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Tony Blair is surely striking fear into the hearts of the Mad Mullahs with this threatening rhetoric:

Iran, which denies any intention of making atomic weapons, has said it may charge the two boatloads of British sailors and marines with illegally entering its waters in the northern Gulf. Britain insists they were operating in Iraqi waters.

“What we are trying to do … is to pursue this through the diplomatic channels and make the Iranian government understand these people have to be released and that there is absolutely no justification whatever for holding them,” Blair said.

And if it works… Well, it will definitely be the first time in the recorded history of mankind that diplomacy without the credible threat of force behind it has worked. Somehow, however, we don’t much think that Tony Blair is about to make history this time either. Something about long odds and the track record of diplomacy as a means of dealing with theofascist dictators.

“They have to release them. If not, then this will move into a different phase,” he told Britain’s GMTV television.

Oh dearie me! Could it be… The dreaded Secret Double Probation Sternly Worded Note of Diplomatic Concern™? Say it isn’t SO, Tony!

Blair’s spokesman said the next step London could take would be to publish proof, in the form of global satellite positioning (GPS) records, that the sailors had not entered Iranian waters.

Alright, Mahmoud, the jig is up. You might as well hand the sailors over right now, or the Fierce Lion of Britannia is going to embarrass you by proving that the sailors weren’t in Iranian waters, and how would you every survive THAT?

Damn, why didn’t anybody think of that back in 1939? All they’d have had to do was to publish proof that the Poles weren’t actually randomly massacring innocent German civilians in the “occupied territories” (which wouldn’t be too hard since they weren’t), and Adolf Hitler would immediately have given up his claims on Poland, dissolved the NSDAP, stopped the rearmament program and retired to the Austrian Alps to practice his yodeling!

Brilliant, we tell you, BRILLIANT!!!

“We so far haven’t made explicit why we know that because we don’t want to escalate this,” he said.

British officials had shown Iran data on the sailors’ exact position when seized, a British government source told Reuters.

Are you sure that was wise? All that escalation! Who will stop this mad, MAD RUSH TO WAR???

“I am utterly confident that our personnel were in Iraqi waters and not just marginally in Iraqi waters,” Blair’s spokesman said.

And His Majesty is utterly confident that the Brits have lost their balls. Not to mention their marbles.

Britain has been assured the sailors are well but has not been given access to them or told where they are being held.

“Of course they are in a completely safe place and they are being treated in a humane and Islamic way,” Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini told state television.

Well that’s alright then. After all, would the Iranian Mullahs lie? As long as they’re alright and have their tea and crumpets, we’ll just pretend that the Iranian act of piracy never happened.

British embassy staff will be allowed to see the sailors only once the preliminary investigation has been completed, an Iranian government spokesman told the IRNA state news agency.

British Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett telephoned her Iranian counterpart on Tuesday to demand the sailors’ release and spoke “in very robust terms” to “again demand their safe and speedy return and immediate consular access.”

Now you’ve done it, Ahmadinnerjacket. “Robust terms.” You’re done for, your goose is cooked, you’re toast, you might as well pack it in and call it a day. Because if you don’t… Well, if you don’t they’ll speak in very robust terms INDEED! Not to mention that they haven’t tried “begging”, “whingeing”, “groveling” or “pretty please with sugar on top” yet.

Stick a fork in the West. We’re done.

32 Responses to ““Stop! Or We Shall Say Stop! Again!””
  1. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    My forceful message would be to kill a few family members of the mullahs.

    Blairs forceful message consists of threatening to release proof that the Iranians commited a crime.

    What sucks is I can’t even make fun of the Brits for acting like pussies given the fact that our government just voted to lose.

    I remember the coming ice age. I lived through the looming starvation of the population bomb. I braced myself for the horror of planes dropping from the sky on Y2K. I learned how to hide under my desk at school when the nukes started falling.
    I waited patiently for the promised nuclear winter.

    I was never concerned for the future of the West - until now.

  2. Unregistered Comment by readerjp

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    Blair’s Secret Plan - Send in Bond, James Bond.

  3. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Correction, Your Majesty. Force was the sole catalyst for serious diplomacy. Guilt has since joined it since World War II.

    And guilty white liberals like Tony Blair, who respond chiefly to diplomatic demands backed up by threat of pouting, assume that officials of toilet states feel the same way.

  4. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    Blair’s Secret Plan - Send in Bond, James Bond.

