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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » One Rule For Me, Another For Thee… Part 2
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The treading water and babbling fun of Jim Webb (D-Hypocrisy) continues:

The staffer, Phillip Thompson, told U.S. Capitol Police that the gun belonged to Webb, a freshman senator who describes himself as a strong supporter of gun rights. Thompson also said he forgot that the gun was in a briefcase and meant no harm, authorities said.

What? The gun meant no harm? Guns KILL PEOPLE, don’t you know? Oh, it’s you that meant no harm. Well, that’s OK then. His Majesty supposes that that means that he can carry wherever he damn well pleases from now on, JUST AS IT SAYS IN THE CONSTITUTION, as long as he remembers to state that he “meant no harm.”

That’s wonderful news, since we don’t ever mean harm toward anybody except those who mean harm toward us. If we’re arrested when we go to the post office packing heat, we’ll make sure to refer to this case as precedent. (For the terminally cluefucked passing by: No, we will NOT be packing at the post office. We know full well that we, being an ordinary citizen, has to abide by the rules unlike our Congressional masters and their henchmen who are, after all, so much BETTER than we are).

Webb told reporters today that he was in New Orleans when he learned of the incident. He did not confirm or deny that the gun belonged to him, saying he would not discuss the specifics of the case or the way he provides for his security.

“I think this is one of those very unfortunate situations where, completely inadvertently, he took the weapon into the Senate yesterday,” Webb said.

And we’ll keep that in mind, should we ever run afoul of one of the un-Constitutional infringements on our 2nd Amendment rights.

“It was one of those very unfortunate and inadvertent situations where we happened to break the law. Case dismissed.”

Hey, Jim Webb’s footman isn’t the only precedent. Remember when Sandy Pantsburglar “inadvertently” stole classified documents by “inadvertently” stuffing them down his pants, after which he “inadvertently” hid them under a dumpster so he could “inadvertently” return to “inadvertently” pick them up later and “inadvertently” shred them?

Sorry, pal. As even our very own Imperial Tech Wizard DJ pointed out: If you break the law, you pays the price, even if it’s a stupid law. If you don’t like the law, you work to change it, you don’t get an exception because it’s “unfair”, nor do you get to claim special privilege because you’re so much more important than the mere voters without whom you wouldn’t have a job in the first fucking place.

“I’m a strong supporter of the Second Amendment,” Webb added. “I have had a permit to carry a weapon in Virginia for a long time. . . . It’s important for me personally and a lot of people in the situation that I’m in to be able to defend myself and my family.”

It’s important for everybody, you freakishly deformed mutant. Take a look at the statistics for a moment. How many Senators have been killed in recent memory? How many ordinary, law-abiding, innocent, unarmed citizens have been killed by goblins in the same period of time?

Yes, you do have a right to defend yourself, we support that fully, but your right isn’t more important than anybody else’s. You’re not one whit more important than anybody else, nor are you any more in danger than anybody else is. As a matter of fact, given the level of security that you’re surrounded on on a daily basis due to your post, you’re in considerably less danger than most everybody else in this nation.

So don’t qualify your support of the 2nd Amendment by pointing out how much more important and “special” you are. (you’re special, alright, though not for the same reasons that you think that you are). You’re no more and no less than any other citizen of this nation, and it’s high time that you and your elitist fellow travelers learned to accept that fact.

Your shit stinks just the same as the shit of the rest of us.

And don’t get us wrong, Jimmy, we fully support your right to carry, as well as your buddy’s right to do the same, but thanks to your Dhimmicrat fellow travelers, that right has been eroded to the point where it’s ridiculous, and that’s why your friend got in trouble. You or your buddies do NOT get to claim “executive privilege” to break the laws of this country at will, so just suck it up and deal with it.

We don’t need two separate classes of citizens in this country, and if anybody, including you, insists on perpetuating such an un-American system, then we have ways of dealing with that too. See “American Revolution, the” for further information on the subject.

On the other hand, if you’re as sincere in your professed support of the 2nd Amendment as you claim to be, then it would be a good idea for you to start practicing what you preach. You see, this is one instance where you actually DO differ from the rest of us citizens, because you’re an elected member of the legislative branch.

You have your hands directly on the levers of power, so you’re in a unique position to fight for the beliefs that you profess to have.

Make good use of it and you will find a fierce supporter in us.

Use it as a talking point to get yourself and a friend out of trouble, claiming “special privilege”, and you’ll be exposed for the lying, opportunistic, hypocritical mound of pig shite that you are.

Your choice, Jimmy.

Your choice.

18 Responses to “One Rule For Me, Another For Thee… Part 2”
  1. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Thank you Virginia, thanks for electing this freak into office. Morons…..

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Amazing how one little Maccaca can make so many people shit their diapers and run to elect this asshole.

  3. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    Virginia??? Concealed carry???

    I wonder if any shit-for-brains reporters named Christian 3Balls outed “Melon Head” Webb?

  4. franksalterego Comment by franksalterego

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    What’s that smell?

    It seems, we have two conflicting stories.

