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Sir Christopher informs us that the Mad Mullahs of Tehran are stepping up the rhetoric yet again:

IRAN is threatening to retaliate in Europe for what it claims is a daring undercover operation by western intelligence services to kidnap senior officers in its Revolutionary Guard.

According to Iranian sources, several officers have been abducted in the past three months and the United States has drawn up a list of other targets to be seized with the aim of destabilising Tehran’s military command.

In an article in Subhi Sadek, the Revolutionary Guard’s weekly paper, Reza Faker, a writer believed to have close links to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, warned that Iran would strike back.

“We’ve got the ability to capture a nice bunch of blue-eyed blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks,” he said. “Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe and kidnap Americans and Israelis.”

Is that the Islamic version of a cockslapping, perhaps?

Somehow we don’t find the notion of a bunch of sheetheads fumbling around with tweezers inside their robes all that daunting.

But a threat is a threat.

Maybe, when President Limpwrist is out of office, somebody will actually do something about it. Provided that we don’t get yet another nadless nincompoop, of course.

24 Responses to “Careful Where You Aim That Poultry, Muzzies”
  1. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns

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    I’ll put my “fighting cock” up against all of theirs anyday.

    Semper Fi

  2. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns

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    Holy crap…..I actually got a FIRST!!

  3. Nixcell Comment by Nixcell

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    And this is a change in their policy…how? I thought that, after the Iranian hostage incident during the Carter/Reagan years, their MO was firmly established as kidnapping, extortion, torture…you know, all that “terrorist” thang.

    I say the equation should read “One US Soldier=One Nuclear Production Facility.”

  4. Unregistered Comment by LC Muttley

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    And this is a change in their policy…how? I thought that, after the Iranian hostage incident during the Carter/Reagan years, their MO was firmly established as kidnapping, extortion, torture…you know, all that “terrorist” thang.

    You forgot beheading the innocent…bastards
    :flush_tb:

  5. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    As a blond haired, blue-eyed westerner….I take that as an invite for me to shag every hot chick in Tehran once we take over. Thanks to their culture, all girls over the age of 10 are used up to them anyhow.
    Imagine the noises an Iranian chick will make when a guy who bathes is doing it to her!

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    “We’ve got the ability to capture a nice bunch of blue-eyed blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks,” he said. “Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe and kidnap Americans and Israelis.”

    And we have the ability to reduce the their little corner of Hell on Earth into a sheet of radioactive glass inappropriate for habitation for many, many years, but apparently suffer from a lack of leadership with a will to do so.

  7. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    A threat to invade allied countries to kidnap, torture, and kill U.S. military officers and civilians as well as allied (Israeli) officers and civilians–sounds like a direct declaration of war to me. Who doesn’t get this? A big, dumb, functionally illiterate former Texas governor and Yale alum, that’s who. As a brown-eyed, brown-haired Christian American, I’m for turning their whole country into smoldering, glowing ash. As I’ve often said, not one U.S. soldier needs to be at risk, until every enemy combatant that can be is neutralized by bombing and artillery. Further, if U.S. blood is shed on a plot of ground, it belongs to the U.S. from then on. Don’t like it, don’t ask us to save your ass and/or don’t piss us off. The jihadists want to play at assymetrical warfare, let’s show ‘em assymetrical warfare on a Biblical scale.

  8. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    if U.S. blood is shed on a plot of ground, it belongs to the U.S. from then on

    That is an awesome idea. “This city is OURS now”. Stick a flag on a building or pile of rubble, and kick the locals out.
    They don’t deserve American blood. They sure as hell don’t deserve democracy.
    If we started actually occupying/taking over/slaughtering our enemies, there would be no difference in the hippies’ rants…since they accuse us of all that anyway…

  9. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    We still have the ultimate terror weapon - Count Cockula!

  10. LC Beeblebrox Comment by LC Beeblebrox

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    “…when President Limpwrist is out of office, somebody will actually do something about it.”

    WWFTD?

    What Would Fred Thompson Do?

  11. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    “We’ve got the ability to capture a nice bunch of blue-eyed blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks,” he said. “Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe and kidnap Americans and Israelis.”

    Too bad they could never actually tell anyone about their captives, or they would think the following events were the end of the fucking universe.

    Which is not far off from what the mullahs want, incidentally.

    IRAN is threatening to retaliate in Europe for what it claims is a daring undercover operation by western intelligence services to kidnap senior officers in its Revolutionary Guard.

    Iranian officials should here utilize logic: The West does not have the will to do these things, because they would lead to war. And if “the West” HAS done these things, then the government of Iran is doomed, ipso facto, and the mullahs should be grateful that they have forewarning enough to flee.

  12. Unregistered Comment by Nealest

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    IRAN is threatening to retaliate in Europe for what it claims is a daring undercover operation by western intelligence services to kidnap senior officers in its Revolutionary Guard.

    I only wish we had the will to do this.

    The only thing these ass-wipe ragheads understand is overwhelming force. We have it, but they see every day that we are unwilling to use it. It is this unwillingness that enables their “ass-ymetric warfare” to hurt us. I think there is a happy medium between turning the country into a sheet of glass (there are a lot of good people there who oppose the mullahs) and our limp-wristed current approach: target the leadership and their nuclear and non-nuclear military facilities. But if dropping nukes is the only way to stop them, then let’s do it.

    I fear that we’ll wait until they have and use nukes (on Israel first, presumably) before we get our heads our of our asses and hit them. And if Obama or Hillary is President at that point, we’ll probably just respond with U.N. resolutions at that.

  13. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    WWFTD?

    What Would Fred Thompson Do?

    Naaaa. WWTSD?

    What Would Tony Soprano Do?

  14. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Careful Where You Aim That Poultry, Muzzies

    You mean this kind of poultry?

    “We’ve got the ability to capture a nice bunch of blue-eyed blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks,” he said. “Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe and kidnap Americans and Israelis.”

    So what excuse will Bush cook up next not to rain death a destruction on these towel headed bastards?

  15. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Maybe Iran’s whining about, “several officers have been abducted in the past three months” is to cover up something else…

    By Way of Defection
    Is Iran hemorrhaging high-level officials?

    Michael Young | March 15, 2007

    Who is Ali Reza Asgari and why is he important? No one is quite sure yet, but when the Iranian general and former deputy defense minister disappeared in Istanbul earlier this year, suddenly everyone had a good spy story to follow. Did Asgari defect? Was he kidnapped by a foreign intelligence agency? And how does his fate affect the United States in its ongoing confrontation with Iran, if it does at all?

    (there is more)

  16. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I’m 5′9″, 205 lbs, I’m in my mid thirties, I’ve boxed amateur at light-heavy for about 10 years, and I’m back into fighting shape but heavier due to weightlifting.

    I’m certainly not indestructible, and have no delusions of immortality….

    …but you put me into a room with a few Iranian fighting roosters, Iran is not only going to see their first blond-on-cock action in history, they’re also going to see a westerner chowing down on raw chicken for as long as they can produce the birds.

    Honestly…is “Fighting Cocks” the worst they can come up with? …and if so, WTH are they TALKING about? Roosters? Those mullahs have been chowing down on too much Afghan hash. Fighting Cocks…ha, now that’s a good one.

  17. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    “Iran has enough people who can reach the heart of Europe…”

    Wow, impressive. You know, my little sister’s grade 11 class managed to reach the heart of Europe back in the ’80’s, for less than $500. I’m so happy to hear Iran is doing so well with that ‘reach beyond your grasp’ mentality.

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    […] Cockslapping and strong men in black leather of course! He just wants to be somebody’s dog. Good boy! […]

  19. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Comment by juandos

    You mean this kind of poultry?

    OMG, it’s Eggsse.x! :shock_ee:

    While we’re on the subject of Mooselimb cock, here’s a riddle for you: Why don’t Muslims practice circumcision? Because there’s no end to those pricks!

    I grew up raising chickens and punting the roosters who got out of line. Convince them you’re bigger and meaner and they’ll never come at you again. Probably works on the textile-cephalics too.

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    DukeFenton writes:

    While we’re on the subject of Mooselimb cock, here’s a riddle for you: Why don’t Muslims practice circumcision? Because there’s no end to those pricks!

    And I thought it was because they couldn’t find anything to circumsize!

  21. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    Emperor Misha said:

    Is that the Islamic version of a cockslapping, perhaps?

    Somehow we don’t find the notion of a bunch of sheetheads fumbling around with tweezers inside their robes all that daunting.

    :lol_wp:

  22. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    It is amazing that every time those “ragheads” get pissed and accuse America of wrongdoing they immediately throw Israel into the mix. I don’t get it.

  23. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    And this varies from the towel-heads’ usual modus operandi, how? This is just ONE of the reasons that I despise everything that piss-lame is, was, and will ever be.

  24. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    DukeFenton

    I grew up raising chickens and punting the roosters who got out of line. Convince them you’re bigger and meaner and they’ll never come at you again. Probably works on the textile-cephalics too.

    We just introduced them to a block of wood and a double-bitted axe. Then the frying pan. (With intermediate stops in a bucket of boiling water, and us kids plucking feathers…)

    Pity that the little sheet-heads are probably not edible…