    No-can-do.

    He’s currently engaged in “conflict resolution” with Dr. No.

    Dr. Phil is mediating.

    We a SO fucked.

  5. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Stick a fork in the West. We’re done.

    No I’m not. :guns_tb:

    I haven’t even started. :evil_wp:

  6. Lycurgus Comment by Lycurgus

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    they are being treated in a humane and Islamic way

    Come on, which is it? Humane or Islamic?

  7. Lycurgus Comment by Lycurgus

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    Arrrh. Now I am being harassed by by the damn blockquote tool…

  8. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    It simply fucking boggles the mind that our (supposed) leaders haven’t learned a damn thing about those stupid ragheads in *4* *fucking* *years*! They can’t seem to figure out that the morons don’t and won’t pick up democracy unless it’s beat into them physically and forcefully…it’s the only way they understand anything.
    Oh…wait…it’s *our* leaders who seem to be the actual morons.

  9. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    It’s been a lot more than 4 years, just look at the raghead record since 1973.

    You can’t negotiate with these assholes, they lie as ordained by their religion. The best you can do is to smash them in the face and keep smashing them in the face until they whimper surrender and beg forgiveness.

    In my opinion, the Brits should have given them 24 hours to release the captives and if not done should have invaded Iran and shown the mad mullahs why Brittan practically ruled the world for hundreds of years.

    To hell with the UN’s whimpering about the invasion, they seem to think its OK for Iran and any other raghead regime to commit multiple acts of war every week. There will never be peace as long as the ragheads are given leave to foul the good earth with their presence. Ann Coulter had it right when she said we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.

    As I have said before, God hep me, but I’m actually calling for genocide.

    الموت على الاسلام , and
    their mediot stooges!
    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)
    Rowane

  10. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Yochanon says:

    It simply fucking boggles the mind that our (supposed) leaders haven’t learned a damn thing about those stupid ragheads in *4* *fucking* *years*!

    Amen burdder!

    Actually we can in this particular incident with the British Marines see that our leaders didn’t learn from the whiny, limp wristed but seditious Jimmy Carter who had abandonment issue galore

    As Kalki Gaur notes, “PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER FATHER OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

    I’m guessing now that the kidnapped Marines are probably dispersed (as was done with the American Embassy personnel) so that if an armed attempt to retrieve them won’t work out so well…

  11. Dick Comment by Dick

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    I’m afraid the West is lost. Hate to say, but it’s true.

  12. kepiblanc Comment by kepiblanc

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    Why not send the mullahs a good old ultimatum : release the hostages within 24 hours or it’s war. Yes, WAR.

  13. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    Why not send the mullahs a good old ultimatum : release the hostages within 24 hours or it’s war. Yes, WAR

    Because war means absolutely bugger all these days. We wouldn’t be firing on anything that the media might disagree with and we certainly wouldn’t be allowed to do the job properly…….

    It’s not really a credible threat any more, especially not with the current climate. If they’re already trying to yank the rug out from under Iraq, why would Iran worry about the threat of UK and US attacks? They were at war with Iraq far longer than any war we could sustain against them….. A sad fact, but we’re more a paper tiger every fucking day.

  14. Unregistered Comment by darthapathy

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    I hate to say it, but the Islamofascists understand something we in the West have apparently forgotten: war cannot be fought without resolve, and it appears the West has sacrificed its resolve on the altar of political correctness.

  15. Unregistered Comment by aries37

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    Every time I read a story like this I find myself with an uncontrollable urge to buy more ammo.

  16. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    When Reagan was elected, Iran couldn’t release the hostages fast enough, it seems. Too bad the “gipper” isn’t around now…I know, I know…he had other issues, but he managed THAT one just fine.

    Where’s Churchill when ya need him?

  17. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Forget Churchill….we need Jimmy Doolittle, Douglas MacArthur, Chester Nimitz, “Bull” Halsey, and George S. Patton….not to mention Paul Tibbets. To think that these great men fought tooth and nail against the Japanese and the Germans to save Britain, and the US….only to have the weasely cocksuckers of today hand us over the the Islamist without so much as a fart.

    I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.
    Douglas MacArthur

    It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
    Douglas MacArthur

    One cannot wage war under present conditions without the support of public opinion, which is tremendously molded by the press and other forms of propaganda.
    Douglas MacArthur

  18. Unregistered Comment by Extremus

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    …Mr Blair: “We are the knights who say NI”!!!

