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Paleoswinians drown in their own shit (link thanks to Sir Christopher):

At least four Palestinians drowned in a tsunami of raw sewage on Tuesday when a water treatment reservoir burst, flooding a village in the northern Gaza Strip.

The deluge, triggered by the collapse of a septic system aid organisations had long warned was dangerously overburdened, submerged dozens of homes in the Bedouin farming village of Umm al-Nasr beneath a cesspool of foul-smelling effluent.

We guess that Terrorstinians aren’t “floaters” after all.

“The situation is very bad,” village mayor Ziad Abu Thabet said, comparing the disaster to a “tsunami.” “Around 70 percent of the village houses were flooded by the waters,” he said.

A “turdnami”, perhaps?

We blame Bush! And the Zionist/Illuminati conspiracy, of course. Oh, and HALLIBURTON!!!1!!ONE!

Newly appointed Palestinian interior minister Hani al-Qawasmeh rushed to the scene to inspect the damage, but angry villagers chased him off by firing guns at his convoy and wounding two policemen, witnesses said.

Sounds an awful lot like something Nawlinians would do when faced with people trying to help them. “Look! Somebody’s coming to our rescue! Shoot them!!!”

The Islamist Hamas movement, the leading partner in a newly formed Palestinian unity government, blamed the disaster on the suspension of direct foreign aid to the cabinet that was imposed a year ago when it formed a cabinet alone. Hamas is considered in the West to be a terrorist group.

Ah but of course. We were wondering how long it would take for the retarded camel buggerers to start blaming somebody other than themselves for their own mess.

Pretty much exactly like Ray Nagin and the dumbfucked cluetards that keep electing him, actually.

Well, what can we say, Paleoswinians?

Shit happens…

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

39 Responses to “How… Fitting”
  1. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    You gotta love the irony. And how appropriate!

  2. LC & IB FIAR Comment by LC & IB FIAR

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    “Turdnami”

    Dammit! I just choked on my own saliva.
    :lol_wp:

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Sure, let’s give them a country when they can’t even handle plumbing.

    “Turdnami”.

    :lol_tb:

  4. Merc Comment by Merc

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    Wow so much irony.. so many puns… I love it!!!
    You always said that the formation of a Paleswinian state meant deep shit for the middle east!
    :lol_tb: :devil_tb:
    Keep up the good work.

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    (okay, first lousy pun)

    Newly appointed Palestinian interior minister Hani al-Qawasmeh rushed to the scene to inspect the damage, but angry villagers chased him off by firing guns at his convoy and wounding two policemen, witnesses said.

    That’s pathetic! Shooting at someone because he was reporting for doody.

  6. Mope, Imperial Knucklehead Comment by Mope, Imperial Knucklehead

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    If we are gunna shoot the shit, I want to stir the pot with this nugget from none other than The Chicago Sun-Times:

    KANDAHAR, Afghanistan — Afghans who work at the NATO base at Kandahar Airfield must use separate toilets marked ”local nationals only.”

    Several Afghans said that the practice is insulting, but they are dependent on NATO for their livelihoods and reluctant to speak out.

    Lt. Col. Jack Blevins said the bathroom habits of the Afghans are different.

    ”When they use our shitters, they stand on the seats and it causes quite a mess,” he said.

    ”We’ve always had this policy,” Blevins said.

    ”It’s not based on a racial thing; it’s just how they use the toilets. They’re not used to toilets. They use squats, or holes in the ground.”

    I shit you not.

  7. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    Actually, I think the villagers had the right idea where the Palestinian Interior Minister was concerned. Too bad the waterlogged residents of NOLA didn’t do the same to Ray Nagin, once he slunk back into town…

    :guns_tb:

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Dammit…I’m tryin’not to laugh, I really am…oh Gawd, just can’t get my shit together…. :lol_wp:

  9. Unregistered Comment by TGregg

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    Up shit’s creek without a paddle, LOL. Hungry? Has a recent disaster wiped out your village and food supply? How about a shit sandwich?

    I’ve heard some folks claim the shit is getting deep, but I’ve never seen it like that before.

    Brings a new appreciation for shit on a shingle.

  10. Unregistered Comment by TGregg

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    Oh, and:

    What’s the terrorist say when he saw the dam burst?

    Holy Shiite!

  11. Mope, Imperial Knucklehead Comment by Mope, Imperial Knucklehead

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    What was that town’s name again? Duodenum?

    Shit,if them A-rabs were to see all the pork in Washington D.C. they’d shit.

    And no, I’m not selling any faggot offsets on this one… it’s every man fer himself!

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Here’s a paddle…..

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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  14. Bill H Comment by Bill H

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    I like that they’re blaming the suspension of foreign aid for the release of Arafat’s Greatest Hits. Maybe instead of whining about their shitty lives, they could sue in some international “court” for the billions that shit-for-brains stole from them. Until then, as far as I’m concerned, they can blow it out their asses.

    Waitaminnit. They already have. :flush_tb:

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Wait for it. Teh outrage is coming. It will be a bigger shitstorm than when Doggie-Style lets the shit fly at his turd-world outpost.

    :thumbup_tb:

  16. Mope, Imperial Knucklehead Comment by Mope, Imperial Knucklehead

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    Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, Achmed! :shock_ee:

  17. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    That would be a Poonami

  18. Lc Scott Comment by Lc Scott

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    Well I guess “All shit rolls down hill” really is true.

  19. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    TURDS in a sea of turds!!! :lol_wp: :drunk_tb: :undecided_tb: :yell_tb: :lol_tb: :jittery_tb: :clap_tb:
    YO, MOPE!! When I was deployed in Afghanistan, many a FOB (Forward Operating Base) completely forbade Afghans, ANA (Afghan National Army) and otherwise from doing the same for exactly the same reasons, as well as past results. Hell, they’d shit on the latrine floor, no joke!

