorable gesture) - we back up over the bump. Again with both axles. And rinse and repeat until we feel the point has been sufficiently made. Then, we repair to IHOP for the pancake buffet.

    So don’t accuse me of lacking respect. Or historical perspective.

  10. Unregistered Comment by Purple Avenger

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    Scorpions in a bottle.

  11. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    I’m really tired of this. Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn!
    I’m sick of popcorn! I’m going to get some chips and maybe make some killer dip.
    This “unity gov’t” thing isn’t working so well for these “people”. Now who could’ve foreseen that?

  12. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Isn’t “red on red” a beautiful thing?

  13. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    When math or science is not your strong suit, bullets are easier to count than ballots.

    They count themselves.

  14. Michael Comment by Michael

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    Misha watch? WTF?

    Awww, Misha has a libtard stalker. W\ho thinks that terrorists are people too.

  15. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Misha watch is my alter ego. A little hobby I have on the side.
    I would never treat this tragic situation as a spectator sport. But if I were to, corn chips and chile con queso would be the fare of the day.

  16. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Hmmm, interesting.
    I visited Misha Watch. I suppose Misha should feel complimented that someone’s that interested in him.
    I mean, I like Misha, but I don’t have time to start a fan club.

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    Its mildly amusing when terrorists kill each other, its rejoicfull when ALOT of em get killed. Its trajic when one innocant human is killed by these animals.

  18. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    Slightly OT:

    From the “Biting the hand that feeds you” department:

    Gaza: PA looking into Al-Qaida link to UN attack
    By ASSOCIATED PRESS
    RAMALLAH, West Bank

    Palestinian security officials are looking into a possible al-Qaida link to the attack of a senior UN aid official in Gaza on Friday, said a security official who spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to speak to the media. The official did not provide evidence for such a suspicion, saying only that “we are looking into all possibilities.”

    John Ging, head of the UN Relief and Works Agency in Gaza, called on the Palestinian Authority to track down the assailants. There has been no claim of responsibility for Friday’s attack on Ging’s armored car, which was hit by 14 bullets. Several shots hit the tinted windows, leaving large spider webs.

    Palestinian officials have been worried about al-Qaida activity in the Palestinian territories ever since Ayman al-Zawahri, the No. 2 in al-Qaida, accused Hamas last week of selling out by accepting a power-sharing deal with the Fatah Party.

    Jerusalem Post Article

  19. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Actually…I am enjoying this immensely. Killing their own…….noooo problem. I just wish they had better aim…… For unlike leftist theories of equavalency, I view many of them as lower than animals and would miss them far less. As for what they think of me? :lol_wp: