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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Somewhere in Iraq
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the neighborhood just got a lot cleaner:

During an operation in a rural area southeast of Ar Rutbah, Coalition Forces attempted to detain four armed terrorists. One terrorist detonated an explosive device killing himself.

TERRORIST: “You’ll never catch me ali…”

*BOOM!*

BILL: “I reckon we won’t. Don’t you just love it when they do that?”

JOE: “I’d love it more if it weren’t for the fact that I got Pieces of Muj™ all over my damn self now!”

The other three attempted to escape in a vehicle.

BILL: “See Spot run…”

Determining hostile intent, Coalition Forces engaged the vehicle with precision fires from a fixed wing aircraft…

JOE: “And here are the flyboys, right on time.”

BILL: “I got twenty bucks saying they’ll make it to that Toyota pickup three blocks down.”

JOE: “You’re on.”

…killing the three armed men.

*BOOM!*

JOE: “Hah! Show me the money! They didn’t even come close!”

BILL: “Does that arm dangling off the tailgate count?”

17 Responses to “Somewhere in Iraq”
  1. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    First. Love it when things get done. The terrorist who blew himself up is in the runnning for the darwin awards. :lol_tb:

  2. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Coalition Forces engaged the vehicle with precision fires from a fixed wing aircraft killing the three armed men

    One wonders how the alledged 72 virgins (or whatever) view these ragheads showing up in their version of heaven all blown to fecal material?… :lol_tb:

    One just can’t help but be both amazed and thankful that our, ‘all volunteer‘ armed forces are accomplishing so much…

  3. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    JOE: “Hah! Show me the money! They didn’t even come close!”

    BILL: “Does that arm dangling off the tailgate count?”

    JOE: “No. But ya got a ringer with his asshole hanging around the Hummvee Ma Duece barrel!”

  4. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Neighborhood watch, Iraq style

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    […] has a fun story that’s suitable for the whole family. As long as they aren’t leftists. Posted by Ian […]

  5. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    It’s nice to get some good news after the posts on the British Marines and the Iran border incursions. I’m just hoping the fixed wing craft was (my fav) an A-10… precise, and not much left after it’s passed.

  6. DJM Comment by DJM

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    This reminds me of an AP article a few months back…

    US snipers spotted 4 insurgents on the roof top of a three story building. The US sniper team, one by one, shot 3 of the 4. The fourth insurgent, to avoid the sniper fire, jumped off the building to his death.

    Saved us a bullet. :)

  7. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    Oh. Hell. YEAH!!!

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    These terrorists are all over now, aren’t they? Boomer shoot, one round through his explosive vest, such a fine display of pyrotechnics. You think these nutcases would get a real job, say demolition. They’d be naturals.

  9. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I’m just hoping the fixed wing craft was (my fav) an A-10

    True SoCalOilMan….ya gotta love a plane that was designed and built around it’s gun. And a mighty fine piece of Shoot Em Up hardware that baby is! M and I got a good close up look at one here at the Barksdale Airshow a few years ago. Just holding one of those bad boy bullets in my hand gave me goosebumps.
    I love the way they load those babies. Alternating with Armor piercing, then Incendiary, then High Explosive….punch a hole, set it on fire then blow it to hell!

    Rock and roll!! :jittery_tb: :smoke_tb:

  10. Unregistered Comment by mighty aphrodite

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    A few weeks ago, a huge family gathering took place. Like most families, we have one or two we keep around just for their entertainment value. A leftard cousin from the Bay Area asked my brother, the active duty Navy pilot, how he felt “killing innocent women and children.” With more patience than I would have exhibited, he looked at her and said, “It’s not up to me to sort out the innocent from the IED builders or suicide bombers. That job belongs to God. Seeing as you don’t believe in God, your confusion is understandable.” Thank God for such a brother and patriot!

  11. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    More excellent news made even more enjoyable by the Emperor’s fantastic dialog. :lol_wp:

    I needed that laugh, thank you Sire.

  12. Unregistered Comment by JackLacton

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    What a cracking good post. It’s always good to hear about the good guys have a win. G-d knows you’re never going to hear it from the MSM. Keep up the good word, Emperor! BTW, the referring website mnf-iraq.com seems to be cacked.

    Continuing my lists of 10, I’ve just posted one on Iraq - 10 Lies about Iraq and the War - that people may be interested in.

  13. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Excellent blog post, Jack Lacton!

  14. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    That’s 248 virgins.*

    * Due to increased demand, Allah reserves the right to substitute goats for standard issue black-eyed virgins.

  15. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Git Some! Git Some!

  16. Orion Comment by Orion

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    LOL!!

    LOVE it - “Does that arm hanging off the tailgate count?”

    Now, personally, I think it SHOULD - The bet never specified they had to be intact.

    Orion

  17. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    ‘Freakin’ scarecrows aint worthy of the high-grade ordinance they recieve.

    But then, do it again ya’ll! LOUDER!