    NI, NI, NI….

    (submit goddammit!!!)

  19. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.

    No good. They’d just find the most savage and inhumane period of cristianity’s history and emulate that.

    Until you change the mindset, changing the trappings will do precisely dick.

  20. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    The “kill their leaders” part, however, I can get behind.

    Seriously though, it’s like dealing with an alien species. I mean, they can’t even figure out a toilet, for goodness sake!

    Give me Klingons or little grey guys any day.

  21. Unregistered Comment by smokeybehr

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    Everyone needs to just back off of Blair. He’s talking like a diplomat, like he needs to. What he wants to say is “turn our guys loose immediately, or you’re fucked”.

    Remember, Iran doesn’t really want a war with us, because they know that we will wipe the floor with them, and there’s plenty of discontent within Iran over the way things are being run. There’s plenty of 20-somethings and 30-somethings that will help to overthrow I’madinnerjacket and the current regime, and will welcome an American style democracy.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    just watshint the News, mr. Blair has stopped everything with Iran and no nothing - they say -who knows, what that means - well I guess, we’re gonna see one of theese days - or not??????
    He also wants everybody else in Europe to stop talking dooing busines etc with them. :lol_wp: :devil_tb: :flush_tb:

  23. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    Everyone needs to just back off of Blair. He’s talking like a diplomat, like he needs to.

    I have to disagree.
    He needs to be talking like a LEADER and make it clear that the only choices are the immediate release of the hostages or the death of Irans leadership.

    Remember, Iran doesn’t really want a war with us, because they know that we will wipe the floor with them

    Again, I disagree.
    Iran does NOT fear war with the US/UK.
    They have watched and learned. We will not fight to win.
    If anyone thinks muslims have not learned from our politically correct war fighting, they are sadly mistaken.

    Muslims have learned how easily we can be defeated. They have the perfect strategy. Commit 20% of resources to the armed conflict, 80% to the media blitz. Leftists will support them.

    We are unwilling to fight to win. That’s the reality.

    For pete sake, most of NATO won’t allow their pathetic soldiers to engage in combat in Afganistan.

    We’re watching - we know this. Does any right-thinking person believe Islamists don’t see EXACTLY what we see?

    I wish I were wrong.

    Please….someone prove me wrong.

  24. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Ralphie, I have to believe that the west will find a pair and not give in to the mullahs, else what would be the use for trying.

    They just need to ban the mediots if they go to war again. Make the news only that which is released by the military press corps. Take the damned gloves off our soldiers and let them prosecute a war the way it should be, instead of this PC bullshit we’ve been seeing for the past 4 years.

    The only input congress needs to have on war is signing off on the war budget, and then only as advisory capacity. They need to point the generals at the war zone and tell them to WIN at ALL costs. America cannot bear another Vietnam.

    To all the folks that wanted to teach the Republicans a lesson in the last election, see what happens when you let fools get in power. you get a fucked up bunch of moonbat congress critters who try to abrogate the constitutional power of the president.

    God, but I’m sick of this crap, the moonbats need to back the hell off, pull out their stupid assed journaljizmers, and watch as the military does what they do best, kill people and break things.

  25. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Where’s Churchill when ya need him?

    teaching at a university in Colorado

  26. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    from Silent Service, to Silent Treatment… greaaaaaat

  27. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Should Iran Rush into War?

    interesting editorial in Russian media outlet

  28. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    i’m too depressed. but i did see a link to Miss Russia 2006. When you’re finished viewing HER, check out the SECOND photo of runner ups……

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    There can be only one response if the British Empire plans to stay relevant: one demand, one demand only. They are returned, unharmed, in 24 hours. Querries and prevarication are met with stony silence. If 24 hours pass with no return, put in the coordinates for one of their cities, and launch.

  30. Unregistered Comment by steve

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    Shit, that has to be the FASTEST ‘Godwin’ing of oneself I’ve ever seen!

    You lose Misha……..

  31. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    There can be only one response if the British Empire plans to stay relevant: one demand, one demand only. They are returned, unharmed, in 24 hours. Querries and prevarication are met with stony silence. If 24 hours pass with no return, put in the coordinates for one of their cities, and launch.

    Although I agree with the above completely, I would alter it to make it more palatable to the rest of the world.

    Release the sailors within 48 hours, or we will blockade your ports,both import and export ( crippling the Iran economy without loss of life) until you do.

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