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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Eliot Stein, Welcome to My Personal Shit List
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While every civilized human being who knew about it was busy empathizing with Maia and her mom, Cathy Seipp, some failed “standup comic” and even more failed “teacher” name of Eliot Stein was busy making fun of Cathy and Maia on his spoof website, www.cathyseipp.com (no longer in existence).

Just hours before her death, “Cathy Seipp” suddenly seemed to undo decades of hard work with an oddly written letter posted on the Web site, www. cathyseipp.com. In what came off as more bizarre rant than heartfelt apology, her supposed “very last blog entry” called her years of journalism a “shoddy,” “despicable” and “irresponsible” career as a “fourth-rate hack.” Her political stance? All a mistake.

The fiery, unwavering supporter of George W. Bush supposedly said she’d done a complete 180 in the past year and was now an implied supporter of Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. What was even more perplexing was that “Seipp” was taking mean-spirited potshots at her own daughter, Maia Lazar, whom she called an “obnoxious” and “arrogant” wanna-be “skank” who was “mentally ill.” Throughout the letter, the one person whom “Seipp” seemed most sorry for ever having offended was Maia’s 10th-grade journalism teacher, who had frequently clashed with mother and daughter. Finally, “Seipp” said she was probably to blame for her own illness — the “venom” she’d spewed for years was responsible for her terminal cancer.

All because of an old grudge:

Friends were horrified. They quickly realized that the letter was the work of an infamous character known as “Troll Dolls” who’d positioned himself as the blogger’s archenemy and bought the domain name www.cathyseipp.com years earlier (Seipp’s real Web site is www.cathyseipp.net). Troll Dolls is really Eliot Stein, a 54-year-old former online talk-show host and stand-up comedian who hadd taught Maia in a journalism class for a brief period in 2004, and who blamed Maia and Seipp for his departure from the school after only five weeks.

Intentional infliction of emotional distress, anyone?

Oh, but I don’t want that fat, filthy, disgusting, incompetent sack of pig semen to merely get sued. Oh no, I want the fat fuck to die. Slowly, painfully and screaming for mercy. I want him to suffer all the torments of Hell before he goes there, as a matter of fact I want Hell to be a relief for him when he finally snuffs it and leaves this world a better place than it was while he was still stealing oxygen. I want him to suffer in such mind-crushingly, indescribably horrid ways that he’ll be begging for the courage to kill himself just to make it end, only to realize that he’s too much of a fat, failed, worthless coward to do even that. Then I want him to suffer some more.

I want him to vomit and shit himself in unutterable horror, I want his limbs to fall off in rotten piles of pus, one by one, I want his eyeballs to rot and melt and run down his fat, flabby cheeks, I want his teeth to fall out, his guts to liquefy slowly, and his lungs to gradually fill with foul, malodorous slime.

I want everything bad, painful and ugly this world holds to befall him, repeatedly, and I want him to be fully awake and conscious while it’s happening to him. I want his property taken from him, his identity stolen, his friends, if friends he has, to spit on him, turn away and never speak to him again, I want everything that he values to turn to shit before his crying eyes, I want every single one of G-d’s creations to inflict pain upon him, hate him and do what they can to destroy him.

And then, when he has suffered enough that all is taken from him, that he has turned utterly insane with grief and pain, when his every breath is spent begging for the sweet release of death, then I want him to die. Alone. KNOWING that he is alone and forgotten and that not even a mangy dog will turn up for his funeral.

Then, and only then, can Shaitan have him.

Forever more.

22 Responses to “Eliot Stein, Welcome to My Personal Shit List”
  1. Unregistered Comment by thirteen28

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    I want him to suffer all the torments of Hell before he goes there, as a matter of fact I want Hell to be a relief for him when he finally snuffs it and leaves this world a better place than it was while he was still stealing oxygen.

    I think you are letting him off too easy … I only want him to have, just for a moment, the deluded hope that Hell will be a relief, before those hopes are suddenly and cruelly dashed as he finds out that the pain is just starting.

    Of course, I may be letting him off too easy as well.

  2. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Some folks need a good, old fashioned ass whoopin’, and he’s on the list.

  3. Merc Comment by Merc

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    This guy makes me think of the song “I Fucking Hate You” by Godsmack.

    Some folks need a good, old fashioned ass whoopin’, and he’s on the list.

    I agree, Dick. He deserves a serious ass whoopin’.

  4. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    My sentiments exactly!! That moonbat piece of SHIT is in serious need of a gool ‘ol OLD SCHOOL ass beating out behind the woodpile!

  5. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    You know, it’s rare that I wish suffering on anyone. There are people that I would consider it an improvement in the world if they were to be run over by a truck, but actual suffering? Nah.

    That being said, this piece of shit needs to contract Ebola Mayinga and be treated with a methamphetamine drip.