  20. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    These people elect terrorists into office, their western welfare cheques stop rolling in, and now they’re drowning in their own shite. This is what they do with democracy?
    Have arabs EVER come to the financial aid of the palies when it did NOT have anything to do with suicide bombing? The Saudi royal family have cars plated in silver for Gawd’s sake…you think they could help their fellow arab? Hey, I wouldn’t give them a dime either, but the lack of arab solidarity is pretty pathetic, wouldn’t you say?

  21. George guy Comment by George guy

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    The first law of prioritizing: Never loot the plumbing budget to beef up the Judaeocide budget.

  22. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    1) So now they’re either Palestinkians or Pail-o-shitians.

    2) Maybe they can export their terror as “suicide shitters”.

    3) These ass monkeys probably thought it was a river of hummus sent from Allah until Abdul passed the falafel.

    Ahhhhhhh, sometimes there is justice in the world.

  23. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    1st annual Paleosimian scat festival.

    Bet that Queers for Palestine are disappointed they missed out.

  24. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Gee, you think this might not have happened if the fuckers were willing to devote some resources to basic sanitation rather than buying weapons to wage jihad?

    Clue for the Hamas shitstains: It isn’t our job to buy your infrastructure for you. Arafucker’s ex-wife could probably have bought a new system for what she spends on her own fat ugly ass in a couple months.

    The only thing close to the disgrace of Hamas’ butchery of innocent victims is the way they neglect their own people.

  25. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    For a minute there, I felt sorry for these human beings. Drowning in raw sewage must be a horrible way to die. I also thought, man, we have it good…how could people like that be so unfortunate?
    Then I drew up that memory of palies dancing in glee as the twin towers crashed to the ground in Manhattan.
    Then, I thought, hey, that was like 50 people….not ALL of the palies think that way!
    Then I thought of their recent elections awarding hamas the leadership…then I thought, that STILL isn’t ALL of them….
    Then I came to my senses. Eat shit, palies. Either swallow your hate or swallow your own shit.

  26. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    THIS is how much arafat’s widow is worth.

    What would it take for an arab to help an arab?

  27. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    Holy shit is she’s ugly…..

  28. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    this is just a fecal matter for them to sort out

  29. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    That would be a Poonami

    R6 that’s fucking hilarious!!

  30. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    While there is an irony to this, I can’t laugh :blank_ee: what makes me mad is hearing about people like sufa arafat living it up and helping the people she claims to love.

  31. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Damn GunSniper, you didn’t say this!

    Shooting at someone because he was reporting for doody

    Oh man!… :lol_wp: :clap_tb:

  32. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    That would be a Poonami

    Dammit, you beat me to it!

    Seems to me this isn’t so much a disaster as a bungled repatriation. The shit on the top of the hill wanted to be with the shit at the bottom.

    But of course, it does prove the old saying that ’shit rolls downhill’ :)

  33. Unregistered Comment by JackLacton

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    I wonder if anyone can guess what The International Organization for the Elimination of all forms of Racial Discrimination actually does?

    What does it think of Israel? Should it think anything at all? What about Zionism? The United States? Hmmm…I wonder.

    They’re my new favourite bunch of losers.

  34. Unregistered Comment by JackLacton

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    Holy dungheap, Batman, we’re in more shit than a Palestinian Plumber!

  35. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Comment by JackLacton

    I wonder if anyone can guess what The International Organization for the Elimination of all forms of Racial Discrimination actually does?

    A good rule of thumb is that any organization that has ‘Racism’ in its name (such as ANSWER or SOAR) is an anti-American Communist front. I suspect this latest group is to take over for ANSWER, now that some people are getting wise to its true nature.

  36. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Atlas Shrugs has the latest word on the Pali-shitstorm … apparently thieves were mining the walls of a sewage lagoon for landfill material.

    One load too many, and the shit busted the dike and rolled downhill.

  37. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    A good rule of thumb is that any organization that has ‘Racism’ in its name (such as ANSWER or SOAR) is an anti-American Communist front.

    Likewise any group with “social justice” in the name. “International Organization To end Racisim and promote Social Justice.” This has been going on since the 60s. Damn they are so tedious.

    Gee, you think this might not have happened if the fuckers were willing to devote some resources to basic sanitation rather than buying weapons to wage jihad?

    Refer to #6. It would not matter a shit to these ragheads whether they had toilets that sent a jet of perfumed water up their fetid ani and then a warm dry. They’d still crap the floor. But, hey, that’s their culture everyone! :thumbup_tb: :flush_tb:

  38. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    You have got to be shittin me, I lived in gaza for 6 monthes, these animals just throw garbage on the side of the road in big heaps it STINKS! every so often they burn the garbage which is atrocious!

    Trust me, ive been in nablus, hebron, betlehem etc.. every PA controlled area has dead cats, garbage and what not lying all over and it STINKS!

    Do you know that israel provides water to the gaza arabs gratis! least the words call em inhumane.

    Buncha sick demented animals these arabs!

    Ever see a arab house ? they keep the animals on the first floor, I swear… it stinks! no wonder the kids blow themselfs up!

  39. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Hmm… Talk about a whole new definition of “up shit creek”. (Of course, they didn’t even HAVE a barbed wire rowboat.)

    Dammit. I forgot the other one. (Burning breakfast due to reading this instead of watching it might have had something to do with it… Maybe? Besides, that was eleven hours ago, I’ve blinked since then…)