    Yesterday:
    A congressional official briefed on the incident said Webb gave the gun to Thompson when the assistant drove him to an airport earlier in the day. Thompson, upon entering the Senate building, forgot he was carrying the weapon.–Breitbart

    Today:
    Sen. Jim Webb (D-Va.) said Tuesday that he did not give staffer Phillip Thompson the pistol whose possession got the aide arrested Monday when he tried to enter the Russell Senate office building.–The Hill

    I think, this calls for a “Congressional Investigation!”..”Suboenas!’..Headlines, in 100pt type!

  5. philmon Comment by philmon

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    Misha … did you SEND a slightly revised version of this to the Senator?

    It might do some good.

    Other people, like Evan Sayet and a history professor friend of mine who used to walk the Dihimmicratic side of the fence have woken up.

  6. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    “It’s important for me personally and a lot of people in the situation that I’m in to be able to defend myself and my family.”

    Typical elitist drivel. What if we’re not, “in that situation?” (Like, you know, not being a Senator?) Are we still able to carry in Webb’s plastic little world?

    My money’s on, “No.”

  7. juandos Comment by juandos

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    “I have never carried a gun in the Capitol complex and I did not give the weapon to Phillip Thompson, and that’s all that I think I’ll say,” Webb told reporters.

    Makes one wonder what sort of dolts are working in Webb’s office… Considering what I’ve seen of Webb so far I get the feeling that he doesn’t want anyone around that may actually be smarter than he is…

  8. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Just watched Webb on Fox. That is one lying son of a bitch, and not even a good one.

  9. franksalterego Comment by franksalterego

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    Inadvertant

    Now, WE have the “password”

    YAY !!!

  10. franksalterego Comment by franksalterego

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    Let’s try it on, for size:

    “Bush” Completely Inadvertantly, thought Saddam was trying to devolop MSD’s.

    Thank-God Almighty…We’ve finally seen the promised land !!!

    :clap_tb:

  11. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    It’s important for me personally and a lot of people in the situation that I’m in to be able to defend myself and my family.

    This would be, hmm… Perhaps the fact that you’re living in one of the most crime ridden areas in the country, perhaps?

    Nah, probably not. What the Hell was I thinking?

    Actually, what I expect to happen here is that, when it comes time to go to trial on this, (assuming it ever gets that far, more likely just during the arraignment), the “arresting officers” will not show for court, since the prosecution will have “forgotten” to have them there. The judge will dismiss the charges, and that will be the end of it.

    Now, if this happened for Joe Citizen, whenever this kind of bullshit went down on these goofy-assed fucking gun laws, I would be all for it. (It often happens here, BTW).

    But in this case, it will all be a case of “the fix is in.” And we all know it.

  12. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    CCW States Map

    How can anyone be such a putz as to not know where their guns are? I know exactly to the inch where every gun I own is, which direction it is pointing, whether it is loaded and whether I need to cock the hammer or chamber a round before firing it.

    Guns don’t kill people, stoopid people with guns kill people. Maybe the next federal execution we could get the dem senate to form a firing circle.

    Throws the bullshit flag and 20 yard penalty for trying to pass off this shit as relevant to gun ownership.

  13. franksalterego Comment by franksalterego

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    Gun arrest gives Webb political opening
    Virginia Democrat uses incident with aide to proclaim right of self-defense
    By Tom Curry
    National affairs writer
    MSNBC
    WASHINGTON - Sen. Jim Webb turned an awkward episode — the arrest of one of his aides for carrying a gun into one of the Senate office buildings — into a political opportunity Tuesday, giving a spirited defense of his and other Americans’ right to carry firearms to defend themselves.

    So, I assume, Jim Webb will be called upon to give the Keynote Address to the opening of the next convention of the National Rifle Ass’n.

    YAY !!!

  14. Unregistered Comment by Jalapeno

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    I’m with 12 - bullshit flag - as I’m sure most of y’all are, something fishy here. And I haven’t even earned ( Yeah, punk-fu*kers) EARNED my carry license yet. But I do know a rule or two.

  15. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    And who here thinks this idjit will get more than a slap on the wrist?

  16. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    See “American Revolution, the” for further information on the subject.

    I second that. Who’s got the ammo?

    We already have an oppressive ruling elite with double standards. We have punitive taxation. We have billions of dollars flooding into other countries to bleed us white. In fact all we’re missing is the sense of national outrage……

  17. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    I just re-read what I wrote. While I stand by -all- of it, it’s still a thousand times better than the situation in my homeland.

    I weep for England and I love this great, crazy nation. Gimme a hug you lot!

  18. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Gimme a hug you lot!

    OK maybe, but JUST ONE!

    I remember rosie o’dumass makin’ this exact same arguement.
    “No-one should own guns, but I need protection” Freakin’ arrogant.

    Spittin’ and shittin’ all over Tom Sellek for promoting the NRA, then lashing out at the folks that chided her for depriving us little poor people of weapons whilst having an armed bodyguard on her personal payrole.

    GFW’s. (spit)

    Is she really afraid of being raped?