  6. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Don’t forget the boiling tar!

    A blanket party without the blanket is due this little asswad!

  7. Unregistered Comment by mlazar

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    Thanks Misha! If only one could do that in real life without consequences. My mom often wished her cancer on Trolldolls when she was in pain.

  8. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    I thought I had an imagination…

    Prime candidate for a short stake, I would think.

  9. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Thanks Misha! If only one could do that in real life without consequences. My mom often wished her cancer on Trolldolls when she was in pain.

    No problem, Maia. That just pissed me off so bad I couldn’t see straight and I just had to get it off my chest. How anybody, ANYBODY could do that to somebody, and that he happened to do it to you was just his bad luck. I’ll see what I can do to make his luck even worse.

    If only I remembered how to place a curse on somebody… I guess I have some reading to do.

    Anyway. Hang in there, Maia, and my most sincere condolences again. I can’t even imagine. All I know is that your mom lives on in you, and I know that I speak for everybody here when I say that if there’s anything we can do… Just let us know.

  10. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Just watched a bit of the Factor-No Spin Zone or whatever O’Reilly calls his show on Fox News Channel…

    Before that I had watched some John Gibson…

    Considering that I rarely take the time to troll libtard sites like Kos, Huffington, and so forth I wasn’t quite ready for what I heard…

    Such obvious hatred must be indicative of fear by these sniveling libtards… Such cowardice is just unbelievable…

  11. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    To quote Karl from Sling Blade- I reckon dere’s some folks dat need some killin.

    Eliot, you lowlife motherfuck, welcome to your worst nightmare, you fat cock licker!

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Nice thing about moral relativism, isn’t it? true, classical behaviors, off the charts for ethical people, but these opportunists have no respect for anything, save firepower. Best way to handle this is to spread the word……

  13. Unregistered Comment by suboptimal

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    Imperator,

    I want him to vomit and shit himself in unutterable horror, I want his limbs to fall off in rotten piles of pus, one by one, I want his eyeballs to rot and melt and run down his fat, flabby cheeks, I want his teeth to fall out, his guts to liquefy slowly, and his lungs to gradually fill with foul, malodorous slime.

    Sorry, but that sounds like what happened to some folks down this way last time I cooked dinner.

    Last time I make chicken soup.

  14. Unregistered Comment by Admiral of the Imperial Seventh Fleet

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    A) I am glad I am on the Emperors side;

    B) Is this turd in L.A.?

    C)Yes the left is cowardly, craven and hateful, easily angered and endlessly stupid…..this ass will get what is coming to him.

  15. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    Nice thread in the Power Line Forum. The lefties are trying to deflect, deny, and equivocate.

    I don’t even think THEY buy it, though.

  16. Unregistered Comment by danishwench

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    The whine ass wants to stay hidden while trying to justify what? uh huh..Try this:http://about.theage.com.au/view_online.asp.
    go here: View Profile

    It gives you access to journalist profiles..I’d have to say there’s 2 that are Highly probable. Ooohhhhh no not racist, just profiling…Thank you..The individual is nothing more than an opportunist, with no balls.

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    I don’t even think THEY buy it, though.

    Why do you think they always shout it at the top of their lungs?

  18. LC & IB Kat, GLOR Comment by LC & IB Kat, GLOR

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    Milord Emperor, I think #1, thirteen28, has it quite right… That little sense of hope which is eternally dashed.

    Christian charity urges me to hate the sin, and not the sinner - but it’s bloody difficult to do in this case. Our Father obviously still has a lot of work to do in me.

    Nevertheless, one thing I CAN rest certain in is that G-d is perfectly holy and just. Vengeance is His, He will repay… and it will be precisely the exactly correct thing.

    Maia, I echo Misha’s invitation: you need anything, you let us know. A lot of people who you’ve never met love you and loved your mom. We’re all praying for you and hurting for you, and sending love and encouragement. We’ve got your back.

    – Kat
    http://www.CatHouseChat.com

  19. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    I left that link on her passing thread.

    What a vile piece of scum. How someone can be that unfeeling is beyond me.

    I think we should make him the poster child for the left. Include quotes with those assholes wishing for the death of Cheney, Snow, Laura Ingram, etc. Assholes. They make me fucking sick.

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  21. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    From this day forward, Eliot Stein will become another, even more vulgar and foul term for “disgusting, suppurating bag of porcine fecal matter.” Words cannot describe just how low Stein’s actions were.
    Thatisall.

  22. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    When did I get an LC?

    :D

    I just got the warm fuzzies….. Now, if this was a Lib blog, I’d be grafting a nice sinecure in the Imperial Firearms Depository as a Gun Stroker.

    But given the flavour of thought here, I’ll do it as volunteer work :)

    As for Stein, I’ll be glad to watch him shit out thirty yards of razor wire come the Reckoning.